St. Angie Is Not Amused
I accidentally ran into the Critics Choice Awards on Vh1 last night at the perfect perfect time. It's like some supreme being (Maddox) touched my hand and softly guided me towards a moment they knew I could not miss.
The moment started with Ben Stiller announcing the winner for Best Actress. St. Angie Jo did not win. Surprisingly, the venue's support beams did not break, forcing the entire joint to crash into a pile of dust and rubble. Instead, it was a tie between Anne Hathaway for that movie about a piece of trash at a wedding and Meryl Streep for that movie about holy child touching. They were probably hoping for a Devil Wears Prada reunion, but that shit didn't happen, because Meryl Streep was a no-show. This might have been a blessing, because if she did show, this moment probably would have never happened!
During Anne Hathaway's frantic, frazzled, 8-year-old girl on meth speech, the camera kept panning to St. Angie's face... HER FACE! If looks could kill virgin angels, this would be it. I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused. It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface! No wonder Anne Hathaway acted so cracked the fuck out. Angie kept giving her the "my shit don't stank, but yours does" look. Anne's insides were slowly rotting away from St. Angie's stares of DEATH! Or maybe Anne just mixed her Adderall and Ephedrasil. Probably the latter.
I really hope Anne wins at the Golden Globes this Sunday and that they install a StAngieCam to capture every single one of Angie Jo's smirks. It's fun when she loses!
Below is the clip from the moment that played in every Brangaloonie's nightmares last night. Oh and Anne, your gums are receding, because you're on speed or some shit! Smoke a bowl and relax.
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well like i said, I couldn't help but like her for a second. But I would want almost anyone to win over angie. ALMOST. But, I think at this point, I would want angie to win over a scientologist.
As much as I don't like Angie, I don't blame her for the cuntface. That speech was overdone. Anne Hathaway pretending to be this sweet humble girl when she was blowing some con artist on a boat just a while ago. She seems like the cunning (and cunnilingus) type who's not afraid to use people for fame. I just don't buy the cutesy vibe.
I like Anne. A little horsey in the face, but still pretty. Fuck Angelina. I refuse to call her Angie.
Just read this:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie need to get a room.
The high-profile couple indulged in some way too public PDAs at the Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica.
Though neither took home an award, they hardly noticed since they were "kissing and looking lovingly at each other" throughout the night, according to Us Magazine.
Jolie reportedly whispered to Pitt, "I miss you" even though they were sitting next to each other, the witness adds.
"At one point, Brad had his hand all the way up Angelina's dress!" says the party attendee.
The Us source added that they kissed all night, even while chatting with other actors, including Mickey Rourke, Anne Hathaway and "Slumdog Millionaire"'s Freida Pinto.
Expect more of the same PDA Sunday night at the Golden Globes.
Is this behavior hot, disrespectful, unnecessary or just really annoying?
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Seriously - she looked like she noticed she didn't win an award!!!! The sourpuss side eye speaks for itself. So now that she's with Pitt, she doesn't stumble out of limos announcing she just had sex, instead she waits til she's in a crowded room to let her boyfriend feel her up. Sounds like she still feels like she has something to prove to everyone.
I've only seen AH in one thing, Brokeback Mtn, which she was fantastic in, but that speech was so painful to listen to. I made it almost to the end, then had to put a stop to it. She was trying to sound nice but she kept coming across that she was better than everyone else. Esp. when she said it was very "fitting" that she won this with Meryl Streep. Huh?!?!?!? You could just feel everyone's thoughts in the audience willing her to S.T.F.U.! Who gives a fuck if you are going to call so-and-so and tell them how "expressly" you worship them. *vomit*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:38pm.
I would like to see Angie explain this "reaction".
Kinda like Faith Hill when she threw a major fit when she didn't win that award and some young chick did. (Don't remember who
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I think the chic was Carrie Underwood.
On a different note, I bet Aniston was dancing a f*cking jig last night watching this shit unfold!
By the way, Jolie's look screams : jealousy. You'd think she'd know how to tone it down a notch and suck it up. She spent all last year losing too ... this loss should come as NO surprise. One would think she'd be better prepared for this humiliation!
From somebody else, the cunty side eye might've won me over.
Something about Anne rubs me wrong - the overexposure, the modest snobbery, the fact that she claims she was madly on love wth somebody but leaves him when he probably needed her most...
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She looked to me like she was holding back tears.Whatever..I do not like her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sometimes I think no one in the industry likes Brad and Angelina.
