Open Post: Hosted By Suri's Cabbage Patch Doll
Our fourth open post host is Suri's cabbage patch doll. She'll make a good host, because she'll bitch out if you get out of hand. Trust me. She can speak. And she can bite.
You know, I'm really upset with my 5-year-old self for not being smart enough to keep all my Cabbage Patch dolls in their original boxes. I could have sold that shit on eBay and pursued my dreams of becoming a bar girl in Thailand. Wait. Scratch that. I just looked up some 80s Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay and those things don't sell for shit! Okay, I'm not mad at my 5-year-old self.
Enough with my ranting! It's your turn. This is where you can talk about how you hate my 5-year-old self or whatever else you want. It's open, so you don't have stay on topic. Happy ranting!
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Clarisse!
Yes! It's Fry-day Nuit and I've already eaten a pint of Karamel Sutra ice cream, washed my hair, kicked my son out for the evening, and am getting ready to watch Dateline with my husband. I'm 35 and officially an olde farte.
SHAM WOW!
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Sugaroo!
It's Friday night baby!! You know Pauly is out getting his Weeeeze on!!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by lazee on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:22pm.
Now my cable isn't working, and I actually paid the bill on time this month. So not fair.
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snort!
well there's only one thing for it! You must steal cable in the future.
really, they've given you no choice.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Angel!!!
"He will smite chu!"
That reminds me of when I saw Lewis Black last year. He was doing a skit about Xmas vs. Hanukkah and the stage curtain came crashing down and scared the SHITE out of him!!!
After calming himself, he came back out and said "No more xmas jokes. Your God is trying to smite me!"
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:04pm.
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No, it's the REAL soup Nazi,
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well this is why they don't allow cats on ships - way to knock the wind out of my sails there flower!
one hopes the word nazi doesn't appear on the label.... does it? *wince*
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Oh, no...He's called 'The Soup Man' psssht...Whateves...Only that hot slut Joel McHale is the 'Soup Man'...Anywho, yeah, it's kind of cute, cuz it says on the box "Soup for you"...cuz the whole Seinfeld skit was "No soup for you"...
I'm not gonna lie, my tiger ass can make just as good or better soup than that, but I would be missing the SALT LICK that the Soup Nazi adds to his soup...and I'm a lazy ass ho...Soup makin' is not a lazy ass ho event...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Clarisse, did you lock my Pauly in the closet again? I can't find him and he still has my Spock doll.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:22pm.
Love, I don't know about you, but I abhorrrrr John Malkovich. My skin just crawls at the sound of his creepy ass voice...
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Stop! He is a God! He will smite chu!
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Oh my beauties!! To each his own yeh! I will always remember him from "Of Mice and Men"...I likes em dark and creepy.
"It is beyond my control."
Gawd dammit! It's STILL snowing!
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:22pm.
Love, I don't know about you, but I abhorrrrr John Malkovich. My skin just crawls at the sound of his creepy ass voice... not to mention his looks. He just looks and sounds like a serial killer to me. He TOTALLY freaks me out. Don't know what it is, but it's sumthin...
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I like to watch john M to see what he's going to do.
But I feel the same way you do about jeff goldblum. simpering slimey scum bucket.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
i actually had the hots for John Malkovich after Dangerous Liaisons. he has become more decrepit of late
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:04pm.
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No, it's the REAL soup Nazi,
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well this is why they don't allow cats on ships - way to knock the wind out of my sails there flower!
one hopes the word nazi doesn't appear on the label.... does it? *wince*
have you ever tried the frou frou rock salts they have on the market now? I make food with the thought 'what goes good with salt' just to use it!
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Clarisse.. yes.. and that is when I liked him. Ever after, no. He got his start in my home town.. he was in lots of local plays I went to.. was magnificent then.. very renowned as an up and coming actor to "watch".. everyone knew he was definitely was going places... but then.........he got CREEPY after he got famous! His roles DID take on a more sinister tone. And he embraced it a litttttle too much, like it was truly a part of him, which it does seem to be. I'm sorry...?
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Clareeses peanut butter cup, I don't hate him, he's just very femme and a little creepy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Love A.. that sounds about right! I agree! (But are you suuure you don't mean 1954!? ...
LOL (1953 was so specific, it cracked me up.)
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
I cannot believe you horrible people are ripping John Malkovich!! You have clearly never seen Dangerous Liasons!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
I hate you all!
*runs out crying*
Ok. No, not really.
I do love me some Malkovich though.
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paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:22pm
He reminds me of a very sinister gay man from like 1953.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Love, I don't know about you, but I abhorrrrr John Malkovich. My skin just crawls at the sound of his creepy ass voice... not to mention his looks. He just looks and sounds like a serial killer to me. He TOTALLY freaks me out. Don't know what it is, but it's sumthin...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Now my cable isn't working, and I actually paid the bill on time this month. So not fair.
didnt katiebot have color before she married that fool? maybe tomorrow the open post will be hosted by her veiny hands.
