You May Now Kiss The Bride's Taco......
First there was the amazingly elegant Waffle House wedding from last year and now we have the almost equally as hot Taco Bell wedding from this past weekend. Why don't I ever get invited to classy affair like these?
Paul and Caragh Brooks decided they should get married at a Taco Bell in Normal, Illinois because their relationship has always been kind of weird and they like spending time there. They met on a dating website while Caragh was living in Australia. And she doesn't even have to change her last name, because she's always been a Brooks.
The Taco Bell didn't even close for a couple of hours while the wedding was going on. So while they were exchanging vows about love and shit, customers were ordering Nachos Bellgrandes and Enchiritos. It's actually kind of fitting.
The bride wore a hot pink $15 dress. They decorated the joint with balloons and streamers. The employees wore hot sauce packets with the words "Will You Marry Me?" on them. The whole wedding cost around $200.
This shit still sounds way more luxurious and decadent than any Spears wedding.
At least I know exactly what I would order at the reception: a Mexican pizza, a pintos n' cheese and a chalupa supreme. I hope Tums hosted the fucking after party. Instead of throwing rice, the guests threw farts. And I'm sure Paul not only ate a taco at the reception, but also ate one later in their marital bed at the nearest Super 8. With extra hot sauce of course.
Below is a video of this shit. You know Caragh is thinking, "I don't give a fuck if we married in a truck stop bathroom as long I don't have to work anymore!"
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Its interesting & much more memorable than a typical wedding..kudos
Have to dispute the Green Card call. Crazy as us Aussies are, very few would prefer to live over your way. We may be bored, desperate, adventurous, and/or have a few screws loose, but we're not masochists. And we love our beaches and landscapes. x
I think people getting married in odd locations like this is a reaction against the overplanned, overpriced, and overhyped kind of weddings that we see played out on reality shows.
Not only was this inexpensive, it probably was quite easy to plan. I don't know why they picked the taco bell, but if it makes them happy...
I hope part of the $200 was spent on some pictures with a nicer background than taco bell. the bride looks nice in her dress from what we can see of it.
I'm so going to beat these assholes by getting married in a truck stop mens room.
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She looks like she's thinking green card.
She moved a really long way to be with this dude.
I was at an appointment today to get my Karen Walker-sized supply of pills, and this story was on CNN Headline News. The guy sitting next to me started laughing his ass off. I told him, "They SHOMS had the welfare wedding budget!" After he laughed his ass off at my comment, he said, "Even with times as rough as they are these days, that shit was just tac-KAY!" Then I fell out laughing. Maybe it was the pills...hell if I know...but the shit was funny.
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Their vows should come straight from that terrible, semi-racist South Park episode making fun of J. Lo--"I just want your taco kisses!"
They sound like a fun couple! I love that they met online. There was a time some years back when that 'internet love' didn't make sense to me. Now I know better. The best to them!
Instead of throwing rice, the guests threw farts.(MK)..That must have been some stenchfest!
Is there a booger in my nose?
I don't feel like making fun of these people. We can't make fun of the shallow bitches that spend their souls in pursuit of a shallow life and make fun of these people too. They were honest about what they could afford while managing to make it personal and special for themselves. It's a lot more classy that that dumb gypsy wedding where her dad spent years ripping people off to give away a orange girl that looked like a hooker on her wedding day. It's good not to start your life in debt or make your parents pay a ton of money they probably should save for their retirement. And even though her dress cost 15$, she looks and sounds pretty. They've got some class.
The bigger and more expensive the wedding, the quicker the divorce.
you gotta dig the frugality
I think spending thousands and millions on weddings is insane.
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Eloping to Vegas would have been classier. But for that money, they could have had a simple ceremony at the local park.
A few years ago, I watched a couple get married at the local park. Unfortunately, I was walking my dog at the time and couldn't find a way around the ceremony. I just had to walk through the wedding party. Still classier than this pink taco party.
Having a wedding at Taco Bell is much better than being in debt for thousands of dollars because too much money was spent on fucking party favors and cheap booze.
a choco taco sounds so good right about now though....I cant count how many intoxicated trips Ive made through Taco Bell..
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no fucking lie, i know someone that just got married at a starbucks!!!
Oh ya...this one is gonna' last about as long as a chalupa fart.
They shoulda went to Biaggi's, it's a heck of a lot nicer.
Tacky and lame but I got married in Vegas so I can't diss them.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh god. I live in Normal, Illinois.
I wish every wedding had a $200 or less budget.
One of the few reality shows I ever watched was one about brides and the days and events leading up to the wedding. A truly disgusting look at human beings.
I'd go to a wedding at taco bell where I paid for my own meal (of my choice) over some idiotic happening at a rented hall any time!
$15 for the dress?!? Hahahahhaha some wedding planners just peed themselves in fear. You know the 'industry' has gone too far when there is such a thing as a wedding planner.
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i want to know if they got married in one of those taco bell's that also has the kfc/pizzahut...
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Okay...so they won't allow gays to marry because...?
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all the Der Weinershnitzels closed down. Bastards.
