Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 3
Round 2 wasn't even close. Spaghetti Cat proved that even though his creators have died (see below), he will go on! SC noodled off (I know, but he doesn't run) with 67% of the votes leaving Michelle Duggar's super snatch behind. Now on to our third round. The slut who wins this round will go on to dick fight Spaghetti Cat and La Pequena in the final finals. Here are your choices:
September: Abandoned Couch - Seriously, it's an abandoned couch. That's it!
October: Clara Meadmore - The 105-year-old virgin! And she's still alive!
November: Kim Zolciak - Fake cancer survivor and the place where wigs go to die.
December: Rojo Caliente - No explanation needed.
I swear, Abandoned Couch is going to pull some shit. I know it! Seriously, I know most of you don't have hearts, so vote with your genitals. It will point you to the right choice. Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The final slut in the finals will be announced sometime tomorrow. You know, whenever I feel like getting my lazy ass out of bed.
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Abandoned couch is a true American hero!
Abandoned couch FTW!!!
5100 votes for HSoTY but still MK trails by 2000 votes for the weblog awards...get out and vote for MK!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Although abandoned couch is a inanimate object, it is still managing to beat out two live humans!
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This was a very hard decision. I voted abandoned couch. In the end it will be a toss up between sketti and La Paquena.
Abandoned Couch shook out its cushions and found 87 cents and a moldy potato chip and paid me with them, so I can't very well NOT vote for it, now can I?
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Team Rojo!
I'm gonna have trouble with the final voting though
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
!#%^&@%$&$#&#$&@$%@#^@#%&^!$%@#$- Me 10 seconds ago
Team Rojo!
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
I voted for the scissor sister Rojo and the creepy looking hand plus letter A that makes the pic look like a court exhibit.
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
I remember when hot slut was cool.
@Nikitainthesection
Why I made the quote! See how I pasted it right here?
Seriously, I don't know who actually wrote it but I got it off a dumb website advertising bunyon pads or something.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I wish there were a way to get Rojo Caliente ON the Abandoned Couch. Then I wouldn't be so torn...
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
ROUND 3 ????you're kidding right?
the couch or Kim...the tension mounts.
THE ABANDONED COUCH!
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Sugaroo: lol you're welcome :)
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:04pm.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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I really like quote. Idk who made this quote. But is the voice of his generation. :-D
On Topic...I know I'm not the only one, but I want the Abandonned Couch to win this.
Team Abandoned Couch
@kdracofan
OMG! LOL!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Sugaroo: for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szwMuxmT9nE
The virgin memaw should win, she is the real hot slut!!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:59pm.
It means that after I change my hair color to red, I'm going to go to Ty TY to have a sex operation and stalked MK until he says yes.
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You have a crush on MK. Hmmm..I understand you.
I have a serious question because I never watched any videos of it. Is Spaghetti Cat real? I mean the one where the crazy bitch was feeding it? If all this time, it was a stuffed animal, someone needs to DIE for making me love a shitty stuffed kitty!
Does anyone know?
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I voted for ABANDONED COUCH, mother fuckers!
I want La Pequena to win!!! Decisions Decisions...
Farrah> That just means she's never been Dickmatized. Go, Old Virgin, go!
Besides...I heard Abandoned Couch pals around w. terrorists.
I voted for AC twice already...I don't care, EVERYTIME I get on dlisted I'm going to vote for AC because Rojo SHOULD NOT win if more than half of the people posting here are for AC!!!!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
It means that after I change my hair color to red, I'm going to go to Ty TY to have a sex operation and stalk MK until he says yes.
ABDND OUCH can't even type it
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLg5TGy46-U
I want to write in Kim's wig!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
This scares me, I want Rojo to win and I voted for her but I KNOW that if she goes up against La Pequena its going to be a tight race, I don't know if I can handle that kind of pressure! may the best thing win...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:41pm
*...Runs to hair salon..*
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What does that mean??
You want to be the next hot slut of day/week/month/year??
MK, how could you put Abandoned Couch and Rojo in the same round so early????
Rocco Dispirito told Howard Stern that Rojo has a beautiful peen
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
You guys need to not vote for Rojo just because MK is obsessed with her. Come on, vote for friggin' Abandoned Couch!!!!! VOTE!
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Well the Dlisted people are what the loonies are for the Brangelina!
SLUTS ARE DELETING COOKIES AND SHIT TO GET IN FOR THE ROJO
I KNOW THE FIX IS IN
I BET THE SPAGHETTI CAT FACTION IS BEHIND THIS!!!
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:41pm
*...Runs to hair salon..*
Me too, Stan Hooper. Not only is she a ginge, she reminds me of a naughty little boy with his hand in the cookie jar.
rojo caliente is only winning because the voters are trying to suck up to you, mk. vom.
abandoned couch is the real winner.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 4:41pm.
I voted for abandoned couch.
we can't let Ginge's to take it 2 years in a row!!! K'mon
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MK has something for redhair, no doubt on this.
Next time he presents somebody with red hair then we will already know what's next for the end of the year.
MY HEART BELONGS TO ROJO!
What a good looking man.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Rojo is winning because all the SATC gals have their cookies disabled, ha ha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
How the hell does Rojo have 50 percent of the votes when 90 percent of the posts here favor Abandoned Couch?
Why is it ROJO winning like that??
This is hillarious!
GO ABANDONED COUCH!
wtf is voting for the old virgin bitch??? i have no respect for anyone who denies sexay times, less alone, someone who will die with NO sexi times at all! *spit*
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
I'm totally voting for Abandoned Couch!
VOTE FOR ABANDONED OUCH!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
yo I can't believe how many votes there are already hahahahhaa 1555!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
I have channel my inner Kanye/Charles Manson for this:
ARE YOU SLUTS KIDDING ME?!?!?! ABANDONED COUCH WOULD SAVE ROJO CALIENTE'S LIFE AND THEN LET HER ROLL ALL OVER IT SCISSORING CYNTHIA NIXON.
ADANDONED COUCH IS THE HOTTEST FUCKING SLUT TO EVER SLUT UP THE DLISTED.
STOP THE FUCKERY~~~~~!
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
You hos are fucking morons -- there is no contest here: ROJO CALIENTE! I am already having a wet dream thinking about the three-way Hot Slut Battle Royale between La Pequena, Spaghetti Cat, and Rojo. May the best pussy win that one.
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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." - Britney Jean Spears
I can't believe you guys, Rojo will lose to Spaghetti CAT anyway...geez...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
That old bitch needs to fucking die already.