"The Other One"
Two amazing things happened last night during the Best Actress shit at the Golden Globes. The first was when a stoned ass Cameron Diaz fucked up Saint Angelina's name. I almost felt a little "like" in my no-heart for Cameron. ALMOST. I would've liked her fully if she said "Brangelina Jolie" or "Anist...Angelina Jolie."
The second amazing moment came when a blubbering Kate Winslet accepted her award for that movie about fighting in the suburbs while wearing old timey clothes. You know, I was wasted while watching this shit last night and now that I'm sober, her speech is a million times more annoying. Bitch is acting like she swam the Atlantic Ocean and then directly ran from New York to the Golden Globe stage. All breathless and shit. It's a damn Shiny Titty Award. Not an Oscar! Take a hit from Cameron's bong and mellow out. I wanted Marky Mark to turn the hose on her. Drama queen. However, I forgive her for all of that, because when she was calling out all the losers in her category, she said "Oh God! Who's the other one? Angelina!" HAHAHAHA! This is why God created Kate Winslet. The camera shot to Saint Angie who smiled and held her hands together in a very Disney villainess-like way. She was thinking, "The things I have planned for you, my pretty..." Brangelina showing up to awards shows and getting snubbed every time never gets old! The world will pay for this I'm sure!
Here's drama queen Kate Winslet (YAY!) and her husband last night. And also some pictures of Brad Pitt and "The Other One." The Other One should keep her hair down more often. It makes her look less like an elderly and malnourished praying mantis. And my abuelita had some sunglasses just like Brad Pitt's when she got her cataracts done, because she didn't like the shades they gave her ass. Of course, my abuelita wore them better.
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heehee snowy!
I just saw a pic of Kate Beckinsale....why was she there? Has she had a movie out in the past year? Well, I guess if J.Lo was there, why not her....
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Anonymouse73,
No worries! It is an easy sentiment to have!!
On topic: To save all of the hub-bub of who to thank and who not to thank, she should have gone up and said "Say Thank you, Gilbert!!" and walked off…
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
JLO looked like a nekkid hooker!
Anything that had to do with Brad or Angie bombed last night. Plus JLo's dress is soooooooo trashy!
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There are so many flims that Leo is brilliant in, I can't even name them all. Hello, Gilbert Grape.
No Words on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:33am
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Leo was fucking fantastic in "The Departed"! I think he is a good actor too!
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Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:30am
Yea, i don't hate him.
@No Words:
That's what I kept thinking, she has waited along time to win, getting a chance to thank Leo, he even had tears in his eyes.
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To join in the chorus...
I think Leo is a wonderful actor. Didn't you all see "The Departed?"
I don't understand why Kate HAD to thank AJ? Should Chris Nolan thank Brange for Heath's performance? Should Meryl thank Brange for her nominations? Should Stephen thank Brang for his achievement award? What-the-fuck-ever. If she didn't thank her who the fuck cares? When did these two tools become the entity for thankness? FUCK OFF. I'm glad Kate won.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
If Jon Voight's daughter went out of her way to find the ugliest most ill fitting dress possible, she succeeded.
ITA with Stoney: Leo's a really good actor and he's pretty hawt too, for a babyface
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And sorry folks, Leonardo is NOT a shitty actor. I mean, that's just a fact.
In defense of Kate Winslet and her declaration of love to Leo...I read in an interview last year where she said that Leo is her best friend in the world. I think they have been best buds for years.
Damn, I hate when these luvvies get together and congratulate one another on their performances.
These have to be the most narcissistic people on the planet. It's not enough to have their faces blown up several feet high in cinemas across the world and receive millions of dollars for working less than the average human, they need an endless string of awards to validate themselves.
The acceptance performance was embarrassing and completely over the top. She needs to get over herself.
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Talk about making an effort for the camera's, funny how we didn't see any stink eye from Jolie at this show. I guess she learned her lesson. I noticed that every time the camera was on them, she was talking to some dude at the table next to them. At one point Brad looked left out and bored out of his mind.
And regardless of the dress, Jolie looked unkempt last night. Her hair looked straggly and her make up is just blah - or maybe that's just her face that's BLAH!
Also, why is it that whenever a douchey interviewer asks Jolie and Pitt a question it's always about the kids? It's never about their acting skills or the movies. It's getting so f*cking old. Jolie just stands next to Pitt giggling like a doped out school girl while he answers all the questions. And we know listening to him give answers is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Mary Fart asked Jolie what she thought of Benny Button - Jolie gave some lame response and Pitt said it was the first time he ever heard Jolie say what she thought of the film because they've never spoken about it!!WTF?!?! Maybe it's time to slow down on having children and actually have a conversation with one another.
Omg, Clarisse, get out of my head! I swear to St. Angelina that I didn't read your post before posting mine!
Also, Speilberg can SUCK IT for talking so long. For a man that has entertained the whole world for the past 40 years, he sure is fucking boring.
Anshusheena Jolie!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I wanted to force feed that anorexic Sarah person in the black dress and then shoot her babbling brains out!
