Let's Play "Predict The Golden Globe Winners!"
The Shiny Titty Awards begin in less than a hour and I will be liveblogging this mess at 8pm EST, so we'll all sleep together from the boredom. Actually, the Golden Globes can be entertaining since they serve booze to all the celebwhores. This makes for some good drunken speeches. I also love watching the winners try to get through the maze of tables without help. I'm surprised some of them don't end up in the damn parking lot. Those dumb fucks.
The Golden Globes is a good time to start playing the Dlisted drinking game. This is how it works. Print out the nominee list and predict the winners. What am I saying? You're all lazy skanks! You're not going to print that out. Okay, just shout the winner before they announce it. If you get it wrong. Down a shot! And if you get it right.....well....down a shot too! A shot for losers and a shot for winners. Everybody wins! If you start to black out during the middle of the show, take a shot of some kind of household cleaner and Red Bull. Preferably Windex. It will bring you back!
Here's my own predictions. I haven't seen 80% of this shit, but there's no need to. Just take your first shot (to get you started) and let your buzz lead you. It knows the way. Predictions after the jump. My guess is in bold. JUMP!!!
BEST DRAMA PICTURE
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"Frost/Nixon"
"The Reader"
"Revolutionary Road"
"Slumdog Millionaire"
BEST COMEDY-MUSICAL PICTURE
"Burn After Reading"
"Happy-Go-Lucky"
"In Bruges"
"Mamma Mia!"
"Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE PICTURE
"The Baader Meinhof Complex"
"Everlasting Moments"
"Gomorrah"
"I've Loved You So Long"
"Waltz With Bashir"
BEST DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle, "Slumdog Millionaire"
Stephen Daldry, "The Reader"
David Fincher, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Ron Howard, "Frost/Nixon"
Sam Mendes, "Revolutionary Road"
BEST DRAMA ACTOR
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Revolutionary Road"
Frank Langella, "Frost/Nixon"
Sean Penn, "Milk"
Brad Pitt, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Mickey Rourke, "The Wrestler"
BEST DRAMA ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway, "Rachel Getting Married"
Angelina Jolie, "Changeling"
Meryl Streep, "Doubt"
Kristin Scott Thomas, "I've Loved You So Long"
Kate Winslet, "Revolutionary Road" (just as long as St. Angie doesn't win so that I can see her death stare again!)
BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL ACTOR
Javier Bardem, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
Colin Farrell, "In Bruges"
James Franco, "Pineapple Express"
Brendan Gleeson, "In Bruges"
Dustin Hoffman, "Last Chance Harvey"
BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL ACTRESS
Rebecca Hall, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
Sally Hawkins, "Happy-Go-Lucky"
Frances McDormand, "Burn After Reading"
Meryl Streep, "Mamma Mia!"
Emma Thompson, "Last Chance Harvey"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Tom Cruise, "Tropic Thunder"
Robert Downey Jr., "Tropic Thunder"
Ralph Fiennes, "The Duchess"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "Doubt"
Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, "Doubt"
Penelope Cruz, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
Viola Davis, "Doubt"
Marisa Tomei, "The Wrestler"
Kate Winslet, "The Reader"
ANIMATED FILM
"Bolt"
"Kung Fu Panda"
"Wall-E"
SCREENPLAY
Simon Beaufoy, "Slumdog Millionaire"
David Hare, "The Reader"
Peter Morgan, "Frost/Nixon"
Eric Roth, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
ORIGINAL SCORE
Alexandre Desplat, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Clint Eastwood, "Changeling"
James Newton Howard, "Defiance"
Hans Zimmer, "Frost/Nixon"
A.R. Rahman, "Slumdog Millionaire"
SONG
"Down to Earth" (performed by Peter Gabriel, written by Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman), "Wall-E"
"Gran Torino" (performed by Clint Eastwood, Jamie Cullum, Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens, lyrics by: Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens), "Gran Torino"
"I Thought I Lost You" (performed by Miley Cyrus and John Travolta, written by Miley Cyrus and Jeffrey Steele), "Bolt"
"Once in a Lifetime" (performed by Beyoncé, written by Beyoncé Knowles, Amanda Ghost, Scott McFarnon, Ian Dench, James Dring, Jody Street), "Cadillac Records"
"The Wrestler" (performed by Bruce Springsteen, written by Bruce Springsteen), "The Wrestler"
DRAMATIC TV SERIES
"Dexter"
"House M.D."
"In Treatment"
"Mad Men"
"True Blood"
BEST ACTOR, TV DRAMA
Gabriel Byrne, "In Treatment"
Michael C. Hall, "Dexter"
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"
Hugh Laurie, "House M.D."
