St. Angie Is Not Amused
I accidentally ran into the Critics Choice Awards on Vh1 last night at the perfect perfect time. It's like some supreme being (Maddox) touched my hand and softly guided me towards a moment they knew I could not miss.
The moment started with Ben Stiller announcing the winner for Best Actress. St. Angie Jo did not win. Surprisingly, the venue's support beams did not break, forcing the entire joint to crash into a pile of dust and rubble. Instead, it was a tie between Anne Hathaway for that movie about a piece of trash at a wedding and Meryl Streep for that movie about holy child touching. They were probably hoping for a Devil Wears Prada reunion, but that shit didn't happen, because Meryl Streep was a no-show. This might have been a blessing, because if she did show, this moment probably would have never happened!
During Anne Hathaway's frantic, frazzled, 8-year-old girl on meth speech, the camera kept panning to St. Angie's face... HER FACE! If looks could kill virgin angels, this would be it. I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused. It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface! No wonder Anne Hathaway acted so cracked the fuck out. Angie kept giving her the "my shit don't stank, but yours does" look. Anne's insides were slowly rotting away from St. Angie's stares of DEATH! Or maybe Anne just mixed her Adderall and Ephedrasil. Probably the latter.
I really hope Anne wins at the Golden Globes this Sunday and that they install a StAngieCam to capture every single one of Angie Jo's smirks. It's fun when she loses!
Below is the clip from the moment that played in every Brangaloonie's nightmares last night. Oh and Anne, your gums are receding, because you're on speed or some shit! Smoke a bowl and relax.
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WFT was that speech?? I turned it off at the halfway point last nite during the replay and went to sleep. Now watching the whole thing on your site, I can only shake my head. It's like Annie was on speed. Make no mistake about it, Rachel Getting Married was a brilliant little film and Hathaway was amazing. That girl can act! But that long, rambling speech was kinda creepy.
it will be really interesting to see what happens with those two. how the hell is she gonna get out of this one? i mean, six kids and brad pitt!!
aniston is probably laughing her as off!
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Oh, it's clear Anne had no idea she could win and therefore was completely unprepared. But her speech was sweet, heart-warming and sincere.
As for Angie Jo, WHY is she wearing her hair slicked back all the time now, highlighting her DRAMATICALLY RECEDING hairline with a big ol' bald spot right in front? Girlfriend, it's time for BANGS or something! Regardless of what kind of person she is, at least she used to be attractive. Maybe the ugliness on the inside is seaping out. Or it's the smack.
I think it speaks volumes that Brangelina could not lower themselves for the Peoples Choice Awards but wnt to Critics Choice...Like they know the general population on the street hates them...turns out Broadcast Film Critics Association hate them too! Tee hee
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Ha! the media is now saying that Jason A. roasted Pitt and Jolie at the awards. SEE I told you they were the joke of the show!! They're no longer looked at as actors - they are officially the creepy couple that adopts and births children as though their lives depended on it!
I bet a set of J.A. Henckels were being thrown around the mansion last night!!
@Janet Planet - beat me by a nose!
Or a set of pissy eyes...
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Submitted by yesyes on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:18pm.
check out the pics, especially the big one in the middle where she's all serious. you can see the gloomy face. she's probably thinking: how the hell did i get here?
I thought the same thing about Brad's body language...he is so over her. I think he looks in the mirror and can't believe what has become of his life.
Brad didn't age her! Karma and collecting 6 kids in 3 years did!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by doodlewhore on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:13pm.
Where is that clown from Showtime at the Apollo when you need him? Or a trapdoor.
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Or that half man guy who walks on his arms (he hasn't a body) on Jerry Springer.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:13pm.
Saint Slutina's forehead is big enough for a COMDEX powerpoint show
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can't touch that.
Hyssie is a nerd!!!! heeheheheeheee
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haha! i stand convicted. total nerd! and an out-of-touch one at that. COMDEX ended in 2003 i think
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is it me or does brads body launguage seem uninterested in angelina?
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AJ's forehead looks like an albino eggplant.
LOL Snowpiece and Hysteria, you have a sick sick creative minds... love it!
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like a surface Jennifer Aniston can practice Yoga on...
Submitted by tharuffian on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:48am.
some times i wonder if AJ and brad are actually even real and not robots, its like looking at madame tussads come to life. creepy.ish.yuck and dontgiveashit.
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It wouldn't surprise me, with all their money they'd hire some Japanese engineers to build robots to walk the red carpet for them since obviously they're both SOOOO above this shit.
Oh and good morning hookers!
I'm probably one of the only people who saw Rachel Getting Married, and I gotta say, Anne Hathaway *was* amazing in it.
yes billy bob was engaged to her and AJ *swoon* took him too
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ah thanks and k2 too.
no wonder she doesn't have any female friends eh?
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LMAO! I tuned in at that exact moment too! Angelina was not fucking happy! She was looking like "bitch fuck you and fuck this shit"!! LOL! But really Anne Hathaway? The bitch from those Disney movies? She couldn't even put a sentence together. God forbid she gets an Oscar(because you know every white actress gets one no matter how horrible they are)
Brad has made her look old. In a year, she'll look like a hot 50 year old.
=========Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I LOVE that face! LOL.
But really though, these celebrities reactions to winning these awards are ridiculous.
Where is that clown from Showtime at the Apollo when you need him? Or a trapdoor.
Saint Slutina's forehead is big enough for a COMDEX powerpoint show
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can't touch that.