Coma Caca!!
I loves me some salt too... I could live on a deserted island with just salt, I swear, and I'd be good ... but it does wreak havoc with the bloat. And bloat don't become a bitch, so...
(and LOL @ Alec Baldwin at an all-you can eat Chinese Buffet!!)
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
paradoxical bunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:10pm
If The Brad wins something, which is doubtful, I might bring him back for a while.
I rented "Burn After Reading" tonight, along with "Righteous Kill", with Pacino and DeNiro.
I am kinda living for The Brad on the treadmill and getting punched in the face by Malkovich.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:04pm.
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No, it's the REAL soup Nazi, the real guy the character was based on... Yeah, that character was based on a real person. It's that person who has his supermarket soup line, not the actor (although, now that you mention it, they look so much alike, I'm not sure...Tiger confused)...
Anywho, I dig the soup. It ain't nothing to write home about. It's like a bowl full of salty deliciousness...or saltiness...Whateves, doesn't matter, my tiger ass licks straight up salt out of my tiger paw sometimes....LURVES me some salt...But if you're not a fan of the salt, skip this shit....your ass will bloat like a drunken Alec Baldwin at an 'all you can eat' Chinese buffet...Trust.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Love, I miss your Bradi avi too... but what KILLS me.. is how much Mah Boo looks like (edited to say:) HE could be a young MK!!!!!!
No wonder MK feels that connection (among a zillion other reasons)...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Paradoxical Bunny, I get what you're saying. He kinda seems like an awkward guy all around. Did he expect Kimmel and company to be sitting around and having an existential conversation while drinking tea and eating crumpets? And who brings their mother? Talk about making everyone else feel uncomfortable. Weird.
ps, Angel.. I love how you Cholatize EVERY avi that passes through your cybermidst! LOL
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:37pm.
Did you whores know that the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld makes frozen supermarket soup?
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has beens fascinate me. acting is such a HORRIBLE business.
Can you imagine winning or losing a job based upon your looks? And to keep going to interviews while working at another job for YEARS to maybe, if you're lucky, get a job that lasts for a couple of days or months and thereafter always be looked upon as the person who did 'that' and never be considered seriously for another job?
Total mind fuck all round. you'd have to have an ego the size of the rockies to be able to withstand that kind of abuse to your self esteem. No wonder so many 'successful stars' are utterly contemptible human beings.
I think there are far more Leif Garrets and Willie Ames than we'd like to think.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Fuck me, hahahahahaa, I clicked into an old thread from summer and under my Bradiful i.d., my sig reads:
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
Ahhh, memories, Loon of Skeletina.
I kinda miss my Brad avie.
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Hey TITS.. Hey Angel!
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Hekki.. yeah... I know what you mean. I have an in-law like that too. Very artsy.. very intelligentsia.. not comfortable in conventional social situations.. but what happens then is that discomfort rubs off on others.. hence the awkward party vibe.. ala Tom and his Mom. I think what gets to me is that Tom does seem like a ...(fuck, I cannot believe that I am about to say this) ...genuinely nice guy - I mean other than his Matt Lauer lashing, have we ever heard otherwise?? - and here was a real life situation where you sense he was really reaching out to be just "one of the guys" ... and that it was very awkward. I have to give him at least one point for trying...but it does seem kind of sad. And he is truly devastated over Jett's death, genuinely so. ... it's just too bad he is so cult posessed. That strips any cred away from him completely. oh well, he chose it.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
IV Ok, ok...let's get over this voting for MK already...I'll try to vote again, but I swear that poll is totally fixed, the site that's winning totally SUCKS!
STFU!!!
heehehee nice one pee bunny!!!
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Damn. I feel like a hobo tryna hop on a speeding train;p
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i still dont get this shit.
anyways. those cabbage patch dolls remind me of my little cousin
that bitch is fat
and its fun to squeeze fat kids cheeks.
but i think they hate that...cuz the first time she came out of the hospital with her mommy i was carrying her and that ho peed on me!
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:49pm.
Farrah, I also downloaded Firefox and blocked the cookies and it still tells me I voted already.
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did you close it? did that little window popped up and asked you if you wanted to clear stuff? check history, cookies, almost everything. Shut down Firefox, open it again.
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cleared it, closed it, opened it again, still telling me I voted already.
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those IRS assholes better send me a double check amount, because I did not only NOT get the $600 stimulus check last year but I didn't get my tax refund either!!!! Those bitches MUST PAY UP!
STFU!!!
