Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which reality star announced in the middle of a business lunch, “Whoops, just got my period!” — and then kept eating as if nothing had happened? (Gatecrasher)
Spencer Pratt? Obviously.
Which pothead actor is seeking refuge for harder drugs in a NYC rehab center? The toker couldn’t quite kick the nose-candy habit. (Gatecrasher)
Mercury poison victim Jeremy Piven?
Which celebrity pastor - who is pals with several noted dignitaries - better start praying that his hypocrisy isn’t exposed? Like many religious conservatives, he loves to preach about family values and he has spoken out against same-sex marriage. Meanwhile, behind his own family’s mega-mansion is a guest house where our preacher cozies up with his own special male companion. (BlindGossip)
OMG. Please let it be Joel Osteen! Please! I want his wife to have another mega meltdown!
Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad? (3am Girls)
Rosie O'Donnell. Seriously, Jack Nicholson?
Which star athlete is having an affair with one of his teammates? In the macho world of sports, homosexuality is rarely discussed. However, these two teammates - one much more high profile than the other - have been practically joined at the hip for the past several months. Both are married, and both of their wives are in for a nasty shock if they find out. Team managment does know, and is seriously considering trading the lesser player to prevent a full-blown public scandal that might diminish their star’s reputation and ticket sales. (Blind Gossip)
This is a good one, but I don't know bitches in sports at all. Maybe Becks, but I never got the "I like peen" vibe from him.
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How innovative, it looks like a Dixie cup or one used at keg parties.
submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:18pm.
I fancy some of that canucky salmon jerky for starters! I totally pigged out on seafood last nite. Prawns and oysters and salmon sushi, wasabi. The whole shabang.
And I blame it on all the Murkins talking about their foodstuffs.
This is the place where I get my prawns from - good fish and chips too man...srsly, check the pics.
www.morganseafood.com.au/retail/market.htm
i tried to post on one of the other sites i peruse on a daily basis, then i read their guidelines...i couldn't think of anything nice or appropriate to say that would fit their criteria...i guess you guys are stuck with my sick ass now.
btw, i think the preacher is warren...osteen doesn't have many "dignitary" friends...even if he were gay, i don't think that he is as narcissistic as warren to think that he could get away with the boytoy in the backyard...warren is a definite sociopath hiding behind religion.
Dudes, I'm from the south...i know me some effed up religion.
You know what they say:
A good offense is the best defense!
My bad.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:24pm.
Where's Sock-Monkey at?
The same blogger suggested using a men's athletic sock as a pantyliner as it's super absorbent and washable.
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oh god (hand slapped over mouth)
can you imagine if your sanitary pad had a face and ears?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Where's Sock-Monkey at? get a load of this Socky--
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:04pm.
The same blogger suggested using a men's athletic sock as a pantyliner as it's super absorbent and washable.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Submitted by maDalice on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:13pm.
Also, you can get washable pantyliners and pads handmade on etsy. They are nice when your flow is a little too heavy for the diva cup alone.
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That's not a menstrual flow, that's a hemorraghe.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
@ Sandy
and salmon too. http://www.seachangesavouries.ca/
She wants smoked pink but I'm trying to convince her to go with smoked sockeye and candied coho.
http://www.seachangesavouries.ca/
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Fucking MOSQUITO'S!!! biting me on the damn toe and elbow.
Excuse me, I had to share. Now I need to go damn scratch. Can't type and scratch. See y'all!
I LOVE my Diva cup. Haven't really had to deal with a public bathroom, but it wouldn't be a big deal. Just wipe your fingers off with TP first, then wash them?
Also, you can get washable pantyliners and pads handmade on etsy. They are nice when your flow is a little too heavy for the diva cup alone.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:05pm.
I floated the offer by your first, but you ignored me for some reason. :(
ah well... hey ho.
==Oh shit, did I miss something? I hate it when the real world interferes with, um, my dlisted whores/opportunities (for poutine) and shit.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:05pm.
I floated the offer by your first, but you ignored me for some reason. :(
ah well... hey ho.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:37pm.
Are those good? I may ask her to toss one in the package. Thanks for the tip!
==Hell yes! email 2c stat.
Caramello Koala.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:44pm.
