Wino Knows Best
Did you really think Amy Wino would get through her St. Lucia vacation without attacking some ho? But I suspect Wino was smart about this one. Wino's spokeswhore told The Sun that there was a little misunderstanding (isn't there always?) between her and some of the guests at the resort. Wino's got a little crackwax in her ears, because she misunderstood a conversation between a lady guest and some others. This led to Wino to pull a "Heather Mills" by pouring a glass of water all over the bitch. Why did Wino play it smart?
Well, Wino with a glass of water? Please. The Crackie of the Caribbean obviously had some booze juice in her hand. You know, I really get hurt when bitches waste their alcohol by throwing it at someone. There's people in this world who would kill a baby bunny for just one sip of life's precious nectar. To waste it is disrespectful! Wino obviously agrees with me, because she probably stopped herself before she was about to pour her drink all over the whore's head and walked on over to the bar instead. She asked the bartender for a glass of that clear free shit (she doesn't know the name) and that's when the woman got hit with a Wino waterfall. Well played.
The wet bitch got all dramatic about the incident and wanted to call the cops. The resort had to calm her down and force Wino to apologize in order to avoid dealing with the police. Wino reluctantly said she was so sowwy, but all is still not well at the resort.
A source said the guests and staff have had it with her, “Everyone wants Amy to disappear. Her attack on this guest was the last straw. She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest.”
Why don't I ever get a taste of this shit when I go on vacation? I get a bunch of oldies who shoot you an evil stare when you get too wasted and talk loudly about how you really want a hard cock to go with your cocktail. A bunch of judgmental Judge Judies.
They'll have to get some ear plugs and steer clear of Harpo Marx's crackie twin, because Wino is staying there an extra week. Hey, at least the sharks are staying away. Even they don't want to deal with her crackery.
Here's a few pictures of Wino proving that she should be Nike's next spokeswhore. Just smoke it!
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I am going to laugh (and puke) so hard when proof comes out that skank ho has a peen. I've seen some nasty azz betches in my life - but DAMN.
I see she still hasn't pooped.
I wonder how much Nike paid for that placement? They may want their money back.
God, she's gross.
Jesus, she is so ugly and dumb. I hope that guy just thinks this is holiday sex.
You really couldn't guess that she's worth millions. She dresses like she shops at Goodwill. But I guess that's because all her money goes to crack.
Hahaha! I sorta like her outfit there though. She is the ultimate crackie though so what else do you expect? She gets wasted and runs around with her top off like a world-class ho. At least it seems she's off the crack though, she's looking a little better minus the hair needs some WORK!
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What this Daisy-Duke fuckery? "The Crakies of Hazard"?
This crack ho is all sorts of fug.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She really does look like a truck stop crackwhore and you know that's straight vodka in that cup. You'd never know this chick was an international pop star.
BTW, I got a temporary extra-stupid-in-the-brains attack the other day and visited the PH website for the first time in 6 months or so. He was totally copying MK by calling Amy "Crackie". I have no respect for that fat useless plagiarizing blob. I used to endure going to that low-life's website occasionally but I stopped going permanently (except for that one dumb lapse) when he made fun of Adam Sandler's daughter calling her ugly. It was just downright low, awful, unfunny, and just plain mean.
Wait--in that one picture where she looks like she's pushin the dude away--it looks like she's peeing. Seriously. Take a close look, everyone.
I find it more believable that she'd be peeing outside than pushing that hot piece away.
My mom wears those shoes when she walks to work in her skirt suits. I hate that look.
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She always looks like a prostitute who just woke up in detox.
being a lady? put on some fuzzy slippers and rollers Wino, and throw a beer next time!cheers.
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The comment about "grimy bikini bottoms" is what really got me! I can't possibly imagine what would entail having "grimy bikini bottoms". Ew.
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One day, Wino is going to get in the wrong person's face, and they are going to beat her ass to a pulp.
snowy, a little food baby belly is cute...a distended belly from drnking/drugs is nasty....
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I don't get it. Why do these losers who do nothing but use and behave badly need "vacations?" Taking a vacation implies one is getting away from WORK. Worthless trash.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:59am.
LOL! When I'm pissed and somebody is being a loud ass, is the BEST time to tell 'em off! I'm all American like that! ;)
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Thanks, TTS. ;-)
hmmm, is that how you would pluralize Judy?