Hyssie is a nerd!!!! heeheheheeheee
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horrible speech by anne, get you shit toghether before the globes girl!
lovely footage of angelina. ice, all the way through and brad doesn't even get it. he probably thinks she's just happy to be nominated. i think brad keeps defending her in the mags because he doesn't realize the mission she's on against aniston and everyone.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
OMG Did anybody see that Laura Dern was there? Awkward.
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why awkward? did aj steal a man from her too?
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yes billy bob was engaged to her and AJ *swoon* took him too
I can't watch the video with sound right now, so I didn't hear Ann all cracked out. But DAMN! Angies face! She looked PISSED!!!!!!!!1
Talk about a sore loser!
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
OMG Did anybody see that Laura Dern was there? Awkward.
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why awkward? did aj steal a man from her too?
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Yeah - billy bob! he was engaged to Dern at the time but left her and married Jolie. I'm surprised we didn't see Jolie making an exit for the bathroom when Laura got on stage.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
OMG Did anybody see that Laura Dern was there? Awkward.
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why awkward? did aj steal a man from her too?
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TITS! Where do you think Billy Bob Thornton came from? He was actually living with Laura Dern when he ran off and MARRIED Skankalina.
Submitted by ingbot on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
She got slammed HARD last night. Not only did she not win "best actress", Richard Gere was awarded the Humanitarian Award. He didn't even mention her in his speech either when talking about how there are so many others who deserve the award!!
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I caught that too. It's like this couple was not acknowledged in ANY respect. I was wondering if he would mention her in his speech and finally I thought "guess not". lol I found it weird that in certain shots of the couple, Brad would be looking in one direction and Jolie looking in another direction while someone was giving a speech. I think Pitt has ADD! He has the attention span of an ant.
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like she's growing the next set of twins in her cranium
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
OMG Did anybody see that Laura Dern was there? Awkward.
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why awkward? did aj steal a man from her too?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like a giant waxed rutabaga
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I like this game :) now my turn:
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like a : wide screen t.v
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hehe!! good one ;)
how about:
Saint Slutina's forehead is big enough for a COMDEX powerpoint show
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:51am.
miffed- I used to love angelina. Not like a loonie, but I liked the work she does with the UN and some of her movies, but not anymore. It's almost like she's missing something these days.
Who do you hate?? I'm not much of a hater, but just like pointing out the flaws of people who are richer than I am. :)
I don't actually HATE anyone so to speak but the one person I dislike is Jenny M the chick with Jim Carey. All because of her shit with her son-it hits a nerve in me big time. I actually got a movie the other night with her in it and the movie was good but she sucked in it. It was called Witless Protection.
On topic. I truly hope their humanitarian work does help.
I was lauging at the big waxed rutabaga..
jeez i cant get my shit straight today
Angelina Jolie is a mean skankerous mud dweller. I do not like her AT ALL.
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
OMG Did anybody see that Laura Dern was there? Awkward.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:49am
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Yay, lizzieb!
*standing ovation*
This two were nominated for gwad knows how many movies, and not one fucking award. Box office poison.
OMG Did anybody see that Laura Dern was there? Awkward.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like a giant waxed rutabaga
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I like this game :) now my turn:
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like a : wide screen t.v
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:52am.
MK I double dog dare you to use that pic of aj for the open forum.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:49am.
^^^^^^^^^^
lizzieb, YOU are the true voice of this generation, no matter what Kanye says! :)
You said everything that I feel about these holy twats.
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MK I double dog dare you to use that pic of aj for the open forum.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
miffed- I used to love angelina. Not like a loonie, but I liked the work she does with the UN and some of her movies, but not anymore. It's almost like she's missing something these days.
Who do you hate?? I'm not much of a hater, but just like pointing out the flaws of people who are richer than I am. :)
OMG, I'm listening to Kanye and this line just came up: "You think your shit don't stink but you are Mrs. P U" :)
Well I don’t like to be mean but….what’s that fluttering sound? It could be the dying beats of the JJ ers hearts as they face the fact their idols were nominated by the bucket load and won zip or it could be the sound of chickens coming home to roost? I’m not going to lie to you Ange, the fact of the matter is that the world (aside from loons) is sick to the back teeth of you and your ladyboy lying about your sordid behaviour and equally sick of your faux humanitarian bullshit and compulsive baby buying and Clomid kids.
Now, I know you are going to take this hard but it just might be a good idea not to respond s you instinctively feel you should. Admit it, you are on the phone to Babies R Us (African Branch) as we speak aren’t you? No, buying a baby to match Zahara is not going to make us all love you. You can put down the fax to ‘W’ as well- we do not want to see Bradder’s photos of your cervix nor can we stomach another interview about what a saint you are. We do not want to know when and where you last coaxed his flaccid peen into a Petri dish.
So, my advice to you is go away and shut up. As a bit of bonus advice, do not wear shrouds to major events it makes you look like even more of a cadaver than you do already.
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:33am.
Miffed- lol, yeah this couple pretty much brings out the worst in us! That, and I'm on a majah caffeine shortage this morning!
*scuttles off to get tea*
Can't say I didn't notice lol but it's all cool. The bad thing is there's only one person in Hollyweird I dislike immensley and she's hardly ever posted about, so I just try to fit in other ways.
Shit I forgot to be on topic. I like AJ's dress ( sorry guys)
Not up for mindless prattle just yet (it's early here on the west coast). Watching her with the sound off was fascinating. Her body language is off the charts.
The only time you normally see a full body wiggle like that is when 4 year old has to pee.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.