Saturday, January 10th 2009
The Look On MiserAlba's Face Is Scaring Me
This I don't like. Why is MiserAlba making that happy clown face? I don't trust it. It's making me protect my neck with my hands. It's like a scene out of a horror movie. You know, when the killer maniacally laughs at their victims before shanking them in the froat. When MiserAlba smiles, the world shakes.
Here's more of MiserAlba, her serial killer grin and her daughter, The Honorable Marie Warren, at the park yesterday. I also threw in some pictures of her the other day in some purple 80s toddler pants from OshKosh B'Gosh. Fergie Ferg should look into getting some of those. They can easily hide a diaper or two.
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She looks like she loves her baby daughter very much.
..."before shanking them in the froat."
"Froat" is now officially my new favorite word.
Also-- just wondering...what the hell happened to that child's head??
You know if her baby turns out to be fat she will be so ashamed. The world will end in her eyes! Either that or she'll overfeed her so she doesnt end up more attractive than her after she's old and loses her hot (therefore her career)
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alba is looking awfully fugly these days...and her hubby seems no where near by...
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Man, she is starting to look like her mom. All she has to do is dye the hair red. And her baby is not so nice... pretty damn ugly baby. Seems to take after her ugly husband a lot and seems to have trouble growing hair.
she looks like shit !!
face it alba your career is OVA and so is your marriage!!
Her baby needs to go on a diet.
I usually think she is really hot but she's looking a little haggard here. She needs to glam it up and get some boobs or a wonder bra.
Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 6:52pm.
Yes. totally. The sad part is not everyone will twig to the gross manipulation of public perceptions that she's trying to get away with.
Same old same old.
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I thought Honor was a boy. Opps. hahaha. I guess the Marie should have been a clue.
Where's Cash? What kinda unemployed new dad lets his wife and child go to the park alone? Hmmppff *fake outrage*
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
Poor baby has that flat back head, where the momma lays em down and never picks them up...they get that flat head. I always see that on a kid and think they have a shit mom, ha.
Her smile is sucking the lifeforce right out of me.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:55pm.
I am overdosing on the Alba clan. Frankly I am still having nightmares over the Mamma Alba pictures - Doctor says I should be getting better in 2-3 weeks.
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Well, Mama Alba's sex tape is about to drop in a couple of days, so I reckon your Doc will have to revise his prognosis....
I keed, I keed...about the sex tape, not about your doctor having to revise his prognosis because having put that image in your head, damage has been done...irrervsible damage, I imagine...
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:41pm.
As far as her taking out her baby for publicity, well, I think that's a bit retarded to say. I'm pretty certain she enjoys playing with her daughter and would not be doing it just for attention. I could be wrong though and y'all could be right...she may not love her baby at all she just had her to get more publicity- that's it, there ya go!
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Well, the way I see it is that she had a baby, married the father despite having dumped him previously, shoved the baby off to a nanny/grandma Alba, lost all the weight and then once the baby no longer is too baby-like, she starts hawking it around the playgrounds and is making out that she loves being a mum.
No doubt she loves her child but this is the same woman who said she wanted a "brown" baby and rejects being a piece of eyecandy, yet has no real depth of acting talent to be much else, hence the copying of Jennifer Garner & Violet, KateBot & Suri etc.
As cynical as it seems, do you honestly believe she couldn't have a playdate at home or maybe see friends/family with kids? No, it's all done in a public space with paps and the rest.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:31pm.
Am I the only person who loves loafers?
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Nope, I like them very much, too.
Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
Money in your pocket, Dying to move your body...
OK, Michael K's "horror movie" reference and Miseralba's facial expression made me think of the end of "Sleepaway Camp". Anyone else?
OMFG! Did she hack away at her hair with a pair of kitchen shears?
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:26pm.
Kids, male and female should NOT be drinking soy milk.
And it gives me the shitz.
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I think OshKosh has cute and affordable kid's clothing.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:31pm.
Am I the only person who loves loafers?
Yes.
