Sea Kittens!!!
Peta has once again pulled a WTF by launching a campaign urging whores to start calling fish "sea kittens" so that we won't want to eat them anymore. The catfish of the world are staging a protest. They are the only pussies with gills.
Whatever the hell you call that shit, I'm still going to enjoy a hot plate of "sea kitten and chips" every damn week.
Peta thinks that people don't like fish (Rosie, Ellen, SamRo not included) very much, so they started a website in hopes of changing their image. Peta says on the website, "Nobody would hurt a sea kitten! People don't seem to like fish. We're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover." They also asking hos to sign a petition asking the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the promotion of sea kitten hunting (aka fish hunting).
Peta's sea kitten really looks like a pussy eating a fish. It's the new lesbian mascot! Seriously, it does sound like a lezzie sex act done in the bathtub or pool.
You know, I'm going to give this whole "sea kitten" thing a shot, because I'm into making waiters uncomfortable. But if I order the grilled sea kitten and they bring me something with fur and whiskers on it, I'm going to flour bomb Peta.
And when I googled "sea kitten," this is the first picture that came up. Sea kitteh not so cute.
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Peta = People Eating their assholes.
save a poor watchamacalit who is doing something somewhere, instead, eat your own asshole for dinner.
preach on my people. the british peta equivalent are just as nuts BUT in crazy violent, vandalizing, and HIV threat kinda way. i mean i guess nerd anger is a powerful thing. no friends? no real culture? dying to belong? welcome we are PETA.
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Totally noelegy...they just like their name to come up but are not actually benefiting animals
PETA is wrong. I like fish, I LOVE fish! I love tuna and sole and perch and snapper and flounder, especially flounder if it had toasted little almonds all over it and lemon butter. OMG! It 1:30m am and I am craving Flounder Almondine!
PETA is insane.
PETA better watch it. There's no way I'm going to stop eating beer battered sea kittens and next thing you know, people may just start eating beer battered land kittens out of confusion.
You know, if PETA would devote as much time and money to actually benefiting animals as they do trying to get attention...
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But I'd eat a cat.
This is so goddamn ridiculous... I'm waiting for the day PETA tries to convince predatory animals to stop hunting their prey... unless they have already?
Animal abuse is one thing... but attempting to turn the whole world vegan is another. Sickening.
mmmmm i like that alaskan king salmon sea kitten. Especially raw. Mmmm raw sea kitten. *droooool*
Next time I go to the sushi bar, I'm asking for sea kitten. ALLLL kinds of sea kitten!
Sea kitten. What in the hell will these fucktards think of next?
That's all we need. A sea full of dykes diving for pussy. *sike* I love a damn dyke.
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Not only that, fish are so motherfucking stupid and brainless that they swim themselves on the shore. There literally billions of fish in the sea. If PETA
can cure world hunger then I will listen to them bitch about how cruel we are to animals.
Obnoxious twats. FUCK YOU PETA!
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Well, unlike PETA at least most people dont throw their dead kittens in the dumpster.
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these fucking people are such an humiliation to normal animal lovers everywhere. We are omnivores as a species - FIRST OFF... they go after indiginous people killing seals like they've been doing for the past 10,000 years (SEALS EAT NOTHING BUT FISH DUMBASSES), people who have not done one IOTA of harm to our Earth - GET FUCKING REAL - FUCK I HATE PETA PEOPLE..AND WILL TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE YOUR LOGIC IS SCREWED
Everyone at PETA needs to get a fucking job and a motherfucking life. I'm tempted to start doing everything they rally against just because they're so fucking annoying.
Have I mentioned how much I hate PETA?
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:46pm.
Overpopulation is the biggest threat we´re facing and in the short term the only solution is to start putting qouta on number of babies people can have. But what is also a huge part of the problem is the excessive consumption and waste that is rampant (and encouraged) in the western countries. Just think of the average girl that looks in her closet that is overflowing with clothes and says: "I have nothing to wear". And the fact that one of the biggest no no´s for a celebrity is to wear the same outfit twice.
The way the economy functions is just so fucked up, everything needs to go up up up and there is just no way that can go together with sustainable development.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:56pm.
I like and keep fish as a hobbie...saw this campaign a few weeks ago and as an aquarist this is the dumbest thing ever.
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I'm a Leo myself. *ba dum* Seriously though, I totally agree with you. I can't imagine that it will change anyone's mind. Like someone else mentioned, if nekkid women isn't working, a cartoon fish certainly won't either.
Never mind that the sea kittens are cannibalistic. Good luck trying to get those sea kittens to go veggie PETA.
PETA = Epic Fail
I like and keep fish as a hobbie...saw this campaign a few weeks ago and as an aquarist this is the dumbest thing ever. If it did not resonate with me being a fish enthusiast, I doubt it will with the general public. Sea Kitten??? Give me a break. What about freshwater fish? Should we call them River or Pond kittens? Because in their case the word Sea does not apply.
Get real PETA...stop wasting money on dumb advertising campaigns with fugly cartoons and naked skanks and put it to good use by giving that money to shelters where it will really help animals in need. Dumbasses.
-"Submitted by Bella on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:13pm."
The reason for resource depletion all over the world by man is overpulation. A solution on the long run would be to stop humans from reproducing for quite a while. If there are still large amounts of people to feed, the people in charge of farming, fishing, etc. will not care about the environment as long as they have money to gather. There are many more reasons why man is overexploiting the resources, but overpopulation is the first to blame.
