St. Angie Is Not Amused
I accidentally ran into the Critics Choice Awards on Vh1 last night at the perfect perfect time. It's like some supreme being (Maddox) touched my hand and softly guided me towards a moment they knew I could not miss.
The moment started with Ben Stiller announcing the winner for Best Actress. St. Angie Jo did not win. Surprisingly, the venue's support beams did not break, forcing the entire joint to crash into a pile of dust and rubble. Instead, it was a tie between Anne Hathaway for that movie about a piece of trash at a wedding and Meryl Streep for that movie about holy child touching. They were probably hoping for a Devil Wears Prada reunion, but that shit didn't happen, because Meryl Streep was a no-show. This might have been a blessing, because if she did show, this moment probably would have never happened!
During Anne Hathaway's frantic, frazzled, 8-year-old girl on meth speech, the camera kept panning to St. Angie's face... HER FACE! If looks could kill virgin angels, this would be it. I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused. It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface! No wonder Anne Hathaway acted so cracked the fuck out. Angie kept giving her the "my shit don't stank, but yours does" look. Anne's insides were slowly rotting away from St. Angie's stares of DEATH! Or maybe Anne just mixed her Adderall and Ephedrasil. Probably the latter.
I really hope Anne wins at the Golden Globes this Sunday and that they install a StAngieCam to capture every single one of Angie Jo's smirks. It's fun when she loses!
Below is the clip from the moment that played in every Brangaloonie's nightmares last night. Oh and Anne, your gums are receding, because you're on speed or some shit! Smoke a bowl and relax.
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some times i wonder if AJ and brad are actually even real and not robots, its like looking at madame tussads come to life. creepy.ish.yuck and dontgiveashit.
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Submitted by ocd: "Angie is one of those women who has no female friends because she thinks they're beneath her. That would also absolve her of any guilt in her conduct when it comes to married men."
Yup. Because you know all women are just jealous of her and can't relate to her problems (men falling all over her). She's TRIED to have good female friends but their boyfriends fall in love with her and that causes problems. Then they get jealous and screw her over. *sigh* It must be so difficult.
Saint Slutina's forehead looks like a giant waxed rutabaga
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She got slammed HARD last night. Not only did she not win "best actress", Richard Gere was awarded the Humanitarian Award. He didn't even mention her in his speech either when talking about how there are so many others who deserve the award!!
princess and EEG: where is Farrah? she knows how to do it
those ONTD people must know something we dont, dammit!
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Happy Friday Hot Bitchez!!!!!!!
anne hathaway was on Ellen yesterday and she was talking fast then too like a teen on crack
she also dissed her ex bigtime. i like her and i don't know why
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Poor Pitt is smiling and clapping unaware his babymaker was just dissed. She looks like she wants revenge.
OMG, you guys are hating on Annie?!
Harumph!
*stomps out of room!*
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Angelina looks good from the eyebrows down.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:20am.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52am.
She fell pregnant during The Changling (9 months) and the kids are 6 months now.
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Since when is getting pregnant an illness? You fall ill, but get/bacome pregnant.
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Ha! I think that's back from the time she had a field to plow and it was a major inconvenience;p
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:29am.
Booze?
We have some hideous Winter snow shitting storm a comin', I will have to hit the liquor store on the way home.
On T: LOOSERS!
We're going to get ten inches between tonight and tomorrow, fasten the sock slots.
on topic
who cares?
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
HA! Maybe they will clue in to the fact that anyone with half a fucking brain cell knows having six kids in three years = psychosis.
Snow I can't revote either. :(
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Miffed- lol, yeah this couple pretty much brings out the worst in us! That, and I'm on a majah caffeine shortage this morning!
*scuttles off to get tea*
"I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused.It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface!"
Me too. and YAY! Cuttabeech face!
Hol-ee, Angelina, chillax.
Angelina's feeling her age, I betcha - vain cunt.
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Anne Hathaway. And now I love her more. 'Cept she needs to learn how to give a speech. She has such great ideas and such poor form.
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10X snowpiece, I tried deleting cookies and stuff - didn't work, If anyone else knows hot to get it done pls let me know... I too want MK to be the Richest blogger who ever blogged...
i dont understand the idea of anne hathaway winning anything....weird......
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Booze?
We have some hideous Winter snow shitting storm a comin', I will have to hit the liquor store on the way home.
On T: LOOSERS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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excellent point ocd.
just had a look at their pictures again, they look ridiculous LOL
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Did she just say that it's so fitting that she won an award with MS, because Meryl sets the bar so high and is the best there is??
She equates her talents with Meryl's?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:24am.
miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:23am
Cheers, have a cupcake.
Thanks but as I just mentioned am on the rum this morn so don't think that'd mix too well. Maybe some sour cream 'n chive chips or somethin instead?
mmmm...rum and cupcakes......
Oh shit...Off topic!
On topic...BWHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:23am.
miffed_33,
LOL! We haven't had enough purple drank yet!
