Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which reality star announced in the middle of a business lunch, “Whoops, just got my period!” — and then kept eating as if nothing had happened? (Gatecrasher)
Spencer Pratt? Obviously.
Which pothead actor is seeking refuge for harder drugs in a NYC rehab center? The toker couldn’t quite kick the nose-candy habit. (Gatecrasher)
Mercury poison victim Jeremy Piven?
Which celebrity pastor - who is pals with several noted dignitaries - better start praying that his hypocrisy isn’t exposed? Like many religious conservatives, he loves to preach about family values and he has spoken out against same-sex marriage. Meanwhile, behind his own family’s mega-mansion is a guest house where our preacher cozies up with his own special male companion. (BlindGossip)
OMG. Please let it be Joel Osteen! Please! I want his wife to have another mega meltdown!
Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad? (3am Girls)
Rosie O'Donnell. Seriously, Jack Nicholson?
Which star athlete is having an affair with one of his teammates? In the macho world of sports, homosexuality is rarely discussed. However, these two teammates - one much more high profile than the other - have been practically joined at the hip for the past several months. Both are married, and both of their wives are in for a nasty shock if they find out. Team managment does know, and is seriously considering trading the lesser player to prevent a full-blown public scandal that might diminish their star’s reputation and ticket sales. (Blind Gossip)
This is a good one, but I don't know bitches in sports at all. Maybe Becks, but I never got the "I like peen" vibe from him.
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So. you put this cup in the snatchal and it collects blood? which you then sell to the neighborhood vampire?
"Scratching head."
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Diva Cups used to be called "Insteads". I know because when I was 22 I was dating a germphobe asshole that wouldn't even sit on the couch with me if I was on the rag. Anyhoo, he decided to play phone call cheating games right around the time I found out about these & heard that you could fuck on the rag without the guy knowing (it goes waaaay up inside & plugs up your bloodhole like a bathtub stopper), so I decided to test it out on him. He had no idea (all 5 times I did it). Then we broke up & I laughed my face off telling him about it. He threw right up on my front door. It was awesome.
I was meaner & slightly crazy back then.
Submitted by jiggywiddit:
"I wish some of the Christ-like Christians would get some airplay to set a good example for the hypocrites."
Yeah, me too. But I think that the Christ-like Christians don't need the fame and glory and credit. The ones I know don't even make a big deal about being Christian. They just do their thing quietly and live as examples.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:51pm.
Cheers, Farrah! I don't ever want to hurt you, though!
It's shit like the Diva Cup that makes me grateful for menopause.
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oh i know, Debbie, it's just i have the tendency of cracking my damn ribs!
I also feel grateful i don't get periods. Being underweight is not that bad, uh?
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Hey, K2. I'm not wishing the closeted preacher DEATH. I'm hoping he gets outed. And I DO hope it's Osteen because I don't trust him as far as I can throw him.
I'M not the one who thinks being gay is bad.
If he thinks being gay is bad, he shouldn't be telling OTHER people not to do it. Isn't that the definition of hypocrite?
And hoping his hypocrisy comes to light is not wishing bad for him. It's hoping for the TRUTH, which is something (I thought) Christians preach.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:52pm.
Ive always wondered what super poor people in 3rd world countries who cant afford to rub 2 cents together do when they get their periods? They cant afford pads or anything so I cant contemplate what one would do in that situation....
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Why do you think it's called "being on the rag"
Sandbitch - at least when a man gets kicked in the nuts he sees it coming!
When your ovarie pinches out an egg, you are aware that it might happen, today, tomorrow, maybe in 3 days, then PPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNCCCCH!
UGH!
Well, Farrah, the Nighttime Diva Barrel is ok, if you can sleep with your ass in a barrel!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ive always wondered what super poor people in 3rd world countries who cant afford to rub 2 cents together do when they get their periods? They cant afford pads or anything so I cant contemplate what one would do in that situation....
