Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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CHARLIE MANSON IS MY ONLINE GOD.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
At least nobody can accuse her of having fake tits. To put in implants that small, the plastic surgeon would have had to use an atomic force microscope.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I hope Emily Rose looks like she needs a nice honeymoon with her just hanging around the buffet.
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"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
TV,
Sooooooo, someone is whining about being off topic on an off topic thread?? Does that mean they are on topic? Off on topic in a topic thread? Fudge. Some people will bitch about anything.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
she's just never had fudge with bacon bits before.
obviously, neither has Dexter's wife/sister.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:02pm.
not THAT kind of divinity fudge you heretic!
wow it must suck something really hard and salty to be told by a CANADIAN (side-eye to TV) about a classic southern dish.
http://www.savannahcandy.com/pages/divinity_candy
just don't make it on a humid day.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:04pm.
Is it wrong that I want to be rounded up to the mother fucking bed??
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If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right. *says good night and busts out my lasso*
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:03pm.
Someone's in the open topic thread bitching about people being off topic. Open season on threads WITH topics.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:01pm.
ONCE A FUCKING GODDAMN AGAIN I HAVE TO ROUND UP THE MOTHERFUCKING WOMAN AND CARRY HER OFF TO FUCKING BED. GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT.
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My Cholly is a die-hard romantic....*swoon*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is it wrong that I want to be rounded up to the mother fucking bed?? Cuz I do.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Nice titlets on the sister/wife. Maybe it's "shrinkage".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
LMFAO CHuck that's my new Lord's Prayer =))=))=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
TV,
Ah shit! Off topic with an open topic thread. Bugger! Me, not you. Cabin fever, ya know.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:45pm.
You poor sad sorry cunt.
I was learning how to make fudge before I was 10.
To this day my peanut butter fudge will make your claws pop out with delight.
no divinity fudge either I guess eh?
straight up child abuse.
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What is this "divinity fudge" you speak of? I remember as a child my "artsy" uncle and his "roommate" used to speak of this during holidays and family gatherings, but my grandmother used to kick them out of her house when they did...????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:47pm.
angel's not my type anyway (she's CANADIAN!). I'll get back to you about Miseralba's mom.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:52pm.
'Girlie' stands.
A real man would know how to kill him, dress him and butcher him.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:39pm.
seven tits
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I told you that in confidence, TOE DICK... oh, yeah, ladies that's right, and don't let TV tell you it was his BIG TOE that got transplanted after his de-dicktifying freak Bobbit "accident"...
Oh, but no...it was the lil' piggy that says, "wee, wee, wee," all the way home...if I ain't being too subtle...
Oh, yeah, bitch I'm down like that....
It's on...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:45pm.
Boone's Farm Strawberry Blaze.
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LMAO!! *evil laugh* And I'm serving it straight from the bottle and leaving it on the table!!
ON T: Considering she ain't got any boobies to support that dress...it should have slid down to her waist when she took a step.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:47pm.
angel's not my type anyway (she's CANADIAN!). I'll get back to you about Miseralba's mom.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
girlie? I'm over on open post trying to find a way of making my boss' impending death look like an accident!
That was totally on topic!!!! He plays a murderer!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:45pm.
You poor sad sorry cunt.
I was learning how to make fudge before I was 10.
To this day my peanut butter fudge will make your claws pop out with delight.
no divinity fudge either I guess eh?
straight up child abuse.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Mrs K.,
My pleasure. For you, anything...legal..well..moral...well...no..for you, anything.
TITS,
=(
TV is being girlie....
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:39pm.
seven tits
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naw the seventh is one of cock monkeys that she's holding in escrow.
edit - typo but it made me laugh so it stays
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Charlie, you have a way with words, you make me wet.
WHORE!
I'll tell you what you can do with those rotten anchovie skank ass leftovers! Take them to the CDC because that NASTY WOMAN'S DISEASE probably have not identified as the kind of MAN STEALIN' SKEEZER SKANK DISEASE that you have, you SKANKITY SKANK ASS CHOLLY STEALIN' SKANK ASS SKEEZER HO...
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*blush*
call me angie and bow down bitch when you're done cuddling up to your sad salt lick.