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*burps*
Excuse me! I had grilled Seakitten with lime on a bed of rice pilaf for lunch! It was divine.
Does this mean we have to call Gwynnie Seakittensticks now?????
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Grilled Sea Kitten... mmmmmm.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
It's always good to see PeTA's still firmly behind the wheel of their very own fail train.
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Yeah, the fishing industry is pretty bad. What really bothers me is when they pull sharks up and cut off their fins for soup, and just throw the shark back in to sink to the bottom and die a horrible death with no way to swim. Sharks are vicious animals, themselves -- but I feel like humans should know better.
I've seen fish get pulled up and they're throwing up and their eyes bulging out from the pressure change and it's just not worth it to me to be part of that for a fish taco or something.
I´m a vegetarian but I find this campaign ridiculous. These people give animal welfare a bad name.
Severe overfishing is occuring worldwide, how about raising awareness concerning that and putting pressure on governments to taka action? But no, we´re talking about PETA and they only care about stupid publictiy stunts like this.
Talking about fishes, there is this very interesting research ongoing at my university concerning the evolutionary pressure we´re putting on the commercial fish stocks. Unlike any other animals who mostly feed on the young, old and weak, man is able to choose for himself the cream of the crop, individuals that under other conditions would probably be the fittest and have the most reproductive success.
Fishes that would be less fit under normal circumstances are the ones that are more likely to reproduce, therefore the trend in fishstocks is that fishes are becoming smaller and "worse". No longer survival of the fittest in the normal sense.
That is the stupidest fucking thing I've heard in months.
peta is in denial about life on earth. the fact that cats do eat fish (and fish eat each other) kinda sums it up.
P - poopy
E - erritating (P)
T - twat
A - assholes
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WOW they couldn't think of anything better than SEAKITTEN hmmm now my poor cat is going to be a cannible everytime I open a can of fancy feast he'll be eating his own kind! Poor kitties
What in Gayelle Hell is PETA trying to accomplish?
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I had pet fish and recently moved half way across the country and took them to the SPCA when family members joked that I should just flush them.
PETA is crazy and embarrasses the rest of us who care about animals and doing what we can to not let them suffer. I'm not sure if they're serious or just trying to call attention to the matter with ridiculous campaigns.
I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat fish, and I don't approve because they make the rest of us humane society types look crazy. I don't approve of fishing, though. I stopped an elementary school from giving away goldfish as carnival prizes earlier this year.
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P = pathetic
E = erratic
T = taking (it up the)
A = ASS
Also, cats REALLY like to eat fish.
The more I think about this the weirder it gets.
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Oh, and another thing, I'm having a big juicy STEAK tonight for dinner!
I'd like to know who runs PETA and why they have so much time on their hands to think up this stupid shit
That is just fucktarded and no fair MK to post that pic of Vadge's vajajay.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
well what the hell are the kittens of the world going to eat if they can't have fish anymore? PETA is seriously a ridiculous conglomeration of brainless fuckheads
Further proof that PETA is comprised of retarded morons.
"Whats you talking about PETA?" I'm no fish.
Crazy B-----ds.
Why doesn't PETA go try and stop a lion from hunting and eating an antelope?
I would like to see this.
Well, frankly my kitty wants to eat my fishy, so I have mixed feelings, I am just afraid she is going to break one of my collectibles in the process. :(
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gosh they're so ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:16pm.
I don't eat meat but because I never liked it. But I respect the rights of those that enjoy it.
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ya me too, it's none of my business if y'all enjoy flesh, LOL ;P
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I'm not even a vegetarian, but this is a cute campaign!
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I just watched the Penn and Teller Vs. Peta episode and it's pretty nice and informative. Since Peta doesn't condone violence or violent tactics then here's my proposal: I'll stop eating other animals IF AND ONLY IF I'm allowed to hunt down and kill Peta supporters, including the convicted criminals they financially support and the Peta leaders.
The animals would roam free, crap all over the place, destroy property (including Peta's property), destroy crops because we KNOW cattle animals are herbivores) and all the chaos they would cause. Also, their houses should be demolished to make space for the new land for said freed animals and the huge amounts of land to be used for crops. No modern medicine whatsoever for them too, of course. No money for them either, all of their money should be used to help maintain the crops to feed the rest of us.
The animal-lover extremist groups should have no freedom to express their anger or frustration at this. That's what they'll get, because that's what they want. Anyway, do we have a deal?.
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PETA give it up already, you're just making fools out of yourseleves now.
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I'm very against animal cruelty (killing endangered species,fur, animal testing, etc.) but come on people! It's the natural order of things for animals to eat other animals. Why doesn't PETA go try and stop a lion from hunting and eating an antelope? It's equally as ridiculous. Some animals are destined to become food cause they're just tasty, that's all. PETA needs to end this fuckery.
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Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:16pm.
I don't eat meat but because I never liked it. But I respect the rights of those that enjoy it. I wonder what strides the PETA people would be making if they put their energy in stopping Child abuse?
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I FULLY agree with this!! Dare I say children are more imporant than animals?
Yeah, it's important that animals aren't treated inhumanely, but there comes a point when you just take things too far- and they have done that over and over again! Now shut up and let me enjoy my FISH, Asstards!