"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
That was Kanye's response to his cover of Vibe Magazine. His full response on his blog was: "I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
I'll have to agree with the CAPS Master. He is definitely giving Brad Pitt a run for his old face money on this cover. Kanye's Vibe cover and Brad's W cover should have an old face off! I don't even have to count the votes. Kanye wins. Kanye always wins, even when he loses.
And my new phrase that pays is: "DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!" I can't wait to use it for absolutely everything. It doesn't have to make sense. When a bitch at McDonald's gets my order wrong again, you know what my response will be.
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lol @ the old face-off
Humility at it's best, Kayne. (if that's yer real name) I wish my only concern was if my cumcatcher looked old. This is some benjamin button's shit. (michael k, i just said that to a co-worker when asked to scan several bullshit documents that mean nothing to me.) Works effectively. Happy Friday.
~dreylove
He needs to get a shave and get some sleep. He looks like he's been on a plane for a jillion hours and hasn't had time to go home.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
That motherf-cker has some chipmunk cheeks.
I'll let the "I am Rap" comment slide becuase he can have it. Hip-Hop on the other hand... he wishes.
"I am Rap" ??? wow.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
It looks like the lighting to me, he doesnt have a grey beard, there could have been a bright bulb next to him
HAHAHAH! That was 1000000 shades of awesome. Kanye actually made a funny and it was totally legit! So does he or doesn't he have gray hairs in his beard? I mean it's okay if you're in your 30s and have gray hairs. I'm in them and I don't have any, but I dye my hair like nobody's business...
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i THINK i JUST PEED MYSELF !!!!
What's with the untouched covers lately?I do not like this trend at all!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I hate this POS worse then Tommy girl.
Someone stick a Diva Cup down his vomit canal already
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLg5TGy46-U
MK you (and MR.WEST) are a genius! I can totally picture you at McDonalds telling the chick behind the counter "DAAAAMMMNNN! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" when you get some not so fresh fries. I might have to use that too. After all I'm a stewardess on your fav airline Jetblue and that saying could come in handy with the passengers. That and "Google me you dumb fuck!" Suddenly I can't wait until my next flight......
He has to hide those cheeks. The big mumble faced looking turd
Ang again HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! He's talking about Pitt's awful pics. Kanye you and you caps lovin' ass won my heart all over again, Bitch!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Can he please go take a trip on his Yacht and please King Neptune, make that bitch capsize.
And my new phrase that pays is: "DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
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Ha! For reals.
PS@Kanye:It doesn't look gray, you little pussy!
Put a lid on it, already!
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SHUT the FUCK up, you whiny fuckface! The universe is sick of your ALL CAPS TWADDLE, so cram it in your CRAM HOLE!
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His embrassing rants are fucking hilarious. "THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!" LMAO.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Maybe not, but your chin is the size of Rhode Island.
Sweetie Darling, his ego is the size of the UK and his brain is the size of piss sprinkles.
His dearest mother (rest her soul) should have put a bag on his head and made him walk backards....cuz he is FUG TO THE UGLY.
Yet again, another pic that demands a bottle of Stoli just to lay eyes upon it!
He needs to just PISS OFF.
Cheers! Thanks sweetie, dahling! KISS KISS
Old navy should come out with a Benjamin Button Fly Jean now.
CLOSET CASE NEGRO.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:45am.
Lily Allen thinks he's a douche.
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You know you're knee-deep in brown stuff if Lily Allen thinksg YOU'RE a douche!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:25am.
His blog posts are hopelessly embarrassing.
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Unless you are a professional crackhead like Wino and Courtney Love these ramblings are embarrassing. Lily Allen thinks he's a douche.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN I LOST MY BUTTONS AND SHIT!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Mr. "I AM RAP" Lyrics:
(Did you realize
That you were a champion?
In their eyes)
Yes I did, so I packed it up and brought it back to the crib
Just a little somethin' show you how we live
Everybody want it but it ain't that serious
That's that shit
So if you're gonna do it, do it just like this
(Did you realize
That you were a champion?
In their eyes)
You don't see just how wild the crowd is?
You don't see just how fly my style is?
