Monday, January 12th 2009

"The Other One"


Two amazing things happened last night during the Best Actress shit at the Golden Globes. The first was when a stoned ass Cameron Diaz fucked up Saint Angelina's name. I almost felt a little "like" in my no-heart for Cameron. ALMOST. I would've liked her fully if she said "Brangelina Jolie" or "Anist...Angelina Jolie."

The second amazing moment came when a blubbering Kate Winslet accepted her award for that movie about fighting in the suburbs while wearing old timey clothes. You know, I was wasted while watching this shit last night and now that I'm sober, her speech is a million times more annoying. Bitch is acting like she swam the Atlantic Ocean and then directly ran from New York to the Golden Globe stage. All breathless and shit. It's a damn Shiny Titty Award. Not an Oscar! Take a hit from Cameron's bong and mellow out. I wanted Marky Mark to turn the hose on her. Drama queen. However, I forgive her for all of that, because when she was calling out all the losers in her category, she said "Oh God! Who's the other one? Angelina!" HAHAHAHA! This is why God created Kate Winslet. The camera shot to Saint Angie who smiled and held her hands together in a very Disney villainess-like way. She was thinking, "The things I have planned for you, my pretty..." Brangelina showing up to awards shows and getting snubbed every time never gets old! The world will pay for this I'm sure!

Here's drama queen Kate Winslet (YAY!) and her husband last night. And also some pictures of Brad Pitt and "The Other One." The Other One should keep her hair down more often. It makes her look less like an elderly and malnourished praying mantis. And my abuelita had some sunglasses just like Brad Pitt's when she got her cataracts done, because she didn't like the shades they gave her ass. Of course, my abuelita wore them better.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by peaches on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:11pm.

Hey peaches, totally agree! I think it's funny
how we feed the beasts, but once they get a taste of fame, they are too good for the "little people" who pay their salaries. I agree about Angelina--she looked so nasty when Hathaway won. Did she seriously think she had a chance??? I'm still waiting for her to "retire." She keeps teasing us by saying she will go away. But you know when she's out of the spotlight, she'll like have a heart attack and do something stupid to claw her way back in. Just another sad fame addict in a sea of them.

I don't know why Leo never wins...strange coz he's really good

That moment was priceless & I hope you call her The Other One from now on.

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Damn the video was taken down!

I liked Revolutionary Road but DiCaprio did a way better job in that movie. It was like seeing Kate/Little Children 2.0.

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Submitted by Bane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:39pm.

Hey keane--I have a similar story to yours. I grew up in H-wood and when I hit my teens I took a few odds jobs as a PA. I mostly met B-listers with the exception of one A-lister (who presented at the Globes last night). Anyways, her persona off camera and in interviews is NOTHING like what she is like in real life. She pretends to be the fun, bubbly girl-next-door type, but she's not. She was friends with the producer of the student film I was working on, so she came for a visit. When she walked in the room, you could see the derision on her face when people tried to say hello to her. Then, she said hello to her producer friend and left the scene. The producer told me later that they are all like that, they only pay attention to other stars, or those who they think will help their careers, and the little people don't really matter to them.
They will only pretend to care when it's on camera or for Oprah or whatever. It's all an act, basically. That's why I hate these actors so much and can't stand the sick-o fans who worship these sad, narcisstic fucks.
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Oy, that's fucked up! Of course I'm not the least bit surprised. What these douchbags don't realise, is that us "littlepeople" aren't as little as they think!!! Who puts money in their bank account by buying tickets to and DVDs of their movies?? US!!! Tom Cruise can attest to that!!! Why do you think he's gone out of his way to become especially nice to people the past two years? cause he got upitty, and the general public punished him for it, and he learned his lesson!!! They all need to start taking us more seriously! They like to run their mouth about politics, but they should learn from politicians how important we are, politicians are nice to us, because they know we decide weather to vote them in or not, these clebrities out to figure out that we decide who has staying power, and if they act up or are rude, we will punish them by not seeing their films, buying their products, music, etc!!! you should speak to your producer friend about this, because producers are alot smarter than these actors, and they seem to get our importance, they need to start straightening these stuck up little shitbags out! I used to take a few acting classes years ago, one thing we were taught was that we better be nice to EVERYONE, because you don't know who that person might be or will be in ten years! Brangelina was ride to Ryan seacrest last night, but in 5to ten years, maybe less, maybe more, Ryan maybe the biggest producer with the most power in Hollywood! Celebrities really are the worst people in the world! BTW I can't watch the video, it says it was removed by the User? Angelina must have had her lawyers do something! Godforbid people get the idea that she might not be all that!!!!
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Submitted by patgraham3 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:46pm.
You all who keep coming here and posting stuff about Angelina and Brad ~ you crack me up!!! You keep griping about how many articles are online about them ~ BUT FOLKS!!!!! Each time YOU post a comment about "them", the media folks count that as someone who IS interested in Angelina and Brad, LOL LMAO. Soooooo you are the very people who keep the numbers up and keep the articles coming ~ how funny and ironic is that, LOL. I personally am more tired of the 39 going on 13 perennial teenybopper Jennifer Aniston, who each time her iddy biddy feelings get hurt, she goes running to her mommy Oprah so she can get more face/screen time. Talk about a fame wh*re!!! I wonder when exactly she is going to grow up!!!

