Open Post: Hosted By Suri's Cabbage Patch Doll
Our fourth open post host is Suri's cabbage patch doll. She'll make a good host, because she'll bitch out if you get out of hand. Trust me. She can speak. And she can bite.
You know, I'm really upset with my 5-year-old self for not being smart enough to keep all my Cabbage Patch dolls in their original boxes. I could have sold that shit on eBay and pursued my dreams of becoming a bar girl in Thailand. Wait. Scratch that. I just looked up some 80s Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay and those things don't sell for shit! Okay, I'm not mad at my 5-year-old self.
Enough with my ranting! It's your turn. This is where you can talk about how you hate my 5-year-old self or whatever else you want. It's open, so you don't have stay on topic. Happy ranting!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:50pm.
My big sister had a Cabbage Patch Doll. She hid it from my brother so he wouldn't damage it. This is because he once ripped the heads off all her Barbies after a fight.
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My younger brother had one of those. I ripped it's legs off it and beat him over the head with it. And that was at Christmas dinner this year. :)
It's too bad the Cabbage Patch craze wasn't happening right now. Think of all the money Hayden Panettiere could be making with her own signature doll.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Team Valtrex, Sheeps, Mike, plus all you darling young women. I really need help.
This is a shout out to everyone. I want and need answers from all of you.
Is it better to tell my son's girlfriend (both in their early 30s) that she will never get the emotional and demonstrative love and affection from him that she wants and needs - since I've never received it from his father - and tell her move on to someone who can give it to her or let her live in a fool's paradise and let her hope that, one day, my son will change?
She really loves him and she is absolutely super, but what comes first - family or honesty to this girl whom I love as if she were my daughter?
I've been destroyed by his dad, my husband, due to the same problem. I can't let this exceptional woman go through this but I feel like a lousy mom if I tell her to run for the hills.
Anyone?
I am on the Open Post, right? I just don't know what to do. I love my son but I don't want him to destroy this woman's spirit.
I'm 60, so you can say whatever you want. You guys are the right age.
Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:50pm.
You're dangerously close to being on topic in an off topic post there, mister. Consider this a warning.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44pm.
Disco pants? I got 50 bucks and a half price Happy Meal coupon.
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Apparently you missed my earlier tour of the East Coast. Shartfest 2009. I will leave soiled panties and disco pants in every Starbucks from here to Boston brought to you by Alli. We won't make your nipples hard, but we'll sure make you shit your didies! Alli. It's what America is coming to.
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My big sister had a Cabbage Patch Doll. She hid it from my brother so he wouldn't damage it. This is because he once ripped the heads off all her Barbies after a fight.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
TV, LOLOLLLLL god... hhahaha
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:46pm.
LOL, my bad, I reported it for being on topic. My bad.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44pm.
Disco pants? I got 50 bucks and a half price Happy Meal coupon.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
One minute I am getting up to speed reading everyone, including Cinner's dumbass post.. the next second I refresh, and it's gone.. just like that. Ya'll refresh and tell me if YOU see his wanna-chat-about-cabbage-patch post !?! Are the mods seriously THAT on top of trolls? If so... HELL YEAH!
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:30pm.
preferably, under it. I'll gladly pay for the parking ticket.
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You'll do more than that! You'll pay for my new disco pants. Blood is sooooo hard to remove.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:30pm.
preferably, under it. I'll gladly pay for the parking ticket.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Cinner on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
If that's your bathroom self-portrait, you're no Cabbage Patch Kid.
@Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:40pm.
I haven't committed a violent crime this week, Want me to take care of that Cayenne for you? D'ya want your boss in it or next to it when it passes from this earth?
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Cinner on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
Is there anyplace on here where people comment about this posting?
- Is there anyplace between your shoulders that can read what MK posted?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Looking forward to Jan 20.
Also I am alergic to some laundry detergents.
I sweep around my home every week because my effing neighbor throws his cig butts around like they are gifts.
Nice avatar letinstar.
