Rocco Has A Dick Like David
Put on your peendar goggles and determine where or not Match.com's columnist, Whitney Casey, is speaking the truth or is lie-telling. I mean, Rocco could have promised her a dinner with his mom if she lied about his peen size. I fell in love with his mommy after watching The Restaurant.
So! Whitney had a little conversation with Howard Stern on his Sirius show and DownByTheHipster was listening in when she described the best fuck she ever had:
Rocco Dispirito was the best lay she ever had. She also claims that he had a perfect penis. Howard asked what that means. Whitney said that he looks like the statue David. Howard said that statue has a small dick. She said that he's a good looking dude from head to toe and his penis was like a Viagra version of the statue of David.
The perfect dick is different for everybody. It's like a puzzle. A rock hard 8" wang that sounds good on paper can turn out to be a major bust (and not in a good way) when put to work. There have been times when I've first laid eyes on a schlong that made the heavens open up and my no-no sing "Hallelujah!" But after a few strokes, I went looking for the GONG! It truly depends.
That being said, my peendar tells me Rocco is a wittle above average in length. I'd say anywhere from 6.5" to 7.5". I'd also say he has average girth, but I picture him with an overly large mushroom head. He's a chef! That's what my professional HO opinion is.
And Whitney is a stupid bitch for telling us Rocco has a dick like David on Viagra, but doesn't bring picture proof. That's wrong.
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Hahaha, Drama! I am a fan of the actual organ, as long as I don't have to look at it. Needless to say, I spend a fair amount of time with my eyes closed. :)
Happy Friday, BTW!! xox
ha ha Drama on both posts
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:47am.
Did you guys see the movie Prime, with Uma Therman? The best line is when she says something about her man's peen being so perfect that she just wants to knit it a hat.
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My neighbor crocheted a giant dick for me to bring on my girls weekend to go along with the other centerpiece the lovely, inflateable 'Penis Pete'. Blow him up and he'll follow you anywhere.
Submitted by luckycharms: "David has a fine looking penis. I always crack up when reading posts from very young, inexperienced people who seem to think penises are large when in a flacid state. Most are not. Once a male gets an erection that thing will double or triple in size. It's funny also how young sexually immature people freak out over pubic hair. No, most women do not shave their mounds but keep it very close cropped and the bikini line and lower area shaved."
Thank you. That needed to be said.
And I don't understand why men need to shave their pubes. That would totally freak me out. I don't expect to experience another peen unless Mr. Hekki dies (dog forbid!) but I would have to turn away a hairless peen area.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:54am.
I'm really happy for you & all, but all I can picture while reading this is Buddy Ebsen. Ew.
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OMG IG and Drama are so totally gayelles for each other! ;P
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IG: thank you! I totally agree. I'm a big fan of the peen, but I do not find them attractive.
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The BEST lover I ever had was only average size (I still quiver when I think of sexay times with him). He just knew how to sex me up and he used not only his penis masterfully but his mouth, fingers and he made amazing sex noises and faces. And he loved to cuddle afterwards!) Big dicks are useless if the guy can't use it.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I swear, the best looking peen I ever saw (NOT in person, though) was the late, lamented penis of Alexis Arquette. When I think of the waste of a good peen, I cry real tears.
BFF had the perfect peen. Probably why I hung around two years too long.
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Did you guys see the movie Prime, with Uma Therman? The best line is when she says something about her man's peen being so perfect that she just wants to knit it a hat.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:15am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
I won't talk about my husband or my boyfriend's peen because then there will be a competition.
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So... You have a husband AND a boyfriend? Impressive. Do they know about each other?
Wow, this is just TMI all the way around.
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Am I the only one who doesn't find the peen particularly pretty to look at?
OMG, it is TOO early on a Friday to be talking peens. Is it 5 yet? cuz now I'm gettin' a little randy.
I won't talk about my husband or my boyfriend's peen because then there will be a competition.
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His jacket is to small and statue of david has baby peen.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:40am.
i love my bf's peen, OMG did I just say that outloud, LMAO :O
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You didn't say it out loud. But you did transmit it telepathically. :|
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:40am.
i love my bf's peen, OMG did I just say that outloud, LMAO :O
I was thinking the same thing! I mean not your bf's but My Bf's lol I just didnt want to say it!
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I never stay on topic :)
David has a fine looking penis. I always crack up when reading posts from very young, inexperienced people who seem to think penises are large when in a flacid state. Most are not. Once a male gets an erection that thing will double or triple in size. It's funny also how young sexually immature people freak out over pubic hair. No, most women do not shave their mounds but keep it very close cropped and the bikini line and lower area shaved.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:27am.
LA, thanks for the link. I just voted for MK. He's in second place right. I'm also adding that to my Siggie!
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i love my bf's peen, OMG did I just say that outloud, LMAO :O
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:28am.
David's peen is pretty good-sized for being in resting state
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Morning hyssy!
yes if it had been sculpted erect it would have fallen off years ago. And that would make me sad.
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peendar? How does one develop this skill?
Are there courses? Flashcards? I NEED DETAILS!!!!!
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:31am.
I want a full male genitalia door knocker with real pubic hair.
That will keep all those sales people coming to my door! 'I'm not buying it you dumb fuck. Don't mess with the pubes!'
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I would totally come by and take a straightener to those pubes! Just for giggles. :P
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:27am.
It doesn't matter what someone is packin', if you don't know how to use it.....
Exactly! Also, size doesn't matter in the attractiveness of the peen. A large one that is mishapen, unclean, and/or overly veiny is not attractive in my opinion. A smooth, clean, perfectly-shaped one in any size is more pleasant to look at and handle.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
that bitch has probably never had a real dick.the david? come on!
I want a full male genitalia door knocker with real pubic hair.
That will keep all those sales people coming to my door! 'I'm not buying it you dumb fuck. Don't mess with the pubes!'
David's peen is pretty good-sized for being in resting state
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My peendar tells me that Rocco's gay picnic basket must be all eggs. I smell taquito dick here just like the statue of David. Add Viagra and it is still just short, thin and hard. Oh and Rocco doesn't have a perfect body either...that woman is delusional or needs to get out more.
It doesn't matter what someone is packin', if you don't know how to use it.....
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Whitney Casey (real name?) is a major airhead. She used to have a tv morning show in Houston. The show wasn't doing well so they fired her instead of canceling the show. She also gives romance advice in the Sunday paper; each week, the column features a new glamor shot of her. I read it once and her advice was don't have too many throw pillows on your bed; guys don't like that. If she really did do Rocco, then I'd say they truly deserve each other!
Pics or it didn't happen!!
somehow it was surprising to me that Howard Stern even knew what the Statue of David looked like
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Perfect peen is boring!
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David has a thumbpeen! Thumbpeenlina!
Some dude with the last name of Rocca friend requested me, and I have no clue who he is or where he heard of me from. I accepted him, though, cuz he's really cute, though he does put a blip on my gaydar.
why is he wearing that too small velvet blazer?????
I'm confused. Do you mean to tell me people are actually watching this crap?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:15am.
No way, no how. And that jacket looks like it belongs on Little Lord Fauntleroy.
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No way, no how. And that jacket looks like it belongs on Little Lord Fauntleroy.