Open Post: Hosted By Suri's Cabbage Patch Doll
Our fourth open post host is Suri's cabbage patch doll. She'll make a good host, because she'll bitch out if you get out of hand. Trust me. She can speak. And she can bite.
You know, I'm really upset with my 5-year-old self for not being smart enough to keep all my Cabbage Patch dolls in their original boxes. I could have sold that shit on eBay and pursued my dreams of becoming a bar girl in Thailand. Wait. Scratch that. I just looked up some 80s Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay and those things don't sell for shit! Okay, I'm not mad at my 5-year-old self.
Enough with my ranting! It's your turn. This is where you can talk about how you hate my 5-year-old self or whatever else you want. It's open, so you don't have stay on topic. Happy ranting!
Wenn
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OK, I feel bad about knocking those ladies who are sexually repressed. Maybe they had mean frigid moms or were molested. It's good that Black Oprah (edited to say: I'm not being racist. Don't want people to confuse her with White Oprah. Maybe I should call her "Original Recipe Oprah") did that show. Every woman deserves to get off.
It's sad if there are women (and men) out there who are not liking sexy times. There probably aren't that many here, though. Dlisted bitches are RAWNCHY sex ladies! Oooooh ooooh oooh!
Maybe Mr. Hekki will get lucky tonight...
Bacho: colombiana/venezolana
(but I love Frida and Hello Kitty lol)
Happy Weekend!!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ok... your mexican DUH!
Ok... your mexican DUH!
NE snow starts Saturday afternoon according to weather reports which are always wrong. Last time it started while I was shopping and I walked out to slip down in it and then barely get home and had to have my sedan pushed into my driveway.
♪breaks into "Oh, Susannah"♪
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
kdracofan HI!
Where are you from?
♪more whistling♪
Just passing by. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
KDROC, you in here?
I wanted to ask you what you think about 2008 and the aquarian influence as well as what this year's going to be like.
Vote for Dlisted! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Completely harmless comment about 6 inches of snow I shoveled today.
♪whistles♪
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
KD i probably will get laid tonite, who knows? ive been sick and the bf doesn't want to wake me from my benadryl induced slumber...but i love being woken up to have sexy times!!!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Hahaha, Miss Priss--- is it going to smoke a ciggie afterwards? :)
Ima gonna edit my posts so the info is gone on voting, but Farrah, I did all that and it still wouldn't block the cookies.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
KD: now that your man is finally legal maybe you will get some too! ahahahahahahahhahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
bacho, I'm boricua so I probably don't count huh?
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:09pm.
That's a livejournal page. It doesn't even HAVE an owner.
KD
I think my dildo gettin laid tonight
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Snowpiece: 'smuggity-smug'
I just laughed out loud woman...
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:07pm.
Off topic: who is gettin laid tonight?
I haven't been laid in a while. I'm considering about tonite.
kdracofan have a great time Miss Smuggity Smug! :P
kidding! I'm just a JELLIS H8TER
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:06pm.
You people voting multiple times for MK for the blog awards need to STFU about it, because the rules clearly state the polls can be adjusted if they find out about cheating. Do it, but don't talk about it!!
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well, if that's true, that Oh no Whatitsface site is gonna get fucked because of CHEATING. No one know where the fuck that site came out of nowhere and it's winning by a million votes?
beesh, pleeeazzze.
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:07pm.
Off topic: who is gettin laid tonight?
===Diva Cup.
KD - I'd better be getting laid tonight!
bacho: I know there's other dominicans but there's some latinos around (like moi)
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:07pm.
Off topic: who is gettin laid tonight?
not I. my man is gone for the weekend. but we made up for it real good last nite :)
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Off topic: who is gettin laid tonight?
You people voting multiple times for MK for the blog awards need to STFU about it, because the rules clearly state the polls can be adjusted if they find out about cheating. Do it, but don't talk about it!!
Any dominicans that read this shit?!?!?!?!?! no, not you Kat De Luna!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:57pm.
FARRAH!!!
I must be livin with my head up me arse!! Last time I saw Brandon Flowers he looked like this..
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*blink, blink*
that's from Hot Fuss! (June 2004)
I don't like his new look, tho. He got rid of his facial hair and is thisclose to hitting the MAC counter again.. i hope not..
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not to be all AJ smug and shit but I am out to South Beach next Wed. until Monday.
It's supposed to be like ZERO degrees all next week! Lets all go streaking and rollin in the snow!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:54pm.
Farrah, I cleaned the cookies but still cannot vote multiple times. I'm using IE, not Firefox.
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did you do this?
Tools: internet options
privacy (pull the thing all the way up, so it won't allow the cookies) then click on "advanced" and check the little box. Check the round thingy that says "block" hit accept.
It'll take you back to the cookies thing. Click on "sites" look for the cookie you want to delete, or delete them all. Close IE and then open it back, go straight to the Weblog Awards, don't accept their cookies, and vote.
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FARRAH!!!
I must be livin with my head up me arse!! Last time I saw Brandon Flowers he looked like this..
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/k/killers_the/sq-killers-xbo...
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by AriMarie on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
Ahahahahaha... JJ only has 162 votes, compared with Dlisted's almost 3,000! What, did all the Brangeloonies lose internet access?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:49pm.
Farrah,
Don't know who that is in your avie, but he is about to be eated by a big truck!
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Brandon Flowers from The Killers. It's from a video called "Don't shoot me Santa". Pretty graphic, uh?
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...I'm pissed our earthquake last night wasn't bigger and there wasn't more aftershocks....I don't want any major destruction or anything, but damn, they sure are exciting!....
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....working the kidney kiosk at the mall for extra cash....
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:46pm.
Farrah! it hasn't even started snowing here yet, i should be ok but thatnks for the LURV! ♥♥♥
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still, beesh. You know i'm Jewish.. I HAVE to worry!! it's in my DNA.
@beeshes who wanna vote again: just clean yer damn cookies, and i'm not talking that cookie with the Diva Cup. Cookies on the puter!
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thanks KD and KD! both of you be safe also!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
WAH I can't vote again....I need to wait a little while longer I suppose...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Farrah,
Don't know who that is in your avie, but he is about to be eated by a big truck!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Snowpiece: Hi hun - they announced that its starting tomorrow morning but try not to stay too late because its going to get really cold later ok?
snowy- it snowed here and was supposed to do it heavy through to tomorrow, but it didn't really do much. Maybe it will get bad when it goes over the lake, though, who knows.
It's Buffalo fish night!
Hekki, all those hags talk about it so much because they clearly do not know how to please their men nor do they have the vaginas to be honest and ask their men how to please them...what are they so scared about? That their men will ask them to do something "disgusting"? Oh bitch please!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:45pm.
IV I voted again yesterday. I'm gonna try again in a little while because I voted again late or whatever...from my home that is, I wonder if I can vote again from work?
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Yes, you can.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Just as I get up to see what they are up too, the cat comes flying out of the playroom, kids giggling madly, I ask what is so funny and D say's "I stuck my finger inthe cats butt!"
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I have to pay extra to get my vet to do that.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
I too can only vote once a day.
Grrrrrrrrrr. When is the deadline?
Farrah! it hasn't even started snowing here yet, i should be ok but thatnks for the LURV! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
IV I voted again yesterday. I'm gonna try again in a little while because I voted again late or whatever...from my home that is, I wonder if I can vote again from work?
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/