So many brilliant questions. I don't know. It sounds like a good idea but also messy in a public bathroom if that's where one happens to be. I read the blog someone linked to... and I don't want to come out of a public stall with bloody fingers, only to wash them in front of everyone. The same blogger suggested using a men's athletic sock as a pantyliner as it's super absorbent and washable. Sounds environmentally sound but I don't know that I'd want to throw a sock that absorbs that much more blood in the machine with other clothes (or wash it alone?) and forget handwashing it. I'm just too lazy.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:45pm.
You lucky bitch! I wish I could find someone who'd go winter camping with me!!
Coffee can?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by pixiestix on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:27pm.
That story made me puke. And Ive been winter camping and have had to come up with some wonderful ideas for myself while I was buried in tons of snow and not about to come out of the tent. but reading that made me seriously gag.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:37pm.
Are those good? I may ask her to toss one in the package. Thanks for the tip!
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:29pm.
i want whatever you're baking. I can smell it all the way from Canada to South America.
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home made waffles with raspberry jam stirred with some cointreau.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Um, that "Diva" thing is nothing new. The "Keeper" has been around for yeeeeears.
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Submitted by pixiestix on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:27pm.
That guy who commented is obviously a dumbass. I read the whole thing and I thought, wow. If I had a vagina, I would like one of those to put in it. And I'm not being a smartass. I think it sounds, almost. Well. Charming.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:29pm.
I can't stand that Dobson fucker. Remember when he got all pissy about Spongebob being a homo lover? Osteen doesn't bother me too much. Actually, he kinda tickles me because he pisses the fundies off as much as fags do so I love that. They're always going on about how his 'love life' stance is false doctrine. Same thing they say about being gay and Christian so as far as Osteen is concerned, I kinda have that old 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend' idea about him.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:25pm.
My2cents is mailing me some packs of tim tams in exchange for some BC smoked salmon, poutine mix and maple sugar lollies.
Such a deal!!! I can hardly wait. I love tim tams.
==Wow, that's some deal. I'm impressed. FUCKING POUTINE MIX!
Me want some poutine mix too!!!!
Have y'all ever eaten a Cadbury's Caramello Koala?
Will trade koala for poutine.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:29pm.
i want whatever you're baking. I can smell it all the way from Canada to South America.
btw, House is on (old episode) and guess what??
Foreman just said "it might be NEUROLOGICAL"!!
so predictable, but still makes me laugh.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:54pm.
Hey, K2. I'm not wishing the closeted preacher DEATH. I'm hoping he gets outed. And I DO hope it's Osteen because I don't trust him as far as I can throw him.
I'M not the one who thinks being gay is bad.
If he thinks being gay is bad, he shouldn't be telling OTHER people not to do it. Isn't that the definition of hypocrite?
And hoping his hypocrisy comes to light is not wishing bad for him. It's hoping for the TRUTH, which is something (I thought) Christians preach
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First off, Osteen has never said being GAY IS BAD. He was asked if he believed in gay marriage and he said NO. He feels it should be between a man and a woman, he feels that is what the Bible speaks about and believes in his faith. He says that he knows gay people, they come to his church and he talks with them. He doesn't appear to be a homophobe. He also stated that he felt being gay was a choice - which I DO disagree with.
Most of us Catholics were raised to believe that homosexuality is a sin. As I've gotten older , I realize that I don't agree with that. I do feel we have a loving and forgiving God. I also believe people are born that way. There are youngsters that give off a gay vibe well before they're even old enough to know what it is. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna turn my back on my religion either. As far as I'm concerned, Osteen preaches about being positive in life. I have NEVER heard him preach about being punished by God for being gay. I think you're misinformed as to what type of preacher he is.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:25pm.
My2cents is mailing me some packs of tim tams in exchange for some BC smoked salmon, poutine mix and maple sugar lollies.
Such a deal!!! I can hardly wait. I love tim tams.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:14pm.
I'd even let him suck mine just so I could tell people I busted a nut in that sumbitch's face.
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Joking aside, these cup things are 4,000 types of nasty.
I guessed already TITS, you dun got your period. And no, you may NOT borrow my Diva Tank.
My friend is a diva cup lover and wrote a testament about it.
READ THIS: http://murdersherote.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/diva-cup-the-most-appropri...
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And why do people still propose? What's wrong with just saying, "Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let's go ruin our lives together."
YesIownpanties - WORD!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:14pm.
Hiya Sandybitchy!!
