Open Post: Hosted By Suri's Cabbage Patch Doll
Our fourth open post host is Suri's cabbage patch doll. She'll make a good host, because she'll bitch out if you get out of hand. Trust me. She can speak. And she can bite.
You know, I'm really upset with my 5-year-old self for not being smart enough to keep all my Cabbage Patch dolls in their original boxes. I could have sold that shit on eBay and pursued my dreams of becoming a bar girl in Thailand. Wait. Scratch that. I just looked up some 80s Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay and those things don't sell for shit! Okay, I'm not mad at my 5-year-old self.
Enough with my ranting! It's your turn. This is where you can talk about how you hate my 5-year-old self or whatever else you want. It's open, so you don't have stay on topic. Happy ranting!
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btw, Loves Anderson, are you sureee you didnt sneak in a boo on AC 360's blog last night, cus some oneee did! :)
i vote for fessin up on the earrings, ask your hubby what hed prefer you do. to me jewelry is ,,meh, but a really nice handbag, oh my!
FireCat on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:39pm
You got $11K in bonuses and the earrings will be a problem?
I am not trying to bitchy, honest, but, 1/2 carats are nuthin'.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:43pm.
You can vote once every 24 hours. We are behind by 2000 votes.
We must make MK another award winner! It is a mission... 8-)!!!!
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ITA. If Sketti Cat can get over 2000 votes from us then MK should be able to double that from us.
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Ah, ok thank you everyone.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
FireCat on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:39pm.
1/2 carat, white gold hoops. It is only the two of us in our department. The job is not bad at all, after the first 4 years almost no stress so I don't mind taking extra calls 10 to 15 nights a year. And lunch is the Subway 1 mile down the road.
Plus I got 11 g's in bonuses alone last year, I can wear whatever I want and have my own office.
the only downside is the 40 mile each way commute every day.
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Okay I am done with this. You have a job, you get a bonus, you don't have to wear a uniform, and the "boss" treats you fairly. Half carat earings and you husband can's handle this fact? I don't see the problem. But I am a strange chick...
I just voted again and Perez is gaining some ground.
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Firecat- hm, that guy probably doesn't know any better. He wouldn't imagine it as inappropriate. In my experience, men are just really bad at shopping for gifts! Maybe if you just treat it like it's no big deal, it will be taken that way.
Salem13 you have to disable your cookies or something, Farrah was telling us how earlier then we lost her...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:36pm.
The Gay Parasite Hilton is still advertising his inane book on this site. Pfft.
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You couldn't PAY me to read his book. And its super annoying how half the posts on his site are all about him - I swear it's become like every other post he's talking about some article written about him, some talk show he's been on or his stupid book. I lost all respect for him as a true Gossip Blogger. I'm MK all the way :)
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:41pm.
For MK blog votes: Can you vote more than once? I do have a feeling ONTD is probably cheating.
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You can vote once every 24 hours.
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You can vote once every 24 hours. We are behind by 2000 votes.
We must make MK another award winner! It is a mission... 8-)!!!!
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damn, my first day getting into the open post and i gotta go. :(
bye bitches ... have a skankalicious weekend!
For MK blog votes: Can you vote more than once? I do have a feeling ONTD is probably cheating.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Why take Alli when you can eat those one chips that "may cause ass leakage" or whatever. I forgot what they are. something like "Oh's" or some odd name like that.
M.E., how many carbs does the non-dairy creamer contain?! That sounded like an ordeal I had with laxative tea.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:33pm.
hahahaha, i do the same shit! i keep the box small enough to where its only big enough to see the text box im typing in. and whats ridiculous is when they (should) know i dont have shit to do they hear me typing away and dont even question it. what sucks though is my old ass boss just got facebook, so now he'll recognize that page.
did the caps make ur day better? id imagine theyd make everything waaaaaayyyy funnier. my boss is like lumbergh from office space (but way dumber and more redneck) and id crack the fuck up listening to him say, "hey, uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. did u hear about the economy? its uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh bad"
1/2 carat, white gold hoops. It is only the two of us in our department. The job is not bad at all, after the first 4 years almost no stress so I don't mind taking extra calls 10 to 15 nights a year. And lunch is the Subway 1 mile down the road.
