Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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Did she go into the dress shop intending to look like a licorice whip?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Tiger, children need fat to grow. Butter, bacon, chicken skin...ooooh and pork crackling. GAH. Whole milk, cream and real cheese.
You're not going to grow up big and strong on sprouts and legumes alone.
That girl needs some yorkshire pudding, gravy and a nice roast beef feast. (trying to stay on topic)
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Later that evening, Rachel Zoe complimented Ms. Carpenter on her clavicles.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:01pm.
No way she is naturally that thin.
She's a fuckin' bobble head, FFS!!!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Nitty.... AHAHAHA!!! I especially liked the opening scene when he fired the hot dog down the hallway. And the hotdog with a cig in the end was a classic. Multi-tasking!
Oh, and I'm not fussy about her orange/red combo. Is that all the rage now?
Like Love Andy says, no & wrong. Plus he left his wife for her -- he'd married her just before (or just after) Six Feet Under started. So how long does she think it'll be before he dumps her for someone else?
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Submitted by paris herpes: "I know there are some naturally slender people out there, I've known plenty, but judging from her clavicles I don't think she's one of them."
Yes. There is a difference. I think she's ano, too.
I do know some naturally thin people and they don't look like they are starving. They're just thin. This woman has hollowed-out-looking cheeks. You can imagine her with some weight on her.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:50pm.
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That one was share worthy...Someone in this place is taking notes.
Here's another one to keep it all on topic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oPS2G-V4XM
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
What the fuck does she eat. Not enough obviously. And what about having kids. She probably hasn't even gotten her period yet, cause she's still waiting for her boobs to come in. You know he must really love her to marry that skeletal ass. There is no boob to hold on to. My husband loves my 44FFs. She isn't even an A cup, more like an 8 year old. Why does anyone think that is attractive. And don't give me a pile of shit about being naturally skinny. Horseshit. No grown ass woman is meant to look like an elementary student naturally. I have friends who are naturally skinny, but they still manage to look like healthy women. This bitch looks like she could have been one of the corpses on 6 Feet Under, without any assistance from the makeup or special effects departments.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:52pm.
when women in Hollywood lose weight they wear things to show off their skeletons as if their unhealthy weight loss is an accomplishment. They're proud of the way they look because of the shit they went through to get that way but they fail to realize that they look like skinny dudes.
Yup.
when women in Hollywood lose weight they wear things to show off their skeletons as if their unhealthy weight loss is an accomplishment. They're proud of the way they look because of the shit they went through to get that way but they fail to realize that they look like skinny dudes.
Damn, whatever happened to the dude that played Keith on SFU? Mathew St. Patrick? He was HOTTTTTTTTT! So dreamy.
I saw her in person once and I thought she was really pretty. She is really thin but it really did look natural - like she is one of those skinny people who can't gain weight. Seriously. She's actually prettier in person.
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Sorry TITS, wasn't trying to be a know-it-all and in the main,
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didn't think you were :) No harm, no foul.
I was just hoping i was right! LOL
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:37pm.
In other words, his Frankenstein-lookin' head's days are numbered.
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Mike!!! *sock monkey hugs & kisses* It's so nice to see you!
ON T: LOL! Yeah...it's just a matter of time then...yum, yum!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nits....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl8FTdjNri4
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
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Sleep well, Carefreea. Dream of cream puff's and Willy Wonka's huge chocolate bar...but more importantly, dream of devouring them in front of this woman. G'night, doll!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
You know what? There ARE people who are naturally slender like that. Now considering where she lives and what she does for a living it's not unreasonable to assume anorexia but it might not be the only reason.
I'm 5'10" and when I was in my twenties I rarely wieghed more than 128 lbs. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ATE.
Give me a healthy slender person over a fattie bo battie any day of the week. or a skinny person with no muscle tone - ick.
This woman looks fine to me.
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Do me a favor-- measure your shoulders, then your waist, then your thighs. If any of them are wider than your head (unlike this chick) please let us know.
Sorry TITS, wasn't trying to be a know-it-all and in the main, I agree with you but she's got severe lollipop head going and pecs where breasts (whatever size) should be.
Bodywise, she reminds of Calista Flockhart when she started to get really famous for that tv show, which I can't be arsed to look up.
Anyways, it's pushing on past 2am here so I'm out. Take care and remember to vote for Rojo ;)
Stupid IE double posts :@
SSubmitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:20pm.
I'm 5'10" and when I was in my twenties I rarely wieghed more than 128 lbs. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ATE.
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY. MOST GODDAMN FUCKING WOMEN STUGGLE VERY HARD TO KEEP THEIR WEIGHT AT AN ACCEPTABLE FUCKING LEVEL. AT 5'10 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WEIGHT ABOUT FUCKING 160. 128 SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING SLENDER. I THINK YOU NEED MY FUCKING SPECIAL ROAST BEEF AND GARLIC MASHED GRAVY FUCKING DINNER.
He looks in proportion and healthy. She looks like she may be looking into head-lipo. Bitch needs to admit she is naturally bigger than that body, and get over it!!!
I really think his breasts might be bigger than hers.
BITCH EAT YOU A SAMMICH! SAMMICHES IS GOOD!...Oooh, grilled cheese wif bacon sammich...Now, why all you ho's get me hungry for a sammich, dammit!
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as a kid I used to love fried hot dogs that had a slit cut length wise stuffed with cheddar and wrapped in bacon.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:26pm.
