St. Angie Is Not Amused
I accidentally ran into the Critics Choice Awards on Vh1 last night at the perfect perfect time. It's like some supreme being (Maddox) touched my hand and softly guided me towards a moment they knew I could not miss.
The moment started with Ben Stiller announcing the winner for Best Actress. St. Angie Jo did not win. Surprisingly, the venue's support beams did not break, forcing the entire joint to crash into a pile of dust and rubble. Instead, it was a tie between Anne Hathaway for that movie about a piece of trash at a wedding and Meryl Streep for that movie about holy child touching. They were probably hoping for a Devil Wears Prada reunion, but that shit didn't happen, because Meryl Streep was a no-show. This might have been a blessing, because if she did show, this moment probably would have never happened!
During Anne Hathaway's frantic, frazzled, 8-year-old girl on meth speech, the camera kept panning to St. Angie's face... HER FACE! If looks could kill virgin angels, this would be it. I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused. It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface! No wonder Anne Hathaway acted so cracked the fuck out. Angie kept giving her the "my shit don't stank, but yours does" look. Anne's insides were slowly rotting away from St. Angie's stares of DEATH! Or maybe Anne just mixed her Adderall and Ephedrasil. Probably the latter.
I really hope Anne wins at the Golden Globes this Sunday and that they install a StAngieCam to capture every single one of Angie Jo's smirks. It's fun when she loses!
Below is the clip from the moment that played in every Brangaloonie's nightmares last night. Oh and Anne, your gums are receding, because you're on speed or some shit! Smoke a bowl and relax.
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As Hathaway gushed about how thrilling it was to win something with her "idol" Streep, the cameras caught Jolie (twice) with such a severe scowl it caused quite the gasp backstage.
Let's put it this way: if looks could kill, Hathaway would definitely be dead.
"Angelina didn’t say much for the rest of the night," an eyewitness told Tarts. "She was all smiles before the announcement, and it was clear she wasn’t happy."
For a the world’s highest-paid actress, one would think Jolie would have found it an appropriate time to use her skills to hide those feelings of disappointment.
"Fancy fake face after being beaten by Princess Thermopolis…FUCKING PRICELESS!"
Clarisse - I love your witty assessment.
Ironies of all ironies, maybe Angelina finally understands the sting the older more accomplished actresses felt when they were passed over during award season in favor of her "acting" during the height of her ingenue days ("Wallace", "Gia", "Girl, Interrupted"). Payback's a bitch!
I thought Anne Hathaway's speech was sweet. I think she was just so stunned that she tied with Meryl Freaking Streep.
And for the people saying "How would you expect her to look?" Uh, both Kate Beckinsale and the insanely talented and criminally underused Melissa Leo both managed to look happy for her. Melissa Leo even got a little teary when gave the shout-out to her dad.
"Ever since I saw The Devil Wears Prada, I decided I would take anything with Hathaway with extreme caution (annoyingly bad film made from a good book)"
Wow, really? I thought 'TDWP' is one of the few examples where the movie is actually better than the book. I found the heroine in the book to be a whiny hag and I thought the villain was laughably shrill and one-dimensional. I thought the movie corrected both problems. But, eh, to each her own.
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Ever since I saw 27 Dresses, one of the dumbest, lamest, cringiest pile of Hollywood sickly sweet fuckery, I decided I would steer clear of any film whose plot revolves around weddings.
Ever since I saw The Devil Wears Prada, I decided I would take anything with Hathaway with extreme caution (annoyingly bad film made from a good book)
I will therefore not see The Bride Wars.
As for Angie, I have NEVER seen ANY of her films.
Seriously, has she ever made anything good?
they all SUCK!
The guy behind her likes Annies speach even less.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:13pm.
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Hell yeah! The daily mail was the best!
LMAO!!! That title alone gave MK a run for his money. You know I love you MK, but their title is so the hotness!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1110242/Nice-legs-shame-fac...
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I like Anne. She's my fave of the younger actress set. Angie actually looks pretty here. Brad looks like his usual douchebag self.
Eewwww... why isn't the rest of the country over these assholes yet?
Just got home and this was the first thing I saw on another site. Bitch lost because she can't act. Could she act happy or at least not pissed off that someone else won?
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Hey Anne, I've got an idea of what you could do with that thing.