6 tits aren't always better.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD HAVE A FUCKING GODDAMN APPLE IN HER MOUTH AND SPUN AROUND FOR ABOUT 12 GODDAMN FUCKING HOURS. THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM IS THAT THERE WOULDNT BE ANY GODDAMN FUCKING MEAT THERE AND SHE WOULD HAVE BE CHUCKED FUCKING OFF TO THE GODDAMN PALMETTOS. AND THEN MABE THE GODDAMN FUCKING DIAMONDBACKS WILL FINISH HER ASS.
Picture looks like Angel photoshopped a man head on a twit body...LoL!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:31pm.
How many brides have you seen with the exact same shape as the bouquet?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV,
You could...but I am, sadly, feeling quite lazy.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
He actually has the right idea, now when he digs a shallow grave, it only has to be 6 inches wide.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
I'm pretty sure she'll be using a single fishnet stocking as sexy lingerie for her wedding night, pulled all the way up to her neck.
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So...are we allowed to eat her (chocolate) head, once the fishnets end?? I'm kinda hungry...
Mrs K!
Did you get the msg my lovely?
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:28pm.
can I just direct you to my profile on inmate.com?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Candy dish....PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
We had a donut dish. Always full of donuts.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
TV,
Talk dirty to us. It is snowing like a biatch and some of us are shut ins...
*pops popcorn*
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
I'm pretty sure she'll be using a single fishnet stocking as sexy lingerie for her wedding night, pulled all the way up to her neck.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
OMG, Charles Manson you are TOO DAMN FUNNY! And Sock-Monkey keep takin' notes lol...
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I am! I am! I just found the perfect menu for dinner and drinks with the future MIL. I can't wait to see the expression on her face when I serve bologna boats on our fine china!! Her frozen (botox & chem peels) face will try desperately to twitch in disdain!! I looooove it!! *tapping little sock monkey finger on chin...pondering* hmmmm...I wonder what cheap wine I can serve with this dish?
ON T: When bitch runs...her stick legs rub against each other and create a little smoke & fire.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
i loves me some "dexter" and i loves me some michael c hall, but wtf is thinking marrying his sister/wife...jennifer is so skinny she has practically disappeared on the show and she looks disgustingly emaciated in this picture...how can anyone find this shit attractive?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:25pm.
Don't make me horrify you with tales of my mom's cooking.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:22pm.
nah, the top of a lollipop is supposed to be tasty
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Got me. I wouldn't eat anything this chick was serving, TV.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:07pm.
Oh, and I'm not fussy about her orange/red combo. Is that all the rage now?
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I think Fat Albert brought it into fashion.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Where's her boobies go??
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:18pm.
Tiger, children need fat to grow. Butter, bacon, chicken skin...ooooh and pork crackling. GAH. Whole milk, cream and real cheese.
You're not going to grow up big and strong on sprouts and legumes alone.
That girl needs some yorkshire pudding, gravy and a nice roast beef feast. (trying to stay on topic)
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Oh, no. We had all that shit, and my mom was not a food Nazi, cuz I grew up with that shit too with a little more balance than the fat family? yes, but the fat family had A CANDY DISH! That was the main thing...
Yeah, they had everything WAY better than we did in terms of a kid's mind... Looking back on it, there was a reason those fuckers were fat and my ma was totally right, BUT THEY HAD A CANDY DISH!!!! ALWAYS FULL...OF CANDY...!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:22pm.
nah, the top of a lollipop is supposed to be tasty.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
*turning tiger back on Cholly*....
EVER!!! I MEAN it!!!!
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aww there there pussy.
I'll bring you some salty leftovers...?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:19pm.
Did she go into the dress shop intending to look like a licorice whip?
n.
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FYI-- Licorice whips are straight up and down. She's more like a lollipop.
by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 01/09/2009
I'M ONLY KIDDING. REALIZED HOW HARSH IT SOUNDED AFTWARDS. LOVE YA. SORRY.
The BUG EYES are looking at me. I not like it.
She needs her thyroid checked & she needs a big fucking cheeseburger.
Congrats Dexter, maybe they both will kill and mutilated many people together :p
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That dress is only staying up because it's stuck on her chest hair.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.