Trying to think of more off topics....
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
why is there a perez ad on this site...i'd much rather look at the giant size chloe k's big ass...on second thought...never mind...
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Submitted by Cinner on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
you understand what the whole "open post" concept is about, right? Post anything you want, no bitching about off topic allowed, because there isn't one? If you have important Cabbage Patch Doll info you need to share, then by all means, you have the floor,
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:53pm.
Maybe I'll just have my assistant misfile the paperwork for his arranged marriage.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:45pm.
Key stripe? That's something I did when I was 7. It needs to be fatal, and it needs to look accidental.
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give him a fatty meal before you show it to him?
wait a second. aren't you in new jersey? wtf is the problem then?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Mrs K.,
Yea, Jeffro was laid off. SUX! He has a wife and little boy....
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:45pm.
Key stripe? That's something I did when I was 7. It needs to be fatal, and it needs to look accidental.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I did buy a "dogs playing poker" 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:40pm.
do you own a key? or a pocket knife?
if your scratch goes from body to door frame it's harder to fix.
or you could just report it stolen.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:27pm.
I'll send out smoke signals to Mrs K. She wants a dogs playing poker needlepoint pattern.
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No, I want a dogs playing poker needlepoint throw pillow. I found one, but is $150.00. Seems a little much.
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oh god i feel so stupid! I thought you were going to MAKE it from scratch. I should know you'd not sully yourself.
so how much ARE you willing to pay? we have oodles and oodles of old folks homes here, make it worth my while and I'll go a-visitng.
Can I interest you in some jade-ite lamps?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:32pm.
No fair! My boss just announced the latest round of paycuts, job cuts, and givebacks, then had to show off his new 100k Porsche Cayenne. I've been thinking about a way of cutting his brake lines but making it look like a manufacturing defect all day.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Oh, damn.
Well, I miss him.
:(
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Nothing!
Mrs. K., he got laid off apparently. :(
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
lost his job
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Um, question...
What the hell happened to Jeffro?
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:27pm.
I'll send out smoke signals to Mrs K. She wants a dogs playing poker needlepoint pattern.
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No, I want a dogs playing poker needlepoint throw pillow. I found one, but is $150.00. Seems a little much.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:29pm.
AHAHA! My boss (who is a Grade A bitch) got her new BMW and couldn't resist bragging to all of us peons. Well! She gets rear-ended by some yahoo the second day she has it and.............wait for it...............his insurance had expired the day before! SHAM WOW!
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BEWDY!
I hope you didn't hear it from her first face to face. I'd've had to stab myself with a ball point pen to keep from bursting out laughing.
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She told me and I had to bite my coffee mug to keep from braying laughter all ovah her face. When she left, I ran around and told everyone else. I like spreadin the joy.
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Clarisse,
I know you weren't bragging! Silly girlie! Okay, Dateline is on.
Have a great eeeeeeeeeevening! ♥
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
AHAHA! My boss (who is a Grade A bitch) got her new BMW and couldn't resist bragging to all of us peons. Well! She gets rear-ended by some yahoo the second day she has it and.............wait for it...............his insurance had expired the day before! SHAM WOW!
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BEWDY!
I hope you didn't hear it from her first face to face. I'd've had to stab myself with a ball point pen to keep from bursting out laughing.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Ok, this is so an old lady discussion, I feel we should move on to needle point...
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I'll send out smoke signals to Mrs K. She wants a dogs playing poker needlepoint pattern.
hang on a tic
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
*runs to check insurance*
I wasn't bragging!!! I was not!! It's just a sedan!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:01pm.
Sugaroo,
I am sure it is harmless flirting! You are his true bunny!!!
I am so pissed at this weather!!! I have had my new car for 4 days..two days ice storm, now blizzrd. Fuck that!
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See if I ever give him one of my limited edition Star Trek commemorative one-of-a-kind, rare as fuck dolls again!
