How Many Times Are They Going To Get Engaged?
Snort a little Red Bell, because I'm sure just looking at these two pieces of wet cardboard people is making you feel sleepy-like. Methinks even they are bored with themselves, because they keep getting engaged! A couple of weeks ago there were rumors that Tom Brady asked Gis Bundchen to be his wife or some shit. Now People says they got engaged on Friday. For real, this time! Uh huh. Tom probably keeps proposing to her because the boredom eats away at his memory.
Some source said Tom and Gis will make an official announcement soon. The source went on to say, "The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home."
You know, I'm trying to think of something to say, but I really don't give a fuck. And I'm sorry to drag you down with me. Allow me to apologize. Wash away the zzzzzs in your head with this video made from 100% raw sex. You know you want to kiss his "girls"....and you'll like it. And can somebody put an Amber Alert out on my genitals. They went missing after I watched this shit.
Pure Sex Video VIA CBS
I ate a girl and I liked it.
Jesus Christ is that Perez Hilton?
is that a diaper in the right hand corner?
No way in hell has he ever come even remotely close to even TALKING to a girl, let alone kissing one. HA!
They look like they're kissing Kath and Kel (Kath and Kim) style. Yuck.
looks like a chubby Perez Hilton....
He kissed HIMSELF and he loved it. The back of his hand is the only thing he can reach. Or maybe his own bazookas. Gross.
GUHHHHHHHHHROOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!
That was so gross I forgot what the orginal post was!
the sexay dude jugs aren't as big as i would've have expected them to be...
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I'm going to watch that every time I feel like a cookie.
Isn't this the guy from the Dr.Phil house?
He was the fat lazy, stinky one, that hated skinny people? and became racist too, just to fit in with some other racist guy?
answers please????????????
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I doubt he has ever kissed a girl,nasty!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
HAHAHA!
OK, i stopped this after 10 seconds, but props to Perez Wainwright!
Woo Woo - shake it baby.
(damn)
hahaha it's pigez
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Is it possible that his bosoms are bigger then mine?
Wow. Those southbound titties were toxic to the eye.
I dunno which is the bigger lie- that he kissed a girl or he liked it.
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There is no way Fatty Arbuckle has ever kissed a girl.
OH MY DOG! What the fuckasion was that? YouTube is Evil!
I hate Tom Brady. That's all I have to say. Nothing witty or anything. He's just vile.
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they bore me...wtf she has a home here??? arrrrrgh! or who knows...from what happened last wk.
Coma Caca!!
What an akward photo of those two pieces of limp broccoli. and that video.. he has bigger chichis than me. that whore
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When he touched his boobies I din't want my lunch no more! Boooooohoohoohoooohoo! So askeeeeery!
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Isnt that the guy that was on Dr Phill's house that didnt like skinny people last year?????
this couple is boring me
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With perez, its always about him...
Awww. Perez looks so cute!
Brady and Bundchen are like, too perfect...it'll never work.
Go Eagles!
After he kissed that girl he gobbled her up.
Thanks MK. I've officially reached grossed/creeped out status after that vid.
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OMG, is he a VAMPIRE? Either that or he's going to kiss her with his teeth.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:11pm.
we're on our way to Paris!
supamodel!
Let's say France instead of Paris, non?
I'm on my way to my mom's to shovel snow; we're having a heatwave here in Boston, 26 degrees.
WooHoo, only 67 days until Spring. :)
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She's flat and that's that!
God, Brady has some weird ass expression on his face going in for the kiss... WTH? I would be scared to think what he looks like when he is having the big O. Gosh Almighty! And Gis looks so disinterested. She's all closed-mouth and everything. She seems like she would be real boring in bed... like don't mess up my hair and don't mess up my vagina with your dirty cum... LOL!
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:09pm.
Shit, that's genius!
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supamodel!
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:03pm.
i'm SO with you.
Play it every day, same time, you'll be passing on meals like a Karl Lagerfeld model...
Shit, that's genius!
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She's flat and that's that!
I doubt this is what Katie Perry had in mind. MK your genitals aren't missing, check under his udders.
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WHOA! Perez Hilton gained some weight in that video. That fat fu*k
Thanks MK ... the chumbawumba has turned me off both boys and girls.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:53pm.
NSFL (not suitable for lunchtime)
Gross, I made it to the 4 second mark
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i'm SO with you.
Play it every day, same time, you'll be passing on meals like a Karl Lagerfeld model...
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Amanda bynes had admitted she's in love:
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2009/01/amanda-bynes-fa.html
I don't care what Tom does, as long as he is back on the field and healthy for next season.
Go Patriots!
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:59pm.
NFC, Nobody Fucking Cares
Deb - I like.
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She's flat and that's that!
I read Tom Brady will be paid 60 million through 2010 on his contract, and BBC says Giselle collected 30 million dollars for 6 months work last year. Like Patsy said on AbFab, "you can't put two prize race horses together and not expect them to kick the shit out of each other - they each need a donkey instead."
NFC, Nobody Fucking Cares
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i love that Gis's nickname sounds like cum
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the Perez lookalike has the same nips as Britney.
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That's some luscious teats on the singing fatman! YIKES!!
Perez is that you??
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In the Brady/Bundchen foto, looks like he's thinking about biting off her nose.