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paradoxical bunny : LOL I can totally see that all happening, TG is such a dork
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ummm - correction: Football PARTY.. not football GAME!

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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09

Hey everyone.... Ok.. this is totally off ANY topic whatsoever.. but I am inserting it here for ya'll's reading pleasure if anyone so chooses. I found it funny. I copied off "Agent Bedhead"'s blog... who transcribed it from Adam Corolla's radio show.. and Adam is talking about the day (not long ago??) that Tom Cruise brought his MOTHER to a football game at Jimmy Kimmel's house... and just how well THAT all went down. Amusing! Here goes:

Adam: We were over at Kimmel’s, and I guess it was two weeks ago, and there was a buzz that Tom Cruise was coming by. Now, Jimmy had, um, worked with Tom, er, had done a sketch with Tom for his show that was very funny, a couple weeks earlier or a couple days earlier for Jimmy’s show, and I guess that’s how he knew him, but nobody knew when he was showing up, and, again, the games start at 10:00am. That’s the early game, and then there’s the late game. Now, there’s a little bit of a problem, which is people are good and loaded by 3:30/4:00 o’clock in the afternoon. Yeah, and it’s not the fourth quarter — it’s the eighth quarter because people started drinking in the first game, and Jimmy’s got the microbrew flowing with the keggerator in the back there. It’s good booze, and I get my buzz on something fierce there, but I just stagger home and take a nap, you know. I don’t have to drive.

What happened is Cruise — at this point, i don’t think he’s showing up, and neither does anyone else because it is literally 3:55, and the late game has a half minute left on the clock, and here comes Tom Cruise, but he’s brought a guest. Who? His mom . . . and it was funny because I was thinking about what it would take for me to take my mom to Football Sunday. Like, if somebody said, “Look, Adam, you take your mom to Kimmel’s house on Football Sunday or I need you to do a favor for Charles Barkley in his car,” I think we know. It would be like, “Charles, get out the bear claws, and just put the seat in recline. Let’s just not stretch this out any longer than it needs to be.”

So, Tom shows up, and [he's] the nicest guy on the planet, but you do get the impression that he never spent five minutes with a guy growing up. He’s not a “dude’s dude.” He’s a nice guy, but he doesn’t know how to spend time with guys . . . I immediately got a “never been in the presence of a group of guys” vibe. [He] wasn’t in a fraternity, started acting early, got out of the house, was raised by mom, had sisters . . . I don’t know his backstory, but I got the not spending time in the presence of other guys. So, he shows up at, literally, 3:57, and says, “Let’s watch some football!” You know, and it’s like all the games are now over, and he’s got his driver outside, and he’s drinking a bottle of water. (Theresa asks if he’s bought any security) I think you could count his mom . . . So, he’s there with no security detail, but he’s there with mom . . . and, again, it’s not a huge house, and people are buzzed . . . and people are trying, kind of crossed between running up and saying “hi” to him and wanting to get a picture, and then laying back, playing pool, and being cordial.

He’s the antithesis of Artie Lang. If you think about it, he’s a nice looking guy, but he’s not stunningly handsome. He’s a little bit on the short side. I wouldn’t say he’s incredibly gifted as an actor. How do you get to be Hollywood’s #1 leading man? Focus, hard work, and dedication, and that means thanks but no thanks with the hot wings, chili fries, and the cold microbrew. Now, he’s the nicest guy in the world. He took a picture with everyone. He was super cordial. He stood up whenever anyone would leave. I would have [too] if I could have, but I was so sloppy drunk at that point. I’d do that thing where people left, and I’d hold up a bone, like a chicken, whatever I was eating.

I told somebody earlier in the day, who had not seen my dance . . . My end zone dance would be the greatest moment in, I believe, sporting history if somebody did it in the end zone in the NFL. I will try to describe how I do this via the radio . . . It is me squatting; I’ve just caught the winning touchdown; I take the ball with one hand; I put it behind my back; I get down in a squatted position; as if [I] were sitting on a toilet bowl; I pretend to read the sports page with my open hand; and I make a grimacing look with my face, purse my lips, and then drop the ball out. Now, if you’re at the right angle, it looks like I just crapped out the football, and then I get back to reading the newspaper.

So, I got the football from the garage, and I got the guy who I was gonna show it to, but, because I was drunk, I said to everyone, “Please, I have something to show you.” And, Jimmy has a sunken living room, and there was Tom Cruise, and I handed him the ball, and I said, “Tom, you’re going to be my quarterback,” and he stood up two stairs higher than me, and I was in the sunken living room. It was sort of, you know, Shakespearean almost . . . I was on my stage, and Tom threw me a nice spiral; I caught it even though I was loaded; and then crapped it out in front of Tom and his horrified mom . . . You know what? I was so wasted at that point that I don’t remember his exact reaction but I was told by others that he laughed heartily. It was probably a nervous laugh.

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What MAN (or ANYONE for that matter??) brings their MOM to a guy's football game party !!??? ...(Holy moly.. this post looks like some maniac's epic rant... but it ain't.. it's just a funny story.)

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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09

bacho i don't eat cheese anymore. not because im lactose intolerant, but been suffering from some bad sinus congestion and everyone's been telling me not to eat cheese. it's harder than you think, cheese is everywhere!

STFU!!!

bacho, i used to live there, not since 1996 or so.

STFU!!!