No, you're not. I think my biggest problem with him is that no matter how muscled up he makes himself look, he still looks like a 14 year old boy to me. And because of that, I can never take him seriously in as an "adult" actor.
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Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:56am.
I will never even watch Revolutionary Road because I cannot STAND Leo Dicaprio and won't watch anything he's in. Am I alone in my hatred of him and his shitty acting?
I love her, I can't help it. (Kate, that is)
The Angie dissing was just the icing on the cake.
Chowgirl69,
Fresh off the presses at JJ...
"CATHY @ 01/12/2009 at 10:38 am gone right off kate winslet, she is a ***** saying she had forgotten about the other nominee, what an utter *****. Angie has already won globes and an oscar. What an absolute ***** winslet was cannot believe it. SHE WON CAUSE SHE HAS BEEN NAKED FOR HOW LONG NOW PROMOTING THE FILM - as bad as sleeping with the producer/director etc. HATE HER"
Kate won cuz she got nekkid …hmmm…which Angie Ho film was Angie not nekkid in? Oh yeah…Kung Fu Panda…although, Ang was still fucking her co-stars…
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
i'm guessing kate winslet was breathless because she was thrilled to have won the "best actress" award on the same night that she won the "best supporting actress" award. that's not often done. and it puts her asking price per film into a much higher bracket, lol.
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but, then again, what do i know?
i hate will smith too. will not go see any movie he's in. ditto for brad and the other one.
Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:56am.
I will never even watch Revolutionary Road because I cannot STAND Leo Dicaprio and won't watch anything he's in. Am I alone in my hatred of him and his shitty acting?
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I know, he gives off a slimey weasley vibe eh? But he's perfect in RR, as is Kate.
Really good movie, but an odd title for a family/life drama.
EXCELLENT ending.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
And I'm sorry, but...Angeloona is losing her looks already.
I kind of do want AJ to win an award sometime soon just because I'd be intrigued as to her acceptance speech style these days. Since we all know these lowly awards shows are meaningless to her life of humble charity I do wonder whether she'd try & act like it didn't mean that much in the grand scheme of things, or would she disolve into floods of tears thanking Brad & her 50 kids for inspiring her each day blah blah blah.
Hell yeah, Kate won ;)
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Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:56am.
shit, thats how i feel about will smith and ben affleck. can not stand those two twats. refuse to watch their shite movies.
i do like leo though...
she really was out of breath. i didn't understand why.
"I wanted Marky Mark to turn the hose on her."-mk
LOL
sweetstickyriceball:
the funniest part of it for me was following MK's liveblog while watching the show last night. I was laughing soooo hard when Kate Winslet won and MK said "HOLY FUCK Kate Winslet won!! camera on Angie, camera on Angie!" teehee
Ohhhhh, I wonder what the loons are making of this over on JJ today?? Do I have the courage to venture over and take a look?
The fact that Kate Winslet still has no Oscar (aside from Glenn, Sigourney, to name a few more) has never sat well with me.
She'd better win one this year, dammit!
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I was kind of hoping Angie Jo would have won. She would have send Brad up to accept the award ala Brando!!
Brad would clear his throat, "Angelina would like to thank…Angelina" then walks off stage.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
I don't think Kate forgot AJ's name as a diss, she was so excited and was stumbling through her speech. BFD.
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I wish someone would let AJ know she's not as pretty as she thinks and that a little effort towards her appearance goes a long way...
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Why cant Kate and Leo be married for real? they are so adorable together, and that Sam Mendes eww
once again, i agree with every single word mk said. it NEVER gets old watching the brangelina getting snubbed.
cattitude well, I'm glad SOMEONE enjoyed it, LOL. I just wanted it to END already!
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I think actors get really excited over a Golden Globes win because it's often an indicator of how things will turn out at the Oscars. Not always, of course, but often.
AJ's dress is awful but her face is looking a little better (certainly better than from the other award show a few nights ago). Love Kate Winslet even if she did kind of do one of those annoying acceptance speeches, wasn't the worst ever but I thought she'd be funnier & less weepy.
snowy
I actually really liked Benjamin Button and I thought Cate's performance was great in it. Even Brad's performance was good, and I am not a fan of his usually.
I will never even watch Revolutionary Road because I cannot STAND Leo Dicaprio and won't watch anything he's in. Am I alone in my hatred of him and his shitty acting?
cattitude LOL actually I didn't like her in it, LOL usually I love her but the whole movie was not my cup of tea.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Perhaps Brad and THE OTHER ONE should skip the Oscars. Obviously neither is going to win.
did anyone notice the way AJ looked at Brad? like you better behave you asshole or I better f-ing win
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I'm just gonna refer to mangie as THE OTHER ONE from now on. No Oscar THE OTHER ONE or Braddy this year.
I WANT MAH SON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
I agree, snowy, Cate Blanchett was awesome in Benjamin Button. I'm really surprised.
Did you see Meryl Streep laughing her ass off? That was *good.*
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