Open Post: Hosted By Suri's Cabbage Patch Doll
Our fourth open post host is Suri's cabbage patch doll. She'll make a good host, because she'll bitch out if you get out of hand. Trust me. She can speak. And she can bite.
You know, I'm really upset with my 5-year-old self for not being smart enough to keep all my Cabbage Patch dolls in their original boxes. I could have sold that shit on eBay and pursued my dreams of becoming a bar girl in Thailand. Wait. Scratch that. I just looked up some 80s Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay and those things don't sell for shit! Okay, I'm not mad at my 5-year-old self.
Enough with my ranting! It's your turn. This is where you can talk about how you hate my 5-year-old self or whatever else you want. It's open, so you don't have stay on topic. Happy ranting!
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M.E.... because that's how I roll. Hee hee!! :)
islandgirl - Diva Cup - WHYYYYYYYY did you have to go there!?!??!?!
*barfs*
hoozer, i haven't even begun to try and loose this weight...fortunately most of my jeans still fit!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:36pm.
kdracofan I have to work till 8 tonight, you're scaring me, is it gonna start soon?
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go home early, beesh! blame your fucked up foot or whatever!
I hate thinking about mah beeshes driving in the snow.. after some vid TITS sent me.. Yellowknife, Canada, -43°
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Hekki - Mr. M.E. told me I'm too demanding in bed. LOL.
He wants me to STFU I guess!
Happy dieting dieters! On the be a big loser wagon here too! 8 pounds down! More to go though...
I am sick of this fucking cold weather but determined to keep running in it. And so I did and I have and I will keep doing it. But I fucking hate it. Now I need to pay a visit to my 5 year old self and see what she has to say about it.
I am so fucking hungry right now!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
These bitches on Oprah are annoying me. I can't even listen to Oprah say "penis" or "vagina" one more time. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
How can you not be able to tell your man how to please you? Maybe there's a dirty talk gene, because I find it very easy to boss my mens around in bed.
If you need these yappy yentas telling you how to relate to your man... Take charge, mah sistahs!
Holy shit, our admin manager just got laid off today. He's been here for 8 years!?!?! I'm just temping but he's an ok guy since I've been here for the last two months or whatever....but still. This shit sucks!
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kdracofan I have to work till 8 tonight, you're scaring me, is it gonna start soon?
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:01pm.
Based on your description, I would hazard a guess that you are in Macedonia, home of Alexander the Great.
Am I close?
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Yes you are close...This would make a great blind item:
"In which city on the other side of the planet is a frozen long eared fluffy white animal hopping around?"
Answer: Constatinople, home of lots of Turks, a saxophone playing walrus and a Dutch icebunny :-))
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:32pm.
People in our sales dept do that crap all the time. Or at least 2 that I know of for sure, because I saw it with mine own eyes. They also leave early on Fridays, and mayve every other day and seemingly get away with all kinds of crap. They send me cranky emails and I send some right back and get yelled at for it.
Same crap here..I hate sales people!
Anyone gunna watch Bride Wars?
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I never stay on topic :)
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:27pm.
I can't log onto it at work anymore :( I was getting caught chatting, but I kept playing it off like I was talking to my dad (which was true once or twice!) and once I left work and forgot to log off and I got like 3 messages and it just so happened my boss was using my computer and I got chewed out for it!
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People in our sales dept do that crap all the time. Or at least 2 that I know of for sure, because I saw it with mine own eyes. They also leave early on Fridays, and mayve every other day and seemingly get away with all kinds of crap. They send me cranky emails and I send some right back and get yelled at for it.
thanks for all the ♥ folks, it has been hard and the holidays kinda fucked it up, so I actually lost like 45 because I gained 10 of it back and had to relose it
Trust, I will be high and tight when the DL convention comes to my town
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@islandgirl
Are we talking Whatchu Talking Bout, Willis? THAT Gary Coleman? WTF!
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I can't log onto it at work anymore :( I was getting caught chatting, but I kept playing it off like I was talking to my dad (which was true once or twice!) and once I left work and forgot to log off and I got like 3 messages and it just so happened my boss was using my computer and I got chewed out for it!
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Sugaroo, I'll trade you Jon Bon Jovi for Gary Coleman, and you got a deal. :)
@Molotov,
What happened to you on the yahooIM?
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@islandgirl and M.E.
Shut it, girlies, you know you will follow my trail of sharts like groupies on Jon Bon Jovi's dick!
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HAHAHA, Sugaroo--- don't forget your Diva cup!
Sugaroo - well, I think you might just be followed by a team from HAZMAT.
I am ready to go home. Snowstorm coming our way.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:14pm.
oh yeah - bitches, I lost 35 lbs, got 20 more to go and it is ON AND POPPIN'!!
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GO TEAM M.C!
you'll be there in no time, hun!
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congrats molotov! WTG with tha willlpower!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:36pm.
Well, I will definetly NOT ever try that Alli shit.
No pun intended.
