Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Pissypants!
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug are officially man and methface! Everyone, piss your pants in honor of this glorious marriage! Go ahead, let is flow! That's what Fuggie would want.
People says that the two made it legal at some grapeyard in Malibu. By People's description, the wedding sounds like some tacky shit. Fuggie wore Dolce & Gabbana and carried a bouquet of white flowers, crystals meth rocks. She had 10 bridesmaids all dressed in black. The reception tent was filled with forest trees and lights.
The guests included Becky Romjin Lettuce, Jerry O'Connell, AC Slater, Kid Pebble, Slash, Kate Hudson, Vanessa Marcil and some other stupid whores. That guest list is probably going to be the cast of Dancing with the Has-Beens in like 5 years. Real talk.
If Fuggie didn't invite her bitches from Wild Orchid and Kids Inc., she has a heart of caca (and meth). Actually, they probably were there. They served canapes during cocktail hour.
I'm sure Josh and Fuggie's marital union will last foreeeeever. Or until Josh meets and falls in love with this hot methface.
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They got married at Church Estate Vineyards in Malibu (6415 Busch Drive). An ad says: "This nine-acre property became available for events in late 2007. The 8,000-square-foot Normandy-style home is equipped with Le Cornue kitchen appliances and three 300-year-old European fireplaces. There's also a 400-square-foot guest cottage, mountain views, four waterfalls, a vineyard, a 3,000-bottle wine cellar, riding stables, polo ponies, a fully stocked fishing lake, a boathouse, and a red clay tennis court. The entire estate holds 3,000 (people?)." If you look at it on satellite, there's no vineyard--maybe a plot of grapes.
He is so hot!Maybe he is into watersports.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He is WAY, WAY too hot for her.
um,. that shoulda been "jizz", not "jiss"...lol.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
...all the while wiping the deied-up jiss off his face, and brushing all the pubes off his beard - AND asking you if you'd had an HIV test lately.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
He looks the type who'd get outrageously drunk, then let you suck his dick all night, THEN get all macho and aggressive the next morning, claiming "nothing happened!".
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
imagine the offspring .... ewwwwwwwww
Poor chap has no tasted in women. I wonder how many sacks he'll receive as wedding presents. (To be placed over Fergie's head during coitus.)
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ubmitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:02am.
i CAN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THAT STINKIN' BUUSSSSHHH!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
YOU R HISTORY DICK BREATH!!
ARRRGGGG!!!
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Enough with the political bullshit for no reason, ok? I am so sick of coming on here to read nonsense.
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HA. HA. HAHA! HAHAHHAHHHAAA! Don't read it if you don't like it bitch!!
I'm just so HAPPPPY!!!
President Barack Obama, opening in states every where this January
haaaa!
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Wow-- snappy comeback. At least you sobered up enough to take the Caps lock off this time.
Submitted by EyeRoll on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:02am.
Enough with the political bullshit for no reason, ok? I am so sick of coming on here to read nonsense.
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then don't come here anymore.
And that's TWICE you've described someone's comment as "retarded" recently.
Learn some new adjectives.
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Okay-- since you're keeping track, try out these adjectives-- Droll, banal, lame, ridiculous...although I'm sure you've been addressed much more colorfully in the past. Seriously, why do you think that you have the power to allow or disallow other people's opinions? I can expess that I am sick of something without being lamely told "not to come here anymore". Maybe that's just how you live your life, quitting everything when it doesn't go your way, but I personally would rather try to improve things than just give up. I like this site, but I am sick of the assholes who have to inject some political squabbling bullshit into every unrelated post.
There-- now I will take a page out of your book and use an asinine cliche. Go fuck yourself.
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That's not too bad. I bet they didn't have a wedding planner though. I really can't say shit though, I got married at the courthouse ")
If I ever have a real wedding....It will be booty-ful
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:50pm.
*sigh*
Bridesmaids in black
==LOL. I went to a wedding recently (in Australia). Bridesmaids in black. Bride red. It was touted as *spanish* red+black = spanish, get it? And then they served up mexican food at the reception.
Kath and Kim really do exist...srsly.
Mr. and Mrs. Pissypants...You're so immature MK, and I DIG that about you!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
*sigh*
Bridesmaids in black
Pfffft! I hate her...But I do like some of her songs
I'm going straight to hell
I don't get them as a couple. I just don't unserstand what he sees in her
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The war isn't working.
I read that she was "draped" in millions of dollars of diamonds. Tacky much? And hot pepaw James Caan attended this f*ckery.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:02am.
Enough with the political bullshit for no reason, ok? I am so sick of coming on here to read nonsense.
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then don't come here anymore.
And that's TWICE you've described someone's comment as "retarded" recently.
Learn some new adjectives.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:02am.
i CAN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THAT STINKIN' BUUSSSSHHH!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
YOU R HISTORY DICK BREATH!!
ARRRGGGG!!!
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Enough with the political bullshit for no reason, ok? I am so sick of coming on here to read nonsense.
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HA. HA. HAHA! HAHAHHAHHHAAA! Don't read it if you don't like it bitch!!
I'm just so HAPPPPY!!!
President Barack Obama, opening in states every where this January
haaaa!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:49pm.
angel_i, The clouds broke last night and I saw the full moon, it lit up mah nayburhood!
It was gorgeous.
On T:
Josh was baked for the wedding. Trust, he's a pothead.
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Funny this should all be here like this.
I totally got high and forgot. Oopsie! =)
That's why you can't leave Mama home alone at night!
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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:33pm.
He's been begging me for years to take him to Florida for part of the winter, so last week we did it. He really enjoyed the break.
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Aw - that's the best. It's so nice when you can give your kids something they really, REALLY want! Nice:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:15pm.