AHAHA! My boss (who is a Grade A bitch) got her new BMW and couldn't resist bragging to all of us peons. Well! She gets rear-ended by some yahoo the second day she has it and.............wait for it...............his insurance had expired the day before! SHAM WOW!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Sugaroo,
I am sure it is harmless flirting! You are his true bunny!!!
I am so pissed at this weather!!! I have had my new car for 4 days..two days ice storm, now blizzrd. Fuck that!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:10pm.
I'm not gonna lie, my tiger ass can make just as good or better soup than that, but I would be missing the SALT LICK that the Soup Nazi adds to his soup...and I'm a lazy ass ho...Soup makin' is not a lazy ass ho event...
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freezer bags you lazy fucking whore! FREEZER BAGS. and reuse those buggers until they can't be used anymore.
I've got my food budget down to about $25 a week for me and the cat. I am the queen of cheap.. er (cough) thrifty yeah, thrifty.
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Oh, I'll one better chu wif dat. I'm all about reusing ANY and every plastic container ANYTHING COMES in...Oh, yeah...Those things go in the dishwasher and are reused for MONTHS before they even have to go in the recycling bin.
Oh, and I freeze my soups, I do, but when I get sick of that shit, I need a change of pace. Goin' out to dinner be too 'spensive, so I do shit like Soup Man or Whole Foods stuff every now and again...Meh...I tell ya, Soup Man meh...like I said LOVE THE SALT, but to die for? No....
Ok, this is so an old lady discussion, I feel we should move on to needle point...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:56pm.
Angel!!!
"He will smite chu!"
That reminds me of when I saw Lewis Black last year. He was doing a skit about Xmas vs. Hanukkah and the stage curtain came crashing down and scared the SHITE out of him!!!
After calming himself, he came back out and said "No more xmas jokes. Your God is trying to smite me!"
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Ha! I remember it almost as if I was there!
I also heart Lewis Black:)
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Clarisse,
So you're telling me my forum buck fuddy is out hosing for other chickadees? Oooookay!
It's supposed to snow like a mofo here starting tomorrow afternoon. *le sigh*
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Sugaroo,
Got a year on ya babe!! I remember when I was young/stupid and a snow storm was nothing..."drive fast enough and you'll get thru!" nowwwwwwwww, oh, not so much!
Pauly is out huntin kitty...do not know if he will be here tonight...Friday is prime kitty hunting!
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Your 5 year old self is adorable, Michael K. Especially your love of Mom and animal crackers.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:20pm.
Sug... I am still wondering whether Pauly leans toward the peeneh or the kitteh.. so why that dolly came back WITH one.. I dunno? May have been self-serving on his part?? Just a question..
back after salt and tilapia dinner...
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If you want to know what my dinner was, see below. I'm too full of sugar to tell you what it was, if you care to know.
Pauly definitely likes the peeneh. I'm scratching my head over the Spock thing, though. I was going to give him my Uhura doll but God only knows what THAT might come back with. Or without!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Sug... I am still wondering whether Pauly leans toward the peeneh or the kitteh.. so why that dolly came back WITH one.. I dunno? May have been self-serving on his part?? Just a question..
back after salt and tilapia dinner...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
I'm not gonna lie, my tiger ass can make just as good or better soup than that, but I would be missing the SALT LICK that the Soup Nazi adds to his soup...and I'm a lazy ass ho...Soup makin' is not a lazy ass ho event...
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freezer bags you lazy fucking whore! FREEZER BAGS. and reuse those buggers until they can't be used anymore.
I've got my food budget down to about $25 a week for me and the cat. I am the queen of cheap.. er (cough) thrifty yeah, thrifty.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Hi bunny! *waving* My dolly didn't have a penis when I gave him to Pauly but somehow now he does. :-0 What do you make of that?
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omg, my favorite DL peeps are here right now (in off topic land).. but I am starrrving... so back later. Hope you find your dolly, Sugar!
(Still snowing here too!!!!) ahhh, winter. Where's Sandbitch?! She got some heat...
xox
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09