Saturday, January 10th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Weatherpussy


It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.

Anyway, here's the open post brought to you by this accidental weatherpussy. In Germany, a cat found its way into a TV studio while a weatherdude was doing his thing. The dude picked up the pussy and continued on with his shit. A dynamic duo has been born! I'm pretty sure this how Regis & Kathie Lee met. Kathie drunkenly wandered into some random studio.

Seriously though, this weatherpussy is just trying to become the next Spaghetti Cat!

So talk about the weatherpussy or whatever the hell else you want. The topic is ooooopen.

Posted by: Michael K


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Awww such a cute and lovely cat.Not like my cat at all, my cat is a bitch XD

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:58am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:18am.

@Provolone:

I like movies where cheese gets et. Got any like that?
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what about ratatouille? it had cheese in it AND a rat.
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Now you're talkin'! Provolone - what say you?

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:58am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:55am.
BYEEEEEEEEEE, Vany!

See ya soon. I expect you to help me with my chola dream....
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HOOOOOOkay then! I'm on it! Check back soon:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:55am.
BYEEEEEEEEEE, Vany!

See ya soon. I expect you to help me with my chola dream....
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:18am.

@Provolone:

I like movies where cheese gets et. Got any like that?
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what about ratatouille? it had cheese in it AND a rat.

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BYEEEEEEEEEE, Vany!

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Noooo MK, you care about cupboard because you're gay!

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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:50am.

hmmm Howard teh DUCk??? Man i really wanna see that
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Yeah, dude. That movie's right up your alley!

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apparently coquito makes me drunk, so I got to run. Have a great night you all. Making no sense Vany loves you but got to run.
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didnt hear about the USC player fucking with my erin andrws...movies where cheese gets it?? hmmm Howard teh DUCk??? Man i really wanna see that

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_Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:28am.

I do not know what others are talking but hello.... I was talking about my senir dog who just was trownhis frog, and is as excited as the first time... brb, must play with my best friend
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hello everyone, we talking puppies?

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more movie reviews.

i really like revolutionary road. great ending.

the day the earth stood still - good remake, but i love end of the world sci fi.

would watch both again.

also watching first season of 24. what crap acting.

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LA (brings back memories) or BB (how I used to know you) have not seen Burn after reading, my friends who saw it did not care for it, but then.... they recomended Tropic Thunderb and after a half hour TT sucks..:)____________________________________________
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LA (brings back memories) or BB (how I used to know you) have not seen Burn after reading, my friends who saw it did not care for it, but then.... they recomended Tropic Thunderb and after a half hour TT sucks..:)____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:15am.

My dog has his favorite too, but he plays with the other 400 toys occasionally.

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@Provolone:

I like movies where cheese gets et. Got any like that?

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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:13am.

Didn't USC linebacker Rey Maualuga get in trouble for trying to dirty-dance with your avie?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:49am

My boy has cat and dog toys but he only likes this frog he has had for 7 years...sadly, he has about 40 toys, I keep on buying them for him but he likes this slimy frog who croaks. And yes, I tried to replace it with the same toy and my 11 year old greatest dog on earth won't have a replacement.

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If you like old people being racist then go see Gran Torino

Provolone gives it 3 1/2 stars
on the downside the chinamen actors werent very good...

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:46am.

Drive By Movie Reviews, by Yours Truly.

So I rented "Burn After Reading", I know some of you did not enjoy it but I rather enjoyed it.
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I liked it. Not loved - but liked.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:42am.
@vany:

I thought you meant my ass was stolen from a band, please help me, I need darker chola eye brows, maybe not black but dark brown, as you can see my ass is pasty, on purpose. I feel hot, some guys do like big noses and pasty skin.

Ok, mofos, I opened the coquito, I will say from now on I will have different drinks and I will make sure all bottles are tight. Sprarky, my "drunkl" pooch just woke up and needs to be taken out, so I will be back after I walk him to the corner. Bad owner.... I know.

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:33am.

Still passed out, honestly, am a bit jealous. He is having those "i am chasing squirrels dreams", I won't wake him up.
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Now's your chance, replace all his dog toys with cat toys. He'll think there was a hostile takeover.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:42am.
@vany:

I thought you meant my ass was stolen from a band, please help me, I need darker chola eye brows, maybe not black but dark brown, as you can see my ass is pasty, on purpose. I feel hot, some guys do like big noses and pasty skin.

Ok, mofos, I opened the coquito, I will say from now on I will have different drinks and I will make sure all bottles are tight. Sprarky, my "drunkl" pooch just woke up and needs to be taken out, so I will be back after I walk him to the corner. Bad owner.... I know.

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Drive By Movie Reviews, by Yours Truly.

