Mickey Rourke In My Favorite Position
Ever since I started wearing pants, my hand has been down them, because that shit is my favorite thing to do. It's not even a "thing" anymore. It's a way of life. My mom calls it the "Al Brady." Yes, she means the "Al Bundy," but she gets her TV hos mixed up. Seriously, I do it all the time. It's not a sexual thing, you nasty bitch! It's not like my finger is up my ass. Well, not usually. It's just comforting keeping my hand right above my crotch area. Although, my slutty hand does travel a little too far south sometimes, but only to say "hey."
And just like Mickey Rourke, I even do that shit in public. But I always do it without thinking. When I'm waiting to cross the street or something like that, sometimes my hand will just creep into my pants out of habit. Whoever I'm with will usually call me a nasty perv and tell me to never leave the house again, but it's not like it's obscene!
In fact, I'm glad Mickey Rourke did it at the Critics Choice Awards last night. It distracts from his chilaquiles face.
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I think he looks human.
he must be laying off the plastic surgery.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Mickey is sporting a hell of a lot of bronzer. You can also tell he likes shiney things.
Is he wearing blush?
It's a habit for him too.
http://giantmonster.com/wp-content/pix/rourke/rourke_BRITTANY_V.JPG
Now, consider that THIS is what he use to look like...
http://www.tattooirovka.com/uploads/posts/1174647766_mickey_rourke.jpg
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
what is this thing ?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
He just makes me want to slap my forehead.
World's Craziest Tattoos:
http://www.oddee.com/item_84547.aspx
(I like the one with the spider web in the palm)
Wasn't he in the Monkee's or something? I remember that episode where Mickey got captured by aliens and they replaced him with an alien version. The best part was the alien had two left feet - freaking pure genius...
God the sixties must have been filled with good drugs!
I do the same thing MK, just not in public. I am a lady, after all, & that just wouldn't be proper. I only do it in the wintertime when I'm cuddled up on the couch under a blanket watching tv & my hands are cold. Sticking them down my pants into my crotch area makes them get warm really quickly.
And oh yeah, I also do that when I masturbate, but that's a different story.
Great. This will be my 3 year old when grown then. UGH!
That kid cannot keep his hands OUT of his pants.
Worst part, it's not just that he puts his hand down there, he flips up his peen, the head peeking out, rolling it between his fore and middle fingers.
UGH!
Anyone know whats going on with his upper lip facial hair? Is that for real?
MK you must have snuck a peek at our thread down at the open post....hahhaha, chilaquiles face is right...I'm glad his hand went south then, it distracts from the horror of his face!
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I really hope he wins the oscar.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.