Two Adorable Pocket People Had A Baby!
Dolores Fonzi, Gael Garcia Bernal's special friend, popped out a baby boy on Thursday in Madrid. That's what Gael's rep person told UsWeekly. They've been dating since 2007, they met in 2001, they made a baby 9 months ago, blah...blah...blah...
These two are pretty fucking cute. So little. So cute. He's the size of a lima bean, so she's probably the size of a lentil. I just want to carry them in my palm to the nearest Toys 'R Us where I will buy them tiny clothes from the Polly Pocket section. I will dress them up and then throw them in my teacup and watch them swim! They are so adorable. That means their baby is like microscopic! I want a microbaby!
And as for their new baby's name - they haven't released it yet.
Why hasn't a celebwhore named their baby Concepcion yet? I'm still waiting for that! And you know how I feel about the name Ethel. I know they had a boy, but if Gael and Dolores named him Concepcion Ethelita, I would explode like a swap meet pinata.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:26pm.
A little song
A little dance
A little seltzer down your pants
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:15pm.
I asked who they were and no one tells me.
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Oh please little Miss Peel Me A Grape; have you never heard of Google?!?!?!
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Excuse me? I see you don't know sarcasm when you see it. Take the hair out of your butt and take a xanax, will you? Jesus!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Isn't he the actor from "Y Tu Mama Tambien"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:21pm.
OFF TOPIC:
FULL MOON FULL MOON TONIGHT, it is supposed to be the largest moon in 2009.
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Coolio! It's so cool how you always know that. I'm supposed to be all witchy and shit but I always fail on that one!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:26pm.
I've been well, my dear
I have missed all my girlfriends very much, but I am busy busy busy!!!!
And you?
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Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:25pm
OMG! MRS. K.!!!!!
*sends interweb hugs and seltzer pants dance*
I didn't know he dated Natalie, they aren't Advanced Media Hwores. That's a good thing.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
What are you going to do if Tebow goes pro (not likely IMHO)? I'd love to see him play some other position in the pros, cuz you won't see him play QB for many years.
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lol. yes i have often imagined him playing a running back or perhaps a wide rec. i am excited to see what number he comes up in the draft after next year.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:15pm.
I asked who they were and no one tells me.
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Oh please little Miss Peel Me A Grape; have you never heard of Google?!?!?!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Hi Mrs.K
Long time no see. How have you been?
I've got no idea who these twats are so I'm going to say that she is the spitting image identical fucking TWIN of the Aussie actress Jeanie Drynan. She played Toni Collette's mum in Muriel's Wedding.
http://www.wwwentworth.co.uk/castpics/JD.gif
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:21pm.
Awwwwww....Gael is little mooshy cuteness.
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And a fabulous actor...except I do not think he ever got over Natalie Portman...his baby mama looks like a poor imitation.
Or am I insane?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
I swear I had that same shirt in 1979.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
What are you going to do if Tebow goes pro (not likely IMHO)? I'd love to see him play some other position in the pros, cuz you won't see him play QB for many years.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
Awwwwww....Gael is little mooshy cuteness.
Congrats.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:48am.
He's been totally obsessed with playing with dolls lately...perhaps he got some Barbies for Christmas!
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hahaha. prolly right. good call.
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morning all. who the fuck are these two?
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he looks like he has a smelly nutsack. I do not see the hype with him either PSL.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:15pm.
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you're in good company. i think i was the FIRST on this thread to ask who these two fucktards are. Ok. cross that out.
They are over the mooooooooooooooon! Right?
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I asked who they were and no one tells me. M.E. comes on here, asks, and gets TWO answers! Fine! Pffft!
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What about the complete name
Chastity belt
I can see it.
This one is as bad as "Pregnancy" (at least they can shorten it to Nancy).
Way back in the day, my brother and his then girlfriend worked part-time at a psychiatric facility during college. They had a patient there who had named her baby "Nosmoking."
NO SMOKING! I guess they thought it must have been pretty special if it was on signs everywhere.
