Friday, January 9th 2009

Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 3

Round 2 wasn't even close. Spaghetti Cat proved that even though his creators have died (see below), he will go on! SC noodled off (I know, but he doesn't run) with 67% of the votes leaving Michelle Duggar's super snatch behind. Now on to our third round. The slut who wins this round will go on to dick fight Spaghetti Cat and La Pequena in the final finals. Here are your choices:

September: Abandoned Couch - Seriously, it's an abandoned couch. That's it!
October: Clara Meadmore - The 105-year-old virgin! And she's still alive!
November: Kim Zolciak - Fake cancer survivor and the place where wigs go to die.
December: Rojo Caliente - No explanation needed.

I swear, Abandoned Couch is going to pull some shit. I know it! Seriously, I know most of you don't have hearts, so vote with your genitals. It will point you to the right choice. Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The final slut in the finals will be announced sometime tomorrow. You know, whenever I feel like getting my lazy ass out of bed.

Posted by: Michael K


ImpertinentVixen's picture

I voted for Abandoned Couch because Rojo creeps me out.

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shut the smurf up's picture

I voted for abandoned couch.
we can't let Ginge's to take it 2 years in a row!!! K'mon

OMG. Now the choices are tough. I love all four. Clara and Rojo the best. Damn which one should it be?! I think I'll go with Clara. She needs to rewarded for 105 years without dick!

snowpiece's picture

I decided to vote for Rojo, what if she wins and gives MK a shout out like PP did!
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Miss Priss's picture

abndoned couch!!! lol

and it's official sketty cat stole da show last round

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Just Wondering's picture

Abandonded couch all the way !!

Just Like A White Winged Dove

jwormyk's picture

I voted for Abandoned Couch, but I have a feeling Rojo Caliente will take it. Don't let this happen!!!!!!!!! Couch should win this round with Spaghetti Cat as HSOY 2009!!!

paris herpes's picture

You guys need to not vote for Rojo just because MK is obsessed with her. Come on, vote for friggin' Abandoned Couch!!!!! VOTE!

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shut the smurf up's picture

OMG what I am going to do????
I need advice!

Sugaroo's picture

Okay, how TF did Rojo slip back in here? Sorry MK, but she is an ugly heifer who can't even begin to match the beauty of Spaghetti Cat. Hell, are you sure Rojo is even a SHE?

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If you live to make it to be 105 you deserve to be the hot slut of the day but to live the long and never get your pussy licked you deserve something! Someone give me her address I am sending her a vibrator!
Dont have me because I am beautiful!

It's between abandoned ouch and the 105 yr old virgin for me...hmmm who to choose...

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kdracofan's picture

ABANDONED COUCH!

VaNcItY's picture

MK, I know you want us to vote for Rojo, but I have to go with my genitals.

ABANDONED COUCH!

rotten_egg's picture

Crap! I'm torn between abandoned couch and rojo caliente. Ho-hum, ho-hum.

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snowpiece's picture

I knew MK was gonna torture us like this Rojo couch Rojo couch aaaaagh!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

msdebagain's picture

i'll be glad when MK moves on from Rojo. i'm tired of giving her sympathy votes.
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MJF's picture

Abandoned couch is Sofa-King awesome!!!

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bitchette's picture

i will take abandoned couch home.

'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Damn that Rojo Caliente! Abandoned couch all the way!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Sorry Abandoned Couch, but my faux-lesbian heart belongs to Rojo.
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muncle's picture

Rojo scoring in a landslide :)
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KD's picture

Oh, ma! This one is a toughy!