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IG, thanks fo sharing. It brought a tear to my eye, and made me randy for this lil ditty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:28pm.
OMFG! He's fucking a praying mantis!
In other words, his Frankenstein-lookin' head's days are numbered.
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:27pm.
TITS, that's as maybe but a quick google image search and IMDB have pictures where she doesn't look like she'd fall through a paving crack.
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damn.
I was hoping against hope that i was right this time.
sigh
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
TITS, clearly she looks better with more clothes on then. On her website she looks less emaciated actually. I don't think it's necessary for her to look this way either, she's not a model or anything. It also might be the angle of the picture too. I know there are some naturally slender people out there, I've known plenty, but judging from her clavicles I don't think she's one of them.
STFU!!!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:20pm.
You know what? There ARE people who are naturally slender like that. Now considering where she lives and what she does for a living it's not unreasonable to assume anorexia but it might not be the only reason.
I'm 5'10" and when I was in my twenties I rarely wieghed more than 128 lbs. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ATE.
Give me a healthy slender person over a fattie bo battie any day of the week. or a skinny person with no muscle tone - ick.
This woman looks fine to me.
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I hear ya about a skinny bitch...I'm a skinny ho, BUT this bitch's head tells me she need some meat on her bones just to hold that giant ripe ass mellon up.
They's some ho's who just skinny. I'm one of those ho's but that bitch have a bigger noggin' than her new gay husband have! No, you when you got a HEEED like that, you need to have something to support it...
Look at how she's holdin' on to that wineglass for dear life....like she asking the Jesus Juice she had for dinner that usta be in there to give her boney ass the strength to hold that anvil of a head up for the night....
BITCH EAT YOU A SAMMICH! SAMMICHES IS GOOD!...Oooh, grilled cheese wif bacon sammich...Now, why all you ho's get me hungry for a sammich, dammit!
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Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:27pm.
TITS, that's as maybe but a quick google image search and IMDB have pictures where she doesn't look like she'd fall through a paving crack.
If you look at her, she's clearly not that slender naturally but whatever, who are we little people to judge
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Seriously? You mean most peoples heads are not twice the width of their bodies?? I better check on my (bobble-head) neighbor.
OMFG! He's fucking a praying mantis!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
TITS, that's as maybe but a quick google image search and IMDB have pictures where she doesn't look like she'd fall through a paving crack.
If you look at her, she's clearly not that slender naturally but whatever, who are we little people to judge?
Nits, right back at ya! ♥♥
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LOVE dexter. But Deb gets on my nerves sometimes...she has total aneroxic boy body. I cant believe he married that.
Wow. Wont be able to watch them on screen in the same way.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
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Sorry, I'm a freakin newbie and keep posting without any info... F*ck me...
Now I remember the movie Jennifer (Debra) was in, "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Not the scariest flick out there but, super creepy for sure. She was possessed and started eating spiders and cortored her body in all kinds of positions. I remember an interview w/ her during a press tour and she said she had no problem moving her body in those ways, no special effects or body doubles needed, pretty impressive.
I still love them both, gay, bi, in-between, etc. I honestly don't care, I'm a hopeless romantic.
Much love to all - my heart * * * *
Yikes, she is scarey.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Islandgirl, I'm sending this one out to you and to Jennifer Carpenter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UziGwZBvth0
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Haha I liked that ho in White Chicks!
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You know what? There ARE people who are naturally slender like that. Now considering where she lives and what she does for a living it's not unreasonable to assume anorexia but it might not be the only reason.
I'm 5'10" and when I was in my twenties I rarely wieghed more than 128 lbs. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ATE.
Give me a healthy slender person over a fattie bo battie any day of the week. or a skinny person with no muscle tone - ick.
This woman looks fine to me.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Thats the fug chick on THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE
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Submitted by MzSassy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:08pm.
Where did her tits go? On a vacation to the Bahamas??
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They're in St. Lucia with Wino.
You go, Charles! Bitch looks emaciated more so than even Hollywhore needs them to be. It'd be like shagging a twig, ugh.
Where did her tits go? On a vacation to the Bahamas??
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:50pm.
Well, technically, they are not DNA blood related brother and sister on the show but still, just no and wrong.
On The Partridge Family I used to think that Keith Partridge could have sex with Susan Dey.
"Go ahead have sex, she's not your real sister".
OK, maybe I have issues.*running away*
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congrats.yeah I called that one a long time ago.8)
shes quirky and so is he.
whats wrong with marrying your sister or cousin for that matter??oops.;>
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:50pm.
Well, technically, they are not DNA blood related brother and sister on the show but still, just no and wrong.
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O GAWD! That's right! They could TOTALLY be doing it! EeeeeeeeeeW!
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Well, technically, they are not DNA blood related brother and sister on the show but still, just no and wrong.
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Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:38pm.
Dickless marries titless
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but which one is which?
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Pssht... please, that's easy, the one with no tits is clearly...Wait...Ok, well the one with no dick is...Ok...tiger confused...There's no tits, no dick and...HOLY FUCK GIVE MY TIGER ASS A RUBICKS CUBE AND I'LL FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT FASTER....*huff, huff, huff*...Fuck this, I need some catnip and booze...PRONTO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
his "sister" looks like an alien
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How am I gonna watch that show now?
All up in the back of my mind I'm gonna be:
ESCANDALO! Dexter's doing it with his sister!
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