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"Judy, Judy, Judy" is the correct usage.
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btw, Amy's hair looks like a Mom Jeans Production. It's looking a little "My Cousin Vinny" - ish. Ugh. I liked the long rat's nest better!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52am.
I had no idea if you put more than one "Judy" in a room, you now had "Judies". Never say this place isn't educational.
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LOL @ TexnDoc. Was kinda thinking the same thing. I was like, in me head, "...hmmm, is that how you would pluralize Judy?...." I don't think Strunk & White covered that.
Deb, I hear that. We were on a mini vacation over Thanksgiving and there was this foul mouthed, drunken she-beast in this tiny bar we were in--- I think everyone in the place wanted to bitch slap her. If I wasn't so pissed myself, I might have been forced to politely ask her to keep it down. (I'm all Canadian like that) :)
Island Girl, you beat me to it with the vacation description! I was going to say that's my dream vacation, minus being rude to the male staff. I'd still grope the waiters!
Seriously, Amy's people should have booked her in a private cottage with a small staff.
It isn't fair for the others who are there to chill the fuck out.
As much as I lurve beholding loud, obnoxious assholes here on Dlisted, I don't want to on my vacay. NahMean?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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i know this is stating the obvious but DAYUM is she fug...i just cant get over how homely she is...LORD
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Amy looks better than I have seen her look in ages! And with a normal looking dude too. I hope that fucktard Blake sees the pictures.
HAHAHAHA! The Sun says she "got sick all over a breakfast buffet after a night out". I can only imagine. XD
Team Wino; not many people can say they've done that at a high-class Carribean resort.
It would be fun to stay at the same resort as Wino. Endless entertainment!
Someone, PLEASE give the bitch a hair clip!
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"Well, Wino with a glass of water? Please."
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Ha! I haven't even read this yet and you already said it for me. LOL!
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I think they might start doing that in my area when people "misunderstand conversation" aka don't speak english.
"Speak English!" SPLASH
I hope she gets healthier and goes to anger management. She may not have to, popeater said she is on a terrorist hit list.
Eh, at least the ugly hag is wearing REAL shoes! With socks, even.
Holy hell I hate this chick. I hope the Muslims whack her skank ass.
Shouldn't it be Judi - as in Revenge of the Judi?
MK pluralized "Judy". Ha ha.
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bloat.
push up bra (on beach).
dirty shorts.
why? really, cause of drugs? i mean can't she get cleaned up just a TAD?
Off topic but that PB&J neckalce on the side is so dam cute...they even have chocolate chip earings!
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I never stay on topic :)
One of these days someone IS going to be pissed off at her hitting them/pouing water on them/etc. and they are going to give it to her. Trust.
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GOOD FOR YOU AMY. GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN DRINK ON. JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING GODDAMN USELESS DRUGS. IF THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING DRUG ASSHOLES START CIRCLING AROUND MY GODDAMN HOUSE I JUST POINT A GODDAMN FUCKING .22 OUT THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW AND START FUCKING FIRING AROUND THEIR USELESS DERELICT FUCKING STUPID GODDAMN ASSES. MOTHERFUCKING JOINT SMOKING SNORTING CRACK SHOOTING ASSHOLES.
Quick! Get the crack hive back! Scary without it...
I hope St. Lucia changes the water before I get there this spring. There aren't enough vaccines in the world to coax me into what's surely become a Caribbean cesspool since she arrived.
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Honestly, she is looking healthier.
Of course, when you start by looking like Keith Richards' corpse two months after he was run over by a truck and left to fester on a highway in the middle of the desert during summer...
I had no idea if you put more than one "Judy" in a room, you now had "Judies". Never say this place isn't educational.
She does look like Harpo Marx haha that's funny I was thinking Arnold Horshack but Harpo is better haha.
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why....she can't afford her own sea side villa? that way she won't have to deal with any judgemental guests and staff..and the few parts of that resort and beach I have seen in photos don't look very 5 star so I doubt the clientele is very refined if Wino is the most famous example of what they get.
And I still can't believe that she is getting nailed by that delicious man-boy.
That is a HUGE step up from Blaaaaake.
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UGh I need to go on vacation like all these celebutards....why am I not rich?
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I never stay on topic :)
Ey, i dont know... I'd much rather have belly bloat than crack crotch.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:36am
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I'm sure there must be something floating around on the Smoking Gun!