Open Post: Hosted By Suri's Cabbage Patch Doll
Our fourth open post host is Suri's cabbage patch doll. She'll make a good host, because she'll bitch out if you get out of hand. Trust me. She can speak. And she can bite.
You know, I'm really upset with my 5-year-old self for not being smart enough to keep all my Cabbage Patch dolls in their original boxes. I could have sold that shit on eBay and pursued my dreams of becoming a bar girl in Thailand. Wait. Scratch that. I just looked up some 80s Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay and those things don't sell for shit! Okay, I'm not mad at my 5-year-old self.
Enough with my ranting! It's your turn. This is where you can talk about how you hate my 5-year-old self or whatever else you want. It's open, so you don't have stay on topic. Happy ranting!
Wenn
Finally Suri has a coat on!!!! WOW!!!
TITS!!!!
Take that rasberry down from your avatar right now!
Rasberries are my favourite fruit and you are RUINing them for me.
Seeing them here makes them look like nasty hemorroid.
Evil bitch!!!!
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:29am.
they don't call me "ole blackout" for nothin'! on the other hand, that might not be why they call me that
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:23am.
So YOU are the guy who's using up all the electricity. Show some consideration for the rest of us.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:18am.
just don't take up too much time in the ECT room, that's my terf!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE, you may be right about the borderline thing. I think my family was sending me a message when they gave me a Mass General Psych Department gift card for Christmas.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:11am.
your Aubrey obsession has gone borderli... nah, you've definitly gone over the edge with it!
Off topic: did ya ever wonder why, why ya wonder why about why you were wondering why? and if so... why?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Good to see ya, ESE. Actually, I didn't report you. After all my Aubrey leads I'm sure MK has my set my emails to go directly to the junk mail folder. And don't talk about Hayden Panettiere, either. That would be on topic for the Cabbage Patch thread.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05am.
well, NOW i feel much better about this whole situation!!... as long as i've been reported for it, i'm good!
hey, Mr. P.!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE: YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED!!! HAHA. Try to stay off topic.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i've always hated those Cabbage Patch Dolls. their mouths always looked like they should be pencil sharpeners... wait a sec... oh, for fuck's sake!!... my first post in a damn week and it's on-topic in an open post!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
lol, we'll say we just watched the one where they're at the chocolate factory over and over again for like 6 hours.
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:28am.
I don't think it'll work. The authorities might ask me how many episodes of Laverne & Shirley constitute a marathon. I'll have to answer "one".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
hey tv! I hear you need an alibi. We were at my house all night watching a Laverne and Shirley marathon, kay?
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:20am.
I give it a four. On what scale, I have no idea.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
latenite siggie/avie ch-check
Princessz - that redhead is how MK's true love, Cynthia Nixon's leading lady, got her name, she is the ONLY Rojo Caliente
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:04am.
Look at that face, how can u not love her? the uneven brow action, the eye rolling that says, "Im hot"...
common' she is one caliente pathetic ball of rojo...
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:36am.
I'm curious, did you like her or just think she was funny?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:34am.
:(
Thanx Tits.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:24am.
He's already posted about that loser. Nothing hot slut about her.
Low rent daddy girl.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Hey MK? I know you're up there, I know you hear me!
This is your next HOT SLUT! you will fall in love for her eyebrows and turn straight right away!
Guys, Get ready to fall inlove...
(and then vote)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4kQPzcoTk
***Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:03am.
is your avatar indicative of what you rinse out of it dear?
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No, it looks more like TV's avatar.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Have any of you guys ever watched the "What the Buck" vlog on youtube...is it just me or does that dude give you an instant migrane? He holds my interest for a few seconds and then BAM instant headache..maybe its just me....
You bitches need to quit dissin' on mah Diva Cup. I love mine! :-P
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is your avatar indicative of what you rinse out of it dear?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:50am.
well, yeah, because you got the one with the built in shoulder harness.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
You bitches need to quit dissin' on mah Diva Cup. I love mine! :-P
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:20am.
OK, but I'm not changing.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Maybe the USA can send Wonky as a peace offering to Iran? Their "Scientist" will have a new project to work on...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:19am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:17am.
agreed
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funny. i was looking at you when I typed it.
marry me?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:48am.
that's fucking brilliant news!!!
can comic con be far behind?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:14am.
Diva cups aren't quite that big. Neither are Big Gulp cups.
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Loling!!!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:17am.
agreed
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I would say...
Tell her...people do not change.
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sure they do. they get worse.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:10am.
Diva cups aren't quite that big. Neither are Big Gulp cups.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:05am.
Hee Hee :)
Or what those liquid glue are made of, (Lets just say it involves a diva-cup)...
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:02am.
no, and I don't want to tell you where those glue sticks have been.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Do you get a free "Red Carpet Suicide" with those kits? (barf)
nite, Zomay. me love you long time.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:56am.
...my first time giving anal for coke, my 70th trip to the free clinic, the day the CDC named a wing of their new building for me...
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
hahahah you guys.....she is like a fucking cockroach. that bitch survives through everything.
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"Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”
- Lily Allen
Night Nitwitty, Team Valtrex, Love anderson, everyone!
See all you folks next week.
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You're dangerously close to being on topic in an off topic post there, mister. Consider this a warning. Team V
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:48am.
I can Imagine the scrap book kit by Paris Hilton: My first joint, My first visit to the free clinic...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:48am.
I'm hoping that she puts her name on a crabcakes recipe next. It just feels right.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:50am.
I thought when you said good nite, it meant you were leaving. My bad, I'm easily confused.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Dear Mustang Sally,
You are 60 and read Dlisted? ADOPT ME!
If I were you I wouldn't get in this situation, it's their lesson to have, and maybe she has a different character then you and she can handle it difrently...
Well, I wasn't going to bed, but since TV is giving me the bum's rush,(You all must have some serious porn coming up)I guess I'll be on my way..LOL
Seriously tho, was gettin' sweepy.
Thanks for all the laughs while I was paying bills and looking over tax papers tonight.
*hugs and wedgies all around before darting out the back door*
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Has anyone seen this crap?
At the Craft & Hobby Association 2009 Winter Convention & Trade Show in Anaheim later this month, Miss Hilton will be unveiling her own line of craft kits called "Paris Hilton, the Creative Collection."
Yes, really.
The collection is touted as "a multi-faceted line of fashion crafting kits from some of the most popular craft segments including scrapbooking, jewelry making and fabric embellishment."
Paris will be on hand January 25th for an hour between 2 and 3:00 for photos and autographs, of course!
FUCK. Will it EVER end?
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"Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”
- Lily Allen
Ho My Dog!!! When I was in this bar in Thailand, i saw this thai cholita chic, MK would queef for! she was dark skinned had blonde hair chola eyebrows and piercing everywhere, and this one British dude tried fucking with her, so she broke a bottle of beer on the counter and almost cut his throat open... I was intimdated then, but thanx to MK i see the beauty in her now.
Ahhh, Thailand...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 -
No, because you need to go to the patch in Alabama to pump kin.
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LMAO..too effin' funny!!!! Thanks for sharing that lil' ondit!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
nite, Nitty
*hugs*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.