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I think they look cute and it's great to see that she loves being a mom.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Alba lost the sour puss expression, and the baby now has inherited it. :|
Submitted by Cara on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:07pm.
lol
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:07pm.
Tell me her face in this post doesn't look like Bat Boy:
http://www.collintheatrecenter.com/PastShows/2005/BatBoy/Photos/BatBoy-s...
lmao that made me really laugh!
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Tell me her face in this post doesn't look like Bat Boy:
http://www.collintheatrecenter.com/PastShows/2005/BatBoy/Photos/BatBoy-s...
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I'm not around many babies, and I'm not really a fan of babies in general, AND I hate to sound mean about her kid, but that baby is sorta screwy looking. Its head seems kinda, bent... or something. Is that normal?
Sorry, the baby looks like her cro magnon daddy. I'm sure she'll grow into it, but I don't find this baby cute. I'm not a baby lover.
I think MiserAlba is totally giving her best "over the moon" face for the paps here - since she has no talent and really no good movies under her belt, I always thought that she had the baby to trap her idiot boyfriend or to jump on the BABIES!! bandwagon.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Nice loafers....
The kid's hat is cute though.
I think her hair will look great in two weeks.
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ENOUGH with the scarves! This bitch doesn't leave the house without a "fashion" scarf.
Paris is for stoners.
Y'all can be so ridic sometimes. Anyways, I do agree that the hair, at least on her, is not cute. She is such a pretty girl and it does nothing for her. I won't even comment on the purple pants outfit except to say that her shoes are badass.
As far as her taking out her baby for publicity, well, I think that's a bit retarded to say. I'm pretty certain she enjoys playing with her daughter and would not be doing it just for attention. I could be wrong though and y'all could be right...she may not love her baby at all she just had her to get more publicity- that's it, there ya go!
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:31pm.
M.E. - I'm with you. She looks genuinely happy. Can't begrudge a bitch that. And that baby is SO CUTE!
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I don't begrudge her that either. I love cute babies and happy mamas.
Just call me Little Mary Sunshine. *sour smile*
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Man, I must be missing something because I do not think that baby is cute at all.
Massive mono brow thing happening and a weird shaped forehead.
Yikes.
I should know ugly babies because I was one of the MOST ugliest kids you've ever seen.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
cute baby. Not gonna snark on the innocent baby.
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Mom hair says what.
And Moosh, imma kidnap your cat. What.
That picture is killing me. I love it.
What a fake smile.
Jess looks good.Baby looks a tad chubby...but both parents are tall.She'll grow out of it.
CUTE LITTLE BABY.
I used to think she was so hot but as she ages, she doesn't really look all that beautiful to me anymore. She's really just average.
I used to think she was so hot but as she ages, she doesn't really look all that beautiful to me anymore. She's really just average.
that new do looks like a joke on her
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:22pm.
==Fess up bitch. You just wanna know when she's not home so you can go burgle her house. :)
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lmao
*quitely*
True. I dunno, She gets a new home that comes with a recording studio in the back yard and she decideds that she doesn't need to leave the house anymore. Bitch. ;0)
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Another member of the "I want to be a fashion icon but I fail miserably everytime" club. I don't feel this chick, for me just just shallow and empty, so I just wish she would go away already. And she has been looking haggard lately, just like Katiebot.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:17pm.
Fuck her, I wanna she Christina & Max at the park!! *pouts*
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When I see that purple number all I think of is my 80's jordache pocketbook oh and my members only jacket to match ;)
o fuck i know this is soooooo off topic. but i just saw our cat on pet star. the spag cat got a 30!
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Fuck her, I wanna she Christina & Max at the park!! *pouts*
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Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:26pm.
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Maybe the haircut would look better on someone else. I hate it on her. SO MUCH!
I hate the purple pants more though. ;-)
Ugh. I stopped caring about Jessica when, uh, well actually, I never gave a shit about Jessica.
OBTW...STILL FUCKING SNOWING!!!!
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You rang?
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