Open Post: Hosted By The Weatherpussy
It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.
Anyway, here's the open post brought to you by this accidental weatherpussy. In Germany, a cat found its way into a TV studio while a weatherdude was doing his thing. The dude picked up the pussy and continued on with his shit. A dynamic duo has been born! I'm pretty sure this how Regis & Kathie Lee met. Kathie drunkenly wandered into some random studio.
Seriously though, this weatherpussy is just trying to become the next Spaghetti Cat!
So talk about the weatherpussy or whatever the hell else you want. The topic is ooooopen.
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Whose performing at the Super Bowl this year? I could care less about football. Or any other balls except well um...yeah I like those. Anyway...who? Another exciting country music roundup with almost dead and no longer famous musicians??? Woohoo! Puke.
Whose performing at the Super Bowl this year? I could care less about football. Or any other balls except well um...yeah I like those. Anyway...who? Another exciting country music roundup with almost dead and no longer famous musicians??? Woohoo! Puke.
Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:20pm.
The weatherman now looks like Hugh Jackman holding a pussy. That makes more sense than Andy Gibb.
Silly! Hugh Jackman would never get that close to a pussy.
The weatherman now looks like Hugh Jackman holding a pussy. That makes more sense than Andy Gibb.
..and this after I had a freak accident with the laundry room doors last week....standing brushing my teeth at the bathroom sink when I heard a noise behind me and turned around just in time for the doors to randomly fall off their hinges and slam into my face, breaking my nose and giving me two shiners.
...I don't need an aura cleansing, I need a new damn aura!! :P
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:16pm.
I think it's going to be the Pittsburg Steelers and the New York Giants in the Superbowl.
That would be great to see, let's hope.
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Angel, are you mad at me? :-(
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I have had the absolute WORST day. From the moment I woke up, everything went wrong. Got ripped off by the bitch at the Tim Horton's drive through, then she tried to say she didn't....then I got pulled over 5 minutes later on the way to get my turn signal fixed on my car...cop ticketed me for the light, and said I was speeding (I wasn't) then ticketed me cuz apparently the insurance card in my wallet had expired unbeknownst to me. I spent the rest of the day getting my ins. co. to fax my damn ins. info to the UPS store, picking it up, getting the signal fixed, then at the police station proving I have insurance so they wouldn't take away my licence and charge me. double argh.
..and now I'm snowed in.
/end of rant.
:P
Again, DUH! How else is he gonna heat up the old pizza??? It doesn't work in a microwave. But I would like to believe he doesn't have one of THOSE.
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oh dear. the 'devil's oven' again eh?
the m-w did bad things to my apple/rhubarb/mango crisp - it warmed it but made it soggy. much saddnes..
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Does anyone else see the sexual inneundo in Dr. Suess' books? Thromdimbulator????
I think it's going to be the Pittsburg Steelers and the New York Giants in the Superbowl.
I thought it was DListed code for getting a colonic. *shrug*
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heavens to murgatroid cock monkey! What does defrosting your freezer mean in dl-talk then?
( I think I grok what weatherstripping means - no need to go there thanks)
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:03pm.
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Thanks guys.I just made my 6 year old son the AWESOMEST fort in the corner of our sectional couch(I used a piece of pvc pipe with zip ties) and it looks like a fucking TENT!I know,I rock
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LOL. Um. I'll never tell.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05pm.
Does anyone believe that MK uses an oven?
seriously?
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Again, DUH! How else is he gonna heat up the old pizza??? It doesn't work in a microwave. But I would like to believe he doesn't have one of THOSE.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Well if you aren't blowing around in the snow somewhere (and we know you are) get your rant on with us damnit.
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pffft.
we had our 1 week of snow last month. We're done here in the north west coast until next 'winter'.
The rain pelting against my windows is making me feel all sleepy though.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
hoozer,
Were you wearing snowshoes and nothing else?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:04pm.
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PPffffffftttttttttt.
Eagles will win!
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
Hey he drinks a lot. Not uncommon to wake up from being drunk with snowshoes on. Is it?
Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05pm.
Where is MK? he can walk anywhere he wants or snowshoe around town.
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Oh right. Like MK would snowshoe. That's too much like exercise.
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Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05pm.
Where is MK?
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DUh! He's washing his floors, of course!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05pm.
Does anyone believe that MK uses an oven?
seriously?
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I thought it was DListed code for getting a colonic. *shrug*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I bet he cooks like a professional chef. And I bet he has a really cool kitchen.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05pm.