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, "The Tudors"
BEST ACTRESS, TV DRAMA
Sally Field, "Brothers & Sisters"
Mariska Hargitay, "Law & Order: SVU"
January Jones, "Mad Men"
Anna Paquin, "True Blood"
Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer"
TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
"Californication"
"Entourage"
"The Office"
"30 Rock"
"Weeds"
BEST ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
Steve Carell, "The Office"
Kevin Connolly, "Entourage"
David Duchovny, "Californication"
Tony Shalhoub, "Monk"
BEST ACTRESS, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Christina Applegate, "Samantha Who?"
America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty"
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"
Debra Messing, "The Starter Wife"
Mary-Louise Parker, "Weeds"
BEST MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
"Cranford"
"Bernard & Doris"
"John Adams"
"A Raisin in the Sun"
"Recount"
BEST ACTOR IN A TV MINI OR MOVIE
Ralph Fiennes, "Bernard and Doris"
Paul Giammatti, "John Adams"
Kevin Spacey, "Recount"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24: Redemption"
Tom Wilkinson, "Recount"
BEST ACTRESS IN A TV MINI OR MOVIE
Judi Dench, "Cranford"
Laura Linney, "John Adams"
Catherine Keener, "An American Crime"
Shirley MacLaine, "Coco Chanel"
Susan Sarandon, "Bernard & Doris"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A TV MINI OR MOVIE
Eileen Atkins, "Cranford"
Laura Dern, "Recount"
Melissa George, "In Treatment"
Rachel Griffiths, "Brothers & Sisters"
Dianne Wiest, "In Treatment"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN TV MINI OR MOVIE
Neil Patrick Harris, "How I Met Your Mother"
Denis Leary, "Recount"
Jeremy Piven, "Entourage"
Blair Underwood, "In Treatment"
Tom Wilkinson, "John Adams"
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When Kate got the GG & said of Angelina "who's the other one", I was totally thinking of MK
Did not watch this boring ass show...a new Rock of Love Bus and Tool were on!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I cannot believe I missed this shit! this sounds like the greatest drinking game ever!
fuck it. I dvr'd it so when i watch it i will just play the drinking game by myself.
DEBRA MESSING! or WEEDS!
i don't know who wins yet but. shot anyways :)
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ChiliGurl on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:44am.
Ya know, I'll probably be attacked for this, but the ONLY reason Ledger won is because he O.D.'d and died. Downey DESERVED that fucking award.
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I'm glad you said it coz I was thinking it.
Ya know, I'll probably be attacked for this, but the ONLY reason Ledger won is because he O.D.'d and died. Downey DESERVED that fucking award. Oh well, I got to check out Debra Messing and salivate on the pre-show.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
MK your accuracy is a bit frightening.
Wow, MK, you were very accurate!
i don't watch awards shows, but... why do i have a feeling that TV is ... *ahem*... "appreciating" the pic for this post... just sayin'!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Sweetie Dahling....
Drew Barrymore....WTF?
Sweetie, fire your stylist and come on back to this decade dahling.
She looks like a 50's prom queen reject who decided to have a good old shag before the show.
Honestly, I was expecting a rat to pop out of that nest on top of her head.
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I want to take a ride on your Disco stick!
Not that they weren't talented, but they were robots as a group.
Geez, I think nsync was better than the jonas brothers and that's bad. Well, I think their music was more catchy anyway.
obviously i'm living under a rock...i haven't seen one single movie nominated...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
Wonder if Phoebe Price didn't show up because her REAL income source (aka his dad's car dealership) is part the group that is hitting an all time low these days...
I'm guessing our 2008's HSoTY's might be saying goodbye to the Ivy's value menu or her whole celebrity pipe dream all together, mmmm....
YAY, HEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If only you could have been there, Sweetie. You will be missed always. :(
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
drew barrymore and that old lady are acting like lesbians or like me at the last home game.
damn, heath won, bittersweet is an understatement, great but sad.
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
Better than Brangelina losing? well, IMO a close-up camera shot of Angelina's mug for Kung-Fu Panda winning an award.
i think she needs some food or something
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Submitted by what a slut on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:15pm.
what the fuckity fuck is wrong with sally hawkins?
she looks like a concentration camp victim and acts like she just stepped out of a gas chamber.
