Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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He'll always be gay ass David Fisher to me. His new wife's a hot piece though.
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
My dog, someone get that girl a sammich! Stat! She looks like a Bratz doll.
That chick is fuckin disgusting. 29 and looks to be about 12.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
did he already kill her and this is what she looks like 6 weeks later? SKELLY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Okay I know they aren't really siblings but it's still creeping me out lol.