HoHan Can't Get Enough Of The Penn
Last month, HoHan was spotted "nuzzling" on Sean Penn in NYC. I figured she was just trying to snort out a little sugah-covered booger chunk from his nose. Well, Ho and Penn were back together at Nobu in L.A. the other night. A nosy ho told Celebuzz (via P6), "Sean was the only guy at a table full of Lindsay and her friends. The whole table chatted and chain-smoked."
Lily Allen was absolutely right. Coke isn't one of Satan's minions. It also brings people together. If it wasn't for the candy dust, Ho and Penn might not be sharing laughs and fags at dinner. Can you imagine their conversation. Actually, there's probably not a lot of talking going on. They just stare at each other, licking their lips, sniffing their noses and wiping their snot. Then they get up and go to the bathroom, come back, sit down, and do it all over again. I doubt they're bumping it.
But if they were, what would their couple name me? I'm thinking HoPenn. Well, let's drop the unnecessary n and put an e in its place where it rightfully belongs. HoPeen! Perfect.
Oh and what about that sad little lesbian SamRo? Page Six says that she really did end their shit, but HoHan is in denial. Some source said, "Sam broke up with Lindsay but she is completely in denial about it."
When someone dumps your ass and you're not ready to let go of their good sexin' or their wallet, the best thing to do is pretend like it never happened. That way you can just skip on up and demand they lick your orgasm maker or give you some cash. If you whine and persist long enough, they'll finally just give in to shut you up.
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UHM, SEAN PENN IS MARRIED!
Not that it has stopped him before. But.
Uhm.
Not Cool.
God I do not know how Robin stands that POS!
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Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:57pm.
Can you imagine a fist fight between her father and Sean Penn?
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*sits up straight*
ooOOOOooOOOOh NICE!!!
I'd pay to see that.
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Submitted by Janet Planet on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
Sean Penn is hot,
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I like how he's trying to PURPOSELY look older and more haggard than he should look.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
(unattributed)
They brought their own cum crumb crunchers for appetizers.
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Snowpiece- That would be an honor! : )
I liked it when Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair. I wish Brad would do that to the mother of his 2 kids. He has two, she has six. I forget. Whatever.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:50pm.
HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow.
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ok I am gonna have to figure out a way to add that to my siggy, something is gonna have to go.....
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Can you imagine a fist fight between her father and Sean Penn?
They allowed them to smoke in the restaurant so it'd cover up their combined smegma and dick cheese aromas. There ain't enough bleach in the world for these two nasties.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
hmmmm. strange combo. well, they are both pretty slutty.
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She may act like she is in total denial, but I just saw pics of her out yesterday
http://MeetTheFamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=5058
and she was looking SUPER skinny (probably from being heartbroken... or maybe it's the coke)
Oh Noes!! Linds will have to find another Gayelle friend to make her interesting. She should ask Jodie Marsh out on a date.
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They both just gross me out. I suspect they are just both filthy. HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
I'm glad Samantha dumped Lindsay- she doesn;t need that shit.
Lilo will be back in rehab by May. Just watch.
If not dead. I see several scenarios: She fake ODs to get SamRo back. She means to fake OD but actually completes the task. Or she does go beac to rehab. Either way, though, it won't be her fault. It'll be SamRo's for being so mean.
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Lily Allen it is so easy to say coke is no big deal, you are young still! Give it 10 or 20 years.
For some reason I can see Sean and Lindsay together. Bonded by needs.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Penn is a great actor, but that beady-eyed motherfucker could hop right into a tree with a family of proboscis monkeys and be immediately accepted.
the DUDE! abides...
When is this ho going to overdose already? Oh yea, she can take Wino and Parasite with her.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:44pm.
Deb: don't you know the law doesn't apply to LiHo????
Good point, snowy! I do recall her being exempted from the law that says you must be 21 to drink.
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Yeah, I don't get it either. And if it is sex, he could easily find a cleaner hooker than Hohan.
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Deb: don't you know the law doesn't apply to LiHo????
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Mrs. Penn must be so pleased. Sean Penn is a great actor but a dick of a human being.
Ugh, why is this nasty slut still making news? I'm also glad Sam dumped that ho.
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Take it away, HoHan!
I thought you couldn't smoke in restaurants in LA.
I cannot imagine the conversations between Hohan and Penn. He may be kind of an a-hole, but he has to have at least 40 IQ points on her.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Charlie M,
you crack me up daily!
Penn's nose looks like a jacked-up penis.
Yum-my! Chainsmoking cigarettes. It's what's for dinner! Scumbags.
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HoPeen....Love it!
now they can fantasy role play together, she can be a good actor and he can have a small ego...HAWT!
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SHE HAS A FUCKING DEAD FAREAWAY LOOK IN HER GODDAMN EYES THAT NO ONE SHOULD FUCKING HAVE AT HER AGE. I THINK THE STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING WORTHLESS DRUGS FINALLY SUCKED HER SOUL. SHAME BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING GOOD LOOKING GAL AND PRETTY GOOD ACTRESS.
"Sean was the only guy at a table full of Lindsay and her friends. The whole table chatted and chain-smoked."
I can't figure out what was in it for him. How any man his age could find that socially satisfying or intellectually stimulating is beyond me.
He must have been tolerating it only for some barely legal poontang. It's the only thing that makes sense. Not drugs, because I bet he gets better drugs than those hoes.
I'm glad Samantha dumped Lindsay- she doesn;t need that shit.
Lilo will be back in rehab by May. Just watch.
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Sean Penn is hot, Blohan is not.
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Didn't you mean Peen in the title?
the DUDE! abides...
When someone dumps your ass and you're not ready to let go of their good sexin' or their wallet, the best thing to do is pretend like it never happened. That way you can just skip on up and demand they lick your orgasm maker or give you some cash. If you whine and persist long enough, they'll finally just give in to shut you up.
-----Hahahahahaha I just gave this advise to a girl who got dumped and it totally worked!! ( of course I didnt use the eloquent words MK did)
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