Open Post: Hosted By The Weatherpussy
It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.
Anyway, here's the open post brought to you by this accidental weatherpussy. In Germany, a cat found its way into a TV studio while a weatherdude was doing his thing. The dude picked up the pussy and continued on with his shit. A dynamic duo has been born! I'm pretty sure this how Regis & Kathie Lee met. Kathie drunkenly wandered into some random studio.
Seriously though, this weatherpussy is just trying to become the next Spaghetti Cat!
So talk about the weatherpussy or whatever the hell else you want. The topic is ooooopen.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:12am.
@angel
What makes you think I am not already a chola? I LIKE eating pizza by the slice, wearing pedal pushers, and drinking Miller Lite out of a can. Doesn't everyone?
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Um...no cans. Bottles. And only Stella.
And I bet I'm STILL more of a chola than you are! LOL!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:03am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:00am.
The 1st 90 seconds are the funniest in the movie. You should probably break into your neighbor's liquor cabinet, or chew on your wine rack until rum comes out.
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Don't get me started on the neighbors.... anyway, Sparky (my dog) was unexplicably drawn to the wine rack this morning and yesterday (kept on hanging out by it) and has been sleeping all day, I now realize he was probably drinking the shit -- some that I just cleaned from the floor. I feel even worse now, I am a bad dog owner. Couldn't put two and two together....Just confirmed my dog is ok. Add a dog with a drinking problem to my evening ills...
@sugartits, I also bought from PR a bottle of coquito, which is Puertorrican coconut egg nog, it is too sweet for me most nights but I may have to open it tonight. ____________________________________________
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@angel
What makes you think I am not already a chola? I LIKE eating pizza by the slice, wearing pedal pushers, and drinking Miller Lite out of a can. Doesn't everyone?
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
No! *I* had the worst day ever!
Once.
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I agree entirely, Tigerlilly!
Camon, Sugaroo! You might like it!=)
I used to be a chola you know? But we din't have a name for it here - Here I was just the freak with the skinny eyebrows;p
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:56pm.
Don't forget the toaster! PopTarts in the tub rule!
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lazy assed american. what the hell is wrong with good old fashioned toast butter and jam?
sigh
okay... how about if i cut the crusts off for you?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
*writes note to self NEVER to give angel_i my picture*
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:00am.
To top it all of, I was just about to make me a rum and coke from this huge bottle of rum I got while in Puerto Rico and apparently I did not close the bottle well enough and it dripped out all over my fake wood wine "cellar", now I got nothing to drink....
no sex, no drink and Ben Stiller... makes a very cranky Vany.
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God. My dog ran away, my mother had a stroke, my sister got run over by a Bookmobile, and I have rabies. But you're day is way worse than mine!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:00am.
The 1st 90 seconds are the funniest in the movie. You should probably break into your neighbor's liquor cabinet, or chew on your wine rack until rum comes out.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:00am.
Damn slut. Well, I hope you learned your lesson:
Always keep lots of alcohol. Of all kinds. And colors. Equality, you know.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:53pm.
I like to finish off my evening by dressing up the cat then sitting in the tub crying.
You just gave me an idea.....hey Sparky, Sparky....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
I'm coughing up green stuff. Lungs shouldn't have boogers.
And I gots a bunny - she's hard to dress. But we figure it out:)
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clip on ear rings i'll bet.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
@ Angel_I...
I just have to tell you that there is no person I've ever seen that doesn't look better cholatized, no, chica? You keep up the good work, mamacita...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:49pm.
Tropic Thunder? Your evening's disappointment has barely begun.
OH I am 10 minutes into the movie and I think I see where you are coming from....
@ sugaroo, yep, I do not get it, then again... I do know am a little pasty colored but I am fun.
To top it all of, I was just about to make me a rum and coke from this huge bottle of rum I got while in Puerto Rico and apparently I did not close the bottle well enough and it dripped out all over my fake wood wine "cellar", now I got nothing to drink....
no sex, no drink and Ben Stiller... makes a very cranky Vany.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:53pm.
you know, just an average saturday night for me.
I like to finish off my evening by dressing up the cat then sitting in the tub crying.
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I prefer the shower myself. O yeah - And I gots a bunny - she's hard to dress. But we figure it out:)
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:53pm.
Don't forget the toaster! PopTarts in the tub rule!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hellooooooooooo bitches!! I am here. I was out of town visiting the bf last weekend so I couldn't check in. So here I am!!
@Fuzzy.
Oh my Lord. LOLOLOLOL!
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
you know, just an average saturday night for me.
I like to finish off my evening by dressing up the cat then sitting in the tub crying.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:49pm.
Tropic Thunder? Your evening's disappointment has barely begun.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
No love connections for me, either!! Just me and the cat here! haha
Less bullshit that way :P
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:50pm.
