HoHan Can't Get Enough Of The Penn
Last month, HoHan was spotted "nuzzling" on Sean Penn in NYC. I figured she was just trying to snort out a little sugah-covered booger chunk from his nose. Well, Ho and Penn were back together at Nobu in L.A. the other night. A nosy ho told Celebuzz (via P6), "Sean was the only guy at a table full of Lindsay and her friends. The whole table chatted and chain-smoked."
Lily Allen was absolutely right. Coke isn't one of Satan's minions. It also brings people together. If it wasn't for the candy dust, Ho and Penn might not be sharing laughs and fags at dinner. Can you imagine their conversation. Actually, there's probably not a lot of talking going on. They just stare at each other, licking their lips, sniffing their noses and wiping their snot. Then they get up and go to the bathroom, come back, sit down, and do it all over again. I doubt they're bumping it.
But if they were, what would their couple name me? I'm thinking HoPenn. Well, let's drop the unnecessary n and put an e in its place where it rightfully belongs. HoPeen! Perfect.
Oh and what about that sad little lesbian SamRo? Page Six says that she really did end their shit, but HoHan is in denial. Some source said, "Sam broke up with Lindsay but she is completely in denial about it."
When someone dumps your ass and you're not ready to let go of their good sexin' or their wallet, the best thing to do is pretend like it never happened. That way you can just skip on up and demand they lick your orgasm maker or give you some cash. If you whine and persist long enough, they'll finally just give in to shut you up.
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Why does Robin puts up with his crap?! Are they "off" again?
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:07pm.
Fuck giving Sean Penn a pass for saving dying people in Katrina...you're supposed to do that shit
Dont even get me started on Katrina! Where are all these celebrities when hurricanes devastate areas like Florida or Houston? Nobody does shit! They all go whenever it makes them look like they give a damn but whenever nobody's paying attention they couldnt give a fuck.
It's fucking sad what happened to New Orleans, but that was the city's damn fault for not maintaining the levis. The people that are living in the FEMA trailers now are people who dont want to leave because they are living off the government and people's charity. So I DONT feel bad for them. Not when I know people who's whole houses and property were swept away into the gulf of Mexico last September.
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sean sucks. I dont care how good of an actor he is, I wont be able to like him. He is just an asshole that cant redeem himself.
I didnt believe this the first time but it's starting to seem more and more likely.
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The thing about coke is totally true, whenever people do it together they just sort of sit there, either talk way too much shit or just stare at each other or look away constantly, sniffle and wipe their noses, then get up again with somebody to snort more every 20 minutes. Damn, coke is mega boring! I'd rather smoke pot and chat while passing a joint, or touch everyone on E then do coke!
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this just isn't good.
I once dated a guy who looked just like him... he was a big freakin' creep too!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
What is Penn doing hanging out with 20 year olds?
Ugh, He skeeves me out. Does anyone else get the creeps when they look at him?
sean has questionable taste.....
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Stupid Hohan actually looks really pretty in that picture too....for a 40 year old looking chainsmoker, that is!
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Hohan deserves Sean Penn actually, then she'll realize that being with SamRo was actually a good thing but she totally fucked that up, like she fucks up everything else.
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If HoHan wants to get smacked around she picked the right guy.
What self-respecting man hangs out with a bunch of twats who act like prepubescent girls but look their parents' age (as in Blohan's case)? He needs a good slap to the peen to knock some sense into it.
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sean penn is a great actor but he weirds me out
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Wow, if they tie the knot Sean Penn can punch another dude in the face at his wedding when Sam Ro objects.
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Doesn't penn bring a father-factor into it... Dude's older than dirt. Pretty easy to see her with a father hunger--given the weak, small time jailbird that sired her....
Last movie of penn's I liked was falcon and snowman--do the math. ;)
Is it possible to do a myspace intervention?
Somebody needs to 5150 this girl
Fuck giving Sean Penn a pass for saving dying people in Katrina...you're supposed to do that shit
it's got a predatory feel...he's got was more life experience than she has, especially in Hollywierd years
he outta be trying to protect her not fucking her and giving her more blow, pills, and booze
I am going to call this union the name "lo-perv"
LOL @ Manson re: rice and roach dinner...LMAO..
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:09pm.
I can't believe I'm even saying this but, I agree with Charles Manson.
I would love to know what anyone IRL would say if I said "Charles Manson said something today and I totally agreed with him"
I think Charlie Manson is right on this one...i think her many addictions just aren't working to fill the black hole that is her soul now...as much eye rolling i do about all her antics, i think she's a train wreck...it's rehab or death time...sucks to watch somebody so young do this stupid shit to herself
as far as Sean Penn goes, i think he's got the same deal going...he seems to be pretty dark...i bet he's got pretty self-destructive side...i have to give him credit for wading through dead bodies in New Orleans to save people during katrina
these two hooking up could be a fatal mistake for at least one of them...i think i make jackass comments about lindsay because it's just too fucked up...look at this fucked up kid's family and past, she didn't have a snowball's chance in hell
to quote the band Drive By Truckers, the devil's got a lohan sticker on the back of his car
Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:55pm.
