Friday, January 9th 2009
The Shiba Inu Frenzy Lives On!
Real talk. Those girls in the back are going crazy for the Shiba Inu puppy. They don't even notice Kelly Osbourne, because Shiba Inus are the new Jonas Bros. And they have better howling voices and aren't ashamed to lick their genitals out in the open. I know Kelly's puppy isn't a member of the Shiba Inu 6, but seeing his face still made me go on over to their old home on the web. Do me a favor, don't go there! It's so fucking depressing. It's missing six PUPPIES!!! trying to commit first-degree murder on each other. The empty Shiba Inu puppy cam is what the inside of my heart looks like.
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Oh goody, another breed that is going to get super popular and over bread. Yay. And one that is prone to obnoxiousness. See: Akitas, Chows, SharPeis. All cut from the same cloth.
Those of you looking to get one, just start scouring the pounds in about 6 months.
"And if you leave an animal in a car, people will usually call the police."
this is just ridic. i take my puppeh w. me sometimes to run errands. he lurvves riding in the car and he'd much rather be with me and wait in the car then be locked up at home till i get back.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Jim was here first. But to be real fair, people have been all capping their rants on this site and all sites since the dawn of interwebs.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:28pm.
That puppy is too cute!!! It doesn't make Kelly's thick legs any better though. Why doesn't she walk the puppy? They can walk judging from the size and age of the puppy. I know I miss the Shiba Inu 6...they so should have won hot slut of the month last month!!!! I'm calling for a RECOUNT!
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Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:39pm.
HEY CHUCK GO BACK TO YOUR CELL, GET YOUR ASS READY FOR BUBBA, KEEP CHARVING SHIT INTO YOUR FOREHEAD AND STOP STEALING MY ALL CAPS YOU PUNK ASS FUCK!!
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To be fair, I think jim was here first.
I tried carrying my 80 lb monster like that a couple days ago and it didn't really work out.
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HEY CHUCK GO BACK TO YOUR CELL, GET YOUR ASS READY FOR BUBBA, KEEP CHARVING SHIT INTO YOUR FOREHEAD AND STOP STEALING MY ALL CAPS YOU PUNK ASS FUCK!!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:16pm.
JIM YOU MOTHERFUCKER. GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WHORES.
But we want to be passed around like the puke bucket at a frat party!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:20pm.
I like the term "concubine"! But that's me.
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I need new contacts. I thought you said porcupine. *le sigh*
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Ha ha ha!!! I don't think any man is putting his love spuds near that action.
Submitted by lovemyboy: "Why do people feel the need to bring thier pets into stores?:
Honestly, because they think their animals are their babies. Literally.
Also: It's like a CRIME to leave a dog tied to a parking meter while you go into a store. (I don't think so, but some people think it's CRUEL.)And if you leave an animal in a car, people will usually call the police.
Fuck, my mother used to leave US in the car while she popped into a store. Of course, that was back in the 70s when it wasn't "child endangerment".
Submitted by TOPANGA: "... seriously girls?! It's not like she is handing out gold coins or free vibrators..."
LOL!!
Dogs are supposed to WALK.
I annoys me that those three chonga/Asian chicks in the background are losiig thier shi** over Kelly Osbourne...seriously girls?! It's not like she is handing out gold coins or free vibrators. Now, that would be something to lose my sh** about.
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I'm tired of seeing these toolbag idiots walking around with their dogs in purses/hands. You know what I'm gonna walk around with my turtle maybe even knit him a sweater and paint his toenails.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
"Shiba Inus are the new Jonas Bros."
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That puppy is too cute!!! It doesn't make Kelly's thick legs any better though. Why doesn't she walk the puppy? They can walk judging from the size and age of the puppy. I know I miss the Shiba Inu 6...they so should have won hot slut of the month last month!!!! I'm calling for a RECOUNT!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:20pm.
I like the term "concubine"! But that's me.
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I need new contacts. I thought you said porcupine. *le sigh*
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lovesmyboy,
The same people that do not understand why their precious destroys everything in site when they leave them behind.
zab,
That was me muffin. I reads real good, i jus had a diffurnt point ta make. K.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Let the damn dog walk!