Oh damn! Now I have Gin N Juice stuck in my head.
Maybe I need to share some of my Rum to mellow y'all out lol.
miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:23am
Cheers, have a cupcake.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:19am.
I really want that Crime Scene scarf that keeps flashing.
And miffed_33, I wasn't looking for the math, I despise Skeletina and pretty much don't care.
Take what you will from my post, if it needs explaining, well then...
no probs
miffed_33,
LOL! We haven't had enough purple drank yet!
Oh damn! Now I have Gin N Juice stuck in my head.
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I find it hysterical that everyone in hollywood just looks at them as "adoption crazy nuts"! Jason was pretty funny when he mentioned that they haven't included a jew in their family circle yet. LOL! I think they've become the biggest joke out there. Grown men asking to be adopted by them, that's got to be insulting. He was crackin' on them and they don't even realize it.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52am.
She fell pregnant during The Changling (9 months) and the kids are 6 months now.
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Since when is getting pregnant an illness? You fall ill, but get/bacome pregnant. Or is it actually proper to say that? If so, I don't think it should be.
not sure really but fuck you guys are picky on a Brangie tread.
Damn Angie Ho's looking like a chicken bone again I see
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I really want that Crime Scene scarf that keeps flashing.
And miffed_33, I wasn't looking for the math, I despise Skeletina and pretty much don't care.
Take what you will from my post, if it needs explaining, well then...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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princess z: there are better experts on this stuff than me, it's something about cookies (and leche? lol) but if you are at work try voting from other peep's comouters, that's what I did. :)
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Angie is one of those women who has no female friends because she thinks they're beneath her. That would also absolve her of any guilt in her conduct when it comes to married men.
You can tell Anne was not ready to win anything and it was a total surprise for her that she did not even bother to have a coherent acceptance speech rehearsed or written in a little paper. Angelina's face during this was priceless and the camera men picked up on it and that's why they kept on her most of the time...they did not show that many close ups of the other losing actresses...they knew they had gold for this telecast right there.
And beyond all the babble coming out of Anne's caca mouth, did you guys picked up on the jabs she threw to her con artist ex? That "There are good men in the world and I deserve the love of a GOOD man" bit is quite telling.
Snowpiece, How can i vote for MK, more then once?
Submitted by miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52am.
She fell pregnant during The Changling (9 months) and the kids are 6 months now.
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Since when is getting pregnant an illness? You fall ill, but get/bacome pregnant. Or is it actually proper to say that? If so, I don't think it should be.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:10am.
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more proof that Angie Jo = cunt
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:59am.
miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52am
She fell pregnant? What does that mean? She tripped and fell on some feral sperm?
I think you mean, she showed up for her in-vitro and it took.
I don't know if you were trying to be mean but it sorta came across that way, all I was trying to do was give you the answer to your 12 months off question.
LMAO..I figured I look really stupid or really smart cuz I (made up) knew a Native American word. But alas..I strayed from the home row..sigh.
I can't wait for Sunday, I wonder if MK will Live Blog again, my favorite blogger at AC360, Jack Grey, is doing one.
If they don't win a thing, will they go to the Oscars?
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Did anyone see when Jolie practically trampled over Clint's wife just to hug him! She completely ignored the piss out of his wife. It's not like she doesn't know her, so what's with the cold shoulder? I thought that was very strange. It's also a sign of disrespect. If I'm hanging out as couples with a guy who is my friend, I always hug his wife first when greeting them. It's considerate to the woman.
Yeah she had tears for Heath but certainly wasn't clapping too hard for Ann Hathaway's win, no horse teeth smile for her! It looked to me as though she was more interested in mingling with the likes of Clint and Mickey than showing any attention to Pitt. She looked as though she was sulking even before the awards were being given out. NO WINS - Maybe now they'll realize how overrated they truly are.
OHHH! Zappy strayed from the home row!!!
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Sluuuurps! El B style!
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nicuwa = movies
I better just bow out today. I'm fucked up for sure. I can't type. I can't see. wtf.
I wanna be a weatherman or an actress. A weatherman can predict incorrectly and an actress can do shitty nicuwa and still get a big payout.
Actually. I wanna be a street car conductor because they sure do pick up the nickels (Breezy Brisbane)
LOL branderson: can you get paté with those?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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LMFAO! Pitt & Jolie were both kicked to the curb at the Critics Choice Awards! ZERO wins for Benny Button and the same goes for Changeling, Wanted & Burn After Reading. They didn't win for picture,director or actors! I guess it's time to go raise that family now that you're done on the big screen. Suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:59am.
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exactly! what are the chances huh? how many people do you know in your day to day life that have twins the natural way? yet in celeb land everyone is having twins. julia roberts, jlo, rebeckah romjin, angie jo...the list goes on. these bitches didn't get these twins the natural way.
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LAndi!
LOL! Angelina tripped over her ego and accidentally landed on Brad's penis. See! It wasn't a dastardly affair! It was an accident!!!
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Actually. Anne Hathaway is overrated
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