Plus I got 11 g's in bonuses alone last year, I can wear whatever I want and have my own office.
the only downside is the 40 mile each way commute every day.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
DListed is in second place for the WEBLOG AWARDS...we need to vote for MK every day!
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FireCat- I know everyone gave advice already but I feel that a gift like that is REALLY inapropriate imagine if your husband gave something like that to one of his employees???.. I know you work your butt off and do deserve recognition but Diamonds are not an appropriate gift from a boss!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:06pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUCKING STORY OF MY LIFE
mine too, cept i am the 'assistant' which means i do EVERYthing. lighting, shooting, telling my boss how to shoot, post production, designing.... fetching lunch, running dishwasher blah blah
but what really gets me is that my work is better than his, has been better since i started here out of college 2.5 (thats 2 1/2 hehe) yrs ago and he gets (takes) all the credit. I just keep telling myself he's gonna totally lose his shit when I quit.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by cheetums on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:06pm.
I am an "office manager" which actually means babysitter and asswiper of grown ass men who can't rub two sticks together without fucking it up and then crying for an hour about their splinters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUCKING STORY OF MY LIFE
isnt that bad though right? while theyre wandering around scratching their asses we're on dlisted :) ... with a mcdonalds cup full of beer on the desk. ...or wait, is that just me?
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Damn! I could have dlisted AND beer?
The Gay Parasite Hilton is still advertising his inane book on this site. Pfft.
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Well, I will definetly NOT ever try that Alli shit.
No pun intended.
The inside cap of my coke totally smells like someone licked it real good. Gross! My sense of smell is really sensitive so things like that drive me nuts!
Dlisted is in second place right now =(...GO VOTE DLISTED FOR BEST GOSSIP BLOG 2008!!!!
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Submitted by icebunny on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:30pm.
I kinda thought by your screen name that you either are a winter sports fan or live in a cold climate or both.
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Firecat- I think you can probably always just give the earrings back and say "i'm sorry, I can't accept such a gift. It might give the wrong impression" or something like that, and hopefully he'll give you something different that seems much less scandelous.
i think regis has been broke, in a different way than u meant, for years. dudes creepy. his face makes my eyeballs bleed
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:30pm.
about ali.. i work in the wedding industry, (i'm sure you can guess where this is goind) and the bride- in her dress- big brown stain at the alter. not kidding. haha
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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babybunny: I WISH I could get mine in that, she's a min pin and won't have any of the outfit wearing. My big one doesn't care, I can put anything on her. My cat darts around and whaps them with her paw whenever she gets the chance. The 9 frogs and 2 lizards don't give a shit about anything except where there next worm/cricket is coming from. God help us if we ever have to move!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:24pm.
Sugaroo, nothing spectacular.
I rarely drink coffee, I usually drink decaf Earl Grey, well, I was fucking exhausted and decided to have coffee. Well the flavored creamers here are 6 carbs per tablespoon (I watch my carb count) so I decided that I'd put in 2 tbs of Benefiber to counter the 2 tbs of creamer.
Drank my coffee, was happily typing away on a contract when.
*eyes open wide*
I felt a rumbly in my bumbly and..
*shocked*
I RAN through the office, ass cheeks tightly clenched, grabbed the bathroom key, started undoing my pants before I even got there....I barely made it.
I will not make that mistake again.
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HAHAHAHAHA! The shart was saying: curses! foiled again!
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Submitted by cheetums on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:27pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUCKING STORY OF MY LIFE
isnt that bad though right? while theyre wandering around scratching their asses we're on dlisted :) ... with a mcdonalds cup full of beer on the desk. ...or wait, is that just me?
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lol I love my job because these guys are so clueless I can be typing a comment right in their fucking face and as long as I have the window small enough and a serious look on my face, they assume it's some important shit going on. And it's not just you, I ate 3 mushroom caps at lunch once just to see if it would make my day better or worse!
