St. Angie Is Not Amused
I accidentally ran into the Critics Choice Awards on Vh1 last night at the perfect perfect time. It's like some supreme being (Maddox) touched my hand and softly guided me towards a moment they knew I could not miss.
The moment started with Ben Stiller announcing the winner for Best Actress. St. Angie Jo did not win. Surprisingly, the venue's support beams did not break, forcing the entire joint to crash into a pile of dust and rubble. Instead, it was a tie between Anne Hathaway for that movie about a piece of trash at a wedding and Meryl Streep for that movie about holy child touching. They were probably hoping for a Devil Wears Prada reunion, but that shit didn't happen, because Meryl Streep was a no-show. This might have been a blessing, because if she did show, this moment probably would have never happened!
During Anne Hathaway's frantic, frazzled, 8-year-old girl on meth speech, the camera kept panning to St. Angie's face... HER FACE! If looks could kill virgin angels, this would be it. I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused. It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface! No wonder Anne Hathaway acted so cracked the fuck out. Angie kept giving her the "my shit don't stank, but yours does" look. Anne's insides were slowly rotting away from St. Angie's stares of DEATH! Or maybe Anne just mixed her Adderall and Ephedrasil. Probably the latter.
I really hope Anne wins at the Golden Globes this Sunday and that they install a StAngieCam to capture every single one of Angie Jo's smirks. It's fun when she loses!
Below is the clip from the moment that played in every Brangaloonie's nightmares last night. Oh and Anne, your gums are receding, because you're on speed or some shit! Smoke a bowl and relax.
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Just Jared loones think Jolie & Pitt are still winners just for being nominated! LMAO. NO jackoffs, they are losers. Their movies were over hyped. You can't even compare the acting of Pitt to Sean Penn or Clint Eastwood. He never had a chance. Did Jolie really think she would steal a win over Meryl Streep? She must be delusional. That's why she looked livid when Ann won alongside Meryl. She can accept a loss to Meryl but NOT Ann Hathaway! Kung Fu Panda didn't even win for animated movie. Another kick to the gut. Between the two of them they had a total of 5 films in which they starred in and they didn't get any acknowledgement for any of them. Maybe now they'll stop with all the bullshit interviews and the airing of their dirty laundry (affair)!
I am honestly trying to like Anne Hathaway. She was good in Devil wears Prada but I don't really get her appeal.
She reminds me of a Bratz doll with a big head and a little body. Except her head is like big and shiny and she has protruding eyebulbs..like those stress balls you squeeze and the eyes pop out..and those blow jobbish lips....
snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:55am
French Food Stamps.
And according imdb, the skank has two movies in production.
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I'll bet no one in Hollywood, besides Clit (typo) Eastwood, even wants them at events. They're pretentious even for the Hollywood types. You can see they want sooooo badly to be Mary Pickford/Douglas Fairbanks, Carole Lombard/Clark Gable, Joanne Woodward/Paul Newman, Vivian Leigh/Lawrence Oliver, etc. But they try too hard and they have no class so they are failing miserably, though they are too self-involved to know it.
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miffed_33 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52am
She fell pregnant? What does that mean? She tripped and fell on some feral sperm?
I think you mean, she showed up for her in-vitro and it took.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:45am.
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You maybe onto something??? Yesterday was our sweet little Zee's birthday. And these two parents of the year. Are in hollywood showboating for a award show.
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I dont really like Anne...I like her in The Devil Wears Prada but thats about it I didnt like her in Get Smart..and I havnt seen Rachael getting married....but I odnt know I just dont like her..I think a lot of people lke to giver her more praise just because she "is not cookie cutter" she a little weird
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Angie's over botoxed head has nothing on Nicole Kidman's.
hahaha take that Holie!
Anne Hathaway is OK looking until she smiles. She's likable but kinda fug. She's talented I guess.
Fuck the Brangeloons!!
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Dear Lord that speech was cring worthy
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:37am.
This was posted at Crazy land.
"SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) — Angelina Jolie is getting ready to join the ranks of the unemployed.
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effing bitch, do you think she'll need food stamps?
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What did Angie expect to win for? Changeling? Wanted? She's delusional.
i think anne hathaway sucks, but i really like that dress.
god, brad looks like such stupid cunt.
he looks fucking ridiculous. they should both go away for a very very long time. i might even forgive brad if he ever decided to get rid of the ho but right now they're #1 and #2 on my shit list.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:37am.
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"SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) — Angelina Jolie is getting ready to join the ranks of the unemployed.
The “Changeling” star and mother of six says that while she’ll be in front of the camera early this year, she plans to lie low — at least until twins Vivienne and Knox are toddlers. The twins were born last July.
Says Jolie: “I’ve had a year off, and I may work for a few months. But if I do, I’m probably going to take another year and a half or two. I’m going to work a lot less.”
The 33-year-old actress didn’t say what projects she may be working on."
- Skeletina took a year off? When?
She fell pregnant during The Changling (9 months) and the kids are 6 months now.
when I look at Angie now I say DAMN that's some Benjamin Button's shit right there!
i thought Anne's speech was cute, she was praising MS so much because she was her co winner.
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JeeeZUS.... Anne is going to wake up this morning... review this shit and want to STAB herself in the FACE... ahhh the humiliation is DELICIOUS!!!
snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:43am
I've got my fingers crossed too!!!!
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Kaylee on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:44am
OH no, I am just taking one for the team and reporting from Loon Central.
I don't buy any of her of Brad's shit.
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Anne is way prettier than AJ is kind of sad really
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
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Yes Kaylee, didn't you know that it's the time of year when all of Hwood feels the need to pat themselves on the back. Don't you know how hard they work and never get any recognition?? They have to do it themselves. How else would they know they're.......famous??
