St. Angie Is Not Amused

I accidentally ran into the Critics Choice Awards on Vh1 last night at the perfect perfect time. It's like some supreme being (Maddox) touched my hand and softly guided me towards a moment they knew I could not miss.

The moment started with Ben Stiller announcing the winner for Best Actress. St. Angie Jo did not win. Surprisingly, the venue's support beams did not break, forcing the entire joint to crash into a pile of dust and rubble. Instead, it was a tie between Anne Hathaway for that movie about a piece of trash at a wedding and Meryl Streep for that movie about holy child touching. They were probably hoping for a Devil Wears Prada reunion, but that shit didn't happen, because Meryl Streep was a no-show. This might have been a blessing, because if she did show, this moment probably would have never happened!

During Anne Hathaway's frantic, frazzled, 8-year-old girl on meth speech, the camera kept panning to St. Angie's face... HER FACE! If looks could kill virgin angels, this would be it. I wish I could bottle her smugness and spray it on my face whenever I am not amused. It was a dazzling moment. I learned that wax figure gods can give cuntface! No wonder Anne Hathaway acted so cracked the fuck out. Angie kept giving her the "my shit don't stank, but yours does" look. Anne's insides were slowly rotting away from St. Angie's stares of DEATH! Or maybe Anne just mixed her Adderall and Ephedrasil. Probably the latter.

I really hope Anne wins at the Golden Globes this Sunday and that they install a StAngieCam to capture every single one of Angie Jo's smirks. It's fun when she loses!

Below is the clip from the moment that played in every Brangaloonie's nightmares last night. Oh and Anne, your gums are receding, because you're on speed or some shit! Smoke a bowl and relax.

Wenn, Bauer Griffin

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:59am.

that Rachel Getting Married is supposed to be really good, has anyone seen it? for a minute I thought MK meant she won for Bride Wars, LOL

AngieJo's bitch face is a sight to behold! BP is all goofy and happy for AH, he's gotta get the strap when they get home!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:58am.

And it was certainly a night for really bad dresses. Annes dress was a joke and Angie wore a MuMu. But Brad didn't look that bad, haha.

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Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:57am.

oh, mk! you never let us down. i totally accidentally flipped to this last night at the same exact part, and the whole time i was thinking, i've got to find this on youtube and email to mk so he can write a post about it. i know we all here hate fishsticks, but holy crap angie! however, her smugness is beginning to grow on me and get really really funny.

Submitted by MJF on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:56am.

I have to say that, as much as I loathe her portrayed sense of entitlement, she really was good in The Changeling and I'm surprised that Anne Hathaway's blathering and cutesie schtick won out.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:55am.

I don't like Angie's dress.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:55am.

MK nailed it!! AJ was seething. She looked like she wanted to go up ans smack her in the face!! She got all sweet faced later after she got over the shock that NEITHER she nor Brad won a damn thing. It was a sight to behold.

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Submitted by jenni on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:55am.

LMFAO

This was the best - both of them shut out - their movies suffered because of their over emoting bullshit "acting".

And angie jo couldn't even muster a real smile of appreciation of someone else. Her true colours are starting to seethe through.

Submitted by No Words on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:55am.

Oh, and...nice caftan. Who are you supposed to be, Angie of Arabia?

Submitted by Billie on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:55am.

Can't blame her, that was one dopey speech. Plus, I am sure Jolie could see that the camera was on her, constantly...I mean, what kind of expression is she EXPECTED to have???

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:54am.

Haha!! Oh well, Angie could always star in a remake of "If Looks Could Kill".

Submitted by MJF on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:54am.

Holy eye-cicles!!!

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:53am.

My gawd, I would love to beat the shit out of this raging beast. That self-satisfied smirk on her face drives me wild. No, Angie Voight, you are not all that, and neither is your butt boy, Braddy.