You May Now Kiss The Bride's Taco......
First there was the amazingly elegant Waffle House wedding from last year and now we have the almost equally as hot Taco Bell wedding from this past weekend. Why don't I ever get invited to classy affair like these?
Paul and Caragh Brooks decided they should get married at a Taco Bell in Normal, Illinois because their relationship has always been kind of weird and they like spending time there. They met on a dating website while Caragh was living in Australia. And she doesn't even have to change her last name, because she's always been a Brooks.
The Taco Bell didn't even close for a couple of hours while the wedding was going on. So while they were exchanging vows about love and shit, customers were ordering Nachos Bellgrandes and Enchiritos. It's actually kind of fitting.
The bride wore a hot pink $15 dress. They decorated the joint with balloons and streamers. The employees wore hot sauce packets with the words "Will You Marry Me?" on them. The whole wedding cost around $200.
This shit still sounds way more luxurious and decadent than any Spears wedding.
At least I know exactly what I would order at the reception: a Mexican pizza, a pintos n' cheese and a chalupa supreme. I hope Tums hosted the fucking after party. Instead of throwing rice, the guests threw farts. And I'm sure Paul not only ate a taco at the reception, but also ate one later in their marital bed at the nearest Super 8. With extra hot sauce of course.
Below is a video of this shit. You know Caragh is thinking, "I don't give a fuck if we married in a truck stop bathroom as long I don't have to work anymore!"
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LOL! "Throwing farts"!!!!
My girlfriend who is Cuban says that! I never heard that before I met her and it cracked me right up. I was imagining that it was something like throwing your voice. Too funny.
She also says "turn off" instead of "blowing out" in reference to candles. So she'll say "Jim is always getting on my case because I go to sleep and forget to turn off the candle on the dresser" She says that for putting out cigarettes, too.
The AP covered this shit? The mother fucking Associated Press!? No wonder people aren't reading print journalism anymore. My god, I should just resign my "reporter" cards and go back to whoring.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:54pm.
but theyd have to pay to go to vegas and their friends would have to either not be there or pay to go too.
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I'm with Hekki.
You might think getting married at a Taco Bell is stupid, but what I think it stupid is spending tens of thousands of dollars on what is essentially a party. Most people only want a wedding, not a marriage. You could use all that money to buy a house, or put it away for retirement, as unsexy as it sounds.
I hope Taco Flavored Kisses was playing in the background.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:54pm.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
The could have done the drive through wedding in Vegas for that much
but then they wouldn't be getting their 15 minutes ....
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That's actually somewhat endearing. I think they will last longer than some of these couples that spends thousands on their weddings, making a bigger deal over the ceremony than what marriage actually means.
The hair is kind of scene-ish. Works on her, so be it.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
The could have done the drive through wedding in Vegas for that much.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:52pm.
She should have spent some of the money they saved on a good haircut.
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It might not be a far fetched idea come to think of it....
YOU KNOW the in-laws talked shit afterward so why not give them the shits while they do it.
LOL!
Damn, Hekki, $150K. Did you brother marry Princess Diana.. SHit..that's pretty pricey.
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The strangest thing is not that they got married in Taco Bell. It's her f-ing hair!! WTF??? It looks like she's trying to cover up a bald spot.
How romantic! They will be together FOREVER, I'm sure of it! *sigh* Why can't *I* find a love like that!?
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"Instead of throwing rice, the guests threw farts"
LOL or rice and beans
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And they spent their wedding night with Taco Bell shits.
She should have spent some of the money they saved on a good haircut. Let's check back in five years.
thats pretty fucking awesome if you ask me
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its too bad Spencer and Heidi didnt serve them their meal.
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i dunno, it sells itself
Hekki ITA!
and now I want Taco bell!
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Do you realize how many ABNORMAL thing happen in Normal? Just recently some bank robber got into a shoot-out with state cops over there, and now this? They should names this place Twin Peaks!
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Still not half as stupid as spending $150K on a wedding like my SIL did.