Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 3
Round 2 wasn't even close. Spaghetti Cat proved that even though his creators have died (see below), he will go on! SC noodled off (I know, but he doesn't run) with 67% of the votes leaving Michelle Duggar's super snatch behind. Now on to our third round. The slut who wins this round will go on to dick fight Spaghetti Cat and La Pequena in the final finals. Here are your choices:
September: Abandoned Couch - Seriously, it's an abandoned couch. That's it!
October: Clara Meadmore - The 105-year-old virgin! And she's still alive!
November: Kim Zolciak - Fake cancer survivor and the place where wigs go to die.
December: Rojo Caliente - No explanation needed.
I swear, Abandoned Couch is going to pull some shit. I know it! Seriously, I know most of you don't have hearts, so vote with your genitals. It will point you to the right choice. Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The final slut in the finals will be announced sometime tomorrow. You know, whenever I feel like getting my lazy ass out of bed.
I most definitely agree that we need a hot slut that we will have updates on throughout the year which leaves out Abandoned couch. Kim whats her face and her wig are just uninteresting and Clara Meadmore may not even LIVE through 2009.
Rojo is too hot too handle!! That bitch can make a plaid blazer look effortlessly hot!! For the Win!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Love hot slut couch, especially since it knows how to party, but gotta go with Rojo because she is so Caliente, FTW.
Rojo needs to win for the year. What is spaghetti cat anyway... is that even a real cat in the picture? I don't get it
Technically, I don't see how Clara can be a slut. The couch has seen more action than she. Plus, it'd be awkward at least if Clara won then died during her reign. Are there rules in place to cover that possibility? Does the runner-up automatically take the tiara off the deceased's clammy brow?
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
couch......couch.......couch......couch
couch..couch..couch..couch..couch..couch
COUCH COUCH COUCH COUCH COUCH COUCH
COUCH!! COUCH!! COUCH!! COUCH!! COUCH!! COUCH!!
Argh, god dammit. This just proves you sluts will do whatever MK tells you to... Rojo is a bona fide hottie, but nowhere near the slut Abandoned Couch is.
As long as creepy La Pequena doesn't win, we're cool.
"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"
Michael K told us to vote with our genitals! What are you people voting with?
Why isn't the 105 year old virgin getting more votes? She hasn't used her genitals in 105 years people! That's got to be the hottest slut of the CENTURY!
Forget Rojo Caliente. She's already getting hers. I think the Virginal Clara should win, and Abandoned Couch can have 2nd place.
And Kim Zolciak should not only be on the Hot Slut list. It should just be the WIG. I could vote for that wig to be hot slut, but not her. Somebody scratch her irritating face off the screen for me please.
Vote for CLARA!!!
an avvie & sig, in tribute~
my excitement mounts to not vote for Rojo...
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ABANDONED COUCH - FOREVER HOT SLUT '08 IN MY HEART
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
I HAVE WAITED CLOSE TO HALF A YEAR FOR ABANDONED COUCH TO BECOME HOT SLUT/YR...
YOU PEOPLE HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME IN THE WORST OF WAYS AND ROJO CALIENTE WILL PERSONALLY PAY FOR THIS!!!!!
I AM READY TO BOYCOTT ALL FUTURE HOT SLUT POLLS; HOWEVER, THEN I WOULD NOT GET TO VOTE AGAINST ROJO FOR THE TITLE. I CAN RESET MY COOKIES TOO, YOU KNOW~~~
KANYE & I CRY A LITTLE FOR OUR LOSS (AND GRAY HAIRS)
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
I'm sorry Rojo..prefer the Couch
Vote for Clara Meadmore, you whores! She is undoubtedly the hottest slut of them all, although my beloved spaghetti cat will win HSOTY no contest!
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Candlejack is back!
the woman with the crew cut at the Blago speech could give Rojo a run for her money
Miss Meadmore has got my vote!
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Annie: "was she a gift?"
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Abandoned Couch, please be hot slut of the age of Aquarius.
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:23am.
I know Rojo's gonna win, but I love abandoned couch more. Vote for abandoned couch! Abandoned couch FTW!
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It's a COUCH! does it wear Jackets? I think not, Has it got a hair like a fire? Nope! Can it explore Cynthia Nixon's Camel toe? NO IT CAN'T!
ABANDONED COUCH - NO IT CAN'T!
VOTE ROJO CALIENTE OR ELSE!!!
You will have this uneven eyebrowed chic and her chichis coming to your dreams!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4kQPzcoTk
DONT MESS WITH THE HOTNESS!
TEAM ROJO!
Good, Rojo's well out front. Now we can focus on sticking the knife in Spaghetti Cat in the final round of voting.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I know Rojo's gonna win, but I love abandoned couch more. Vote for abandoned couch! Abandoned couch FTW!
damn you mk...abandoned couch and rojo in the same round...and if kim's tangled wig had been a contender instead of kim, i would've been at my wit's end...
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:22pm.
COUCH! COUCH! COUCH! It has jizz, snail trail, food stains, crabs and probably bed bugs too...but it saved a human life.
Loving me some moldy, bodily fluid stained poly foam.
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You just described my ex-husband. Except for the saving a human life part. :)
I voted for the couch. It deserves some props.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
COUCH! COUCH! COUCH! It has jizz, snail trail, food stains, crabs and probably bed bugs too...but it saved a human life.