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who cares if she has thick legs. she is kelly osbourne and if I would be looking at that fortune to inherit I could care less if somebody was laughing at my legs.
whoever keeps mentioning labradors in this post is an idiot and can't even read a headline.
Dog who? Now that used Rite Aid bag is effing awsum.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Why do people feel the need to bring thier pets into stores? I was going to Costco and this stupid ass was getting all pissy becuase Costco wouldn't let her in the store with her dog. 'But it's in a bag!' Don't bring your fucking dog to the grocery store!
JIM and CHARLIE!! There are enough of us to go around!!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:17pm.
Courtesans, Chuck, courtesans!
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I like the term "concubine"! But that's me.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:16pm.
JIM YOU MOTHERFUCKER. GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WHORES.
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Now, now Gentlemen. There's plenty d-listed f*cking whore love for both of you! Ha ha!
um, wtf is up with bitches having pets that they carry like babies??? That dog is too big for that shit and looks like it just wants to run and chase and lick it's nono like a normal puppy
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:16pm.
JIM YOU MOTHERFUCKER. GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WHORES.
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Courtesans, Chuck, courtesans!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I like her about as much as I like Lily Allen, and not because of her stubby legs. Meanwhile, she's attempting to use this big pup as an accessory. What an idiot.
I guess Kelly doesn't have the Hollywood 7 year old accessory to carry around.
Aww, Jim, my other internet husband..
is correct.
dogs are humiliated by being carried around.
We pick up my shep to put him in the bath, and he's like,
WHAT? WAIT, WAIT! NOOOOO!
it's funny.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:13pm.
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Jim, yer a poet!
Your right. What the eff? The dog looks like searching for an emergency exit. Or a taxi.
All I can say is more samro, less osborne.
JIM YOU MOTHERFUCKER. GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WHORES.
I luv that the one girl is obviously holding the other one back to keep her from running up to Kelly and making a complete fool of herself. Sharon is the only one who has any talent in that family!
Kelly is trying. She should make a movie!
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When I was single and living with my fab 2 roomies, we had a pooch who looked exactly like Kelly's. Her name was Cherry.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:13pm.
PUT THE FUCKING DOG ON THE GROUND YOU FAT WHITE GHOST BITCH SO IT CAN LEARN HOW TO WALK YOU FUCKING MORON!! LISTEN CUNT IT IS A HERDING OUTDOOR DOG NOT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING RAT DOGS!!
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Oh my GOD, Jim you have GOT to marry us all!
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PUT THE FUCKING DOG ON THE GROUND YOU FAT WHITE GHOST BITCH SO IT CAN LEARN HOW TO WALK YOU FUCKING MORON!! LISTEN CUNT IT IS A HERDING OUTDOOR DOG NOT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING RAT DOGS!!
I want to build a treehouse on her left thigh.
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Looks like Kelly is hitting the pig trough. Yet again.
PUPPEH!! aww.. wish my up was still small enough to be picked up. then he might listen to me.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I wish I had the time to give to a puppeh, their so fucking CUTE!
My kittehs even let the neighbor's lab in the house and just lay there and look at it and do the whatever stretch, then back to sleep.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:10pm.
Shiba Inus are not lap dogs....that poor dog looks unconfortable being carried.
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Shiba Inus are not lap dogs....that poor dog looks unconfortable being carried. Nasty!
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More dogshit for Ozzy to step in.
Ugh. I cringe to think how many yellow Labs are going to be surrendered in about 6 months thanks to Marley and Me.
No kidding. Labs are a lot of work, and have a lot of energy. Hopefully there will be responsable breeders out there who will screen people before handing over thier puppies. We lost our lab right before Christmas and it breaks my heart to think of all the assholes who are going to dump thier labs in the shelter after a few months.
Kelly will get bored with this dog in a WEEK when she realizes she actually has to get off her fat, spoiled bitch ass walk the dog at least twice a day. And feed it, water it, and pick up it's feces.
my puppah looks just like that but all black and with floppy ears...o.k., not completely like that...but the long snout! Gawd, I lloovvee MY DOG!! She is the Sheet!!
gotta say, my friend had a sheba and he was a nasty little alpha fucker.
that being said, he was fucking cute.
and let the poor bastard walk!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.