Are there no hot young guys in Hollyweird or does Lohan need glasses? Her gayelle was homely and Penn looks like shit.
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She already fucked her way through any willing hot young guy before she became "damaged goods"
Are there no hot young guys in Hollyweird or does Lohan need glasses? Her gayelle was homely and Penn looks like shit.
News probably brought to you from the same source who blabbed on Parasite and George Clooney. Namely, Parasite's and Blohan's publicity person(s).
I'm going to post something and you hwores will have to deal with it, Sean Penn looked good last night.
Not my idea of "Hit It" good, but he looked good.
Is he getting divorced or not?
Same question for Affleck and Garner.
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Miss Priss - she back on something because she is getting super skinny and gaunt looking again.
Submitted by neofavorr on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:21pm.
HOLY CRAP! I just realized that LiLo is only 22-23 years old. She looks like she's 33 and smokes like she's 80.
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Child stars are like rental cars: Lots of hard miles in the early years.
Hohan looks like a cokehead again. Whatevs
If SamRo really dumped Hohan, then I love her. Good for her and good riddance
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can always trust in cholly to be right to the point,,im just curious, is there anyone you doo like? :)
If she's back to the compulsive sexual degradation, penn seems like the idea guy do start with. Guy gives me the creeps three ways till sunday--looks like an angry drunk too.
Oh, and samro will move on to something more stable. Like many of us she will learn that at some point the drama is too expensive and we settle for a life with less passion and less pain.
It's very rare for Mr. Manson to be so prolific. We are blessed today. And I am not being sarcastic. Every time I see an all-caps post, I get a little excited.
But I defer to you, Christine. He is yours.
for now....
Mr.Manson
Rice and roach dinner?
does that come with a salad?
And all you bitches, back off, CHARLIE IS MINE.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Maybe I'm giving him too much credit, but I am just having trouble with this scenario.
Maybe he was doing research for an upcoming project.
Mr. Hekki wound up out with his sisters and their friends one night and came back all aggravated. He said it was like hanging out with a bunch of Valley Girl hens. I can't imagine LiLo and her friends being more interesting dinner companions.
HOLY CRAP! I just realized that LiLo is only 22-23 years old. She looks like she's 33 and smokes like she's 80. I was still a virgin when I was 23. My dad still paid my rent when I was 23. I looked like I was 18 when I was 23. Lohan be beat. I hate Long Island. Nothing good ever comes from there.
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:13pm.
Yeah, thinking of him fucking something(stays) like Hohan is like thinking about your parents doing it or some bizarre thing like that(you know it's possible but you don't wanna think about it)
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:09pm.
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You remind me a bit of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine hires that guy who is obsessed with camoflauge and knives.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:12pm.
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Yes he is. Causes me to turn a blind a eye to his personal indiscretions.
Mystic River.
Was Robin with Sean at the show last night? I don't know. But that could be an indication of their "bond".
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:06pm.
Haricane - they are "trying to make it work" after his last indescretion.
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aw well, it's over then. Cuz tomorrow night is a full moon.
He is an ass, a wonderfull actor but an ass. I still don't see him fucking Hohan.
And hohan needs to hold on on the OD if she doesn't want Michael Lohan ( is that his name?)acussing samantha of Murder
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:09pm.
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I understood some of that, but not the Viet Cong part...?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:05pm.
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You have a very good memory.
I'm really really hoping he was hanging out with her regarding a movie, not a hook-up. I'm giving hte benefit of a doubt for the moment.
Did you guys see Hurly Burly? Awesome.
He is starting to look like Vincent Price.
I think Robin filed for divorce.
ID LIKE TO SEE MOTHERFUCKING SEAN FUCKING PENN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WITH OLD SPARKY FOR HIS FUCKING GODDAMN TREASON. FUCKER. GO SUCK HUGO'S FUCKING COCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. THEN GO HAVE A FUCKING DELICIOUS FUCKING RICE AND ROACH DINNER WITH THE GODDAMN FUCKING VIET CONG ASSHOLE.
Sam strikes me as too good for this cuntrag.
dunno why, sam seems decent.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Why the fuck is someone Penn's age hanging out at nightspots with people Hohan's age? Notwithstanding he's married and shouldn't be fucking around ANYWAY, but seriously, these airheaded twats? Penn has no judgement.
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Haricane - they are "trying to make it work" after his last indescretion.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:41pm.
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Gawd I love you!
Hairicane, they did split, but then reconciled...though it doesn't look like that is going too well, if he is hanging out with one the biggest sluts in Hollywood.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
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I coulda swored I heard he and Robin split - or are in the process thereov. Don't know fo sho' tho.