It's Not A C-Word Slip, But It Will Do
We haven't had a c-word slip in a while, so I was hoping that at last night's GGs someone would've gotten tanked and let the cunt out to play. Nobody did. BUT Mickey Rourke and Darren Aronofsky did give us a double. While accepting his award for Best Beast in a whatever, Mickey called Darren's mom a bitch, basically. Darren responded by giving Mickey the one finger salute! That's how they show their love for each other. In my family, flipping someone off is like giving them a warm hug.
NBC killed the fun for the West Coast. They censor a harmless middle finger, but they don't put a black bar over Mickey's roadkill face. This makes no sense! But seriously, I'm glad Mickey won. He deserved this shit back in the 90s for that porn movie Wild Orchid!
And Mickey wins my vote for best dressed dude last night. I know, I know. He's like a guido at prom meets Hot Topic. But he's wearing a sparkly scarf!
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I would so ride Darren Aronofsky's finger!
I am glad he won...great comeback story...but what exactly happened to his face? did he have an accident and unsuccessful reconstructive plastic surgery (looks like a burn unit victim) or did he do this to himself on purpose? he was hot in 9 and 1/2 Weeks and Wild Orchid. It is like a totally different person now.
i don't care how many times i've seen it, i am absolutely terrified every time i see mickey's face...
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I love Mickey...everything about him is hot and he was the best dressed dude!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I was happy to see Mickey get the GG and hopefully this will lead him towards the Oscar.
Mickey Rourke is like that drunken, to cath a predadator uncle that the whole family secertly hopes doesn't show up for the holidays...I'm glad he won, he brought some excitment to that snooze fest.
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The LA Times in their review of the show is saying Rourke and the film's director basically killed their Oscar chances with his speech. Probably true.
Congratulations to all the Winners, Kate deserves to win 2 Oscars, yes this will be a first, and I would like to see Mickey take it for Best Actor. I was just miffed by a few of the so called celebs on the red carpet,I like Drew and Jessica, but could why were they behaving like 2 15 year old? Brad and Angelina,looked lost, Miley Cyrus was more obnoxious then ever, purposely not looking at the Jonas Bros, right after she made an idiot of herself with Ryan Secrest,her father dissed her by talking to them, and when they were presenting best animated film, including her movie Bolt, she was looking down at her table like she was ashamed or mad. JLO must have had her catnip spiked when she appeared on stage, Mama, please I know she wore that dress specifically for Diddy, Tracy Morgan not funny!Rumer Willis good job!Nice exchange with Mom on stage. Can't wait for the Oscars Go Slum Lord
Laura Bush 2012!
Submitted by Reese2029 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:58am.
I'm glad that he won. He gave such a sincere and genuine speech and was really thankful for a 2nd chance at an acting career. Plus, he thanked his dogs; when he didn't have anybody else, he had their loyalty. Awwww
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I completely agree, it was the best acceptance speech I´ve heard.
I'm glad Mickey won. I am so going to watch The Wrestler. And Darren giving him the finger, priceless!
Why censor when you have a perfectly good spaghetti cat cutaway shot?
MK, please do a Cunt Coulter post so we can have a big bitch fight! pretty plez with cunt berries on top?
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Miley Cyrus cutes her uvula.... WHAT THE!!
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The Cunt was actually on the View?! Fuck. i'm so glad i missed it. i hope The View is scrapping her off the bottom of their shoes about now.
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I SAW THAT FINGER! hahahaa! another moment that made the evening special
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I'm glad he won. I've seen all the Best Actor noms and he was by far the best.
Yeah, he may be an asshole but the guy can act.
Wow. MR is looking juicy. I meant it in a grease ball way.
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Speaking of cunts, did anyone watch Ann Coulter on The View this morning? This woman has balls the size of Manhattan. Whoopie gave it to her big time.
I am glad Mickey Rourke won for Best Actor. He wasn't my pick but he did an excellent job. I just hope he doesn't let it go to his head and he stops playing with his face.
AW! Mickey loves his doggies, that's unconditional love for you right there, they'll willingly lick his face while women run away from Mickey all the time because of his fuglicious face. I love his sparkly scarf too, dude was dressed to the nines while all the other guys were snoring in their tuxes!
STFU!!!
Mickey Rourke is hard to look at these days, but I was touched that he mentioned his dogs. They love you no matter how the fuck ugly you might be.
Perhaps Rumer might want to look in getting herself some.
The Mickey Rourke of today is FUG.
The Mickey Rourke of "Wild Orchid" days was semi hawt, in a rough bad guy way.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
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lol. it coulda been a...well, you know....
in Arizona, if two partners are in a dispute BOTH of them go to jail. Doesn't matter if it looks like one clearly nailed the other one. BOTH get to go to the tank. So people pretty much try to not have domestics here.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:34pm.