Submitted by Keane on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:47pm
Thanks for that. I didn't realize Pitt had been engaged 3 times before marrying Jen. He's like Cary Grant (if Pitt could act), except instead of getting married to every girl, he gets engaged. Can't trust men like that.
Bitch showed up at Critics Choice cause she thought she was a shoe in. The only thing she got was the boot! LOLOLOLOL. I am incredibly enthused by a loss of St. Angie Ho-lie...
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I love how the Daily Mails headline for her at the awards was "Nice Legs, Shame About the Face". Bwhaha!
Nah! I'm through with that JJ nonsense. I've realised its only about 12 people posting under different usernames and I couldn't give a fuck about a few lunatics having a Brange in with each other. I figured out they get so evil and bitter about it because they've bought into the whole thing on such a deep, personal level that saying Brad and Ange suck is equivalent to saying GOod does not exist to a religious nut. I figure they have very little in their lives and they're kind of living vicariously through the fantasy world of Brad and Ange. I'm happy to leave them to it. But yeah I just read an article about Brad and Ange getting ready to have a new biological child and to adopt again. It said Ange doesn't like going out or meeting new people and wants to give up being a star to devote herself to her children. Or in other words: damage control!
Angie Jo's face is saying 'shut up you moronic little girl' to Anne Hathaway and I dont blame her!!
@Keane
Thank god, I thought we'd lost you!
If you can face it- check out JJ. If such a thing is possible, it's getting worse. Seems not winning proves how talented they are? Later, the world is flat cos Ange said so. Although, not as flat as her fivehead.
I'm betting a month tops before the African baby arrives. Who wants in?
PS Still think his/her name will be changed to Tampax or Anthrax.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
lizzieb - you're right, its a slippery slope I'm teetering on the brink of, and just one wobble and I might be skidding facedown on that fucker all the way to the feet of St Brad and St Ange, where I will prostrate myself and pledge my undying JJ-esque love. So to redress the balance, let me re-post a little link I gave you bitches yesterday. It goes a little something like this:
http://ianundercover.com/2009/01/07/iuc-exclusive-iuc-calls-bs-on-brads-...
Check out George and Georgia's comments especially.
I just read through all the posts and can't remember which page someone mentioned Angie adopting to offset the bad press. This morning on my homepage was an article about Angie getting ready to adopt again from Ethiopia.
Sheesh from everything I heard about this before watching the video (even fox news covered it!) I expected so much more than a look that says "ok whatever." My face watching Anne Hathaway was MUCH more expressive. I watched it twice thinking I missed something. Sound off the second time. Holy crap someone slap her!
And yes, we will got photo ops soon, you can bet on it.
Goddamn, their looks are GONE. Brad is pushing 50 & he's got 6 kids so I can cut him a little slack, but Angie isn't even 35 yet & already looks like hell. I dunno if it's the plastic surgery, botox, hard livin', or the 6 kids that have done this to her, but damn, she looks like something from Night of the Living Dead. And she was so beautiful when she was in Gia, imo. Not a very talented actress (she simply plays herself in all her films), but she did have some stunning good looks.
Not anymore.
Submitted by Keane on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:09pm.
To be fair to Angelina
I hesitate to seem rude but I think you need to be careful about starting a sentence like that. Before you know where you are you might start saying things like’ you know, I don’t think he was happy with Jennifer and poor old Ange just happened along when it was all over’ or ‘wow, they must be so loved up to keep getting pregnant like that- those jellus h8ters and their talk of Clomid- they must be fat to think that they need any help in the conception dept’ Of course this is a long way off but giving her even the slightest bit of benefit of the doubt could be the start of a slippery slope.
I send this message in the sprit of friendship and trust it will be received in the same light.
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Submitted by Muska on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:59pm.
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Exactly, people that used to like their asses are starting to get really annoyed. They are EVERYWHERE! It is like there is nothing to their careers other than the alleged "love" they feel for each other. Even People with very happy marriages and/or relationships are asking themselves that question: "what is wrong with them?". Honestly, can't they do ANYTHING like normal celebrities? Of course they can't, all about them has to be spectacular: the money they get from whoring their children, their "love", the number of children they have, the amount of drugs they take, how emaciated and skinny they look, etc.