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Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:37pm.
Is it sad I bought it so I could keep having sex during my period without a mess?
Um how would you be able to have sex with the cup in there??? wouldnt it make a bigger mess?
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
*DISCO*
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:13pm.
The Diva Cup is not such a bad idea. I mean, it's the same thing as a diaphragm, just specifically designed to catch more stuff. That was one nice thing about the diaphragm.
Do people use those anymore? I had one when I was 15!
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I dated(...fucked actually) this (Italian American)Catholic chick in jr.high school who let me put hers in.Great anatomy lesson.I must've got it right because she never got pregnant & I was poppin' like Peter North in those days. ;^D Only chik I ever met who used one.Wow...diso-era sex was the best.
Cheers, Farrah! I don't ever want to hurt you, though!
It's shit like the Diva Cup that makes me grateful for menopause.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:39pm.
Sandbitch - yes the uterus is a bitch. So are the ovaries when they pinch that damned egg out.
===I reckon that pain is the same as what men feel when they get kicked in the gonads. (I said that to piss men off) 'cause you gotta know that pain (lasting 45 seconds or so) is pure agony. Poor widdle possums.
I knew a girl in college (98) that used this cup thingy. I mean not to sound retarded but how the hell do you keep that thing in there or insert it anyway...I remember her telling me it took a bit to get acclimated to but seriously she said it was fine...i can't imagine sticking that thingy in my vajajay!!! But 12 hours doesn't sound so bad for light flow...LOL but, seriously, the reason i ask is because it reminds me of the movie (aussie) The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert (Loved that movie!) where the asian lady does her act by sticking golf balls in her vajajay and popping them out in the audience! LOL. That's what I think about when I see the Diva Cup...Can you imagine that happening? they get full or overcapacity and just...pop out?! haha ok....
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:44pm.
For heavy flow, try the Diva Bucket!
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OMG, Deb!
sounds pretty comfortable.
what about a nightime Diva Barrel?
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:46pm.
What the hell is a "Diva Cup"? Really, can somone explain?
click and find out
http://www.squawkfox.com/2008/06/13/10-reasons-the-diva-cup-can-change-y...
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Diva Cup is the grossest thing EVER. What, so it just collects the blood and it spills out when you remove the cup? Fucking SICK.
What the hell is a "Diva Cup"? Really, can somone explain?
The celebrity pastor is Run DMC......Reverend Run. Russell Simons brother!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:43pm.
What happens when your Diva cup runneth over?
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Stop phucking? michelleb might be able to say.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:37pm.
Please note that I did not call ALL Christians "hypocrites" or righteous windbags. I know and respect some very Christ-like Christians.
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I wish some of the Christ-like Christians would get some airplay to set a good example for the hypocrites.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:43pm.
What happens when your Diva cup runneth over?
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Damn you, Deb!! i laughed so hard, i think i cracked i rib! (again)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:30pm.
Hmmm, re the Diva Cup - I'm seeing the potential for a neat anti-rape device here. Put a sharp end on it, pop it in and VOILA FUCKERS! Feel good does it?
There is!! Read all about RAPEX - very similar.
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,features,rapex-the-internal-anti-rape...
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
For heavy flow, try the Diva Bucket!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:39pm.
M.E. can come up with the funniest/angriest shit ever! l♥vs her!
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#3-RICK WARREN.Exposed juuust before inauguration day.Obama let's him proceed for the unintended symbolism boost he will get from the gay community that he ruffled feathers in during the campaign.That would be righteous.
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#5 IS NOT Jetes & A-Rod...because neither is married
and Jeter bangs the premium pussy.Much to the annoyance of all.(GO JETES!)Also both guys are as big as stars can get. The item says they:"have been practically joined at the hip for the past several months." Could be football players since the season is still going.Probably basketball.Paul Pierce & Big Baby Davis? Ignore me. ;^D
What happens when your Diva cup runneth over?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:27pm.