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Since this is the OT thread... I'm not watching the TV, but it's on while I Dlist and wash the floors.
Regis Philbin is doing this commercial for Sweet N Low. He's all, "If I wanted sugar in my coffee, I'd use sugar. I'm looking for that pop of sweetness.. yada yada..."
Sweet N Low is NASTY. And how hard up is he? Doing commercials for TD and now THIS packet of cancer chemicals" Is he broke or something?
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:30pm.
about ali.. i work in the wedding industry, (i'm sure you can guess where this is goind)
dude, that makes me want to cry. or laugh hysterically.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:21pm.
The Alli insert advises users to carry an extra change of clothes and underthings and to wear dark pants. I PROMISE you that's true. My SIL was on that stuff for a while and Mr. Hekki and I stood in the kitchen reading that shit and laughing our ASSES off.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:48pm.
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Depending on the weather, you should visit your local zoo. Watching the monkeys throw shit is always funny.
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Im in that city with that saxophone playing walrus. Think I will pay him a visit. Could use a romantic serenade ;-)
Thanks for the great idea! And I'll leave the shit throwing monkeys for next weekend if you don't mind..
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Firecat- yeah, like most people have been saying, you really should just tell him about it. A marriage should be based on trust and if you can't trust eachother then it will probably fall apart and if you are more open about things he will less likely feel the need to be insecure. And if you talk about him all the time, you should probably do that less and talk more about work itself instead.
about ali.. i work in the wedding industry, (i'm sure you can guess where this is goind) and the bride- in her dress- big brown stain at the alter. not kidding. haha
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Sugaroo
me too. i hated those dolls. I always gave them "makeovers"
one day my little friend and I were playing with Barbies and we made Ken hump Barbie, we were like, where's Ken's wee wee lol
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Where the fuck do hotdog and Potatoe Knish vendors use the bathroom?? Its not like there are two of them working so they take turns. And I NEVER see a 'be back in 5' sign up on an abandoned cart. So where and when do they go? In fact talking about it is making me want a dirty water dog right now...
As far as Cabbage Patch dolls…I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!
I had one as a child, and the third day I had it, my brothers tied fishing line to her waist, set her on the bed and hid in the closet. When I came in, my fucking Cabbage Patch jumped off the fucking bed after me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Dude, I live an hour or so from Cleveland, GA where BABYLAND GENERAL HOSPITAL is located, the birthplace of the C'patch doll. Shit is out of control creepy. A baby is 'born' every hour... read all about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babyland_General_Hospital
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:06pm.
I am an "office manager" which actually means babysitter and asswiper of grown ass men who can't rub two sticks together without fucking it up and then crying for an hour about their splinters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUCKING STORY OF MY LIFE
isnt that bad though right? while theyre wandering around scratching their asses we're on dlisted :) ... with a mcdonalds cup full of beer on the desk. ...or wait, is that just me?
Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 3:22pm
OR, if you keep a secret do you wonder if he does the same thing?
To firecat:
Did anyone else get Diamonds Earrings or equally pricey gift?
Does the husband know about all the extra work?
Why would something like this cause an upset?
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My five year old self...Once I said, "Oh, brother!" and the adults laughed. They wanted me to say it again, and I did. The adults loved it. It made me strangely uncomfortable. I think that even back then, I knew how unfunny it was for a little kid to repeat something off the tv. Fuck off Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Rosebud, is that your pup in a wetsuit??? That is soo cute...my doggie (Dixie - the CUTEST AND SWEETEST PUPPY IN THE GALAXY)...she loves to groom the kitties and it melts my heart...whenever the assholes of the world bring me down...(WHICH IS EVERY DAMN DAY)...I just think of my pup-pup..she is a rescue, but she really rescued me! I mean for reals....and I also rescued a rooster (next to my job in the city - belive it or not) 9 ducks (victim of foreclosures)...and I may never be able to move now cause you can't exactly take a rooster with you anywhere you go...but I love Red and the ducks so damn much...and they are so used to being spoiled...what to do, what to do???
My 6 year old has 2 of them and they smell like baby powder,its awful.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.