Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:40pm.
I know. They confuse me. In this case it probably doesn't matter. Maybe they're both switchitters?
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Um,
I don't think small breasted women should attempt the strapless. One should be at least a B Cup for them.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:38pm.
Dickless marries titless
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but which one is which?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:21pm.
Umm...where are her boobies???
Tigerlily: I'm so jealous that Charlie wrote you a song!
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Her boobies are milk carton bound...MISSING...poor boobies...abducted from home...all alone...:-(
And yeah, I'm still swooning ova my Cholly's song! MY CHOLLY!
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Dickless marries titless, I'll bet they're having nono hole sex right now.
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Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:34pm.
Why do guys like to fuck these skeletons?
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Only guys who are into pre-teen boys like that look.
Zip it up. End of story.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:33pm.
she is anorexic
Nahhhhhh. She just has a super fast metabolism! Yeah, that's it.
Seriously, patty cake! The camera ADDS 10 pounds.
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my winter middle.
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Submitted by Zac on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:45pm.
Meh, 'mo or no, you can't be worse in the sack than my ex...Let's give omni-sexuality a try...It's gotta be more fun that giving peace a chance, right? I'll even watch gay porn witchu...Ever seen gay tiger porn? HWAT!!!!
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Have I ever seen gay tiger porn? Of course I have, what respectable gay man hasn't!? I can't wait to attempt to rock your world, I haven't had vag in years!
The more I look at the picture I must say that I agree with Tigerlilly about the way she's holding that wine glass. She could easily drop that and, as Michael K said in the Wino post this morning, spilling booze is just plain wrong. So how long until "irreconcilable differences" tears them apart? I give them until Summer 2010, I know that's generous for a celebrity marriage but they're not that famous.
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Amen, my bruva...RESPECT THE BOOZE!
Yeah, so is this no tits havin' head on a stick ho a beard or what? What say you, 'mo...? I don't know this dude, but I instantly like him which means he's either a good guy or gay...the former being far more rare than the latter in my experience...Bitter? Why would you say that???? *sucking on lemons*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why do guys like to fuck these skeletons?
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The war isn't working.
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she is anorexic
xoxox
The war isn't working.
What MK said reminds me of Jaime Pressly & David Spade in Joe Dirt: "You're my sister!"..."I'm your sister!" Too funny!
I know somebody who worked with him on Six Feet Under (best show ever, by the way) and he's totally gay. Beard much? But hey, that's okay, I wouldn't want to come out and get pigeonholed into certain roles either... but the poor girl! I hope she knows at least...!
holy shit is this broomstick ho allergic to estrogen? Did she eat her bosom then throw it up? Did Dexter cut them off and eat that shit? Who is the woman in this picture?
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This definitely surprises me since I didn't even know that he had divorced his last wife.
They don't look compatable
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Umm...where are her boobies???
Tigerlily: I'm so jealous that Charlie wrote you a song!
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She looks like Celine Dion.
Is that show any good? I don't care for too much blood and gore and guns.. well not at all really.
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to add to my earlier comment, i think my actual nipple is bigger than her chichis and i dont have big nipples. she looks like a boy in drag and i usually like boys in drag :(
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:45pm.
Meh, 'mo or no, you can't be worse in the sack than my ex...Let's give omni-sexuality a try...It's gotta be more fun that giving peace a chance, right? I'll even watch gay porn witchu...Ever seen gay tiger porn? HWAT!!!!
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Have I ever seen gay tiger porn? Of course I have, what respectable gay man hasn't!? I can't wait to attempt to rock your world, I haven't had vag in years!
The more I look at the picture I must say that I agree with Tigerlilly about the way she's holding that wine glass. She could easily drop that and, as Michael K said in the Wino post this morning, spilling booze is just plain wrong. So how long until "irreconcilable differences" tears them apart? I give them until Summer 2010, I know that's generous for a celebrity marriage but they're not that famous.
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jammer on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:58pm
TWINKIES, I had the same reaction.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:42pm.
In other words, he's like a unicorn.
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Exactly!
Cuz he's also the violent asshole that's really actually nice!
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um, they both look like little people...with oversized heads.
Note to Jennifer Carpenter, Karen Carpenter died of an eating dissorder, eat something already. Lookin' like Calista Flockhart back in the day and I used to worry for that ho.
Tiger, can't you trap this chick and give her one of yer teets?
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She is cadaverous looking, so it fits in with his show.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:30pm.
That's what turns me on about Dexter - he's like the hot gay guy who goes straight. YUM!
In other words, he's like a unicorn.
anorexic much?
She's actually shaped like the wine glass she's holding. And you could cut yourself on that clavicle. That's a figure only a gay man could love.
GOTTDAMNIT!
Ew is right.
I give it two years, 4 months, 17 days.
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The last time I saw a head that size was on the pointy end of a water buffalo..
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That's what turns me on about Dexter - he's like the hot gay guy who goes straight. YUM!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:12pm.
Is she always such a bobble-head, or is it just the angle of the pic?
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She's always such a bobble head...from far away she kinda looks modelesque but the closer you get the more bobbly the head gets...
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She's mixed race I think.
OMG, I am am a huge fan of both Six Feet Under and Dexter, holy shit!!! Dexter married his sister Debra???!!! I so love her but, ever since she did that horror flick while eating spiders, I still freak out a teeny bit when I see her.
Love them both, awesome!!
I'm way too cool to be single!!!! Update: my last boyfriend was 6 YEARS AGO, ugh!!! :(
I always got the gay vibe from him
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LOL. Yeeeah riiight. This is a gay wedding. Nothing more.
I'm way too cool to be single!!!!
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See, to me, Dexter has the gay-face.
She should try eating. Crazy, I know. Might help with that pesky "no flesh" thing.
Yessssss, that bitch is fierce. She reminds me of this Asian goddess that I occasionally see on Wall St before work. She is insanely statuesque, with long, luxurious shampoo commercial hair and a perfect face. She is always wearing these hotslut powerbitch pencil skirts and really, really luxe blouses with sky-high fuck-me Louboutins. I kid you not, this chick is un-fucking-real. We've named her Cerise. This girl is like, the Solange to Cerise's Beyonce. He♥rt her!
she looks fatter here:
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Looks like somebody needs a fish sammich!
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Is she always such a bobble-head, or is it just the angle of the pic?
Regardless, she seems to have the Angelina bod.
OMG, really Deb? I srt of can't stand Deb. She's such a boy on the show, the way she talks, looks it sort of bothers me.
she looks so much better in her slacks and button ups. Maybe because it covers up those razor blades she calls shoulders
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She looks like an emaciated Carrie Ann Moss and that's really saying something.
Can she BE any thinner?
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