Does anyone believe that MK uses an oven?
seriously?
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That's where he keeps his Special K.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Does anyone believe that MK uses an oven?
seriously?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Where is MK? He should be getting snowed in at home with the rest of us that live in hell. OH wait...he can walk anywhere he wants or snowshoe around town. Damn him. Well if you aren't blowing around in the snow somewhere (and we know you are) get your rant on with us damnit.
NY Giants, that's right New York, will beat the Eagles!
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Thanks guys.I just made my 6 year old son the AWESOMEST fort in the corner of our sectional couch(I used a piece of pvc pipe with zip ties) and it looks like a fucking TENT!I know,I rock.Anyway he is all about his PSP and he has his ear buds on so I can watch the movie. GoodNight guys!
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:00pm.
You don't think Cholly stole his schtick from ALL CAPS JIM?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:58pm.
Seriously.
Every time I see one of his commercials I say "Why is he yelling?"
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Because people in Gdansk can't hear him if he doesn't.
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Is Rock of Love/Lust back yet? and no I'm not referring to the dump your wife took whoever said that.
Billy Mays needs to be shot, right along with the Sham- Wow guy!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:58pm.
Seriously.
Every time I see one of his commercials I say "Why is he yelling?"
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:51pm.
Ahahahaha!
mike, you are correct. Charles Manson just set the bar very, very high.
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Doesn't my Cholly always?...*sigh*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
God I hate Billy Mays too. HATE.
He looks like one of the BeeGees. BeeJees? BeeJesuses? Beeeeejjjjgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. andy? Adam? Why is a BeeGee holding a pussy? That doesn't look right. At all.
IF I HAVE TO SEE BILLY MAYS IN ONE MORE COMMERCIAL FOR SOME DUMBASS GADGET SCREAMING HIS ASS OFF, I WILL RUN INTO THE STREET AND BITE THE FIRST CAR BUMPER I SEE!
FUCK!
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Weather report for this pussy is snowy, ice cold, frigid and closed. Thundersnow is not in the forecast.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:39pm.
Sorry, but the star of that clip is that weathercaster guy. It was very hot how affectionate and unfazed he was in dealing with the cat and just carrying on. Definitely says something about his demeanor.
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Sorry wrong again. The star of the show was that dude's tye! WTF? Did some homeless clown reject that shit and this ho wore that hot bitch on national television....? Yeah, I think that's what happened which means that tye is one hot slut!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Gone Baby Gone" is a very good movie. Slow at times, then twists and turns. Casey Affleck was fantastic.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Ahahahaha!
mike, you are correct. Charles Manson just set the bar very, very high.
It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.
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Yay! Me too. and Boo! Me too.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:42pm.
MY STUPID WORTHLESS WIFE TOLD ME THE OTHER DAY SHE HAD A FUCKING GODDAMN BOWEL FUCKING MOVEMENT THAT WAS SOO LONG IT WENT FUCKIN UNINTERRUPTED RIGHT DOWN THE GODDAMN FUCKING TOILETTE HOLE. FUCK. SHE SAID SHE KNEW IF WAS GODDAMN FUCKING UNINTERRUPTED BECAUSE SHE DID NOT FEEL THE GODDAMN FUCKING USUAL BREAK IN CHANGE.
Now that, ladies and gents, is an open post.
Does the kitteh meow in German?
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Sugaroo,
Well, the SUV that I just traded in was better.
*grumbles foul words under breath*
Tris,
Gone Baby Gone was great!!!
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Sorry, but the star of that clip is that weathercaster guy. It was very hot how affectionate and unfazed he was in dealing with the cat and just carrying on. Definitely says something about his demeanor.
That kitty is soooo purty and lovable!!! I love him better than Spaghetti Cat!!!
I've been in the house for the past four days because it's way too cold and icy to go out. It's okay. I'm just watching cable and reading the latest David Baldacci. I refuse to clean the house because I hate cleaning anything and I live by myself so, who cares!!!
Thank y'all for all the bowel movement info. One learns so much on this site.
Gone Baby Gone was great. Casey Affleck is so much cuter and cooler than that douche Ben.
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Anyone watched the movie "Gone baby Gone"?
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:29pm.
Even though he saw me give birth twice and caught me looking at harcore porn on the computer.
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My husband watched me give birth twice and on the second time, when I was pushing, out came everything. Baby #2 and a pile of #2. I think after that, anything else is better.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?