Friday, January 9th 2009

"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

That was Kanye's response to his cover of Vibe Magazine. His full response on his blog was: "I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

I'll have to agree with the CAPS Master. He is definitely giving Brad Pitt a run for his old face money on this cover. Kanye's Vibe cover and Brad's W cover should have an old face off! I don't even have to count the votes. Kanye wins. Kanye always wins, even when he loses.

And my new phrase that pays is: "DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!" I can't wait to use it for absolutely everything. It doesn't have to make sense. When a bitch at McDonald's gets my order wrong again, you know what my response will be.

Posted by: Michael K


lizardbits1's picture

Obligatory SHUT THE FUCK UP TOM!!! YOU FUCK HAT!!!

Off topic, but don't care much... is it me or is MK acting a little matronly with all these marriage and birth references? There were at least three references yesterday... the rap dude at 1:01, itty bitty Vern, and then the kidney dude... am I on something or is our little MK hearing his biological clock tick down?

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:09am.
What a dumbass. Grey hair and wrinkles give a man gravitas.
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Word.

snowpiece's picture

LOL Mrs G you can be on TEAM KANYE FOR THE MUSIC with me, k?
:) but he's too much fun to laugh at

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gia's picture

he is already not a good looking guy, but here he looks like a borderline homeless, old, bloated, wino. plus, is the shape of his head & face that unproportioned or was that the lens? clearly, i am not a fan (is anyone?), so i dont really care, but Vibe must really hate him to have done that cover.

Sugaroo's picture

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THIS IS SOME FLAMING DOUCHEBAG!

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Hahahahaha Benjamin Button's! I dunno why you guys are hating on him so much..I do actually like him and his music is pretty decent he just likes to express himself lol

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Leathegirl's picture

I can't beleive no one's picked up on his gammy eye.

Nanners's picture

What a dumbass. Grey hair and wrinkles give a man gravitas.

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NitWitty's picture

What saint to we need to pray to so this DOUCHE will fade away into obscurity? His best accomplishments are to make us laugh and puke at his fugly ass at the same time. Benjamin Button my ass.
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Silvara0428's picture

I refuse to use it now that it fell out of El Douche's crawl space.

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Albatross's picture

Benjamin Button's. LMAO

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Mittmah's picture

Hilarious MK.. "The new phrase that pays"..hahahaaha!!!!!!

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Throw in a "LIZ LEMON" from time to time and he sounds just like the guy from 30 Rock. "DAAAAAAAAMN LIZ LEMON!!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

KD's picture

I think it's just the lighting. CHILL OUT MAN!!!!

MJF's picture

And...uh....WONKY-EYED FREAK!!!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

He is so damn ugly.

Kanye says, "I am rap?" Hell to the no! This guy needs to check his ego...I'd pick NAS over Kanye anyday.

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The C word's picture

I would like to see an all-caps response to this from Chuck Manson or Jim.

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Snarkley's picture

I'm amazed that he's even reached puberty.

His mother must be rolling in her grave over all his non educated talk!! "Beings in my 30's .... " Please .. isn't his 15 minutes of fame over yet???

snowpiece's picture

Stoney!!!!!!! it's our new catch phrase!

I love how he ghettoized it to Button's
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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parissucksliterally's picture

Kanye, maybe you do have gray in your beard. You're already in denial about being a very important "artist".

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MJF's picture

Why, other than his f'n loud-mouth ravings, is he relevant? His "music" sucks ass and he's a total douchebag.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

kdracofan's picture

MK or when they give you stale fries, you can use it....or when you can't poop cause you are constipated...or...or...or

Who? Oh, wait...LOL

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