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
So, did anything exciting happen yet? The hub has National Geographic TV in one hand, and his wiener in the other.
oh hell fuck it!!:
BEST DRAMA PICTURE
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
BEST COMEDY-MUSICAL PICTURE
"Happy-Go-Lucky"
BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE PICTURE
"Waltz With Bashir"
BEST DIRECTOR
David Fincher, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
BEST DRAMA ACTOR
Mickey Rourke, "The Wrestler"
BEST DRAMA ACTRESS (cant make my mind in between these two)
Meryl Streep, "Doubt"
Kristin Scott Thomas, "I've Loved You So Long"
BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL ACTOR
Colin Farrell, "In Bruges"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight"
SCREENPLAY
David Hare, "The Reader"
ORIGINAL SCORE
A.R. Rahman, "Slumdog Millionaire"
DRAMATIC TV SERIES
"In Treatment"
TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
"30 Rock"
BEST ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
BEST ACTRESS, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY (not sure)
America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty"
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"
BEST MINISERIES OR TV MOVIE
"Recount"
BEST ACTOR IN A TV MINI OR MOVIE
Kevin Spacey, "Recount"
BEST ACTRESS IN A TV MINI OR MOVIE
Judi Dench, "Cranford"
Laura Linney, "John Adams"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
what the fuckity fuck is wrong with sally hawkins?
she looks like a concentration camp victim and acts like she just stepped out of a gas chamber.
BEST COMEDY-MUSICAL PICTURE
"Happy-Go-Lucky"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
BEST ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
please, please dlisters!
post whatever happens, i'm overseas and can't watch it (unless it's aired online and someone can link me up?).
thank you!
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http://palestinian.ning.com/forum/topic/the-other-side-of-the-story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_f0QTIsasw
BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL ACTRESS
Frances McDormand, "Burn After Reading"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
WTH the Jonas brothers....now I know that mainstream tv has gone to hell. Okay they are announcing the animated features but still.
BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL ACTOR
Colin Farrell, "In Bruges"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
Cool! Brit dude is drinking a beer and presenting.
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 8:57pm.
I'm watching "24". It's really good this season.
Enjoying it already.
Please, Dlisted fans, post everything you see on the Globes. I can't stand watching these things but I love to read your posts.
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SHHHHHH!!!! I don't wanna hear it! *puts fingers in ears* BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!
TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
"30 Rock"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
BEST DRAMA ACTOR
Mickey Rourke, "The Wrestler"
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
I'm watching "24". It's really good this season.
Enjoying it already.
Please, Dlisted fans, post everything you see on the Globes. I can't stand watching these things but I love to read your posts.
Who puts tables in the middle of an awards show, anyway? Why didn't they ever pick a place with just rows of seats, like everybody else?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
JUM CUIDAO' que tomasina cruisa ta toquetiandome mucho a leonardooo, 'se mardito pajaro!
a lo guillao' claro;)
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
I'm so happy she didn't win. and plus, how the hell can you write a song and your not able to speak proper english?
@ gucci,
Her 'writing' hasn't grown over the years. If she were to read she could improve on her vocab. If you look at her current album, the songs with 'worth' and 'substance' were written by OTHERS primarily; don't think she has the wherewithall to really 'write' thoughtfully and intelligently. Her own fault.
wish my tv had wonka-vision, i want that champagne and beckinsale's earrings
DelMartian:
I'm so happy she didn't win. and plus, how the hell can you write a song and your not able to speak proper english?
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
I'm glad laura dern won they should have shown whoregelina's miserable face. I bet that was the last thing she wanted to see
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Ohh I know who he is....
He was very good on ESotSM.
shot!
well, I think i'm gonna watch celeb big brother in the UK and watch coolio annoy everyone lol it should be on by now on you tube
who is that dude?
Is he any good?
@ lizardbits, I don't know if that was her or not; I shall refrain mentioning it anymore LOL
Wait. So the Golden Globes are on? I'm watching 60 Minutes. That Andy Rooney is one hawt bitch.
GO....Neil!!! I want him to win
*prepares shot*
Ahhh, poor Rumer Willis! She tries so hard.
I'm out, hot sluts. Enjoy the globes and remember to keep Michael topped up.
Submitted by DelMartian on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 8:36pm.
24 is on! Is that Jeneane Garafalo? Word?
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shut up! shutupshutupshutupshutup!!!
No freakin' spoilers!!! I FORGOT IT WAS TONIGHT!!!
*cries into nonexistent beer*
This night is going to SUCK ASS!
Simon Baker = 'the sexy'. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm YES
This stuff isn't on here on the west coast. Whatever you do, don't spoil it!
Actors do far less well when they don't have a script. You get more of a look at their real personalities, which often turn out to be rather empty.
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