Around the same time, I went to Europe for a semester and there were all these billboards for some dude named Peter Stuyvesant. He was EVERYWHERE. Finally, I asked some dude in a deli in Monaco who is Peter S. He said "no one, nothing. its a cigarette."
http://www.heavenlysmoke.com/html/peter_stuyvesant_cigarette.html
Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:55am.
My friend works at a daycare center and one of the little girls is named....get ready for it...
Pregnancy.
I'm not even kidding.
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Fucking great name! I used to be an elementary teacher in Spanish Harlem and 3 of my students were:
Twins named Christina and NotChristina- Their parents were Hispanic immigrants who did not speak English.
And the poor child named Faggish, a little Muslim boy who's parents were also immigrants who didn't speak English. (Thank God the kids were too little to realize the irony of this name, but that was 4 years ago, so Faggish is probably dead)
Celebrities aren't the ones who have ALL the fun! Shoo... Poor people have been doing this shit since the Beginning of time!!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:02pm.
I'm going to name my child contra-concepcion!
Or, for accuracy, failed-contra-concepcion. I like the name Concepción, but it's old-fashioned and religious, like Grace, Prudence, Chastity or something.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:53am.
I love saturdays. I just got in trouble from my husband for calling my cat, Ivan, the love of my life.
--lmao! Nice going!
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Yeah. I'm in ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE TODAY. The "change oil" light has been on in my car for weeks. I just got crabbed at for that. Then I was reminded of how I tore out the bumber and its going to cost $300 to fix. I was also told to turn down the stereo and turn off the t.v. if I'm not watching it. I AM!!! And I just threatened to put HIS favorite cat in daycare cuz he's acting out.
I don't see the hotness. Sorry. And yes, I have seen him act. I was not impressed by "Y Tu Mama Tambien" or "The Science of Sleep".
He's not terrible, but I don't get the hype.
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Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:00pm.
Watch The Motorcycle Diaries!!! MK is right, Gael is too cute for words.
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Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:00pm.
Sorry for my ignorance,but WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Gael Garcia is a very famous Mexican Actor he was also in Babel I belive im not very sure about the chick though
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 12:00pm.
I'm going to name my child contra-concepcion!
Sorry for my ignorance,but WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:55am.
My friend works at a daycare center and one of the little girls is named....get ready for it...
Pregnancy.
Well, that's really close to Concepcion. Tho I think Concepcion is a ref to Maria.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
He's got that "hayseed" look. Very Hee Haw to me.
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Submitted by Hairicane on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:53am.
I love saturdays. I just got in trouble from my husband for calling my cat, Ivan, the love of my life.
--lmao! Nice going!
Also I didnt know this due was short I always thought he was hot anyone see Amores Perros?? Hot movie!
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Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:55am.
My friend works at a daycare center and one of the little girls is named....get ready for it...
Pregnancy.
Enough! what is this fuckery?
Their shirts look like test patterns and are not something I need to see after looking last night at things through the bottom of a glass!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
My friend works at a daycare center and one of the little girls is named....get ready for it...
Pregnancy.
I'm not even kidding.
Are they Scottish? They're the Wee people!
And these two would be who?
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I love saturdays. I just got in trouble from my husband for calling my cat, Ivan, the love of my life.
Who the hell are these peeepul and why are they dressed like its the 70's again?
I used to really live for Gael, but I met him at a bar a over a year ago and was offended at short he was.
Concepcion and Zyquitta are 2 of my favorite names of all time!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:49am.
He looks sort of gael
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Ha! I thought you were finding new ways to spell gayelle;p (which, btw, I still reject as a positive turn. If I can't be calling things 'gay', I REALLY want to be calling them gayelle! It's only fair!)
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They both pretty hot.
she is a really really bad actress. her first claim to fame was the Argentinian version of Dawson creek, go figure.
He looks sort of gael but I guess not. IMDb says he's 5'7" (170cm) and Mexican, not Spanish.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:46am.
Hahahaha MK this was the cutest post...
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haha@"the size of a lentil"
I like him, but I've never heard of her. She's pretty in a "real girl" way, though. She's look better without that fucked-up shirt, too.
yep, mike, they are both very real looking and very good looking. they make me jealous. i want a real looking, good looking boy too!
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