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no actually we are also griping AT the media as well for shoving them in our faces! We want the media to count us as the many people we want to to STOP giving them the attention they feed off of! BTW, Dlisters I have a question. I havenh't checked the other blogs or news venues regarding the critics Choice Anne Hathaway incidrent, so I'm wondering, was our MK the only one who noticed the Cuntalina evil cuntface, or is this being buzzed about all over the place?? And What the fuck was her problem with sweet Anne Hathaway? What, who knows, maybe Brad once mentioned to Angelina he thought Anne was pretty or something, lol!!!

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brangelina are so smug they make me want to vomit!

cleaning toilet or golden globes??? toilet everytime!

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I absolutely LOVE Kate Winslet!
Her speech was a bit much, but it was genuine.
I wish she and Leo would run away and get married.
They're obviously perfect for each other.

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I think part of the reason AJ is not taken seriously in Hollywood is the way she acted when she won the Oscar - blah, blah I'm in love with my brother and the rest of it.....whoever's in charge said "Hmmmpphhh, not taking this HUGE honor seriously enough" and that was it for her.

Kate Winslet does live a pretty normal life with her husband and kids - I think she's fabulous. She deserves to win just for her track record.

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lmao!!!!!!!!

i was cracking up when she alsmot forgot angie! angie's indiff gestures and evil stares were priceless all night. kate also forget about anne hathaway too

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I feel sorry for Pitt.

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michael k, your live blogging was freaking hilarious. god bless you.

You all who keep coming here and posting stuff about Angelina and Brad ~ you crack me up!!! You keep griping about how many articles are online about them ~ BUT FOLKS!!!!! Each time YOU post a comment about "them", the media folks count that as someone who IS interested in Angelina and Brad, LOL LMAO. Soooooo you are the very people who keep the numbers up and keep the articles coming ~ how funny and ironic is that, LOL. I personally am more tired of the 39 going on 13 perennial teenybopper Jennifer Aniston, who each time her iddy biddy feelings get hurt, she goes running to her mommy Oprah so she can get more face/screen time. Talk about a fame wh*re!!! I wonder when exactly she is going to grow up!!!

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Angelina will send her child army on Winslet! Sleep in fear, Kate...

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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:39pm.

Hey keane--I have a similar story to yours. I grew up in H-wood and when I hit my teens I took a few odds jobs as a PA. I mostly met B-listers with the exception of one A-lister (who presented at the Globes last night). Anyways, her persona off camera and in interviews is NOTHING like what she is like in real life. She pretends to be the fun, bubbly girl-next-door type, but she's not. She was friends with the producer of the student film I was working on, so she came for a visit. When she walked in the room, you could see the derision on her face when people tried to say hello to her. Then, she said hello to her producer friend and left the scene. The producer told me later that they are all like that, they only pay attention to other stars, or those who they think will help their careers, and the little people don't really matter to them.
They will only pretend to care when it's on camera or for Oprah or whatever. It's all an act, basically. That's why I hate these actors so much and can't stand the sick-o fans who worship these sad, narcisstic fucks.

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I fucking love Kate Winslet.

I was jealous of that bitch, fucking Patrick Wilson in "Little Children"

le sigh.

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Angelina is looking a tad bit spent these days.

Kate's husband put the ug in fug.

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For serious. Why are we always talking about Jen A when Katie, here, is so obviously the "It" girl...?

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Kate is hot..Angie not

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

the idea of Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange playing Little Edie and Big Edie makes me want to throw up. Drew can't act and Jessica is all fluttery mannerisms. NO ONE can touch Christine Ebersole.

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:49pm.

I think the nerves had to do a lot with the fact that she was presenting. I don't know?

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:26pm.

