Mickey Rourke In My Favorite Position
Ever since I started wearing pants, my hand has been down them, because that shit is my favorite thing to do. It's not even a "thing" anymore. It's a way of life. My mom calls it the "Al Brady." Yes, she means the "Al Bundy," but she gets her TV hos mixed up. Seriously, I do it all the time. It's not a sexual thing, you nasty bitch! It's not like my finger is up my ass. Well, not usually. It's just comforting keeping my hand right above my crotch area. Although, my slutty hand does travel a little too far south sometimes, but only to say "hey."
And just like Mickey Rourke, I even do that shit in public. But I always do it without thinking. When I'm waiting to cross the street or something like that, sometimes my hand will just creep into my pants out of habit. Whoever I'm with will usually call me a nasty perv and tell me to never leave the house again, but it's not like it's obscene!
In fact, I'm glad Mickey Rourke did it at the Critics Choice Awards last night. It distracts from his chilaquiles face.
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Mickey Rourke is prettier than me. *sigh*
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Beauty is in the eye of the bag over my head.
for fucks sake. what the hell did he do to his face NOW?! are those acorns implanted in his cheeks . . . or is he storing up for a cold winter? yeesh.
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Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:28pm
A Ladeeth man, with his Courvoisier, er Pabst.
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Charlie,
You is a straight up PIMP!!!
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Watch yourself, Charlie is a Dlisted ladies man!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
*fanning self* Oh my, CHARLIE!
Ain't nuthin' sweeter than the opening of a fresh, ice cold can of Pabst.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:38pm
A CAN OF FUCKING PABST OR TWO OR THREE OR FOUR WOULD SOUND MIGHTY GOOD RIGHT NOW.
Nevamind - I can't find it. And I feel purty like this anyways.
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I love his rouge.
I loved him in The Diner. He epitomized the bad boy in the leather jacket that I was such a sucker for.
No - there was a time when I wanted nothing but Mickey Rourke...but now - it's not so much how he looks but how he IS! What's with his hand in his pants? And he always looks so greasy and he hangs out with THIS guy!
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I loved 9 1/2 weeks. To bad about his face. It doesn't look as bad not bloated.
So where's the can of Pabst in a Nascar cozy and the bowl of chips balanced on his gut?
Did he live them in the Semi out back with the nekkid lady mud flaps on it?
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He was really nice looking 20 years ago and then he got into boxing and the bashing he received necessitated several really bad plastic surgeries.
Shame cause he was hwat.
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Submitted by Otter Pop on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:23pm.
I must be a big slut because I'd do him hacked up face and all.
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Amen, sista! Fellow big slut here!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I must be a big slut because I'd do him hacked up face and all.
I love him,I would put my hand down his pants anytime.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
...maybe he's just petting his chihuahua....don't they go everywhere together?....
...somewhere Carre Otis is laughing...
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had to go to wiki to get the story on what happened to him. IMO, I think he either went mental after a concussion from a boxing fight, or went mental from steroids. Or maybe he was always mental and it just took awhile to show:
"Rourke's acting career eventually became overshadowed by his personal life and seemingly eccentric career decisions. Directors such as Alan Parker found it difficult to work with him. Parker stated that "working with Mickey is a nightmare. He is very dangerous on the set because you never know what he is going to do".[4] He is alleged to have turned down a number of high-profile acting roles, including Eliot Ness in The Untouchables, Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop, Jack Crawford in The Silence of the Lambs, Tom Cruise's role in Rain Man, Nick Nolte's part in 48 Hrs., Christopher Lambert's part in Highlander and a part in Platoon. In a documentary on the special edition DVD of Tombstone, actor Michael Biehn, who plays the part of Johnny Ringo, mentions that his role was first offered to Rourke.[10]"
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:47pm.
What happened to his career?
Apparently he's getting good reviews in his new film, "The Wrestler".
I adore his batshit ass. But I do wish that he's get with some "Just For Men" for beards and moustaches. He's got frosting in his hair, and has a peepaw beard.
Remember the other day when we talked about peepaws we'd do, as well as people we'd like to have dinner with.
Well I got a new category for Mickey.