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I will. I will shart my way from here to Boston, visiting every Starbicks along the way, and leaving a pair of soiled undies and polyester disco pants in each and every bathroom. So much more personal than just scrawling "Sugaroo was here" on the wall, don't you think?
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Whoo hoo MC! Good for you!
I lost 7lbs on the flu diet this week!
LOL.
oh yeah - bitches, I lost 35 lbs, got 20 more to go and it is ON AND POPPIN'!!
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My butthole keeps queefing
sorry folks I got all 'cited!
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
David Gergen is one hot piece of old man intelligence, he could just talk and make everything seem oh so smooooooth. not that id hit it lol, and ya, lots of my comments get reviewed, and not posted..sigh
M.E. don't freak me out like that, I drink coffemate all day but mine only says 1 gram, I guesss because it's not flavored. anyway, I live on carbs, carbs are my friend, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by icebunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:56pm.
Based on your description, I would hazard a guess that you are in Macedonia, home of Alexander the Great.
Am I close?
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Submitted by Just Wondering on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:51pm.
Why in every Tom Cruise interview I have seen, he is unable to utter a complete, coherent sentence ?
Case in point from The View today on Jett Travolta's death
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Probably because he's not too bright. He's looking better then he has in a while - less soccer momish.
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just wondering - I hate TC and everything he stands for and hated him in every movie (except Legend, Jack WORKED the loincloth) but it seemed for a second that maybe he was actually emotional about the death of a child. I would have a hard time getting the words out too. Granted, I only watched the first 40secs but it seemed kinda like he was choked up
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paris herpes - Coffemate flavored creamer has 6 carbs per tablespoon.
tharuffian on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:56pm
Oh I SAW THAT! bwahahahahahaha...
My dlisted vernacular kicked in and I'm pretty sure they never would have posted my comments.
Were you on there for the Starbursts debate?
Even David Gergen chimed in.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
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Submitted by Just Wondering on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:51pm.
Why in every Tom Cruise interview I have seen, he is unable to utter a complete, coherent sentence ?
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1. He's not working off a script.
2. He hasn't rehearsed.
3. He's an insenstive imbecile who doesn't care enough about the interviewer and/or the audience to be coherent.
4. Regarding Jett, remember that the Travoltas did not attend the Cruise-Holmes wedding.
5. Regarding Jett, he doesn't seem to care about any child except Suri ... even Connor and Isabella whom he has referred to lately as "the teenagers" plus he did not attend Connor's premiere performance in "Seven Pounds".
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:35pm.
I kinda thought by your screen name that you either are a winter sports fan or live in a cold climate or both.
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European to be more precise haha.
Over here it gets cold in winter and 8 months of summer. Stuck between the Mediterranean and Black Sea. Couple of hundred miles next to Athens.. so far Im the only icebunny I've seen here LOL.
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the other night when AC was talking about the porn "bailout" they had some porn music on, and AC asked them it keep it on. now thatt was some funny shit! btw ive tried voting for MK on different wireless computers in my house and they must track that better than i thought.
Ha Ha KD no I don't even remember what thread we were talking about it in, I think she prolly just got busy or something, we have not lost her for good!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl GO VOTE MK NOW
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:49pm.
arimarie - the fact that he didn't post it himself is another reason why I lurve him so much!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:43pm.
Salem13 you have to disable your cookies or something, Farrah was telling us how earlier then we lost her...
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Woah, what happened to Farrah?? SHE'S GONE? or am I just being paranoid?
You disable cookies in the internet options and security settings, I think.
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Hey, who are you? Where are you taking me? No, I don't wanna gooooo...
Why in every Tom Cruise interview I have seen, he is unable to utter a complete, coherent sentence ?
Case in point from The View today on Jett Travolta's death :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04JaieGWt8
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tharuffian on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:48pm
No but I saw that this morning!
I have on Jack Grey's blogs over there though.
I only Live Blog once in a while, usually on lighter nights where it's funny.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by tharuffian on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:46pm.
i vote for fessin up on the earrings, ask your hubby what hed prefer you do. to me jewelry is ,,meh, but a really nice handbag, oh my!
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ITA about telling hubby about the earrings.
ITA about the nice handbag especially with nice shoes to match.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:43pm.
Salem13 you have to disable your cookies or something, Farrah was telling us how earlier then we lost her...
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You could also delete your cookies each time you vote and would be able to vote again. Tedious though...
arimarie - the fact that he didn't post it himself is another reason why I lurve him so much!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:43pm.
You can vote once every 24 hours. We are behind by 2000 votes.
We must make MK another award winner! It is a mission... 8-)!!!!
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ITA. If Sketti Cat can get over 2000 votes from us then MK should be able to double that from us.
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Yeah but MK posts a blog about voting for HSOTY, he didn't post anything about the awards...Not everyone reads the open posts or the comments...If he actually posted that the awards were going on I have no doubt that he'd be in the lead. The only Time i've even been to ONTD is when MK posts a link to it.
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hey firecat - are you named after this firecat?
http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/DigiMatrixOnline/Aisha1.jpg
Probably not, but every time I see your name I think of Outlaw Star
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