WHAT LOL!
Okay, I'm glad you told me that, I was ready to slap a ho.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
@vanyvrgs
But how can he resist your.........um............glasses?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:43pm.
okies, let me know if you get one back. i just sent one but it's not showing up in my "sent" folder. i had the same problem two or three days ago.
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Silly goose. It sits in your out box until the recipient picks it up. THEN it goes to your sent box! :-)
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
HI mofos. See you are all making love connections, lovely. Me, not so much, boyfriend gave me the can't go see you cause of the snow and it only snowed one inch. So now am stuck watching Tropic Thunder by my lonesome...____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:43pm.
okies, let me know if you get one back. i just sent one but it's not showing up in my "sent" folder. i had the same problem two or three days ago.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:42pm.
OMG - My friend's DAUGHTER just posted this on a pic in Facebook: I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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It's funny, tho - cuz she's about the age her mom and I started getting drunk together;p
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@TITS: Yeah, dude - don't cut it. It's a coffee table thing! I can't tell you how many peeps get all caught up in it when they get here. Mesmerized! You can buy prints, too, actually...
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:37pm.
hood rat stuff? awww sheee-it! although i still haven't posted in the forum. i'm skurrred.
i'm about ready to go drink some malibu cranberry splashes, jerk off to mel gibson in lethal weapon 2, and fall asleep whilst knitting.
you know, just an average saturday night for me.
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I sent you a PM up in der. Yeah, my husband ate too much comfort food and is on the couch like a beached whale in his corduoys. I freakin hate corduroy. Me for bed soon.
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
OMG - My friend's DAUGHTER just posted this on a pic in Facebook: I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Cheeky little thing!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:37pm.
hood rat stuff? awww sheee-it! although i still haven't posted in the forum. i'm skurrred.
i'm about ready to go drink some malibu cranberry splashes, jerk off to mel gibson in lethal weapon 2, and fall asleep whilst knitting.
you know, just an average saturday night for me.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:52pm.
Secret art of Dr Seuss. a BEAUTIFUL book. (I'm looking at my copy right now).
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I have that book!
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isn't golden girl great!!
my other favs are page 26, 64, 70, 82. and ALL the sculptures!!!
I saw some show on the book - apparently the plethora of cats was done over a very long period of time. every now and then he'd just add a cat.
don't you think cut out pages would frame well? I choked on picking frames/matting. the pics are so colourful and if I had a lot of them in a small apt it'd be tricky. No sense cutting up a book for only a few - only way to go is whole hog.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:36pm.
anytime, I just hope you like a really big dick, because I am one.
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O, I've heard that before, you charmer!
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Plenty O'Toole: Haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4xw4mE2Xk
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:36pm.
anytime, I just hope you like a really big dick, because I am one.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
sugaroo! i missed you on the HSOTY thread!
what are joo up to?
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Doing hood rat shit in the forum. 48 Hours Mystery got me all het up. ;-)
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Can't believe that fucked up site ohnotheydidnt has 5447. Who is voting for that simmering crap site.
Vote for Dlisted everyone.Polls close Jan 13.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:32pm.
Ta-Da!
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O - I get it. You're a man! So when will you be here?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex :
teehee you funny.
What are you using? I'm looking for s/w that will give me thumbnails but also compress the pics to save space. And be easy to transfer to cd for back up.
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Um...my eyes...?
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oh ffs.
sorry, sometimes i forget you're a hippy.
:)
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
sugaroo! i missed you on the HSOTY thread!
what are joo up to?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:32pm.
Ta-Da!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
With that hair, that's most likely the last pussy he sees this year.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Ok, this is boring now. Damn! I need a man sumfin fierce.
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@TITS! Thank you! It's not the same if you're not up there!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:27pm.
@TITS: ALSO go comment on my vid, beyotch! You're hurting my feelings!
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dammit! I saw it, rated it, wrote a comment then walked away and came back and refreshed everything and lost the comment. then i got distracted and never got back to it.
will watch again to refresh my mind this time.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Thank you cattitude.
I also learned that antibiotics and wine do not mix.
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:59pm.
Extremists are always hateful moronic brainwashed assholes.
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And unfortunately, very dangerously real.
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:11pm.
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Actually they are coming out with "Chicken Soup for the Dlister's Soul."
It's already No. 1 on the New York Times bestseller list and it hasn't even been released yet!
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I completely forgot about that book! Yeah, there's a chapter entitled.."Tennis Cans & Green Beans." It includes priceless thoughts by Commingback. Other chapters include the many ponderings of Dlisted sluts and hwores!! Charles Manson's chapter..entitled "CHOLLY! FUCK IS MY MIDDLES NAME!!" So many other chapters...hmmmmm...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008