I'm not a big anne fan because I felt she couldn't not know about her bf but god, she looks so cute here, and so humble, that you gotta love her for a second. And Angie looks so evil.
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I would like to see Angie explain this "reaction".
Kinda like Faith Hill when she threw a major fit when she didn't win that award and some young chick did. (Don't remember who).
Classic.
Sorry guys, just wanted to share with you from the loonsite(JJ):
I GUESS @ 01/09/2009 at 12:43 pm Ok Guess WHO is Anne H’s publicist? Just guess!
It is no one other than STEPHAN HUVANE. Should we go any further?
This can explain how all these gossip blogs and Lamey are working.
Stephen Huvane has to emerge to court for all these stalking TOWARD Angie.
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YES, this is a quote straight form JJ!!
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The look of Brad's face says he can smell his own armPitt odor and is wondering if everyone else can too.
Laura Dern was there? Wonder how she feels about Angie Jo now?
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Hello Baby, I gave you a shout out early on in this thread but you must have overlooked it (boo-hoo), haha. Oh, and yes you know it's because of Jen and Huvane that AJ and BP got "robbed". I think one of them wrote that Hathaway works with Huvane also, so you know what that means!! If you believe them you would think that Aniston is the most powerful person in the world but of course "ugly, old, dried up, selfish, evil, desperate....." Bet she had a great time last night though!!
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Ain't this some shit..I've been missing all of the award shows. Anyways LOVE Anne and am so glad that she won. That ending when she mentioned her father...*tear*.
Oh, Lulu, thank goodness, I thought I was the only one that doesn't think that bitch is "DARLING!!!!"
And if she wants to see the true essence of "incandescent", "exquisite", etc., she should check out the food brokers from the Superbowl Shuffle video.
Besides, Anne's facial features are weird!
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I'm pulling for Frost/Nixon to get something as far as an award goes.
The soundtrack for Slumdog sounds awesome though, they played it a lot last night and it won!
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These people are so full of themselves. Anne's dress looked liked two tablecloths tied together. Between her fidgeting, hair touching and rambling I wanted to bitch slap her with Stiller's dick. I'm not a fan of Angie Ho but I would rather watch her any day then Annie.
Oh thanks Clarisse, I'm glad Slumdog won ! I didn't see that before
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Pimpcessa on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:46pm
HI PIMPCESSA!!!!!
And, the shit flying around Loon Land, as posted earlier in this thread, the Networks USE Brangelina, they exploit them sooooooo much, it clouds the award voters and they do not get the respect they deserve as ARTISTS.
And somewhere in the mix, it's all Jen's fault too.
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The crazy slut and the tool boy are suffering from the Russell Crowe/A Beautiful Mind Syndrome: doesn't matter how much talent you (think you) hav-- If you are an insufferable, egotistical boor, no one will vote for you.
Russell Crowe wasn't robbed of the Oscar; he practically handed it to Denzel. Russell deserved it, but his ego and antics didn't. Same with these two.
MIght as well stay home, you two mindless egoists; no one cares anymore.
Ya know that the loons are freaking over this because THIS was the award that would show the world that Brangelina are the REAL ACTORS. You know that would validate them because the snooty critics are the only ones that know REAL ART when they see it instead of looking at the box office numbers. The public is just too ignorant to notice real talent. Wonder what they are going to make up to justify that their GODS just had their asses handed to them for the world to see??
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Jeffrey Wands is the guy who is predicting a break-up with Brangelina, JLo and Skeletor, too, and a plane crash killing 4-5 major musicians. It was on the Coast to Coast show Jan 1 2009.
And, as for the Richard Gere getting humanitarian of the year award--- yes, not every humanitarian does it for the publicity and for the egotistical rush. And not every humanitarian thinks they have to pick up a baby from each country like a fucking souvenir.
Angie, next time, just buy a postcard. You have a big enough litter/army.
Any time this bitch and her tool boy get a smackdown, it's a great day for me.
That was fabulous!! If that whore had had a stick of butter up her ass she would have shit out a diamond.
Classic!! Lovesit!!!!
I actually teared up at the end when she thanked her father for not being a dickhead like her ex-boyfriend. Ironically, this morning I was loathing the fact that I have a dad AND and step-dad, and most of the time they act like dirty little pig-whores. Damn, I need to up my meds...
BRING ON THE VODKA!
@Submitted by ingbot on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
She got slammed HARD last night. Not only did she not win "best actress", Richard Gere was awarded the Humanitarian Award. He didn't even mention her in his speech either when talking about how there are so many others who deserve the award!!