Hey!! Guess what??
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christ i won't even use o.b. tampons....why on earth would i consider this shit?
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:14pm.
Hiya Sandybitchy!!
Hey!! Guess what??
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
I'm just loving the dlisted discovery channel.
I can't make any comment about this contraption that's pictured, but I hope to hell the preacher is Dobson because nothing would make me happier than knowing the bastard who started that clusterfuck to try and "change" all us dirty homos likes to suck dick. I'd even let him suck mine just so I could tell people I busted a nut in that sumbitch's face.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
bitch please, that last one is clearly about a-rod and jeter - yankees suuuuuck!
I remember being on a particular birth control and having my period completely disappear for months on end. I would only know I had my period the first day from some really light and occasional spotting, but other than that, it was like a walk in a park. The hormones in bc pills totally kicked my ass and made me mental though. I have very moderate bleeding and have no use for the Diva Cup fortunately. The first day is usually the heaviest for me, and then next days after that my period almost disappears by the 3rd or 4th day anyway.
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Madam Pince...I am also praying that the preacher in question is Rick Warren. Please let it be that bigot.
-Ilovepapasmurf: heh, is that good or bad?. :). Yep, you bleed a lot afterwards. Sometimes they give you a diaper-thing or one of those "hippo pads" like M.E. said.
-Jem: Hahahaha! That sounds like a gory sandclock.
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I'm praying the preacher is Rick Warren. (Yes, what a pun ... ha ha.) All of those tv fuckwads frost me. Don't get up there and preach to me while you're dragging in big bucks.
I don't know shit about sports either. The only two guys I can think of are those football players who kissed on camera a while back. One of 'em had dreadlocks. I think they were in college.
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"OMG. Please let it be Joel Osteen! Please! I want his wife to have another mega meltdown!"
YES please!
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
I love my diva cup! Tampons dried me out, and pads are disgusting. FYI, the blood doesn't stink, morons, esp if you dump the blood every couple hours. You know what stinks? Scented tampons. Although diva cups aren't for you squeamish pussies. You can't be afraid to reach up into your vag. But if you have kids or plan to have any, comparibly it's like a walk in a meadow with fresh wildflowers blowing in the breeze.
Save the planet and your hoo-hoo! Buy a diva cup!
"Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:37pm.
Papa Smurf - some women bleed up to six weeks after ward. The first two are the worst."
Oh.Fuck.That.
I feel like I should go hug my mother now, but the bitch would probably ask me for $20 afterwards.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
They should liven them up by putting jokes all over them. Remember those little cups from when you were a kid?
Q: Why do elephants never forget?
A: Because nobody tells them anything in the first place!
Q: What kind of ships do smart kids ride on?
A: Scholarships!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:19pm.
Do those Diva Cups come in 64oz big gulp size?
64 oz.? Damn woman! Do you need a blood transfusion every month?
Bhahahaha IG! That'll work too. And they have the handy little handle for easy removal.
Ok, say the blood doesn't smell until it comes in contact with air... still a used pad/tampon that I can't change often makes me gag so maybe this device is not for me. Besides, I don't have light or moderate flow anyway. With this in mind, I imagine the sound of the huge waterfall I must listen to every 12 hours if I ever use one.
And how do you wash it, anyway?. You just take it out, spill the blood and wash it where?. I imagine you have to buy several, right? and I imagine these things are not cheap and are not available everywhere... they are sure new to me even if they have been around since the 30's. Um and what are these things made of? hard rubber? soft latex like a condom?. How do these things stay inside to avoid spills?. So many questions, I have to google them.
Sorry if I sound a little harsh. Most of the times, my period is uncomfortable as it is.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
@keane: the docs need to bring that pill back immediately...i would love to not have a period, ever, but i do not want to take anything that messes with my body chemistry...
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:26pm.
What if someone can't afford the Diva Cup? Can they use a Dixie Cup instead?
You make like the "urinals" on the public buses in the Andes: Ziplock bags.
Nasty! *taking nose plugs and extra dark glasses on my next trip to the Andes*
@paris herpes:in my experience, shiny faces on men usually equals i love the cock...sooooo... since ronaldo's face is always so gloriously shiny i would conclude he's been up close to a peen or three that wasn't his...;)
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Papa Smurf - some women bleed up to six weeks after ward. The first two are the worst.