Is like everything you put in a taco or a burrito but without the tortillas...

like a layer of cheese, and then a layer of meat, a layer of Pico de Gallo, and all that good stuff... some people (like my friend) would add philly cream cheese.

You can eat it with nachos.

Paris, you live in PR?

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I had a cabbage kid as well. I went to a catholic school when they were the rage. Our teacher made every kid in our class uniforms for the dolls to mach our uniforms. They our still in the basement somewhere...........

bacho, what's cielitos lindos?

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I have this friend that does the best Cielito lindos ever too... orgasmic.

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yes Mrs G that's why I love it, I went three times with my sis because she was married to a guy from there. After they got divorced I took my bf because I had always wanted to be there on a romantic vaca. We had such a good time and he LOVED it there too, he said he couldn't understand before why I would want to go back to somewhere I had been so many times before but now he understood. the best was that he's from Pakistan and people were actually freaking out because they were so sure he came from Vallarta, he looked so "local" they would get insulted that he wasn't speaking Spanish to them, LOL

hey when are you going to that hotel for your anniversary?
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Mexico has Kuno Becker... enough said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Mexico has Kuno Becker... enough said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

tres leches is delicious...that's like the best dessert EVER!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:02pm.

It is beautiful! (and cheap!) I love Puerto Vallart too its not as comercial as Cancun and theres so many places to explore and the locals are so nice ;)

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I never stay on topic :)

christine, I went to this mexican restaurant the other day and i had some damn good flautas with awesome refritos, oh man that shit is soooo good!

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Hell yes "tres leches" is fucking great man...

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:01pm.
homemade cheese enchiladas in red sauce.... drool.

Yum!!! Those are my favorite!

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Mrs G Rincon de Guayabitos looks beautiful! I have been to Vallarta four times, I need to branch out, LOL But I really would love to move there one day....sigh....I love it there so much.
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Mrs Gosling, what kinda burrito are you? (hahahah, Charles Manson is so hitting on you!)

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homemade cheese enchiladas in red sauce.... drool.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:59pm.

Hahahaha I kow the ladies here think you are hilarious

I however am a little sensitive about those kinds of remarks

I am a very hot Mexican though :)

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CHARLES MANSON: STOP BEING A 'CHIPOTLE' Carajo

lol

*bye*

Charles Manson I'm dominican. We are all from different places.

buenas noches kdran!

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bacho, almost the same. DR's food has some good plaintain things like mangu and that dessert thing, tres leches or whatever.

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paris herpes: lmao you said 'jodienda'

changa!

lol

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:50pm.
Aw I feel left out :( Im not Puerto Rican but I am Mexican :) and I do make some awesome arroz con gandules lol

I BET YOU ARE A GODDAMN FUCKING FINE LOOKING BURRITO.

Submitted by bacho on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:57pm.
kdracofan : you are so no going to believe it! I thought for a moment that was Frida Kahlo you had in your display! My bad...

---Its Not?!!

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bacho: silly that IS Frida :)
(I said before I loved her and Hello Kitty)

Well my Dlited familia/family: I am outty
It was great chismoseando with you chicas today!

Snowpiece: don't stay too late ok?

xoxo

kdracofan, gracias, yo casi no escribo en ello, se me olvida. pierdo interes en las jodiendas rapido!

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kdracofan : you are so no going to believe it! I thought for a moment that was Frida Kahlo you had in your display! My bad...

Paris: PR's food and DR's food are almost the same, me acabo de enterar.

Mrs G going to do the online research....
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snowpiece, ive known plenty of tallish Puerto Rican guys, but it's true most of them are short. I'm only 5'2 so it's not really an issue for me.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:49pm.

Farrah, I also downloaded Firefox and blocked the cookies and it still tells me I voted already.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:54pm.
Mrs. Gosling, it's okay to be mexican...hahaha...you guys got good food too, also pasteles are sorta like tamales...except there's no corn in pasteles...

We do have some very yummy food!!

Snowie : Rincon de Guayabitos..ever been?

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I never stay on topic :)

I had some rotel and tortilla chips at lunch, does that count?

Mrs. Gosling: Join us-we are just talking about puerto rican food but we can talk about all latino food :)

Paris Herpes: te deje un hello en tu pagina :)

Mrs. G where was that place you were telling me about when we were talking about Puerto Vallarta?
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

Mrs. Gosling, it's okay to be mexican...hahaha...you guys got good food too, also pasteles are sorta like tamales...except there's no corn in pasteles...

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PH you know what a neg about them is? they're usually SHORT! LMAO I'm 5'8" and I have had two PR bf's and both were shorter than me, that's a hard thing to deal with sometimes, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

kdracofan, you can pretty much figure it out from my blog site below...whatever...

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Aw I feel left out :( Im not Puerto Rican but I am Mexican :) and I do make some awesome arroz con gandules lol

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nuyoricanos are different, they're a little more americanized so they're not so machista...the ones from the island want to take ya home and make you their stay home wifey...seriously...

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Paris Herpes: Hola Gina *no des mucha informacion por aqui*
I used to love PR boys - but like you said: muy machistas

Farrah, I also downloaded Firefox and blocked the cookies and it still tells me I voted already.

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sofrito is easy to make actually. everything in the food is based on onions, garlic, tomatoes and peppers. you can probably find recao easier than i can over here on the west coast. i had to go to a vietnamese grocery for recao...they use it in soup believe it or not!

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PH: I'm more talking about the NewYoricans....still yeah, they are like that, sometimes I like it! And they're hot too, LOL
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