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To be fair to Angelina that acceptance speech was all kinds of awful to the point where I actuallay wanted to run into my computer screen and knock that award out of that bitche's hand. It was typical actressy nonsense, all the usual women are AMAZING bullshit, building to a tearful (for no apparent reason, but I'm thinking she had nothing better to draw on) crescendo about how much her daddy loved her?! Seriously, I think 12y/o Anna Paquin did a better acceptance speech when she got her oscar. Shoot Anne Hathaway, she's about as cutesy a little gurl as I am, i.e. not in the slightest. Hate that fakery.
As for Angie Ho the reality is she wouldn't even have got nominated if she wasn't so famous. The awards shows just include her so a) they'll show up and b) their fans will watch. She's generated so much publicity prior to awards season that there's no way they wouldn't include her in the noms. But as to actually winnning one, well she has about as much chance as one of the shibu inu 6 (and to be frank, I'd rather see one of dem bitches win over that bitch any day!). So in short we will have plenty more occasions to watch St Ange humiliate herself. And as for them being all over each other I would imagine that 1) they're both off their faces on drugs and 2) its the ony way they can stay remotely relevant. Its basically see, who cares about awards when you're as madly in love as we are - barf! People who reall love each other display their affection in private, not when they know there's an audience of millions watching. The end.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:50pm.
@Lory: Found the poster pic; you weren't kidding, were you? Ick; I find her lips disgusting...
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809945088/photo/970490436
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LMAO! Couldn't agree more! Thanks for the link. That poster also portrays her like she is a powerful goddess with magic lips that lead her where missing kids reside. They tried to imply that she is so important and big whereas the kid is so meaningless. Whoever put this shit together is either deluded or hates her with a passion.
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....which makes me wonder, why do they do it?
Are they trying to prove something? Are they doing it to annoy someone particular..?
I think more and more people are starting to find them insufferable. I'm saying this and I normally like and admire them!
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:28pm
She knows how to smile when she's showing off Brad...
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Tru dat, which reminds me, can you imagine what went on after the awards? Oh to be a fly on that wall. I just know Angie told Brad "This is all your fault! you dumb fuck! Now no alone time with your balls!"
Bitch tried, really tried, to act like a gracious loser but she must have been SO sure she was going to win. The heart of the matter is, she can't act her way out of a paper bag let alone an embarrassing situation. I bet the loons must be saying, "Who cares about the critic's lame ass award, she'll get an Oscar!". When she doesn't get an Oscar, they'll say, "Who cares about awards, at least she has a man, unlike the Chin!"
Seriously guys, there must be a rule in jared that says that you can post as long as you are 12 years old and on the rag.
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Why does mr. and mrs. royalty of the world feel such a need to display their love for each EACH AND EVERY TIME THEY'RE ON A RED CARPET???? Even couples who are madly ragingly in love with each other, don't do that... do they?? It seems fake.
At this point her babboon lips and fifty brats at home are all she has going for her. She can't fucking act, I wish people would quit pretending she can.
@Lory: Found the poster pic; you weren't kidding, were you? Ick; I find her lips disgusting...
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809945088/photo/970490436
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Hahaha. Whorelina Death Stare!
I'm glad Anne Have-her-way and Meryl Streep won.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:25pm.
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Clit Eastwood (typo that I am keeping) must have been thinking with his dick when he put that bitch in his movie. Have you seen the poster of that shitfest?, I mean who the fuck stars in it? Angelina's baboon ass lips? Seriously, who puts a luscious pair of fat vagina lips on a poster to promote a movie where a kid gets raped and killed? That shit ain't right! Now don't even get me started with her acting skills! Where did she learn how to act? In the Phoebe Price Academy for fuckwads? Gimme a break!
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YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING MERYL WON THE AWARD TOO.
Did AngieJo really think she could surpass the Streep? Ha! I'm glad she didn't win. Her Oscar win was just a fluke (not sure how she won that one, I mean she was only beeing herself in GI).
As for Anne I couldn' listen to her coke ramble. I fast fowarded to all the bits with Angie's death stare.
Fingers crossed that Bradley losses again and Angie does too.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:28pm
She knows how to smile when she's showing off Brad...
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
You know, actual mature adults in a grown-up secure relationship do not engage in nasty and tasteless public displays of affection. This just screams "immature twats" to me.
Methinks Angie tried to crack up a smile, but all the botox in her face didn't let her. Bitch needs some acting lessons from Tyra so she can learn how to smile with her eyes. You can tell she was trying but all she could get was an "Aghhh! I'm gonna kill you!".
