Two Adorable Pocket People Had A Baby!
Dolores Fonzi, Gael Garcia Bernal's special friend, popped out a baby boy on Thursday in Madrid. That's what Gael's rep person told UsWeekly. They've been dating since 2007, they met in 2001, they made a baby 9 months ago, blah...blah...blah...
These two are pretty fucking cute. So little. So cute. He's the size of a lima bean, so she's probably the size of a lentil. I just want to carry them in my palm to the nearest Toys 'R Us where I will buy them tiny clothes from the Polly Pocket section. I will dress them up and then throw them in my teacup and watch them swim! They are so adorable. That means their baby is like microscopic! I want a microbaby!
And as for their new baby's name - they haven't released it yet.
Why hasn't a celebwhore named their baby Concepcion yet? I'm still waiting for that! And you know how I feel about the name Ethel. I know they had a boy, but if Gael and Dolores named him Concepcion Ethelita, I would explode like a swap meet pinata.
Loved him in The King, El crimen del padre Amaro and Don't temp me....he is a tiny hottie
i love him. god anyone who sees Bad Education and not get turned on is crazy.
Two tiny foreigners made another tiny foreigner! How touching.
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AGHHHH, y tu mama tambian (spelling?, eh), one of my favs! thats gonna be one beautiful baby~
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The funny thing is that this super of our building's name is Concepcion Benitez.. LMAO..
Wow - but now I know how deep he is! LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:39am.
IMDb (find your own link...) says he's 170 cm, so she's gotta be like 150?
Riddle me this: How do all y'all know they're tiny?
I need a reference book, man.
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I've have never seen these people or even heard of their names before. More info, MK! Who ARE these people?
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Congrats! They surely look adorable.
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Who are these tiny whores? The tiny female whore is purty, the tiny male whore...not so much, but they're both CUTE cuz they TINY. You don't have to be purty to be cute...just TINY!
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I hope not everything is small about him...if you get what I'm saying.
I'm such a loser I had to google to find out if they really are tiny people.
Some of these posts are just downright offensive :(
Congrats to the cuties!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
These two outfits are completely at war with one another. Love the Angelina Jolie lips they are both rocking, although in a more modest version.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
I'm fucking over hipster trash. I have no clue who these people are, but their look is tired as fuck.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I have no idea who the fuck these two people are.
Aww... they ARE adorable. Major upgrade from Portman on his part.
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Submitted by zuum on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
I love Conchitas!!!!
Me tooo! With milk yummy
Submitted by zuum on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
I love Conchitas!!!!
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Dolores is from my native Argentinaaa
Her brother is pretty hot, Tomas Fonzi mmmm
I love Gael! Glad he didn't breed with Natalie P. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
I know they had a boy, but if Gael and Dolores named him Concepcion Ethelita, I would explode like a swap meet pinata.
Ha ha ha hahahhah. ::wipes eyes:: Mikey, you hilarious bitch - you make me want to LIVE.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:25pm.
"...Toni Collette's mum in Muriel's Wedding."
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I LOVE that movie. Toni Collette is brilliant in it and everything. She deserves the Oscars Seakittensticks and Angie Jo got.
==WORD! She makes Nicole Kidman look like a used dish rag on the Diva Cup.
I'm with Muriel!
Muriel's Wedding Waterloo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U4kDzwZAMk
Awwww wee people.
Concepcion was the name of my high school Spanish teacher. We did not call her Concha (thank god) because I was in PR, Concha is a Mexican nickname. I always thought she had a sweet name. Placenta is a very unfortunate name for a girl though, geez, that's literally the afterbirth. Anyway, I want a microbaby too! Birthing one would be easy and the weight gain would be minimal. They are the tiniest couple...I so love Gael too! He's a great actor AND he has a nice little butt!
STFU!!!
they call women named "Concepcion" - Concha or conchita for short or affectionately or whatever.. which is also the name of a sweet mexican bread
jeeez
please dont name your baby concepcion gael
HAHAHA..... polly pocket
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:57am.
Ha. My boyfriend tutors children at an inner-city elementary school, and there's a girl named Placenta.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:45pm.
O Mrs. K - you're such a BEYOTCH! Really!
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You mean the 2010 draft, right? If I were a GM, I'd grab him early--maybe even first round. He's so versatile and can always be a good 2d string QB. (Someone said even special teams or linebacker.) Plus he's a winner and a straight arrow with leadership skills. Not likely to catch him in a strip club at 2 am with a loaded gun.
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angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:29pm
I read it in the paper this morning, with my coffee and Cheese Danish Coffee cake, then I shoveled FUCKING SNOW!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:33pm.
Toni Collette is brilliant in everything.
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Yup!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:33pm.
MrsK, I usually tell people Sarcasm is my first language, English second.
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Exactly.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:33pm.
I would never EVER say something like that to you or any of my lezzie girlfriends here at dlisted EXCEPT in a I-want-to-break-your-balls-because-I- love-you kind of way.
The people I do not like I just ignore...or try to.
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I remember that Dolores Fonzi chick. She was on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" a few years back. She had this super-cheap douche for a boyfriend who broke everything and couldn't even mix a lousy mint julep. Even the Fab Five couldn't fix that shit. Always thought she was cute though, so I'm glad she broke up with that fool.
Microbabies FTW.
MrsK, I usually tell people Sarcasm is my first language, English second.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:32pm.
Sugaroo, if I didn't love you I wouldn't tease you!!!!
I tease because I love.
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Okay, now I feel like a dried up old turd. I sowwy! ♥
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:27pm.
Oh please little Miss Peel Me A Grape; have you never heard of Google?!?!?!
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I LOVE that movie. Toni Collette is brilliant in it and everything. She deserves the Oscars Seakittensticks and Angie Jo got.
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angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:29pm
I read it in the paper this morning, with my coffee and Cheese Danish Coffee cake, then I shoveled FUCKING SNOW!
We won't see it here, it's snowing and cloudy.
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Sugaroo, if I didn't love you I wouldn't tease you!!!!
I tease because I love.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:29pm.
Sarcasm is my middle name.
Look up the word in the dictionary and you'll see my picture.
True story.
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