Drew said in an interview that Jessica was terrified of being at the Golden Globes in front of so many cameras and so Drew was being her support system, like holding her up from dying of nerves or something. Whatever
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Well I guess that explains that. Still think they're too old to be hanging on each other. Jessica Was afraid to attend the Globes? Hasn't she been in the business for ages? These people don't get stage fright or scared of camera's zooming in on them but heaven forbid they walk the red carpet!? makes no sense.

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I dont even see how Angie is even attractive anymore. Her face is so fucked!

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:26pm.

Drew said in an interview that Jessica was terrified of being at the Golden Globes in front of so many cameras and so Drew was being her support system, like holding her up from dying of nerves or something. Whatever!

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Mel,
I cannot believe they are going to let Drew butcher Little Edie!!!! Grrrr

Keane,
Oy. When I say genuine, I mean by an actors standards. You have to be a few nuggets short of a Happy Meal in the first place to be a credible actor. (Even my Christian)

I am not saying Kate is likely to join a quilting bee, but by Hollywood standards, I like her. Just my opinion.

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vivienne-

Yeah, I never understood how Angie was considered curvy either. Boobs alone doesn't cut it.

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Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange were together because they have an HBO movie coming out called Grey Gardens which is based on a true story.

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:56pm.
I'm sure someone has mentioned this (I'm too lazy to scroll through the 200 anti-Angelina comments) but can we talk about the pseudo-lesbian action going on between Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange? It looked like they smoked a few joints together and decided to hold hands and put their arms around each other all night. I honestly wondered if they'd pull a Britney-Madonna-Christina
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I was wondering that myself. What was up with the "lezzie sisters" act? I think it's odd that these two adult women decide to hold hands on the red carpet AND on stage. It was kind of creepy watching it. Word is that Drew is banging the guy from "How I Met your Mother" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" but yet I didn't see her with him. Instead she clung onto Jessica like a security blanket! And isn't Jessica like 20 years her senior?

But of course! Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure of how "genuine" Kate is. My friend used to rip the piss out of things she said in interviews saying it was nothing like the real her and so contrived it was hilarious. Kate always plays the role of the down-to-earth, normal girl, but the reality is she's a big time Hollywood player. She's had her pick of starring roles and is shacked up with oscar-winning Sam Mendes for God's sake. I'm sure she was delighted to finally win something but that reaction was way over the top, just like Anne Hathaway. Can't any of these bitches do mild shock, delight and gratitude? It really ain't that hard to pull off and so much more sincere than this fakery. I honestly don't think a single one of those big name Hollwood actresses are the normal, hometown chicks they try to be in interviews: Julia Roberts, Reese WItherspoon, none of them. In order to get to the top in Hollywood you have to be anal, calculating and ruthless and I think they all are, without exception.

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Watch. Brangelina and her fans will go on to say that their Hollywood's shunning of them is due to them being not shallow and "Hollywood" enough.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:48pm.

OK, maybe you can use this as material :

Right, here goes:

*ring ring*

‘hello’

‘Jen? It’s Jane’

‘Hi hon, how’s things at Babies R us?
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Well now you've outdone yourself! That was great!! You never let us down. F*ckin' Babies R Us. Classic. You have to keep these coming. They are hysterical.

If she really wanted the world to believe she's gotten closer to Jane Pitt, she should've referred to her as "Mom" not HIS mom or YOUR mom, just mom. As if they both call her that. She's not very bright.

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Keane,
LOL! Are you channeling Taxi driver???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMaTfAn7KAs

I was 'talkin to you'. I think it was a genuine moment for Winslet.

I have always enjoyed her movies, and think she is always overlooked in award season.

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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.

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Its still possible that either Brad or Angie might win an oscar this year... Oh God... i hope not !!!

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KP-

Yes. Angie definitely got more work done, although it isn't as obvious as a few months back when she had her lips enlarged.

Clarisse - you talking to me?

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Cameron Diaz is so annoying.

Also- Anyone else think there is something off about Angelina's face? Like she got more work done?

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Leo looks great.

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I ALMOST feel sorry for Brad Pitt in all of this. He's not a bad actor, but his personal life really kills his movies. The whole time he acts I cant see anything but Brad Pitt acting. I see the guy with 6 kids with an annoying wife. I think because of his high profile life he will never win an oscar. Maybe when he is elderly and no one cares about who he is fucking.

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I love Kate Winslet...I thought her speech was warm and genuine. I loved her extended shout-out to Leo. I thought it was a great moment when she said "the other one"...I nearly swooned.

Angie Voight and Brad Pit are not well-liked in Hollyweird. That was pretty obvious last night.