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
Hell yes. If the 'THAT'S NOT MAH SOOOOON' trailer didn't scream total shit on a stick the fact that she can't even fake a pleasant 'well done you' face speaks volumes. Angie, you can only play mental cases and your star has ceased to shine. Go home and show those kids what soap is, it will better for everyone.
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Will someone post the youtube link for this video? The video is not showing up for me for some reason.
Further proof that not only Angelina Jolie is not only a sorry excuse for a human being, but a terrible actress as well. I mean, come the fuck on! Angelina, you are supposed to be a FUCKING ACTRESS! So, ACT LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY FOR THE YOUNG BITCH THAT GOT THE AWARD!!! She sucked donkey balls in that movie about the lost/dead kid, so it would be a really bad joke if she actually gets nominated for an Oscar.
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Oh please. JJ is full of how they couldn’t stop feeling each other up? What grown adults feel the need to show everyone how ‘hawt’ they are? More like, quick let’s get some attention by Brad trying to find his way round the unfamiliar territory of her spanks- lets face it , those kids came from a syringe- whilst she hisses at him- ‘make me lot hot you ball-less sperm donor.’
You didn’t win, ha ha ha . Next week you won’t win at the Golden Globes. Soon, you won't win at the Oscars. Twins photo shoot, new adoption , Clomid overdose in 4, 3, 2 ,1…..
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Check this out!!! *Rubs hands in glee*
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Anne Hathaway Is a Golden Globes Winner...Maybe
Today 10:41 AM PST by Marc Malkin
Angelina Jolie may want to keep practicing her sore-loser death stare for Sunday's Golden Globes.
The official Golden Globes website may have accidentally revealed yesterday that Anne Hathaway will take home the statuette for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama. There was a star published next to the Rachel Getting Married nominee's name, which indicates the winner.
The snafu disappeared shortly after popping up, Just Jared reported.
"In the process of preparing for Sunday's Golden Globe Awards, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association web team inadvertently marked a nominee as a winner," read a statement posted yesterday on the Globes site. "The mistake was immediately corrected."
When Hathaway was named Best Actress in a tie with Meryl Streep at last night's Critics' Choice Awards, VH1 cameras caught Jolie giving an icy stare during Hathaway's acceptance speech.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b78291_anne_hathaway_golden_...
I'm sure Angie will have perfected a zombie-like "happy for you smile" by Sunday evening!
Angie is an insecure little girl.
That just further cemented my dislike for AJ; screw her.
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
anne hathaway is the absolute worst. once saw her at a party & she didn't talk to anyone besides that ex bf of hers, stood alone at the edge of the dance floor and chain smoked. i wanted so bad to watch that video but couldnt listen to more than ten seconds of her annoying speech
Sounds like she was shy or has social anxiety.
anne hathaway is the absolute worst. once saw her at a party & she didn't talk to anyone besides that ex bf of hers, stood alone at the edge of the dance floor and chain smoked. i wanted so bad to watch that video but couldnt listen to more than ten seconds of her annoying speech
That was my favorite "reality" tv moment in 2009 so far. It was a thing of beauty! Angelina couldn't hold in the venom, then realized that the cameras had to be on her, so she tried to put on an "amused" face at Anne's rambling nutty speech. I hope for a repeat on Sunday at the Golden Globes! Perhaps Angelina's head will explode if she keeps losing? *grins*
Oh...and I want to play!!!
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like an IMAX theater screen!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:46pm.
Guess it's time to whore out the twins before the Oscars
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YOU KNOW IT! Not only for the Oscars but she's gonna need something to kill the buzz about her poor reaction to losing at this award show. I give it about a week and then we'll see photos surface of her walking the twins in a stroller or some family bullshit photo op like that. Anything to portray herself as mother of the year and deflect from her being a sore loser! No one has seen a hair on the twins head since August.... she'll use them as ammunition to ward off bad press and give the pubic something else to talk about.
Guess it's time to whore out the twins before the Oscars.
That Us Weekly article about the PDA sounds made up.... a little too desperate. Like the loss doesn't faze (sp?) the Brange... yeah fucking right!
I like Anne H. Damn, is she really a notorious druggie?
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I don't put nothing past anne. She is just good at standing up there and looking innocent. But, logic hits me and i realize duh, she knew what her bf was doing.
Anne is a notorious druggie actually. She was probably on speed, contrary to her goody two shoes reputation. She probably mixed in some Adderall to keep her from eating the food at the awards show.
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