Tigerlilly, that is some amazing shit right there. I thought you were being your usual sardonic panthera self.. until I realized you were serious! Marketing genius much? That's wild...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by paradoxical bunny: "I ain't no fan of him by ANY stretch.. but that Kimmel thing made me feel kind of sorry for him for a split second...."
Yeah, me too. That's probably why he's so into the Sciento crap. He feels like he fits in there, and he doesn't feel that way too many other places.
My mom's boyfriend is like that. He's an artist and when he would have to hang out at family stuff with Mr. Hekki and my sister's ex, he wouldn't know what to say about half the stuff they talked about (beer, sports, movies, the stock market, golf) Although he was big into sailing, too.
pisces iscariot...good album...
STFU!!!
pb, he just wants to be one of the guys...but bringing his mom? kimmel knows him thru a skit he did with him, but tommy girl doesn't seem like he's pals with kimmels crowd. they're like frat bros or something...tommy girl likes to be with the ladies. maybe he likes to feel taller than them or something...with his shoe lifts and all!
STFU!!!
Did you whores know that the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld makes frozen supermarket soup? I did not know this, but I gotta say...meh...I mean, yeah, that shit is way better than Campbell's or some shit, but it ain't all that....Plus super high in sodium, but that's a bonus for me...I LURVES me my salt! Just an FYI...
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paris.. I agree completely. he just tries wayyyyy too hard.. and a therapist could have a field day with that dude, as to what he is on his eternal quest overcompensating for.. but of course.. vitamins would work far better filling that hole. I ain't no fan of him by ANY stretch.. but that Kimmel thing made me feel kind of sorry for him for a split second.... that is, until I had a great laugh.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Suri walks! (With an assist.)
Whoa that was a great story about Tom Cruise @ Jimmy Kimmel's house! I can't believe he took his mom to a party like that...that's just...so weird.
I'm not surprised he's not a man's "man", he did all those way masculine movies to make up for the fact that he is not totally secure in his masculinity!
STFU!!!
bunny: I know...wahhhh. Maybe when I get my tax return? who am I kidding, this year is not the year for a nice vaca I am afraid...
well, we have our memories to keep us warm, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Snowpiece.. unless one has tickets booked... this is the WRONG time of year to be discussing this! I am easily sent into wonton desperation pining over that stuff... oh man. Who brought this up!? Anyway.. Snow.. I know others who have stayed there.. and swear by it.. say they wouldn't stay anywhere else. But it is off the beaten path.. so you don't really feel part of town.. because it's so private (personally I loved that)..but of course it's so easy to get there. LOVE it though.. Now this has made me want to go back ...pronto! aaaaggghh
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
paradoxical bunny I was thinking I had till I realized I was thinking of the Clint Eastwood movie (GET OFF MY LAWN) LOL
it sounds fab tho, we stayed in a place with hot tub on the balcony last time too, OMG how freaking great is that? at night when you come home...the stars, the ocean.......
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Snowpiece... its name (I am pretty sure) is the Camino Real. It is very private .. private beach..etc. You can only drive there. It is just beyond the town.. along the mountain/ocean road. It has two buildings. It's not 5 star or anything.. but what makes it killer is that if you upgrade to the "Club" level.. it has it's own building, and that whole gig is the shit. It has free breakfast, and free cocktails and hors d'oeuvres on a terrace that sits practically ON and out in the ocean... every morning and night. Then you can get a room with a hottub on the balcony, which of course overlooks the ocean, crashing waves on both the beach and rocks, the pool, etc. It was just killer. We had an all inclusive deal.. so all meals were included... and we ordered room service a lot.. so whenever we wanted cocktails and guac, we just picked up the phone.. and wa la, cocktail time on the balcony. And we got it all for some insane price. This was a few years back.. so not sure if that is totally current info.. but last I checked it was. Have you heard of it??
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
paradoxical bunny tell me, I may have been there!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:27pm.
Hey hun! I am outty in 5 minutes
but I will be back on later - good question!
*ps: the next three years are NO joke - 2012 will be the worst one & did you read today's news: most jobs lost since WW2 and that's just the beginning*
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First of all, *KDrac (sorry about the typo). Second, I've been reading about how this year has all kinds of Saturnalian? Saturnine? Saturnish? SATURN influences..the planet is going to be pulling on all the other planets so it causes drama I guess. Also, it's the year of pisces...I personally think this means a lot of things are going to come off one way but in reality, be completely different...like everything is not what it seems type stuff. I also think a lot of religious uprisings are going to happen, and I think a lot of people are going to start caring about spirituality.
Snowpiece.. I KNOW! You just can tell that was all real... and cringeworthy! You just can feel the discomfort in the room. Talk about a buzz kill!
and ps) I LOVE Puerto Vallarta too! If you ever want to know about a killer hotel there, I can turn you on to one.... private beach, etc. Love it!!
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09