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And idk who is over at Crazy Land rattling cages but apparently Skeletina flew in yesterday for the show and The Brad has been there for a while and the break up rumors are starting up.
(No, it's not me, swear to Mah Boo's life it ain't.)
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Submitted by Athina on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:35am.
I had to turn it off halfway through because Anne Hathaway is so incredibly pretentious, I can't deal with it. I think she's ten times more of a self-centered cunt than even Anjelina Jolie---and that's saying A LOT.
So did I.
Can she finish a freakin' sentence?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:37am.
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They all say that shit. After they give birth. Please don't believe that shit. Kidman said the same shit. But she added she wanted more kids. And now she's back trackin'. I guess the glow of wanting to spend 24/7 with you kid fades off.
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I hope we get our boy RE as the host today, I emailed MK too
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I saw Rachel Getting Married awhile ago, and it was actually very good. As was Anne Hathaway. The entire cast was excellent, and it's a shame that they aren't getting recognized because they were as good, if not better, than Hathaway. Debra Winger and Bill Irwin especially.
UGH! Her face, I was soooo glad whoregelina and stu-pitt didn't win anything, but LOL that was hilarious rubber face was so jealous.
Anne's speech was perfect. I loved how she went on and on about other talented actresses and never once mentioned the stanks name. whoregelina need to get it thru her massive forehead. Tick tock bitch no one like you, you are a talentless cocksucker who fucked her way thru hollywood and now your time is up.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a stupid meeting giving this same exact look to the idiots I work with.
Take time off for the twins my big fat, mom jean wearin ass!!
She will be taking time off because the world is sick of her shit and nobody wants to see her movies! How many movies did she make while the blob was a baby? 4-5? Sanctimonious self-obsessed slag.
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:36am.
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I'm thinking that her old face should be on a milkcarton about now. We haven't seen that in ages. Her new face looks horrid, and you are right, FLAT.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:31am.
She is wearing the big ol' muumuu because she wants everyone to think she is pregnant again. Trust.
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I think her belly is still a bit saggy. She's trying to keep that on the DL.
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This was posted at Crazy land.
"SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) — Angelina Jolie is getting ready to join the ranks of the unemployed.
The “Changeling” star and mother of six says that while she’ll be in front of the camera early this year, she plans to lie low — at least until twins Vivienne and Knox are toddlers. The twins were born last July.
Says Jolie: “I’ve had a year off, and I may work for a few months. But if I do, I’m probably going to take another year and a half or two. I’m going to work a lot less.”
The 33-year-old actress didn’t say what projects she may be working on."
- Skeletina took a year off? When?
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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:31am.
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Nothing would surprise me coming from that flat-faced whore.
how come nobody ever comments on how flat her face is, how very unfortunate lol.
she makes my skin crawl.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:17am.
Surely St. Angie deserves to win the Diva Cup?
LOL!!!! I'll be the Brangeloonies are shitting themselves today because the Queen lost!
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I had to turn it off halfway through because Anne Hathaway is so incredibly pretentious, I can't deal with it. I think she's ten times more of a self-centered cunt than even Anjelina Jolie---and that's saying A LOT.
AngieJo got a look that says, I'm so above that crap. (she's right!) Ann Hathaway is fugly!
Meryl Streep kicks ass! I hope she wins ALL these bullshit awards. Lets face it all these award shows are BULLSHIT. All these bitches make more money than God. Got 5 or 6 houses and 3 to 4 cars. And one of their cars is worth more than most peoples house. You would think that would be enough.... but its not. At the beginnning of every new year. They have to give themselves shiny gold statuettes. To prove to the world how great they truly are. Its all a load of crap.
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Submitted by fallon carrington on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:26am.
Angie may be a diva, but Alexis outdoes her hands down!
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She is wearing the big ol' muumuu because she wants everyone to think she is pregnant again. Trust.
Anne's speech was cute, she deserved the award and I hope she gets many more. a true star, unlike that dry up old homewrecking cunt.
fuck you angie and fuck your stupid ass fans.
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call me crazy, but i didnt hate her speech...she transparently kissed waaayy too much ass, but she still managed to use her big girl words during her freak out frenzy.
angie is a cold hearted bitch who needs to get her ass kicked. someone seriously needs to knock her down. i never wish horrible things on people, but i can say if something unfortunate randomly happened in her life i am not sure i would feel bad. she acts like such a do gooder, but i swear she does it for her own personal reasons & agenda & actually not for the people she is doing it for.
Angie tries to hard, its so obvious. I bet she loves him in public and makes him miserable in private, she just has to show Jen how in love they are, how real it is, its sick, she has Daddy issues all the way around. Shes so pissed about daddy having affairs and cheating on her mom, well, she is her fathers daughter, she does the same god damn thing.
I love Anne but her speech was a rambling mess and what the hell was her tribute to the actress (forgot her name but Anne referred to her as her celuloid sister)...uh...Does Anne have the hots for her? It sounded similar to the way one would thank a husband, a lover, or a significant other for being there for them...
Angie aint no saint; she the devil and she aint all that and she should totally wipe the smug, gross look off of her face...She really needs to stop copping the looks and attitudes of bitter retail queens whom I know and love and who populate saks and bergdorf's among other clothiers in nyc...
Everyone! If you don't wanna view the youtube video, this is the short version of it
http://i39.tinypic.com/2u74uw8.jpg
Trust me, it's worth the 2 seconds ;)
I agree about OWN IT or give it away Anne...
She should have made it about her not bring up every other actress in existence and talk about how great they are.
You WON..enjoy your moment!
And yes Angie looks very arrogant, but why wouldn't she be? She's worshipped by so many for some reason.
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St. Ang looks like a fatass in that dress.
And did Brad borrow a pair of Tommy Boy's stilettos?