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I'm sure someone has mentioned this (I'm too lazy to scroll through the 200 anti-Angelina comments) but can we talk about the pseudo-lesbian action going on between Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange? It looked like they smoked a few joints together and decided to hold hands and put their arms around each other all night. I honestly wondered if they'd pull a Britney-Madonna-Christina.

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Bollocks. Kate Winslet gets nominated a lot, but never wins.

2007, 2005, 2002, 1998 AND 1996 Nominated for an Oscar.

2007, 2005, 2002, 1998 and 1996 Nominated for a Golden Globe.

From what I remember the only award Titanic won her was a Blockbuster Award!! Whooooooo!

I think Kate's speech was genuine, warm and classy.

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Am I a sap or what? I'm actually starting to feel a little sorry for Jolene! Could it be her "I'm a saint not a whore" shtick is finally running out of steam? People will fall for that BS for only so long. If Brad wants to have any kind of meaningful career he needs to get off the Angie Jo trainwreck.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:33pm.
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*giggle*

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Oh and as for twinset, that speech was all kinds of fake, just like Annie Hathaway's. They were both doing the "shock-I'm-so-incredibly-humbled-and-overcome-that-you-honoured-little-old-me-thing" which was pretty phoney. I mean come on, Winslet has been a major league actress for many years, she's been nominated many times and starred in one of the biggest grossing films of all time for God's sake, she's no ingenue. They just do it cos it plays well with award selection committees. Its totally fake.

A friend of mine at college knew Kate way back when she was starting out and absolutely hated her. They actually dated the same man who very sadly was later to die of cancer, and Kate hated her for it. My friend was BF's with this man's cousin and they both loathed Twinset with a passion. They said she always plays this "I'm-such-a-real-down-to-earth-normal-gal" type schtick, when in fact she's very knowing and sophisticated. As with so many actresses, her public persona is itself an act.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:43pm.
I LOVE Leo. Always have.

Still feel bad that when I saw him for the first time in "WHat's Eating Gilbert Grape" I thought he really was "slow".
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Leo knows you never go full retard!

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:25pm.

by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:22pm.

It looks botoxy and xanaxed.

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Can you tell me if she ever had a chin inplant?

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Well, I don't know fersure but it doesn't really look like it to me...

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:48pm.

OK, maybe you can use this as material :

Right, here goes:

*ring ring*

‘hello’

‘Jen? It’s Jane’

‘Hi hon, how’s things at Babies R us? Madam pissed off she lost again?’

‘Hell yeah. She’s gone on a massive tantrum this time. Kids dispatched to nannies and nurses, household staff on red alert, doctor at defcon one- his hand is a blur on that prescription pad’

‘Oh well, maybe she’s catch a hint, you know, lie low for a bit’

‘Ha! Fat chance. Do you know what really pissed me off royally, when she says to Brad ‘your mom’ like we are besties forever. Thank me? That will be the day, I don’t understand her it seems. It’s mean of me not to recognise the adopted kids as his- but they’re not Jen, they wouldn’t let him adopt the first one anyway- he was still married to you for god’s sake. Oh yeah, she’s changed their names but so what? You can put a pig in a tutu and call it a ballerina but it doesn’t make it one. Thank your mom- the fucking cow, I’m only allowed near the bloody kids when I’ve signed a contract of behaviour, a confidentiality gagging order and I am not allowed to mention, in no particular order:
Horses
Drugs
Her dad
Her two ex husbands
Lorna Dern
You of course
Knives, S&M
Mother Teresa
Any award ceremony where she didn’t won
Why the kids don’t go to school, wash, eat veg
Why there’s new nanny each week
Jenny thingy
Her mom not being French
Her lack of friends
Her brother’s nervous twitch
Brad’s hairline and stutter’

‘Never mind dear, we’ll go and see a nice show’

‘thanks Jen, you’re a life saver. I’m dreading the Oscars. She probably cut herself to ribbons if she doesn’t win. Which she won’t’

‘You say that like it’s a bad thing- bye’

‘Bye’
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by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:22pm.

It looks botoxy and xanaxed.

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Can you tell me if she ever had a chin inplant?

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Cameron did not really screw up Angelina's name...she said Angie first (which is what most people call her anyway) and quickly switched to the more formal Angelina. She was still out of it anyway and high or tipsy as hell, I have seen her out at places in LA and she is just as wild and ditzy in her private life hanging out at bars with friends as she appears to be on TV and film...

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:43pm.
I LOVE Leo. Always have.

Still feel bad that when I saw him for the first time in "WHat's Eating Gilbert Grape" I thought he really was "slow".
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Leo knows you never go full retard!

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