I don't see why I need a stylist
When I shop so much I can speak Italian
I don't know I just wanted better for my kids
And I ain't sayin' we was from the projects
But everytime I want it, layaway or a deposit
My dad'll say "When you see clothes close your eyelids"
We was sort of like Will Smith and his son
In the movie I ain't talkin' 'bout the rich ones
'cause every summer he'll get some
Brand new hare-brained scheme to get rich from
And I don't know what he did for dough
But he'd sent me back to school with a new wardrobe and hey!
Dear Mr. Cock Eye West, if you are "Rap" then I am BATMAN (because I said so)
What, you guys aren't all running off to leave comments on his blog?
he is so U N C O O L
Aw, sugar, the spammers are back. I was just realizing they were gone, too.
Verrrrry true indeed!
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:35am.
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Thank you for making me feel not so bad. LMAO. My children will be disappointed though. I told them that that is their Uncle Stymie (I just made that part up).
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Cheer up! It could have been worse. You could have told them that was their uncle and they could have believed you! :-0
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:35am.
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Thank you for making me feel not so bad. LMAO. My children will be disappointed though. I told them that that is their Uncle Stymie (I just made that part up).
WESLEY SNIPES.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:28am.
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Forgive me. I'm all kinds of stoopit today. So I have Buckwheats picture on my mantel. LMAO ..WTF. This is what I get for not having coffee this morning..stooopit.
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Not stooopit. I make that mistake all the time. I mean, I see a pic of Kanye and scream "Asspuncher" when I haven't had coffee.
Oh maybe that wasn't such a good example of a "mistake". ;-)
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Yes, Rishkin, I blame Kanye for the surge of stupid neon sunglasses wearing hipster douches. He must be stopped!!!
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"My man's place is in the kitchen".
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:28am.
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Forgive me. I'm all kinds of stoopit today. So I have Buckwheats picture on my mantel. LMAO ..WTF. This is what I get for not having coffee this morning..stooopit.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:16am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:12am.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THIS IS SOME FLAMING DOUCHEBAG!
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LMAO! I love Stymie! He's my hero. As a matter of fact, that exact pic is framed on my mantel along with the kiddles. No lie.
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*gently taps Zappy on shoulder and whispers* That was Buckwheat. *steps back into place in beverage line*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:22am.
But I'm right, right? He used to be all about hitting it... and nastily and hard. Now he's planning his marriage, giving birth to people and picking out people to share his life with. I mean... right?
On topic: yup... still hate this fuckweed. He's not the voice of the fucking generation because I'm in this generation and he doesn't speak for me. Fuck off you fucker.
His blog posts are hopelessly embarrassing.
If you don't know how to use apostrophes appropriately, then do not even attempt to include them in your writing!
Just as you shouldn't attempt to perform surgery until you are properly qualified.
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if that's the case I call FIRST!!!!!!!
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B&M, B&M..
I can't him he's ugly and them stupid ass
Shutter Sunglasses are fucking dumb.
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:12am.
he is already not a good looking guy, but here he looks like a borderline homeless, old, bloated, wino. plus, is the shape of his head & face that unproportioned or was that the lens?
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LMAO! I'm wheezing and laughing here..where's my albuterol for cryin out loud.
Mrs. G- I like a lot of his music, too, like the ones that he actually sings decent on, thanks to modern technology! I can't stand his crybaby attitude though. All he does is Betch & Moan!
Looks like cornbread got stuck in his beard. But I'm so distracted by his overall butt.fucking.ugliness that the crumbs in his beard went unnoticed.
Kanye West is the voice of his generation, which means he is apparently speaking directly to the old croggers smoking cigs and drinking tab at your local OTB.
http://www.kontain.com/celebrityjunk
He's a hip-hop version of Fishticks Paltrow. "Everything I say is important. I am THE *voice*"
He's a pretentious, over-inflated ego, self pontificating horses ass. If he'd stuck to making muzak and keep his gray pubed face ass outa' the spolight that he drags everywhere himself, I coulda' stuck with him.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:12am.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THIS IS SOME FLAMING DOUCHEBAG!
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LMAO! I love Stymie! He's my hero. As a matter of fact, that exact pic is framed on my mantel along with the kiddles. No lie.
I met him and got quite up close recently. I took some pics and he definitely had no grey in his beard. See...
http://MeetTheFamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=1794
(However he was completely rude to everyone!!)