I'd love to have a couple-six drinks with him.
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Mickey Rourke needs face rehab for sure.
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Dawg that is one ugly white boy! What the fuck is up with the makeup. I mean really the guy has more makeup on than my exwife and she had to sandblast that shit off every night before she went to bed. Rouge - oh puuuleeeezzz!!!!
Chilaquiles face!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!
LOVE IT!
Haricain - nope. He just is peen obsessed.
What happened to his career?
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:45pm.
Hard to believe it was/is the same person:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NREgwSzvyDs&feature=related
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He was such a hot piece back then.. Wow.
I've decided people like this must not have any good friends. A good friend is supposed to tell you to shave off the godawful pubestache ...
Hard to believe it was/is the same person:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NREgwSzvyDs&feature=related
SFW
He dresses like a pimp but his face looks better. And that's not saying much. Too bad, he was so hot.
I think poor Micky is gender confused. On one hand he tries too hard to be all macho, yet on the other hand, hes addicted to plastic surgery and wears obvious makeup and old lady sun glasses. It's creepy and disturbing...
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Ugh. The blush is ridic! James Haven better have a good explanation for this kind of Mary Kaye fuckery!
Other than that, he actually looks better than he usta did when he looked his freakiest, but that's kinda like saying Paris Hilton isn't quite as slutty as she was at her sluttiest...Don't mean much, do it?
I'd still hit it, though...(I know, I know...I ain't right in the head). He'd have to wipe off that god awful blush first, but yeah, I'd hit it...
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The aged old question. Why do perfectly fine looking men go out and ruin their appearance with this fuckery? Kenny Rogers. Great looking specimen. And Burt Reynolds too. Guys like this just get finer and finer looking as they get older if they just let themselves age. Like Tony Bennett. I guess no one clued them in on that. There ain't nothing in the world finer than a seasoned, well adjusted, and aged man.
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Dear Micky: U R a disgusting caricature of yourself. I know you think you're hot shit because you can still pull "hot girls" but they are only fucking you for your fame. In a FEW YEARS you are going to be so gross that no one will touch you. I bet you would have made a really sexy peepaw if you had just let it be!
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"chilaquiles face."
LMAO!
if ever there was a chilaquiles cucuy monster..
he would be it.
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Hell yes! Remember this?
SFW.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
He was very handsome but those nails in the b&w pic :puke: no fingerbanging allowed with those
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I was disturbed because I thought he was readjusting the plastic implants in his face. You should never do that in public, that's really rude.
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Mickey Rourke wears make-up!?! Hahahhahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahh!
He is wearing blush and probably mascara, why in the hell did he do this to his face!?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:15pm.
Now, consider that THIS is what he use to look like...
http://www.tattooirovka.com/uploads/posts/1174647766_mickey_rourke.jpg
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That was Beautiful! Now, not so much.
Hmmmmm....chilaquiles. I love them!
What about putting hands in both of your slacks' pockets and pulling them up some. To show off
a little or not-so-little pkg...it's a totally
subconscious act. honest:)
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:09pm.
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Whoa, hey!! LOL
He's not keeping bad company is he?
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
YEEAP those are some fingerbanging instruments.
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Hairicane, I had to take another look and you're right. Holy crap! *makes appointment for an eye exam*
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:06pm.
I really hope he wins the oscar.
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Yeah. So he can afford GOOD plastic surgery.
btw, What does he date?
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:08pm.
Anyone know whats going on with his upper lip facial hair? Is that for real?
I was about to say, it looks like he glued on that facial hair because it doesn't even match his stubble
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:16pm.
Is he wearing blush?
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For crying out loud IslandGirl! He's got on as much make-up as you and me. Plus the dyed upper lip hair.
His fingers look like penises!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:15pm.
god damn, I had forgotten. he was young russell crowe hot back in the day..... shit.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Oh my god, I used to do that with bronzer in the 90s to give myselfe cheekbones.
Oh for gosh sakes. I used to like him so much but now I'm SO REPULSED. Nicole's forehead's GOT NUTHIN' on restylane-engorged Mickey. Did he get industrial grade silicon for his face like Priscilla Presley?