Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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Good lord that chick looks like Kristin Steward. What a fugly chick who looks like a stroke victim. Plus she needs to eat something. Michael C. Hall must love fugly chicks.
Submitted by minimegs26 on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 3:37pm.
okay... when i scroll down a bit, and cut FenPhen Jenn's face out of my view, she looks like my 15 year old cousin Jason in a beach wrap. bleh. how sad is this shit? hotness Michael is doing a twink with a chick's face... how very 'dude looks like a lady' of him....
Is that your gay cousin Jason or the Jason that needs a more manly beach wrap?
okay... when i scroll down a bit, and cut FenPhen Jenn's face out of my view, she looks like my 15 year old cousin Jason in a beach wrap. bleh. how sad is this shit? hotness Michael is doing a twink with a chick's face... how very 'dude looks like a lady' of him....
OMG, someone needs to buy that girl something to eat!
Submitted by BabyJane on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:48am.
Nooooo, Dexter is miiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!!!!!
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I was about to say that she reminded me of the girl in the sickest scenes of "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" but then I googled and it actually was her. I thought they had to put makeup on her to get her eyes and head to look that awful. PS she was terrible in that movie too.
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Congrats Michael. You just married a Bratz doll...without the boobs.
Aphid on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:06pm
That will totally calm his hyper kitteh butt down, he'll still be a babeh fwend but even more of babeh.
*purrs, mews*
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Little vanilla tiger fwend is great, he IS a little shit sometimes though. But he's so damn sweet and affectionate, we can't stay mad at him when he terrorizes old lady cat. LOL
He's getting the snip snip pretty soon, that might calm him down. Right now he's running back and forth down the hallway and stairs, a little orange-and-white blur.
Aphid on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:01pm
ahahahahahahaha...
I got Dexter for Xmas.
SMOOCHIES!
And wittle kitteh fwend smoochies too.
How is the little shit?
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We're huge fans of Dexter. But when I read this aloud to the fiance, he promptly said, "That's guy's a fag. She looks like a guy. A bug-faced guy."
Ack, she's so think that her boobs must have shrunk. Not an attractive look.
oooohhhh...dexter is sooo good. i was a huge six feet under fan, and i couldn't see michael c hall as dexter, at first. but it's a really good show, and he is brilliant in it. jennifer carpenter is great in it, too. but she seriously has lost too much weight. is she ok?
I SWORE he was a gaylord. who knew?
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She has the body of a 12 year-old boy.
If she's 29 then I'm twelve.
She looks like a praying mantis.....
the wine glass has more cleavage than she does
Not everyone can be gay Mrs. Campbell. I am ok with this.. I LOVE DEXTER.....so many deserving people get hacked into pieces..Good Times.....
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Ooh, I positively adored "Six Feet Under" and the David Fisher character.
I've never watched Dexter, although I have heard many positive things about the show and know the general gist of the show.
Maybe I will be able to rent or obtain the DVD's from the library and catch up on the past seasons...Are new episodes currently on the tube?
Dexter has been on my to-do list for yrs but I never get around to Netflixing it.
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I freakin love the show Dexter! Good for them and I hope their marriage lasts.
Yeah his new wife is skinny, but I think she's one of those naturally skinny people. She doesn't look like one of those unhealthy starlets who starve themselves.
I have a cousin like that.
He's super skinny and eats like a pig...... bastard.
She is a terrible actress. I sorta stopped watching because I can't bear to watch her on my screen.
she really looks emaciated...i bet she is naturally adorably thin, but just in case still only eats veggies & runs 10 miles a day...she looks very weird.
I thought she might gain some weight overnight, but nah.
I am truly shocked by how thin she is. I can't believe bitch can even walk. Looks like her head is going to come off
The "thing" on his left can't be female, right?
I am devastated.
Kudos to him & the new Mrs.! All the best... and Godspeed.
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We thought Michael was 'of the persuasia'.
What is Michael doing with that icky stink-fish??!!!
Yuck!
I knew he wasn't gay but I thought he was married to another chick,this is a oh snap,Im pretty shocked they don't seem hot for each other on the show,I mean I know they play brother and sister but I didn't see this coming.
Dammmm, she makes Nicole Ritchie look like an over fed cow!!! This bitch is way too thin.
I thought he was gay.
Dexter isn't a very good show, IMO. Much too gory to be fun. But something that is really entertaining is Curb Your Enthusiasm season 3's episodes The Corpse-Sniffing Dog and Crazy Eyez Killa. So, so good.
Submitted by silvarga on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:40am.
for real. The really sad part is that she already got implants.
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hahahaha awwww they are so cute!!! but seriously, itès going to be a bit weird to see them as siblings now. i could ignore dating not marriage! LMAO.
and seriously, MK, you need to tivo this shit.
She's a skinny bitch with a crooked mouth! Owwww! I'd rather see him with the guy from 6 Feet Under, HE was built!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:16am.
ZZ Top has just written a new song for her. "She's got ribs, and she knows how to use them".
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