It said he was arrested for spousal abuse. Apparently his wife divorced him after that.
I'M SICK OF CORRECTING ALL MY TYPOS. FROM NOW ON THEY STAY!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:12pm.
Ok, I just read on IMDB that he beat his wife,
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What wife???? I just saw a picture of him on a link at Drudge and in he's wear GOLD LAME shoes/sneakers. I thoght he didn't like gurls...
say something nice: he has nice lips
*runs away*
Submitted by Nyah on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:10pm.
She's ALWAYS like that. How's Elizabeth doing? Theoretically, the play on the same team.
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Elizabeth tried to stand up for her but you couldn't quiet hear her with all the squawking. Man, that lady is a bitch. Barbara looked like she was ready to stab her.
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Can't wait to see the video clips! Annie had to go into hiding after her crazy rant in a cocktail dress on the Today Show. She's loco in the cabeza.
Well deserved. He's batshit crazy but I love Mickey Rourke!
For a split second Mickey put his hand in its safe place. I was hoping he'd rest it there the whole time, lol.
youre missing the british dude that dropped an f-bomb during his speech... they were telling him to wrap up and hes like oh fuck im not wrapping up...
colin farrel also dropped an fbomb at eva mendez when she came over to him on the red carpet
they didnt censor any of that on our broadcast :)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:10pm.
She's ALWAYS like that. How's Elizabeth doing? Theoretically, the play on the same team.
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Elizabeth tried to stand up for her but you couldn't quiet hear her with all the squawking. Man, that lady is a bitch. Barbara looked like she was ready to stab her.
Ok, I just read on IMDB that he beat his wife, was called a "human ashtray" by Kim Basinger, and actually said "he's doing a hell of a job during hard times, screw all the people who don't like George Bush."
Um, yeah. Mickey Rourke sucks donkey balls.
Stoney on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:02pm
I don't hate him but I am not cheering for him either.
He made the choices that put him where he was, I don't feel sorry him. You can't just fuck around and think your shit don't stink and you will still get movie roles. And now, he is the Come back poster boy, for what?
Rewarding him last night, idk, I did yell out "NO WAY!!!" when he won but imo, people like Frank Langella deserve the recognition.
But whatevs, Mickey better get his shit together.
And maybe, you know, clean up a bit.
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Submitted by Nyah on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:04pm.
Holy sht. Is anyone watching The View? That btch Ann Coulter is on and the claws are out.
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She's ALWAYS like that. How's Elizabeth doing? Theoretically, the play on the same team.
Submitted by Khandi on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:31am.
Ha ha Winslet made Angelina feel like a fool!
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OMG. Was that the BEST or what?!?!?!?
I wonder of AJ went home and cut herself?
I honestly don't give a dry rat's turd about this guy. I don't know if he deserved to win either. I feel repulsed by him... always.
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Holy shit. Is anyone watching The View? That bitch Ann Coulter is on and the claws are out.
Truly last nights GG were a total borefest. I lost my will to watch after that British actress wailed on an on....
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
So basically he admitted no one would insure him or bank on his name and someone else mentioned they did coke with him earlier. NICE.
He needs to grow the fuck up. Good thing he only has dogs to care for. Actually, scartch that. Who knows how many little Rourke bastards are probably running around.
I know this comment won't win me a popularity contests. It's Monday, folks.
Exactly, Reese.
I'm glad that he won. He gave such a sincere and genuine speech and was really thankful for a 2nd chance at an acting career. Plus, he thanked his dogs; when he didn't have anybody else, he had their loyalty. Awwww.
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Submitted by dgalvan on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:53am.
his poor, poor face...what in michael jackson melting face hell happened to him?!?
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I'm telling you, I think Priscilla Presley hooked him up with her fake plastic doc.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:49am.
Can't he go back and ask his doctors to put his face back together again?
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You mean sort of like Humpty Dumpty?
All in all, it was a pretty classy speech.
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It looks like he can't smile.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:51am.
Ok, this is what I don't get: he doesn't have the most attractive face, so why look TOTALLY shitty w. the greasy hair and nasty beard? Why not clean it up a little?
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Because when you're bipolar, roided out, and injected with industrial grade fillers, you get kinda weird like that. At least he's not out shanking people. (not that I know of)
I'm glad he won. I don't know why. And then it was sad when he pretty much said his chihuahuas helped him when he was/is all alone. He still rules. He was so GREAT in that movie about Charles Bukowski (sp).
his poor, poor face...what in michael jackson melting face hell happened to him?!?