Back in 1995 my friend asked me to be a bridesmaid and wear this hideous green and white velvet dress which I had to pay for. I declined and she made me in charge of the guest book. 6 months later I got drunk and told her how hideous her bridesmaid dresses and how she wasted $25,000. The food sucked at her wedding as well.
And her other bridesmaids agreed with me. I was the only brave enough one to speak up.
I got married in Vegas but had a party afterward for 25 guests at my favorite Italian restaurant.
Since we didn't have an extravagant wedding, our families gave us a cash which was enough for 3 week honeymoon, and a few items for our apartment.
Submitted by Possum on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:00pm.
Heh... my husband gave me a "Will You Marry Me?" Taco Hell hot sauce packet not long after we got engaged. I think I still have it somewhere.
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"Instead of throwing rice, the guests threw farts."
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BWAHAHAHAHA, this is why I fucking love Michael K! And Loozer, your comment about "Taco Flavored Kisses" was equally hilarious.
I'm also with the poster who said "and gays can't get married because...?" There is no kind of sanctity in getting married at Taco Fucking Hell. I would be pissed at this fuckery if I were gay and wanting to get married; hell, I'm pissed as it is!
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Very classy. I wish I had thought of this. Ha!
Heh... my husband gave me a "Will You Marry Me?" Taco Hell hot sauce packet not long after we got engaged. I think I still have it somewhere.
HAHA diva it out lol
but point taken. it is elegant compared to taco bell..
you know that taco bell is wayyy classier than the court house.
no inmates.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Okay...so they won't allow gays to marry because...?
I freakin' <3 cheap ass bitches!
Submitted by randy1 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:40pm.
I took my prom date to Whataburger and got a blow job in the walk-in.
haha.. on my jr prom my three best friends and i drove like an hr and 1/2 to get to the big town for a really fancy dinner. but we got sooo stoned hotboxing the car on the way up I got lost and couldn't find the restaurant and we were like 45 min late so we ended up eating at Arbys!!! pretty funny that this all happened before we got there. not sure what happened after tho I woke up with sticks in my hair.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Yea well I'm getting married at Chuck E Cheese.
Just kidding! I would never get married in a restaurant. GROSS. Japanese food in pretty boat boxes with sushi rolls. That is my wedding meal. But that is not happening anytime soon.
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I know Paul. I haven't seen him since New Years 2004, but he is a great, intelligent guy. HAHA! congrats paul!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:34pm.
that could work if there were olive gardens around... perhaps a destination wedding? lol
mr. greenjeans is ok dunno if i'd call it nice.... too bad their service is shite
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Yeah - I mean compared to Taco Bell, LOL!
Their service is so slow. You'd totally have to Diva out leading up to it and tell them that you were having it an hour before you actually were to really make it happen.
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Submitted by randy1 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:40pm.
I took my prom date to Whataburger and got a blow job in the walk-in.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:07pm.
Why go to Taco Hell, when you can go to Robertos, Albertos, filibertos, etc etc. Well in Ca you can.
if i was in CA i would get married at Baja Fresh!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:34pm.
that could work if there were olive gardens around... perhaps a destination wedding? lol
mr. greenjeans is ok dunno if i'd call it nice.... too bad their service is shite
I love this picture - the photographer on the left is laughing his ass off. I'm always down for anything ridiculous, and this is definitely ridiculous.
I took my prom date to Whataburger and got a blow job in the walk-in.
So a wedding at Taco Smell doesn't sound that bad.
they just wanted attention...i guess they are like naughty children, they figure negative attention is better than no attention at all...if you want an inexpensive & fun wedding, elope to vegas like a normal person...i did...
As a Catholic, I have to get married in a Church, but my reception will totally be at Popeye's now. The invitiations will have a checkbox for either chicken or catfish deluxe sandwiches. It's gonna by HWAT!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:25pm.
you know the organ gridner would have been the best choice...too bad it no longer exists...
they had inhouse entertainment..no need for a dj lol
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See? That's what I'm talking about. I mean - you can get cheesy (Mr. Greenjeans! Ha! But it IS nice in there!) without scraping the bottom of the barrel, right? Hell, what about the Olive Garden?!;p
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"Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:31pm.
ILovePapaSmurf, San Berdoo? Well there you go. I don't eat in San Berdoo. I would only go to Robertos in San Diego county. And now that I have a kid I don't eat fast food much. But I don't order rice! If I want rice I go to a sit down place. If I was drunk in my younger years and needed nachos, I would drive through robertos. Like alot of people in San Diego. Never taco hell though."
Hahaha. lol. I'm just giving an example. Albertos is no bueno, yo!
And yes, San Diego has some yummy, yummy Mexican food.
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Me and my friends were just talking about how Taco Bell is the only thing we want after a night of drunken debauchery. Nnothing satisfies the hungover munchies like a supreme soft taco, nachos bell grande, a mexican pizza with some cinnamon twists on the side. Seriously though, when is this trend of getting ,married in odd places gonna stop? What's next, the local 7-11?
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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:28pm.
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Holy crap, the Organ Grinder....bwaaaahaaaaa...!
On Topic: at least they didn't throw refried beans at the happy couple.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
I don't want to marry, however I will eat you taco if you buy me a double whopper with cheese.
just putting it out there...
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.