Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which reality star announced in the middle of a business lunch, “Whoops, just got my period!” — and then kept eating as if nothing had happened? (Gatecrasher)
Spencer Pratt? Obviously.
Which pothead actor is seeking refuge for harder drugs in a NYC rehab center? The toker couldn’t quite kick the nose-candy habit. (Gatecrasher)
Mercury poison victim Jeremy Piven?
Which celebrity pastor - who is pals with several noted dignitaries - better start praying that his hypocrisy isn’t exposed? Like many religious conservatives, he loves to preach about family values and he has spoken out against same-sex marriage. Meanwhile, behind his own family’s mega-mansion is a guest house where our preacher cozies up with his own special male companion. (BlindGossip)
OMG. Please let it be Joel Osteen! Please! I want his wife to have another mega meltdown!
Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad? (3am Girls)
Rosie O'Donnell. Seriously, Jack Nicholson?
Which star athlete is having an affair with one of his teammates? In the macho world of sports, homosexuality is rarely discussed. However, these two teammates - one much more high profile than the other - have been practically joined at the hip for the past several months. Both are married, and both of their wives are in for a nasty shock if they find out. Team managment does know, and is seriously considering trading the lesser player to prevent a full-blown public scandal that might diminish their star’s reputation and ticket sales. (Blind Gossip)
This is a good one, but I don't know bitches in sports at all. Maybe Becks, but I never got the "I like peen" vibe from him.
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I hope it's Rick Warren, especially after he equated homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality recently. And I hope he's exposed before he is to give the invocation on the 18th.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Hmmm, re the Diva Cup - I'm seeing the potential for a neat anti-rape device here. Put a sharp end on it, pop it in and VOILA FUCKERS! Feel good does it?
Mrs. Gosling - "Perfect for overnight use."
HOW?????????? What happens when you roll from your back to your tummy and it tips?
FUCK THAT! I don't want 12 hr old 'mensus' all over my fucking bed.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:10pm.
I don't know which would make me happier: finding a $50 bill on the ground, or finding out the homo preacher is Joel Osteen. Well, learning it was any one of those righteous windbag hypocrites would make me happy.
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Cynical and bitter much? Is that what we're calling "followers of God" these days? Righteous windbags? Sounds like someone has an issue with organized religion.
What a pity that you would actually feel joy that someone is homosexual (as if it's such a punishment). Maybe you would be better off finding the $50 bill and using it towards a therapy session for your pent up anger.
<"Spencer Pratt? Obviously.">
Hilarious - Are you still trying to get a letter to "Yo, Spencer!" through, or did that Spencer project last one or two months and just die?
*munches on TITS avvie*
ZMF?
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
That was one nice thing about the diaphragm.
Do people use those anymore? I had one when I was 15!
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discussed w/ my dr once ages ago. then she showed me some as she wanted to get my 'fit'. All I remember is thinking 'frisbee', laughing and leaving.
NO FUCKING WAY. I don't need border collies following me around. It's bad enough as it is.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Joel Osteen seems brain damaged or something. The message he preaches is good....but...the way his hair is always absofuckinglutely perfect, his vampire teeth, his puppy dog eyes...just sceeves me out. He has eyes like that dude who proclaimed to have raped Jon Bonnet Ramsey.....just off somehow...
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
HOW THE HELL DOES A WOMAN SECURE THAT KIND OF GODDAMN FUCKING APPARATUS TO HER FUCKING VAGINA. SURELY THERE MUST BE FUCKING STRAPS OR GODDAMN SOMETHING INCLUDED.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:21pm.
I totally get a used car saleman vibe from Osteen.
Never heard much gross stuff about Rick Warren. I hope it's not him because his wife has cancer really bad, might've died by now. He seems like he's trying to make the world a better place. can't hate on that.
Osteen strikes me as a fame whore.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
M.E
"The DivaCup can be worn for up to 12 hours before emptying, washing and reinserting for use for another 12 hours. It can be used for light or moderate flows and is emptied more often to accommodate heavy flows. Perfect for overnight use."
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
But how much does it cost????
The last one is A-Rod and the code name for his secret lover is "madonna". I mean, who could have an "affair of the heart" with Madonna FFS.
The Diva Cup looks like a shot glass, and sounds like something Hulk Hogan needs to wear during court battles with Linda.
