Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:07am.
Baconater!!!
She would go to Wendy's and order a hamburger *hold the burger*
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ZZ Top has just written a new song for her. "She's got ribs, and she knows how to use them".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Isnt he gay? www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Socky!
She could star as a cadaver on that show 'Bones'.
Deb from Hell! *waving*
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Long time, no see, Deb! Hope you're doing well.
On topic: Well I was on topic in the open thread so I'll use my off-topic credit here.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:02am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:48pm.
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*creating a flower using poor origami skills (sowwy) & giving it to you* Hi! Deb! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* How are you doing? I'm gonna have a great time serving meals created by Charles Manson! LOL!
ON T: Eat, bitch!
I saw that! Feeding her some fucking fava beans with a motherfucking Chianti!
**sniffing my lovely flower**smooches and big hugs right back atcha**
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She needs to discover the joy of the Wendy's Baconator. Mmmmm, Baconatorrrr... She'll never be too thin again.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:01am.
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*frantically waving* Hi! Devilgirl! Hope you have a story! I really enjoyed the one you wrote last time. Wow! Adventure...and not in a good way.
ON T: One good shove and we're talking mutiple fractures. Bitch's bones are brittle.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Wow bitch needs a burger.
That's funny stuff!
But I better get going. As soon as Tigerlilly sees that Roy statue, I'm in for it.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:01am.
greetings back, DG. I'm off to the cabbage patch kid / off topic thread. I've been drinking, and I can only make so many comments about how skinny this chick is.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:48pm.
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*creating a flower using poor origami skills (sowwy) & giving it to you* Hi! Deb! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* How are you doing? I'm gonna have a great time serving meals created by Charles Manson! LOL!
ON T: Eat, bitch!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Greetings Team Valtrex!
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:46pm.
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LOL! It's not the higher ups..it's the gutter where I swim for all the dirt, mama! You don't think IG was standing on that curb by herself when she took that immortal photo didja? ;)
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:48pm.
Tonite?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:47pm.
Lurves Sockie back!
On topic: sockie best not try that with the bride, she appears easily broken.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:43pm.
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You wake up in the morning and find that yourself in a tub full of ice & missing a leg....you're done! Urban legends ain't got nothing on TigerLilly!
Nite. Nite. Cholly!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:40pm.
*waiting for sock-monkey hugs*
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you are incorrigable tonite, you shameless pimp!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:40pm.
*waiting for sock-monkey hugs*
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Are you sure?!? *jumping off top of hamper into your arms* Catch me! *muttering* You betta not sidestep! *sock monkey hugs & smooch, smooch, smooch!* Me lurves you, TV!!
ON T: Hoik!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
islandgirl,
Hahahaahaaahaaahaaa thats perfect.
NitWitty, I wish all you higher ups would let me in on the important stuff from time to time.
:D
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:38pm.
I feel that she considers tranquilizer darts to be date rape drugs.
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It all makes sense now.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
@TIGERLILLY. I GOT TO QUIT YOU TOO, BABE. I AM DOWN FOR THE COUNT. GOT TO ROUND UP THE FUCKING WOMAN. MUCH LOVE. SEE YA.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:40pm.
I can't believe you have pics of her 1st three way. I think that's the 7th or 8th.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:36pm.
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You guys didn't know? We don't talk about that here..Roy considered her a real pain in his neck for a while there.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:36pm.
Does anyone else get the feeling that Tigerlilly actually works in Vegas with Siegfried & Roy?
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Ahahahaha... I took this pic when I was there in October, and I KNEW it reminded me of something!!
http://i41.tinypic.com/2hz5kyt.jpg
*waiting for sock-monkey hugs*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:30pm.
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Nite. Nite. Tigerlilly! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* *handing you a huge bag of catnip on way off the Dlisted playground*
ON T: Bet the dentist just lays his instruments on her chest...she's so flat..they won't slide off.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:36pm.
I feel that she considers tranquilizer darts to be date rape drugs.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Does anyone else get the feeling that Tigerlilly actually works in Vegas with Siegfried & Roy?
:D
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
nite, Tiger!
feel free to use the bride as a toothpick
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Dexter really, really likes ribs! His wife, not so much.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mr. President on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:18pm.
He can't motorboat his new bride, either. He can't even row boat that shit.
- Maybe surfboard? Boogie Board? Snow Board?
Chalk board?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Ok, the tiger cub has said I gotta quit you bitches, but I love you whores more than Pamela Anderson owns her age...More than Katie Homely treasures her integrity...More than Nicole Kidman loves a wrinkled forehead....Yes, this is how much I love you bitches....LOVE, LOVE, LOVE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If the acting career doesn't work out, she can also get a job at a calibration lab. They're always in need of extremely flat and level surfaces for their instruments.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Srsly, does my head look huge in this? Bitch is a bigger bobblehead than Dave Navarro or Tim Gunn.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
ITA on the avie. It's Rourke with Just For Men hair coloring on that scraggly stache.
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Hi! Manimal! *sock monkey hug & smooches* LOL! Love the avie! Could Rourke look any HWATTER?!?!
ON T: Not HWAT!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
This Rourke Avie is making me itchy.
Jennifer is about as attractive as uh...something that's too skinny and not attractive. I'll be back.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
Sin City Mickey, I'm totally on board. He OWNED that movie!
On topic: the bride's resemblance to pixie sticks is bringing back childhood memories of accelerated heartrates and juvenile diabetes.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Manimal, your old avie looks more Human than your new one. HAHA. I like Rourke, though. A hot mess for sure.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
Mani? Is that you? Oh Mani you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Ahahaha!!
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No! no! no! IG, it's, And I want..And I need..Manimal! hahahahhaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2GLQDLFtM
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:03pm.
is that you mrsoul?cause that's how he cooks,types, and swears!get back to bed manwhorederv.:)hugs.
oh hes gone? coming!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:18pm.
He can't motorboat his new bride, either. He can't even row boat that shit.
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But even if he loses one of those little peg things, he can still play Battleship. He now has a replacement.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Lara Flynn Boyle's ironing board.
Mani? Is that you? Oh Mani you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Ahahaha!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:18pm.
ITA on the avie. It's Rourke with Just For Men hair coloring on that scraggly stache.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:18pm.
He can't motorboat his new bride, either. He can't even row boat that shit.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
TV,
Isn't it ironic? On topic, in a No topic thread, bad. Off topic on a topic, bad.
CTH,
Look out your window!!! Can you see the road?? I got NUTHIN!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
booooo on the avie!
On topic: if she HAD 2 Tic Tacs, her hubby would probably be trying to tittyfuck them.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:02pm.
not THAT kind of divinity fudge you heretic!
wow it must suck something really hard and salty to be told by a CANADIAN (side-eye to TV) about a classic southern dish.
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Have a heart! I came from an abusive home....*sob*...We had no candy dish, no donut dish, not even a cookie jar....MY MAMA DIN'T FRY CHICKEN... *ahem*...Now, what kind of fucked up southern home doesn't have an fryin' chicken mama...? I WAS ABUSED...(and ok, she fried chicken but only a few times a year....I WAS ABUSED)...No candy dish though...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jennifer is looking like an alien from area 51.
Eat something besides tic-tacs.
Evening all.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:09pm.
I thought MK would understand that the whiners only come here to whine, it's what they do. Everyone else has fun. I reported it for being on topic in an off topic thread. That might be ironic.
On topic: Dexter smooshed the wedding cake in her face, now she's done eating until her next wedding.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.