Look At What The K-A-T Dragged In.....
Kim Zolciak from The Really Not Housewives of Atlanta fell off the damn tightrope and somehow found herself at NBC's Golden Globes after-party. Some bitch should have alerted Peta that Kim was going to be there, because she's just asking to get flour bombed for that tortured creature on her head. Bitch's head is like a pet cemetery. There's at least one dead dog in there and possibly a K-A-T or a couple of hamsters. It's a mystery.
Now on to her face. My 6-year-old cousin could have done a better make-up job using her old ass Crayons and chalk. I think Kim had her make-up done while she was walking the tightrope. And not only is Kim wearing a dead animal party on her head, but she plucked a beaver's asshole hairs and glued that shit onto her eyes.
I shouldn't hate. I'm sure NBC personally invited Kim to serenade the guests with her gorgeous angelic voice. Actually, they probably asked her to sing in the bathroom to help out those who might be constipated. Just listening to a few seconds of Kim's singing will give you the runs.
Also at the after-party was Colin Farrell, a strangely covered-up Bai Ling and a raggedy ass Kevin Bacon with his wife.
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If she was shiny, you'd swear she was made of wax. Even her eyeballs look fake!
please put up another post...i hate looking at this "housewife"
One of the people who looked rough was Rita Wilson (Tom Hanks' wife). Too much spray tan made her forehead wrinkles look worse.
And Drew Barrymore looked like she was going for a wasted marilyn monroe look.
I think Hollywood needs to acknowledge the fact that most of us are watching their faces on HD televisions now. The BabaWawa lenses are a thing of the past and we can now totally see all their desperate attempts to try to pass off their average faces as beautiful.
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You just gotta love a low rent bitch who thinks she's high class
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What a nice, understated, fresh makeup look she has.
RETCH.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 10:41am.
In the main pic it looks like there's a roach in her underarm
==I thought the same! And in the other armpit is a bingo wing I do believe.
what the FUCK is with bitches over-lining their lips!? first deborah im-a-fucking-MESSing, now this?? this is some drag queen shit right here!
i'm sure celebz have done it for years but...dayum. maybe the papz are using some kind of extra strong flashbulbs that make their terrifying tranny stylez lips stand out??
dear doctor.
Nevermind the polyester wig...looks like 2 tarantulas took up residence on her eyelids...and if I were her I would not be proclaiming to be 30yo with such busted face, 'cause in her case 30yo is the new 50yo.
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Rik Okasic (sp? from The Cars), that's who he looks like
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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If you ignore those stripper shoes peeking out from under the dress, BaiLing looks, dare I say, classy?
Kevin & Kyra look like they just got finished with a romping shag in the back of the limo...gross.
Kim's lipstick isn't even on her lips!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Seeing her and Bai makes me wonder where Phoebe was.
Even the usual red carpet crazies (Bai) were boring this year...I miss Cher. *sigh*
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Bai Ling looks like a Gremlin. A male Gremlin in drag.
DP,
Oh hell no, I would rip him apart as is! I like em a little dirty...
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
y is she there?
Did someone use a burnt match stick to draw on Kim's eybrows?
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
In the main pic it looks like there's a roach in her underarm
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Colin's looking mighty yummy
I understand perfectly why Kevin Bacon looks like that - poor guy just lost all of his money!
Also, Colin's son has special needs - perhaps that chased a lot of the selfish behavior out of him.
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And WHO let Kym past the ropes at THE GOLDEN GLOBES. I'm looking for homeboy's/homegirl's badge right now. I mean, the Golden Globes...
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Don't get me wrong, you would still need hazmat suit to go down on it... but good job with the shower dude.
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Kim and her superstar wig are making the rounds I see. Good your yoouu Kim! I do hope your "team" takes a moment to address your mop sometime in the near future because as an extension expert, that thing is not the ish.
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Bai Ling actually looks all right here.
BTW, check out Bai Ling's movie "Dumplings" - it's not available in the US, but you can check out the plot online - it's crazy.
DonkeyPunched,
It ain't just you babe!!! I think having a child was really good for Colin.
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Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Lovin' how the lip liner extends a full f'n inch past the actual edge of her lips!!! And such a natural elegance and beauty...
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I was happy for Colin, I watched "In Bruges" last week, um, idk, it's a strange film, by strange, it's not for everyone.
The story is good though.
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Colin Farrel's coke comment came off as desperate. Nothing else to promote I guess.
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Is it me or is Collin Farrel getting some of his hot back?
Wretched Wig got herself a wonky eye!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
There's your Hot Slut of the Year. Put her back in the running like they do on American Idol. How many times can you slap around Spaghetti Cat for the next year? Kim's not going away.
Kevin Bacon was never good looking but now he looks like the corpse of a Muppet. Ew.
Is Kevin Bacon going for the Unicorn hair?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/