So I rented "Burn After Reading", I know some of you did not enjoy it but I rather enjoyed it.
It did make me laugh out loud a few times.
Maybe it was so enjoyable because I watched "Batman: Dark Knight" right before it, I finally cracked the seal on my copy and I had no idea it would be so violent.
But, it's friggin' AWESOME! If you already haven't, RENT IT!
And last night I watched "Righteous Kill" with DeNiro and Pacino, if you are a fan of either or both, it is the both of them doing what they do best, being them.
So, my ratings out of 4 stars:
Burn After Reading: 2 1/2 stars.
Dark Knight: One Million stars.
Righteous Kill: 3 stars.

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Popcorn, Indiana brand tastes really good

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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:33am.

Still passed out, honestly, am a bit jealous. He is having those "i am chasing squirrels dreams", I won't wake him up.

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@vany:

Well, I know you're that ass. LOL! You know what I mean....I just din't realize til JUST now that it's cholarized. You need some darker eyebrows homey. I could fix you up, you know - Mac is having a sale:)

PS. Somebody forgot to give Provolone his meds tonite. Not my pants!

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BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I KNEW JAKE DELHOMME WOULD SUCK A DICK TONITE!!!!! ILL TAKE THOSE TEN POINTS WITH THEM HIGH FLYING CARDS...OH AND THAT 200 DOLLARS MR. BOOKIE!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:33am

Are you kidding me? I have been this ass for 2 years.... my friend made this for me or so he said....more bad news for me I suppose... this ass is from a band... or did the band copy him (unlikely)? Bad boyfriend, bad movie, bad chola eyebrows, bad friend, drunk dog? THis is a bad Saturday, it was a bad day for me to stop sniffing glue.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:33am

Are you kidding me? I have been this ass for 2 years.... my friend made this for me or so he said....more bad news for me I suppose... this ass is from a band... or did the band copy him (unlikely)? Bad boyfriend, bad movie, bad chola eyebrows, bad friend, drunk dog? THis is a bad Saturday, it was a bad day for me to stop sniffing glue.

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Hey Angel_i
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:25am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:24am.

whoa, you only have 355 more days. I'm looking better all the time.
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Ha! Trudat. I'm sure the wine is helping also...

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KONICHIWA, Frito!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:27am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:20am

Hell, I know am not worthy.... But if you squint one eye, yo can see my grey chola eyebrows.... maybe?
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O this ass! I see! LOL - I saw this pic in some vid...some alt rock band or something...?

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:27am.

LMFAO! I thought you were talking to TITS in your comment. But no worries!

I'm glad to hear that your dog is doing okay so far!

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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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Hola hookers.
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Michael, I find myself strangely fascinated with the vision of you scrubbing down appliances and dusting cabinets. Do you wear something appropriately submissive and slutty while you do it? Any chance of some pics?
A belated happy new year! I've only just recovered (I hate my family and stay incapacitated from late October to - well, now) but meant to say thank you for the mention of my woman Jeana from the Real Whores of Whore County and - oh, lots else.
Oh, I know! Do we love Carla the Freak on Top Chef? Thanks for that pic too! Can't get enough of that crazy cooking thing. Did you see her when she called out (as tho for help), "Gayle!" a la Kathy Griffin's Oprah material? I do like the girl. God what a freak. I'd LOVE it if she won! She's almost got to!
All right, I'm done. I love you, come clean my kitchen! xxxxxxxxxxx

TITS- I will do that. G'nite sluts. "Sweat Dreams" as my idiot cousin wrote on a note to her boyfriend once.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:20am

Hell, I know am not worthy.... But if you squint one eye, yo can see my grey chola eyebrows.... maybe?

Oh and btw, the @sugartits comment was for fuzzyslippers, and am not even drunk. I guess am a bit busy making sure my 11 year old beagle is alive after what I think is his drinking/licking of a lot of rum. I can't believe it took me this long to realize.

Either he licked a lot of it or some of it has permeated to my downstairs neighbors cause I did not clean a liter of rum today.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:23am.

TITS- I am here, but am soon off to bed. If you are around tomorrow, I will add to my small town horror stories.
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coolio. save it for the night time crowd - we're more cultured like that.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:24am.

whoa, you only have 355 more days. I'm looking better all the time.

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Submitted by NYC. on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:22am.

When it's all said and done let me tell you what will matter...
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Whether or not I get laid in this decade, dude!

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TITS- I am here, but am soon off to bed. If you are around tomorrow, I will add to my small town horror stories.

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@ vany and angel

vany, any time you need a laugh, call me. I'll refer you to someone who can help. Hee.

angel, you're probably right. But I bet my Spock doll is waaaay more chola than you now that Pauly got hold of it!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:16am.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:03am

Thanks for making me laugh.

@angel i -- your chola skills are great, I cholad my ass literaly, but I used a grey sharpie.
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Pfft. Amateur!

Still, I would love to see that!

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Is devil girl here? I'd like to read the next installment of her small town adventures.

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STELLLLLLLLAAAAAA!

that's what i drink too - you're starting to freak me out. quit it!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs

Poor vany and vany's lushpuppy....

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:03am

Thanks for making me laugh.

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