Jussayin.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
I bet seth rogan is fucking european sluts. After seeing his eyebrows...Ronaldo is the 'macho' homo. Def. between Osteen and Warren....i can picture them pulling the canteen boy skit from SNL..."Oh choir boy, come rub some oil on my chest"
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Ms. Gosling - you reuse it?
OH HELL NO!
#3 actually could be Osteen because something about that guy just rubs me the wrong way and I'm usually a pretty good judge of character.
#1 - Earning your red wings is D I S G U S T I N G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never ok. Ever!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:11pm.
Insert the diva cup into your vagina and it catches your flow. My boss told me about it. The problem is that it spills easily when you a removing it. She makes her own pads too.
eeeeeew what? how is that better than pads and tampons?
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The cup still goes in the trash, so they can't say it's to save landfills.
I'm sorry, I don't want a fucking CUP catching my drippings, able to spill at anytime, that I have to POUR OUT before I can throw it out.
FUCK NO!
-----I went to the website...and your suposed to wash it and then re insert it!!! WTF? and your supposed to wear it for 12 hours at a time!
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
I didn't read the whole rick warren thing. I don't think he has any gay tendancies. He does other things, like brag about driving a 1996 truck and giving all his book earnings to charity, when he still has a mansion and maybe even a vacation home. That's really all I know, I guess.
#1 has got to be New York. Or Brett Michaels because you know he's really a pussy.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Uh, #3 is maybe Rick Warren, but not about the guess house thing. He does other hipocritical things. I'm sure the dirt is gonna fly since he's doing the prayer or something at the inaugeration. And I already know a lot of the dirt.
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Which you will now proceed to tell us! :-)
BTW, Warren's book is the biggest best-selling book in history - second only to the bible. :-)
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
#2 - Andy Dick?
I hope it's Osteen too. My mum watches that crap every Sunday. Ugh his stupid aw shucks attitude annoys the sh!t out of me. Who talks like that? I'm from Texas and I've never heard such a hillbilly/good ol' boy accent.
Uh, #3 is maybe Rick Warren, but not about the guess house thing. He does other hipocritical things. I'm sure the dirt is gonna fly since he's doing the prayer or something at the inaugeration. And I already know a lot of the dirt.
diva cup = HELLz to the NO
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:14pm.
Are you ab sure it's not Osteen?
can you tell us more???
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Diva Cup?
I think I've seen it ALL now
I can imagine having manya unfortunate incidents with a Diva cup. I'd rather wear washable pads (do they have those?) I'm actually thinking of using cloth diapers when I have a kiddiepoo.
I saw a headline that said Pacman has been kicked to the curb by Dallas.
Don't know much about sports. just FYI.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
LMAO @ the first blind item. I hope they weren't eating tomato soup.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:11pm.
Insert the diva cup into your vagina and it catches your flow. My boss told me about it. The problem is that it spills easily when you a removing it. She makes her own pads too.
eeeeeew what? how is that better than pads and tampons?
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The cup still goes in the trash, so they can't say it's to save landfills.
I'm sorry, I don't want a fucking CUP catching my drippings, able to spill at anytime, that I have to POUR OUT before I can throw it out.
FUCK NO!
The Diva Cup is not such a bad idea. I mean, it's the same thing as a diaphragm, just specifically designed to catch more stuff. That was one nice thing about the diaphragm.
Do people use those anymore? I had one when I was 15!
That Diva Cup is just nasty. Can you imagine trying to take it out to empty it while you're at work? BLECH.
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Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:11pm.
Insert the diva cup into your vagina and it catches your flow. My boss told me about it. The problem is that it spills easily when you a removing it. She makes her own pads too.
eeeeeew what? how is that better than pads and tampons?
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Insert the diva cup into your vagina and it catches your flow. My boss told me about it. The problem is that it spills easily when you a removing it. She makes her own pads too.
The last one is easy: Bud Bowl
Budweiser is the bigger star and they want to trade Bud Light cuz he's just a wanna be.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I don't know which would make me happier: finding a $50 bill on the ground, or finding out the homo preacher is Joel Osteen. Well, learning it was any one of those righteous windbag hypocrites would make me happy.
whats a diva cup?
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
The picture for this thread is too far of a distraction to read the blind items.
That is just wrong.
that was funny. someone said "MC Hammer?" under the preacher item.
#3 Rick Warren?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.