For sure. One of my son's autism things is that he has a really hard time walking on uneven terrain, snow and ice being the worst. Plus it hurts him to wear a lot of clothing so he hates coats, mittens, hats and boots. He's been begging me for years to take him to Florida for part of the winter, so last week we did it. He really enjoyed the break.
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Marriage is nothing magical. It doesn't mean two people won't still fight or at times hate each others's guts. I bet it won't last 7 years.
angel_i, The clouds broke last night and I saw the full moon, it lit up mah nayburhood!
It was gorgeous.
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Josh was baked for the wedding. Trust, he's a pothead.
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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:12pm.
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That sounds nice. I LOVED being up north in the winter. In the city - not so much. But when it's calm and sunny with snow everywhere it's pretty nice. It sure does help with appreciating the ease of summertime activities too...
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:13am.
Oh, it is the coolest feeling, when you're outdoors on a freezing day but you're toasty warm cause you got the right clothes on. And it feels positively surreal to be treading across the yard when you know that you'd be sunk up to your waist if not for the snowshoes. I absolutely love it. It was much harder when my son was little, and that mad scramble for day care whenever there was a no-school day because of dangerous roads. For the hair, I use a dryer sheet every so often to settle it back down.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Jaded..As for my 7th grader. He reminds me of Prince Hot Ginge in behavior to a degree. He too thinks he's a Prince. He is a Royal, fer sure..a royal pain in the behind, but a good kid. He is very into Lacrosse and hopefully that might get him some 'in' on college when the time comes.
How do you whores manage in the snow all those months? The cold, wet, layers and layers of clothes, salt, did I mention its wet? How do you keep your hair from looking horrific?
I would have to move, it sounds like too much work to be in the snow - cold.
Jaded, lol I was exaggerating. She's a smart kid, and we told her if anyone gives her a scholarship that will be the school of her choice. lol. Otherwise, local University is fine. Last year, one kid in town last year who got a scholarship to Harvard. And it is my understanding that 90% of those who need financial help getting there, get 100% of their needs met. Ahh, its the getting there that is key!
How's my hair look?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:46am.
Good luck with your road race, dahling. Budget cuts are hitting HARD right now!
PS I just took my guy on a road trip from Maine to Florida. He did excellent, except for a naked tantrum on the way out of Epcot. Security guard refused to call for help for 5 full minutes until he lunged at her. Bitch.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
LOL, Zappy. If your child were to be accepted at Harvard, go for it!! Where there's a will, there's a way...
As for me, many of my familial responsibilities are "winding down". When my child attends college, even if living at home, I will have greater freedom to do as I please...
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:42am.
i CAN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THAT STINKIN' BUUSSSSHHH!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
YOU R HISTORY DICK BREATH!!
ARRRGGGG!!!
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Enough with the political bullshit for no reason, ok? I am so sick of coming on here to read nonsense. What the fuck does Bush have to do with Fergie getting married?? Going off topic is one thing, but that was just retarded.
Addendum @ Jaded:
Andddd theres 4 Colleges (One a Community College branch) within 5 miles of us. One is a University. My spawn has visions of Hahhhvad. We have visions of wtf?
How's my hair look?
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:42am.
amen.
Jaded, this is gonna be a longggggg winter which sucks because we have much road travelling to do. Is this normal snow for your neck of the woods?
How's my hair look?
Gaa. I'm supposed to working but fucking about here on DL instead and there's no new post. WAKE UP MK! Someone shove HPG off MK so we can get our snark on.
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Zappy, we received about 10 inches of snow here...from Friday afternoon until late afternoon yesterday.
My garage door has not been working and both of my cars are buried in the driveway.
The man will be coming to snowblow the driveway this afternoon...
SO.SICK.OF.WINTER already.
i CAN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF THAT STINKIN' BUUSSSSHHH!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
YOU R HISTORY DICK BREATH!!
ARRRGGGG!!!
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LMAO @ Romijn Lettuce..& serving canapes at cocktail hour. I just woke up. I LOVE this shit.
P.S. That hot methface link lady should be on a calendar. Hot Meth Faces of 2009.
Maybe that was one of their wedding guests in the earlier video peeing in the street.
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i'm still laughing at "grapeyard" and fug pissing her pants! awhahahahhhaaa! jeezus martha! another good reason to wear black
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My God, can there be a new post soon????
I am fucking trapped in my house by the snowstorm, trapped I say...without even Charles Manson's posts to amuse me.
*tearing hair out*
I liked Wild Orchid's music better than her own! Wasn't he engaged to another woman and dumped her for Fergie when they first met?
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First of all what is all this tiger crack about?
Secondly, does anyone but me think this has to be bearded Hollywood fiction? Josh is way too pretty to be straight and if by any chance he is, than he could have any girl in the world. I don't buy the press release: D-lister Josh admits to crushing on the famous fugged-face midget with the wet crotch from the Black-eyed Peas. She films guest appearance on his crap show Vegas and they live happily ever after. Um, sure...
To us celebrating New Year's on the 26th...
White = Death
Black = Bad Luck
& a Piss poor wedding so close to New Year's dressed in that fuckery will only end up ruined.
(Yeah, I'm looking at Brian Spears slant eyed too~)
Good Luck Josh! I know you will open your eyes and let whatever she-man is blackmailing you with GO.
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Can the marriage be annulled when Josh discovers Fergie was really born a man?
Lucky Bitch! Congrats to the couple.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:46pm.
I'm guessing her wedding colors were yellow and ivory.
Hee hee! Maybe I'll send her a box of Depends as a wedding gift.
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Ten bridesmaids? In black? Ick.
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Fuggie wore Dolce & Gabbana and carried a bouquet of white flowers, crystals meth rocks...
OMG i have never LAUGHED so hard!!! so funny.
thanks MK