Loving me some moldy, bodily fluid stained poly foam.
YES!
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
YOU MISERABLE HOOKERS!!!! You made me first of all get all Kanye Caps on you then you fingered M.K. mangina by voting Rojo....Yes, it has to be the ginge...BUT SHE NEVER SAVED A LIFE!!!
Abandoned Couch....went over and above the call of duty of any person or furniture and LEAPT and I say it again, LEAPT, to rescue a human not even another piece of furiture....If that is not being a Good Samaritan I don't know what is....
Yes, fuck you and you and you and you and you.....
on behalf of Abandoned Couch I give you the evil eye that Angelina Jolie gave Ann Hathaway after Ann won the people's choice award....trust me it was very evil...DOUBLE SIDE EYE!!!
...now I have to pee. Where's the Abandoned Couch?
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists trying to jump on my sofa - HOW GLIB!!!
Submitted by Zac on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
Exactly. I'm starting to feel the pressure. Or maybe that's just gas, but anyway this is important shit and requires some serious thought. The coveted title ,"Hot Slut of the Year" is in our hands and it's up to YOU to decide. As Spike Lee once said,"Do the right thing".
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As sexy as that couch is, I don't think it's quite as hawt as the abandoned couch down my road. My local abandoned couch gives rides to neighborhood kids as it is pulled behind a four wheeler. And not only does it give you a ride around the block, as an added bonus, you get fleas.
I want the couch to win so badly. I don't even know why.
It looks like it's going to be the trifecta of hot ass messes fighting for the title. Though this is exactly what I wanted, I'm terrified to think that tomorrow I will most likely have to chose between my precious La Pequena and the big red pile of tunasex, Rojo Calienta for the most coveted title in all the land. I just don't know if I can handle the pressure!
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"I'm not happy. Happy, happy, no." La Pequena Hillary Clinton
MK answered my email. Sketti Cat started out as a real kitteh and then got parodied using a stuffed kitteh.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
FIX FIX!!!
How can rojo have that many vote so soon?? No fucking way.
I was hoping for a couch/cat scratch off. that would have been classic.
FIX!!!
I bet mk has programmed it so every vote for a-couch means two votes for that rojo woman. WATTA RIP OFF
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Submitted by Sartastic on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:40pm.
And Abandoned Couch CANNOT win! I need a hot slut who I can get updates on throughout 2009. Someone who continues to slut it up the entire year for my entertainment. Abandoned Couch will not fulfill that need of mine.
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Excellent point Sartastic. My vote is for Rojo.
I'll need to go to therapy for sure if I have to vote between La Pequena, Spaghetti Cat OR Rojo. I'm totally gay for Spaghetti Cat so maybe it's not a real contest for me though...!
STFU!!!
I lol-ed at the Rojo ON the Abandoned Couch. SEE, there's a way for all of us to be happy!
STFU!!!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:14pm.
My genitals voted for Rojo
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Indeed, she's muchos caliente! Humna humna.
Ugh, why does Kim Zolciak have that many votes? Is it the wig?
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ROJO FTW!!! She's the only one who can surely beat the terrifying La Pequena.
My genitals voted for Rojo
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm afraid that Rojo would give my LaPequena too much of a run in the final round...my vote goes to abandoned couch.
Spaghetti Cat for the win! I just can't wrap my head around another redhead for HSoTY!
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Get out and vote for MK! Vote every day!
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FUCK THIS SHIT!!! Who voted for the Duggar cunt? Nvm, Ugh, I just read that shit again and thank God she didn't win! I panicked for a quick second! Phew!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I voted for Kim Z because I want her to be told she won, but leave out the "Hot".
I'm not sure who I want to back on this one. But I am happy Clara is losing because that lady is FULL OF LIES!
HEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
My genitals pointed me in the direction of the beautiful Rojo, so that's who I had to vote for! I mean seriously, that's one sexy lezzie.
And Abandoned Couch CANNOT win! I need a hot slut who I can get updates on throughout 2009. Someone who continues to slut it up the entire year for my entertainment. Abandoned Couch will not fulfill that need of mine.
Submitted by BobsBB on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:16pm.
I wish there were a way to get Rojo Caliente ON the Abandoned Couch.
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That made me spit out my kool-aid!
TEAM ROJO! You can't deny elegance like that.
Mizbeehaven, I too would love to get a ginger snap of Rojos brush fire. Michael K introduced us to so many heavenly angels this year and it's hard to not want to vote for Kim as her time here is probably short due to her illness and all but Rojo must win.
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
This one is hard! It's hard not to pick Kim, but I know Rojo is the one.
MICHAEL!!! you really need a voting poll system for this!!
it would make life so much easier. cuz i would post from every single computer in the city and vote for 'our' beloved Rojo
rojo caliente!!!!!!!!!!
rojo! rojo! rojo! rojo!
what i would do for a paparazzi shot of that hot ginge minge!
KEEP ROJO ALIVE
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:39pm.
5100 votes for HSoTY but still MK trails by 2000 votes for the weblog awards...get out and vote for MK!
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Thanks, DebFrmHell, I went and voted MK truly should win that shit. Sorry, I'm off topic - Go Rojo!
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
How fucking epic would it be to have La Pequena, SC and Rojo battling it out for Hot Slut of the Year? This is the real election people, no doubt! LA PEQUENA POR VIDA PUNTAS!
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."