I think you're reading too much into her post that wasn't there
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Actually, she said a mouthful with only just a few sentences. I just can't stand people that go around WISHING bad shit on others. Regardless of whether you like Joel Osteen & Rick Warren or not, I think you have to be a shitty person to laugh at someone else's misfortune.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by M.E.: "Hekki - he thought getting squirted with breast milk was disgusting....."
But that was by *accident*, right?
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Ugh.....yeah. LOL
#4 is probably Jack Nicholson. We all know he is a man whore of all man whores.
Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:37pm.
Is it sad I bought it so I could keep having sex during my period without a mess?
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It's not sad but a bit weird. No judgement: are you a nymphomaniac?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:36pm.
==Menstruation should be BANNED! The uterus is a bitch of an organ. I was going to say it's "a cunt of an organ" but the cunt is well behaved in comparison to the uterus.
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oh dear L'ord, thank You for me not getting periods no mo'!!
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I could see Ronaldo being the gay athlete, he certainly looked it in that last post about him. He was all shiny and he had gay hands.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:40pm.
Hekki - he thought getting squirted with breast milk was disgusting.....
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I thought most men liked it lol
Submitted by M.E.: "Hekki - he thought getting squirted with breast milk was disgusting....."
But that was by *accident*, right?
Diva Cup eh? Removal must not be pretty.
Hekki - he thought getting squirted with breast milk was disgusting.....
How does one put this Diva Cup in anyway? Do you just put it into your cooch the way it's shown on the box or what? The blind items are GREAT! I so love them. I think Dobson is the gay preacher man personally. Becks cannot be the last one either.
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Sandbitch - yes the uterus is a bitch. So are the ovaries when they pinch that damned egg out.
Submitted by M.E.: "With the Diva cup, does this mean if my Bitch Hub pisses me the fuck off I can pull it out and fling blood all over him?"
That made me laugh harder than anything all damn day! I think that could work, by the way...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:30pm.
You;re a freakin evil genius, and I luvs it!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:30pm.
You;re a freakin evil genius, and I luvs it!!
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Submitted by K2: "Cynical and bitter much? Is that what we're calling "followers of God" these days? Righteous windbags? Sounds like someone has an issue with organized religion.
What a pity that you would actually feel joy that someone is homosexual (as if it's such a punishment). Maybe you would be better off finding the $50 bill and using it towards a therapy session for your pent up anger."
Yes, I DO have an issue with most organized religions. Because I am a woman who does not believe that I am subordinate to men. And I am not inferior or dirty, either. I also do not believe that homosexuals are sinners. I think God loves them, too.
Please note that I did not call ALL Christians "hypocrites" or righteous windbags. I know and respect some very Christ-like Christians.
My bitterness comes from seeing the hatred and death that fanatical belief in these religions causes.
While you all hope it to be Osteen, I am going to hope it is James Dobson. He claims to be able to pray the gay away. Oh and I bought one of those cup things once, not the diva one but another kind called Instead of some shit. I had it through like four cycles, but was too chicken to actually try the thing. I ended up throwing it out. Is it sad I bought it so I could keep having sex during my period without a mess?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:32pm.
Only Sandbitch would come up with an actual useful use for these blood cups. LOL.
==Menstruation should be BANNED! The uterus is a bitch of an organ. I was going to say it's "a cunt of an organ" but the cunt is well behaved in comparison to the uterus.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:26pm.
*giggling*
quit it!! that tickles.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
With the Diva cup, does this mean if my Bitch Hub pisses me the fuck off I can pull it out and fling blood all over him?
*awaits divorce papers*
Hahaha Sandbitch thats a kick ass Idea!...It can be used instead of the "purity ring" too!
ME that would be a freaking diaster you would wake up thinking you were dying of some kind hemorrhage
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:27pm.
I think you're reading too much into her post that wasn't there.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Only Sandbitch would come up with an actual useful use for these blood cups. LOL.