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I didn't even know Richard Gere did that much humanitarian work. Well, I guess he never felt the need to contact the paps everytime he visited a refugee camp, just so the whole world could see all the good he was doing. Those are the real humanitarians: the ones that help others just because they can, and not because they need the press to promote a movie.
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Oh my, if looks could kill...
No no no! Anne's shocked rambling was the icing on the cake.
Every minute she dragged on was an eternity for everyone who did not get called up there.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
I have to admit I was a lil embarassed with Anne's rambling but she was cute.
This was the best moment of the night though seeing Angelina pissed, I just hope she continues to get nominated and continues to get snubbed! HA!
Oh gosh, my eight year old cousin acts better than that when he doesn't win a game. GROW UP, ANGIE!!!!!! Do you really need an award to validate you as an actress? You should give that look to whoever put you in that awful dress. I would have been surprised if "I WANT MY SON BACK" won over "Doubt." Please. AH speech was hell on my ears, but she was right about Meryl Streep setting the bar so high. That woman is a PHENOMENAL actress.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:48pm.
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Iknowwwwww, it's both sad and scary. lol
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I couldn't watch this all the way through. It was too painful, reminded me of being up on the stage in junior high. I never watch these shows because they're nothing but one schmoozy circle jerk where everyone loves each other. Just another performance.
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:44pm.
Sometimes I wonder what its like to be that unself-aware? I also wonder how they manage in the "real" world?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:37pm.
erk. I see your nerdness and raise you - I think that was the year I was manning a booth!
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you win! my cheapass employer never even let me go to COMDEX (that i can recall)
i do remember seeing George Lucas speak at the 'Multimedia (woo!) Expo' in San Jose sometime in the 90s
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anne's gums may be receding, but not nearly as bad as st. angie's hairline, which is magnified by the fact that her forehead is as reflective as a mirror... covered in oil... left out in direct sunlight.
Just saw the highlights. Dianne Lane had imo the perfect dress. Laura Dern's dress looked great on her too.
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Angelina and Brad looked amazing last night as usual, but as a long time fan of Angie and now Brad I have to say my joy is tempered with sadness. A&B were nominated, so were other actors, I am left with the feeling that they are being used by all the awards shows for ratings just like all the tabloids and blogs use them for money (including this blog)
There is no respect for Angie or Brad, eg. look at lamely, read her blog entry today and read between the lines, Angie and Brads hard work is devalued. Every time lamely and women like her insinuates that the only reason for Angie and Brad to be at awards is to satisfy our need for “Pitt Porn” it devalues them. It amazes me when so call fans pick-up these terms and attach them to A@B, already US weakly is reporting LIES built on the premise that Brad &Angie cuddle and kiss therefore he is feeling her up even when they are being greeted by their colleagues. It saddens me that the globs advertised their show by letting everyone know that A&B will be there!! Are they going to win the awards,?? according to lamely no. The globe story from yesterday should be a signal to fans. the show is already over before it began for Brad and Angie, this is known by everyone including B&A. I remember something Angie said once (she spend very little time in LA because the place can rob you of your soul. She was right and I hope she moves farther and farther away from Hollywood in the coming years. So far they are doing a great job of disconnecting their children from Hollywood and the public and media most of which wants to destroy Angie particularly—don’t believe me just look at Laney’s reaction to the so called bit ch reaction by Angie to Anne H winning. THIS WILL BE THE BYLINE ACROSS THE NET FOR THE WEEKEND TROLLS MARK MY WORDS" UNQUOTE
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Anne Hathaway's speech was goofy and rambling, but it's obvious she didn't expect to win and had no speech prepared. I still like her, though. Also, she has thicker eyebrows than I do.
I don't care about Hathaway and I have no plans whatsoever of watching the video. I easily get embarrassed for people who make fools of themselves, even if I'm dying to see Angelina Jolie's little bitter face. But I will say in Nelson's (simpsons) tone to Angelina Jolie: Ha-ha!
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I love Charlie's directness. No sugarcoating, straight to the point.
Angie quickly went out and adopted 3 more children to fill the empty space inside from not winning this made up award. She still has a shot at winning the Daily Shopper's Best Actress Award.
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haha! i stand convicted. total nerd! and an out-of-touch one at that. COMDEX ended in 2003 i think
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erk. I see your nerdness and raise you - I think that was the year I was manning a booth!
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